🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Fat boy, look at the time.

 

[Rage Pig]

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Fat boy, look at the time.

YOU "ain't gonna put the kibosh on me tweeting, bish!"

 

[Spergichu]

Poor ole shaggy. Years of sweeping for ralph and doxing his enemies just to be unceremoniously thrown out into the cold over nothing.

If only there were some sort of established pattern of behavior from Ralph regarding his ballwashers that EsoFaggy could've picked up on before getting involved with him...

 

[Near]

The raging hog cries out in pain as he strikes you

 

[AltisticRight]

YOU "ain't gonna put the kibosh on me tweeting, bish!"
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Really?
As if you didn't publicly say you don't care if he fucks children because he helped getting your Twitter account back.
Also, post proof or shut up.

 

[Rage Pig]

Really?
As if you didn't publicly say you don't care if he fucks children because he helped getting your Twitter account back.
Also, post proof or shut up.

Here's the proof...oh wait a minute

 

[T00L Nigger]

THE POWER OF PILLS COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF PILLS COMPELS YOU!
GRAB THE HOLY MAKERS AND SANCTIFIED XANAX, QUICK!
BEGONE FOUL PIG DEMON!

I Honestly thought it would be a Turnip Winter of Guntent with Ralph going docile from drug induced dementia and all.

YOU "ain't gonna put the kibosh on me tweeting, bish!"
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Spoiler: Ralph's Point

I will never cease to be amazed at Ethan's lack of self-awareness and willingness to make an ass of himself in public/online.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Using AI to translate his pilled piggish into English

Reading Ralph's tweets first thing in the morning, before caffeine...what a ride! WE NEED MOORE

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Fat boy, look at the time.

Poor little Xander. Daddy is going to be extra Ambiened up because he didn’t get any sleep.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Here's the proof...oh wait a minute

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You can't take something he said AT ONE OF THE LOWEST POINTS OF HIS LIFE and use it against him you piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SCV]

Shaggy is lower than dirt. He now joins the club of Trashed Door Mats alongside Gator, Flamenco and Randbot.

I'd say he's below them even (okay, maybe not randbot) because the rest of them were there while the killstream was doing much better. Put another way: he is such a spinless dick sucker that he's only leaving years after it was too much for Gator.

 

[Desktop User2]

Mad. Unhinged, off the rails.
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Ranting at some fast food airport bathroom like a lunatic. He´s gone full hobo already.

 

[Schpoots]

Ralph is literally on record saying that he will work for/with anyone even if they're a pedo. Someone should find those clips. It was on the kc several months ago. His jabs at milo are completly hollow. As usual, hes guilty as the same exact thing as his enemies. It's such a waste of time to argue with him.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

This fucking rules.. fire up a live stream, Ralph, you'll make thousands. Burn all of them down.

 

[SCV]

So he wants to fight at juju's, in LA...does ralph not know what's going on there right now? I get it could be his " I don't scare" routine but with him being so dumb and fucked up he might have just not notice. I'd love to see him getting to LA and just being confused why everything is on fire and becoming convinced milo must have started it get out of the fight.

Flying into LA over some gay beef and getting cooked like a pig in the fires would be a fitting way for ralph to go. It's like Portugal x100.

 

[Pelican Bones]

TBF if Shanaynay McPiggietittles knew Sean was gone he’d be very obviously and overtly wanting to be hired.

The reason this nickname sucks beyond the fact you alone keep trying to force it is that it's too long to ever be used organically.

"Piggertits"
"Rage pig"
"Rape-It-Ralph"
"Pig, Piggy, etc"
-Short
-Concise
-Easily understood

"Shanaynay McPiggietittles"
-Too many syllables, 8 vs the 3 in "Ethan Ralph"
-Why "Shanaynay"? How does this in any way naturally connect to Ralph?
-Ralph isn't Irish so putting "Mc" here serves no purpose.

Lol got analized

 

[Cad an Hell]

This fucking rules.. fire up a live stream, Ralph, you'll make thousands. Burn all of them down.

O Lord of wisdom and grace,
We beseech Thee this day to guide the heart of Ralph,
That he may sever the ties which bind him to folly,
And burn the bridge that leads to strife with Dick Masterson.

 

[JAKL II]

You’d be surprised how much a five dollar super chat saying X said Y about you and then Ralph just blowing a gasket, burning any bridge with X.

Thats exactly how the flood gates opened with Gator, somebody pretended to be him in a 3 dollar superchat, talked a little shit and we all got to see the chaos unfold.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The reason this nickname sucks beyond the fact you alone keep trying to force it is that it's too long to ever be used organically.

"Piggertits"
"Rage pig"
"Rape-It-Ralph"
"Pig, Piggy, etc"
-Short
-Concise
-Easily understood

"Shanaynay McPiggietittles"
-Too many syllables, 8 vs the 3 in "Ethan Ralph"
-Why "Shanaynay"? How does this in any way naturally connect to Ralph?
-Ralph isn't Irish so putting "Mc" here serves no purpose.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I use SMP’s new name because it amuses me. If no one else wants to use it or even likes it that’s fine. i’m not asking anyone else to do so. It’s not MY fault SMP denied the name his daddy done gib him to some rando in Minnesota last year.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

>called an intervention

GOING TO BE AN EPIC BATTLE