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A T4T bonanza, from a trans author who loves writing trans porn. Leather, pup hoods and gender neutral genitalia oh my!
Well then, 'ziggy', the audhd disabled Jew living in Iowa, take it away!
> Someone so small and seemingly so frail
Viktor is 5'8. Why do pooners insist on writing him like he's 4'10 or something?
> Outwardly nothing into putting so much time and effort into leatherwork
It's his literal fucking job in this fic. You're acting shocked he's good at his job?
> Like a kiss with a fist
So...a punch. That's what you're referring to. Subtle.
Pumping his fist on what?
Bark. Better get Caesar Milan on the job.
> Seemed to have the same build, both shorter to the point they might drown in his clothes
5'2 pooner confirmed. They really can't resist confirming the stereotype.
> Instantly traveled downwards, leaving an uncomfortable wet spot for him to deal with
> Feels pathetic
I'll say. All it takes is to treat a pooner like a dog and she'll love you.
> Allowing himself to be handled like a show dog, undergoing inspection to ensure he met breed description
The funniest thing is that, later in the fic, he's described as a 'mutt'. Since he's half Hispanic that carries an additional weight the author didn't think too hard on.
> Felt like consecutive punches to the gut
All that for being called a 'good boy'. Guess it's time to grab some treats from Pet Valu.
> Overreaction of his emotional capabilities
Hmm, I wonder why that is? I'm told pooners are real men and testosterone is a wonder drug, so why do they keep crying and sobbing and having mental breakdowns like women? Is there something I'm missing?
> Cut from his back and turned into a new accessory
You just made an allegory to flaying and thought that was suitable to...Viktor finding the right shade of leather to match your 'mutt' skin. Lol. Lmao. This Jew really doesn't understand the intricacies of race, does she?
Interesting how the pooner is afraid of their partner being mad at them, instead of them taking the initiative and being mad in their stead. Almost as if they fear social retaliation...
> Take me as a classless whore
Buddy you make puppy play harnesses for fetish purposes. 'Classless whore' is not the term I'd use. Fetish supplier is more adequate.
> His dick stand at attention in the confines of his pants
Lmao, what dick?
> He wondered if everyone knew he was a freak...that he wanted to be treated like someone's pet
Huh, I wonder how many pooners secretly desire to have a leash tied around their neck and dragged around like a dog by someone else. I'd be rather hard to do, though, considering so many of them are morbidly obese. You'd be better off wrestling a wild hog.
> Was going to make him act like a dog wholly and truly
So does this mean this is bestiality? Someone get YMS over here, this is his jam (except these are both women and he doesn't do those)
> Doesn't want to be knocked down to the level of an animal
> Previously said they wanted to be treated like a dog and had a dog mask made for him so he could be treated like an animal
Just pooner things.
Ah, there's that trans man reveal, where we discover both of these stunning lads are actually women, have the zippertit scars, and will adamantly refuse to refer to their genitalia as female!
> Cleverly disgusted
I see what you did there.
> They were born from the same star: two boys who found themselves through extreme act of self discovery
Mutilation isn't discovery. You hated your female bodies so much you went out of your way to erase any trace of their existence, and now play word games so you won't be reminded of the truth. You're not 'stars', you're red and dead stars: ready to explode, and ready to collapse the world around you.
> A concerto of other scars
Self-harm scars or...?
> Two glossy billboards that labeled him a different type of man: a self made one
Not how it works but OK. Not like any man is going to be fooled by the tank track scars.
Of course the Jew bitch is calling the mixed race pooner a mutt. I don't even think her autistic ass knows what the implication of that are, but it's funny nonetheless.
> The way Jayce's dick twitched in interest
What dick? It's barely an inch big.
> It was enjoyable up until it got annoying to have his partners afraid to reciprocate
What's that? They don't want to reciprocate? Why ever would that be? Could it be because you tricked gay men into thinking you were a man, only for them to find out you had a vagina? Or are you that dysphoric that you can't imagine someone going down on your 'man pussy' because it reminds you of what you are? Do tell.
> Warm breath ghosting across his growth
The author said she would use gender neutral terms for 'trans growth', and she goes right back to 'dick' as soon as she is able. While there is no use of 'hole' I am not fooled.
The bit about the Sistine Chapel is cringe. Don't desecrate something that holy with your bullshit.
> He could see a picture a halo above his head
Someone is missing a comma. Also, S2 reference, get it?
> Like a damn broken with unlatched floodgates
Why are the latches unlatched if the damn is broken? Redundant statement.
What did I say about gender neutral terms and going back to using dick?
> Under his overwhelming brawn
Pooners can't even reach the hand grip strength of normal men, so this 'overwhelming brawn' would just look like an inflated toy. Even buff ones like Buck Angel end up looked like roided up Barbie dolls. It's not natural muscle mass on a male, it's muscle mass on a female body and it shows.
> Numbers had a numerical weight that didn't necessarily correlate to their given value
...that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and this is a Jew talking about numbers. Numbers give approximate, accurate values and we're not talking decimals or prime numbers here. Stop with the math talk; you are clearly not the kind of Jew that belongs in numbers.
> Grinding his growth against the skillful plane of Viktor's tongue
So...all 1-2 inches of it. Nice.
> Drew his initials on the head of Jayce's growth
You really don't have much to work with, buddy.
You didn't even use toys? You're that naive as a pooner who wanted to be treated like a dog? OK.
> Wanted to be treated like a dog
Then you can sleep outside and fight the local pit bulls. I'll place bets on who wins.
> Hardly found it in himself to disagree
> Wasn't sure he processed the sentiment expressed
...how can you disagree with something you clearly processed but then later didn't process? Where's that 115 Jewish IQ I've heard so much about?
> Bleached expanse of skin it sat against
Must be humiliating to the mixed race Hispanic mutt to see the white (wo)man put on a big (black?) strap on. Gotta show everyone who the real master race is.
Ah, so there might be a belly bulge scene (hint: there is none)!
> He was left with little idea as to what was fact and fiction
You're a woman, pretending to be a man, having sex with another woman pretending to be a man, arguing that your pussies are male and that this is gay sex when it is lesbian sex and you get dysphoric when someone talks about your vagina. We are entering levels of autism never seen before.
> A man three times his size
Doubt it. Unless Viktor is 4'10, even tall pooners aren't that big. They have less muscle mass and smaller skeletons than males.
> Jayce seemed larger than life in the way he made Viktor look so small
Again with the gaslighting. Viktor isn't that much smaller than Jayce in the show; pooners love making him tiny because it's a reflection of how small they are compared to actual males. It's comical when you think about it.
> He didn't know it was possible to feel so much while in the hands of someone so slight
You're only big because of T. Otherwise, you'd be just as tiny. T in women doesn't lead to skeletal growth so the best you get is a 5'5 'man' that's 350 lbs wide.
> Couldn't feel the way he convulsed around the appendage
Because it's a silicone strap and not a real dick, go figure.
> Length of his dick
The strap, or the clit?
> His palm held a collection of the same vulgar slick?
Do you drip like a leaking engine or what? Pooners seem to have a limitless supply of vaginal ejaculate despite T drying them out in under five years' time. Fantasy really is something.
> Partner's growth
> Deft caressing of his dick
You're working with 1-2 inches, there is no 'deft caressing' friendo.
> His back was arched into an uncomfortable arc
Amazing how a man with a spinal brace can bend his back like a circus performer.
> Quivering grace of a storm cloud struck by Cupid himself
...what? Why would a storm cloud 'quiver'? By their very nature they're big, huge, and threatening; comparing things to storm clouds is supposed to evoke danger. Cupid's clouds are supposed to be airy and light. The fuck?
> failed parts of an ion accelerator
These allegories are shit. You really want to be compared to atoms where, in a failed component, can literally explode? Are your kisses atomic bombs?
> Scab on Jayce's lip broke
I was under the impression he actually bit through his lip - and the Jew did write it as being 'bitten in half' so that's more than a scab. That means this fucker has been bleeding the entire time.
Hope he doesn't forget to lock the doggie door so animal control doesn't bring you in. Would be a shame if a muscled pooner ended up in the vet's office needing his rabies shots.
Here is another fic written by a trans author, because representation matters. Also is bait because there is no smut - unless the author adds another chapter.
Uh oh, pooner is feeling tension for the hot and sexy man...surely something will come out of this!
> hates to think of himself as jealous
> Flies into a senseless rage whenever the token black woman gets brought up
How much you wanna bet that Viktor has 'The Birth of a Nation' hidden in the lab somewhere?
> Stops going to parties altogether because of Mel
> Admits he's envious and jealous of a black women just existing
White pooners stop being white supremacists challenge: impossible
> Tries not to pay attention to the amount of surface area Jayce's hand occupies
Ah, there's that uwu itty bitty pooner body. Gotta make them cute and small.
> Fear and jealousy constantly cripples him over a black woman potentially taking his man
> Has a moment of clarity before going back to acting like Stormfront
> Seethes at the idea of Jayce choosing black pussy over his superior white (man) pussy
Goddamn, this could be a The Boys plot if they weren't afraid of showing trans people like villains. Imagine a pooner Stormfront?
> Whole situation was comical
Indeed it is.
> Rushed straight to his dick
What dick? That roid clit that's barely one inch big?
Viktor getting unnecessarily angry with Mel just for being a black woman will never not make me laugh. It's so over the top as to be visibly racist, and it's white progressive shitlibs writing this. Pooners who are deathly afraid of being seen as women end up sound like Klan members, go figure. You might as well write Viktor saying, 'You better not be fucking that nigger pussy, Jayce, or someone is getting lynched.'
"I only need your white man pussy, Viktor. I need it to purify my line."
And then we have a mention of Viktor's 'pale, smooth skin', because black skin is disgusting.
And of course we have the Hispanic Hog. Never fails. Jayce with the big dick ready to fuck the jealousy right out of Viktor. He's gonna be tamed in THIS race war.
> Throbbing pink cock
> It's literally one inch
> Tongue dragging an excrutiating swirl around his hardness
Again, it's one inch we're dealing with
Recked indeed. And yes, this was bait. I was waiting for the smut and it did not come (haha, get it?). I suppose the author was waiting for audience reception before posting?
Okay...so where's the fucking? Chapter 2? 3? Did I just get baited by a pooner who hates niggers?
Guess I need to wait to see if she ever updates this.
Well then, 'ziggy', the audhd disabled Jew living in Iowa, take it away!
> Someone so small and seemingly so frail
Viktor is 5'8. Why do pooners insist on writing him like he's 4'10 or something?
> Outwardly nothing into putting so much time and effort into leatherwork
It's his literal fucking job in this fic. You're acting shocked he's good at his job?
> Like a kiss with a fist
So...a punch. That's what you're referring to. Subtle.
Pumping his fist on what?
Bark. Better get Caesar Milan on the job.
> Seemed to have the same build, both shorter to the point they might drown in his clothes
5'2 pooner confirmed. They really can't resist confirming the stereotype.
> Instantly traveled downwards, leaving an uncomfortable wet spot for him to deal with
> Feels pathetic
I'll say. All it takes is to treat a pooner like a dog and she'll love you.
> Allowing himself to be handled like a show dog, undergoing inspection to ensure he met breed description
The funniest thing is that, later in the fic, he's described as a 'mutt'. Since he's half Hispanic that carries an additional weight the author didn't think too hard on.
> Felt like consecutive punches to the gut
All that for being called a 'good boy'. Guess it's time to grab some treats from Pet Valu.
> Overreaction of his emotional capabilities
Hmm, I wonder why that is? I'm told pooners are real men and testosterone is a wonder drug, so why do they keep crying and sobbing and having mental breakdowns like women? Is there something I'm missing?
> Cut from his back and turned into a new accessory
You just made an allegory to flaying and thought that was suitable to...Viktor finding the right shade of leather to match your 'mutt' skin. Lol. Lmao. This Jew really doesn't understand the intricacies of race, does she?
Interesting how the pooner is afraid of their partner being mad at them, instead of them taking the initiative and being mad in their stead. Almost as if they fear social retaliation...
> Take me as a classless whore
Buddy you make puppy play harnesses for fetish purposes. 'Classless whore' is not the term I'd use. Fetish supplier is more adequate.
> His dick stand at attention in the confines of his pants
Lmao, what dick?
> He wondered if everyone knew he was a freak...that he wanted to be treated like someone's pet
Huh, I wonder how many pooners secretly desire to have a leash tied around their neck and dragged around like a dog by someone else. I'd be rather hard to do, though, considering so many of them are morbidly obese. You'd be better off wrestling a wild hog.
> Was going to make him act like a dog wholly and truly
So does this mean this is bestiality? Someone get YMS over here, this is his jam (except these are both women and he doesn't do those)
> Doesn't want to be knocked down to the level of an animal
> Previously said they wanted to be treated like a dog and had a dog mask made for him so he could be treated like an animal
Just pooner things.
Ah, there's that trans man reveal, where we discover both of these stunning lads are actually women, have the zippertit scars, and will adamantly refuse to refer to their genitalia as female!
> Cleverly disgusted
I see what you did there.
> They were born from the same star: two boys who found themselves through extreme act of self discovery
Mutilation isn't discovery. You hated your female bodies so much you went out of your way to erase any trace of their existence, and now play word games so you won't be reminded of the truth. You're not 'stars', you're red and dead stars: ready to explode, and ready to collapse the world around you.
> A concerto of other scars
Self-harm scars or...?
> Two glossy billboards that labeled him a different type of man: a self made one
Not how it works but OK. Not like any man is going to be fooled by the tank track scars.
Of course the Jew bitch is calling the mixed race pooner a mutt. I don't even think her autistic ass knows what the implication of that are, but it's funny nonetheless.
> The way Jayce's dick twitched in interest
What dick? It's barely an inch big.
> It was enjoyable up until it got annoying to have his partners afraid to reciprocate
What's that? They don't want to reciprocate? Why ever would that be? Could it be because you tricked gay men into thinking you were a man, only for them to find out you had a vagina? Or are you that dysphoric that you can't imagine someone going down on your 'man pussy' because it reminds you of what you are? Do tell.
> Warm breath ghosting across his growth
The author said she would use gender neutral terms for 'trans growth', and she goes right back to 'dick' as soon as she is able. While there is no use of 'hole' I am not fooled.
The bit about the Sistine Chapel is cringe. Don't desecrate something that holy with your bullshit.
> He could see a picture a halo above his head
Someone is missing a comma. Also, S2 reference, get it?
> Like a damn broken with unlatched floodgates
Why are the latches unlatched if the damn is broken? Redundant statement.
What did I say about gender neutral terms and going back to using dick?
> Under his overwhelming brawn
Pooners can't even reach the hand grip strength of normal men, so this 'overwhelming brawn' would just look like an inflated toy. Even buff ones like Buck Angel end up looked like roided up Barbie dolls. It's not natural muscle mass on a male, it's muscle mass on a female body and it shows.
> Numbers had a numerical weight that didn't necessarily correlate to their given value
...that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and this is a Jew talking about numbers. Numbers give approximate, accurate values and we're not talking decimals or prime numbers here. Stop with the math talk; you are clearly not the kind of Jew that belongs in numbers.
> Grinding his growth against the skillful plane of Viktor's tongue
So...all 1-2 inches of it. Nice.
> Drew his initials on the head of Jayce's growth
You really don't have much to work with, buddy.
You didn't even use toys? You're that naive as a pooner who wanted to be treated like a dog? OK.
> Wanted to be treated like a dog
Then you can sleep outside and fight the local pit bulls. I'll place bets on who wins.
> Hardly found it in himself to disagree
> Wasn't sure he processed the sentiment expressed
...how can you disagree with something you clearly processed but then later didn't process? Where's that 115 Jewish IQ I've heard so much about?
> Bleached expanse of skin it sat against
Must be humiliating to the mixed race Hispanic mutt to see the white (wo)man put on a big (black?) strap on. Gotta show everyone who the real master race is.
Ah, so there might be a belly bulge scene (hint: there is none)!
> He was left with little idea as to what was fact and fiction
You're a woman, pretending to be a man, having sex with another woman pretending to be a man, arguing that your pussies are male and that this is gay sex when it is lesbian sex and you get dysphoric when someone talks about your vagina. We are entering levels of autism never seen before.
> A man three times his size
Doubt it. Unless Viktor is 4'10, even tall pooners aren't that big. They have less muscle mass and smaller skeletons than males.
> Jayce seemed larger than life in the way he made Viktor look so small
Again with the gaslighting. Viktor isn't that much smaller than Jayce in the show; pooners love making him tiny because it's a reflection of how small they are compared to actual males. It's comical when you think about it.
> He didn't know it was possible to feel so much while in the hands of someone so slight
You're only big because of T. Otherwise, you'd be just as tiny. T in women doesn't lead to skeletal growth so the best you get is a 5'5 'man' that's 350 lbs wide.
> Couldn't feel the way he convulsed around the appendage
Because it's a silicone strap and not a real dick, go figure.
> Length of his dick
The strap, or the clit?
> His palm held a collection of the same vulgar slick?
Do you drip like a leaking engine or what? Pooners seem to have a limitless supply of vaginal ejaculate despite T drying them out in under five years' time. Fantasy really is something.
> Partner's growth
> Deft caressing of his dick
You're working with 1-2 inches, there is no 'deft caressing' friendo.
> His back was arched into an uncomfortable arc
Amazing how a man with a spinal brace can bend his back like a circus performer.
> Quivering grace of a storm cloud struck by Cupid himself
...what? Why would a storm cloud 'quiver'? By their very nature they're big, huge, and threatening; comparing things to storm clouds is supposed to evoke danger. Cupid's clouds are supposed to be airy and light. The fuck?
> failed parts of an ion accelerator
These allegories are shit. You really want to be compared to atoms where, in a failed component, can literally explode? Are your kisses atomic bombs?
> Scab on Jayce's lip broke
I was under the impression he actually bit through his lip - and the Jew did write it as being 'bitten in half' so that's more than a scab. That means this fucker has been bleeding the entire time.
Hope he doesn't forget to lock the doggie door so animal control doesn't bring you in. Would be a shame if a muscled pooner ended up in the vet's office needing his rabies shots.
Here is another fic written by a trans author, because representation matters. Also is bait because there is no smut - unless the author adds another chapter.
Uh oh, pooner is feeling tension for the hot and sexy man...surely something will come out of this!
> hates to think of himself as jealous
> Flies into a senseless rage whenever the token black woman gets brought up
How much you wanna bet that Viktor has 'The Birth of a Nation' hidden in the lab somewhere?
> Stops going to parties altogether because of Mel
> Admits he's envious and jealous of a black women just existing
White pooners stop being white supremacists challenge: impossible
> Tries not to pay attention to the amount of surface area Jayce's hand occupies
Ah, there's that uwu itty bitty pooner body. Gotta make them cute and small.
> Fear and jealousy constantly cripples him over a black woman potentially taking his man
> Has a moment of clarity before going back to acting like Stormfront
> Seethes at the idea of Jayce choosing black pussy over his superior white (man) pussy
Goddamn, this could be a The Boys plot if they weren't afraid of showing trans people like villains. Imagine a pooner Stormfront?
> Whole situation was comical
Indeed it is.
> Rushed straight to his dick
What dick? That roid clit that's barely one inch big?
Viktor getting unnecessarily angry with Mel just for being a black woman will never not make me laugh. It's so over the top as to be visibly racist, and it's white progressive shitlibs writing this. Pooners who are deathly afraid of being seen as women end up sound like Klan members, go figure. You might as well write Viktor saying, 'You better not be fucking that nigger pussy, Jayce, or someone is getting lynched.'
"I only need your white man pussy, Viktor. I need it to purify my line."
And then we have a mention of Viktor's 'pale, smooth skin', because black skin is disgusting.
And of course we have the Hispanic Hog. Never fails. Jayce with the big dick ready to fuck the jealousy right out of Viktor. He's gonna be tamed in THIS race war.
> Throbbing pink cock
> It's literally one inch
> Tongue dragging an excrutiating swirl around his hardness
Again, it's one inch we're dealing with
Recked indeed. And yes, this was bait. I was waiting for the smut and it did not come (haha, get it?). I suppose the author was waiting for audience reception before posting?
Okay...so where's the fucking? Chapter 2? 3? Did I just get baited by a pooner who hates niggers?
Guess I need to wait to see if she ever updates this.
Fandoms have an expiration date. Even huge fandoms like Destiel - which has 120k fic - is not as active as it once was. You will have insane growth like what is currently happening in the Arcane fandom, or a steady, dedicated fandom like Hannibal. Or you can be like Harry Potter where fans claim to hate JKR's guts for her 'transphobic' views while adding more fics per month than all of Marvel. The irony.
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This one has gotten quite a bit of traction, so I'd thought I'd cover it. This author has also written 'transmasculine' versions of the band members for Ghost. She's not disabled but is writing a disabled character so plz be nice!
It was based on fanart here. It is SFW.
> Has no clue what the red and gold means
> Doesn't let it go unnoticed
So he knows what it means. It's the colours of his house. You'd think an analytical man already in a relationship with Jayce would get that.
He's been with Jayce THREE YEARS and didn't grasp that Jayce was decking him out in his colours, clothes or giving gifts to him because...? Well, plot reasons. Gotta have the geniuses be Idiots in Love.
> Holding his calloused, nimble hands in his larger ones
Ah here we go with the 'small hands' thing. Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's; whenever I read this, I know it's a pooner because they clock themselves just by hand size along. The male ALWAYS has the larger hands, muscles, legs and body - always. Almost as if that TERF skeleton meme is true.
Gross. I don't want pooner stank all over my house. Take a goddamn shower!
> Brush the patch of dark hair
Ahhhh there's the Rapunzel pubes! Never gets old; they're everywhere!
> Throb between his legs
With what? That one inch eraser you call a dick?
> Sense of claiming, of ownership
> Whether he was conscious of it remains to be seen
Nah it's pretty obvious. My man is about as subtle as a raccoon raiding a trash bin. Also, the bit about the pooner enjoying being claimed like a prized race horse to be bred is so on point for pooners it's almost tragic in its hilarity. These women tell you sex isn't gender and how they aren't women, yet want a hunk of a man to claim them and breed them. Woman-brained to the core, I tell you.
His outfit is loosely based on a matador outfit, with a corset wrapped around the waist to add definition and volume. While that might look good on a man, corsets are designed differently for men and women, and on a pooner, that corset is only going to highlight that female waist. That's their original purpose: the emphasize the waist and hips of men or women wearing them, and men and women don't have the same hips.
Yep, that's only going to emphasize your female body rather than disguise it. There's a reason why pooners wear plaid in real life, because the plaid blocks depth perception and makes you look shapeless. Corsets are the opposite. That female body is going to be on display and there will be no hiding it.
That is a woman's ass you're looking at, friendo, with that 'smooth, pale skin' that you love so much because fuck that goddamn nigger bitch.
You're going to fuck him until he's red and gold? Interesting proposition.
> Couldn't pop a boner in a setting like this
Yeah, imagine them seeing your cock out and about while trying to secure funding. You'd get a few interested patrons for other means, at least.
Hey, carriage sex can be hot. Too bad you're a woman LARPing as a man, and thus misleading people with that M/M tag.
> Crow's feet
20 going on 45, man, white women really don't age well even on T lmao
> I am a scientist, I noticed the pattern eventually
Well at least we get to see SOME of that deductive reasoning!
> Large, warm hands
Yeah you really love outing the pooner, dontcha? Not like we already knew which one was the female.
> Went straight to his cock
Oh you mean that little pen cap? Mmm yes, talk to Mr. Hands there.
You're ripping off the corset belt mid-air? Impressive. You guys have amazing balance.
> Nuzzled the trail of dark hair
As if the Rapunzel pubes mention the first time wasn't enough, now you get the entire Tarzan jungle involved. A bush so thick that it's only arousal that makes the labia and roid clit stand out, rather than be that bush trimming scene from Scary Movie. I'm surprised that 1-2 inch roid clit is even visible through that Tarzan adventure. He should consider braiding it and cosplay as a Haredi Jew.
>Your pretty pussy all wet thinking about teasing me?
I'm surprised it's that wet after all that testosterone.
> Nosed at the thick patch of hair above his cock
I'm amazed you found it so easily without a machete.
Imagine calling a roid clit 'sweetheart'. Couldn't be me. So small you can only touch it with the back of your knuckle, lmao.
> Released it with a slick, obscene pop
It's not even that big enough to make the same noise you'd get snapping gum. C'mon man. And if you're perfectly fine using pussy and cunt, don't bother using 'hole'. You just get selectively triggered at female anatomy and it shows.
> His fattened cock
It's half an inch wide, if that. There's literally nothing to suck.
> Cock still pulsed for attention, greedy little thing it was
Indeed. A stick of 5 gum is bigger.
> His cock was an alarming shade of purple
Hey now, your cock can be Barney the Dinosaur and tell Viktor's 'fattened cock' how much you actually love it! You've got it drooling and everything!
> Bumped it against Viktor's cock
There is so little material there for you to bump against you're better off playing with a fridge magnet.
> Viktor's hole
Again, if you can use pussy and cunt just fine, just stop with the 'hole' bullshit.
> Caging him with his broad frame
Hmm, I wonder which one is the male here?
> Unyielding arms
> Whorish moan
Pooners really want to be dicked down by a hot hunk who's the epitome of masculinity, eh? They want that toxic man to breed them and use them like a star breeding horse - even when they adamantly deny it. It's just biology, yo.
> Slick puddle
Better get a mop.
> Orchestra of filthy sounds
So who's playing percussion? Anyone volunteer to play the tuba?
> Each rub of his cock against Jayce's belly
How, it's literally an inch long. It could slot into his navel if you wanted to.
> Want me to breed your pussy, huh? Let me give you a baby
Damn, pooners really DO want to be bred like show horses. Provided the man is hot, masculine, bigger than they are and with a big dick, all that shit about sex and gender go out the window and that innate femininity comes through and they want to be bred like ewes on a rack. The fact Viktor, a True and Honest man, wants to 'fulfill' his biological imperative of having a child is a joke even most 'transphobes' can't come up with.
>Viktor was so light
We know. He's a woman.
Ah yes, that wee thing that allows for multiple orgasms unlike a natal dick and helps lube up that 'hole' that even allows you to breed and impregnate your 'fellow gay man'. That cunt may be milking your sperm, but it ain't gonna milk that exogenous testosterone infecting that fetus, heyoo!
Just your basic bitch breeding fic with a gala, some fashion, a pussy being referred to as 'sweetheart', and talk about breeding a trans man like the woman he is. Not great, not terrible - but predictable.
Another gala fic with the same language used for female genitalia. Go drink your juice.
1. That is partially Viktor's fault as he wanted his work to speak for itself
2. In the end, Jayce got all the credit anyways, so it's a moot point.
> Dubiously legible
> Still talks about how his writing is pretty and a work of art
The latter negates the former, just saying.
Makes me think he's saying JUH-ay-SUH-e. Then again, I might be too literal, but the author does this twice with all that emphasis.
> His arm is so big it circles Viktor's waist twice
> We are supposed to believe this is a thin man vs a tiny pooner
OK, son.
Aside from the dog humping, I do like Viktor's dialogue in this. Despite his trans status, he's carrying the fic again.
Are doing the queercatfan thing again, where we have a fear of conjunctions? Sounds like it.
Viktor once again carrying with the erotica. You can almost forget he's actually a woman.
This assumes that Jayce has always known Viktor was trans, which honestly I do prefer vs the 'OMG YOU HAVE A PUSSY? YOU'RE STILL A MAN TO ME, BRO' prep talk that usually happens. In any case, lookie here: Rapunzel pubes! He's got the Tarzan bush just like the fic I reviewed above. So thick and entangled you'd never find that stick of 5 gum he calls his dick.
And, again...if you are fine using cunt or pussy, stop using hole. It ends all sexual tension because it makes me think you're dead fucking scared of the word 'vagina'.
> Takes his roid clit into his mouth
> It's somehow big enough to be found in that Tarzan bush
> Hears the 'wet squelching' of Viktor's cunt around his tongue
> Later presses a 'chaste kiss' to that roid clit
Huh, how wet is Viktor if all we hear is a sound akin to crushing grapes?
You're sucking smaller than a stick of gum, friendo. You'd have better luck with a lollipop. But Jayce is so whipped he's ready to do the whole nine yards for that pussy power.
"I'll fill you up so well America's gonna wonder why all their gas pumps are empty!"
I had a bit of confusion reading this part, because it made me think Viktor was pushing Jayce's fingers in his mouth, vs Viktor pushing his fingers in Jayce's mouth, which is what he did. It made me go, 'How are you talking with your mouth full?' Just a SNAFU.
> Loose enough from Jayce's tongue there's little resistance
You just went down on him and he's not wet enough for your dick, but he's wet enough to get that Tarzan jungle to resemble the monsoon season? OK, bud.
Why do you need lube when he did 'such a good job'? Unless the T dried you out but also made you wet...? Does your vagina have the consistency of quick drying paint?
> Rubs the head of his cock against his hole (but can use cunt and pussy just fine)
> It's clearly Hispanic Hog Jayce, so there's lots of man meat to work with
> Pooner Viktor is of course a slut but men just fucked him for that 'man pussy' and was never treated right
> Jayce steps up as the Real Man to love and cherish him because that's the dream of every pooner
> Make the casual admission that the other men never viewed Viktor as a man, but an easy fuck
> Despite this, Jayce's 'careful administrations' didn't get Viktor wet enough so he still needs lube
Look, I'm as confused as you are.
> Rubs at his own cock, swollen with sensitivity
I've heard roid clits are painful because they don't have the same structure as penises, so...that thing's gotta feel like a whack-a-mole hammer. And why did he need lube when his 'cunt gushes slick' after barely 10 seconds of pumping?
One-and-done-Jayce just can't help himself - that pooner pussy was too good - and while most women would be left disappointed at such a lacklustre performance, Jayce makes up for it with that stallion ejaculation. It's OK to last barely ten seconds if your dick was turning into Barney the Purple Dinosaur from want. Really!
Two and a half years without fanfic...and the oral lasted longer than the actual sex. Viktor's voice and dialogue did all the heavy lifting. Maybe it was best if you never returned to the building at all, eh?
A fic I reviewed ITT, 'Call Me By My Name' has had additional chapter updates, so I'll be covering that later as it's gotten more attention and is almost at the 300 bookmark threshold. It originally started as a one shot, but the author expanded it due to the attention she got. Later on, Marcus Skeen's work will be added her if not for my pure spite for his tone deaf comments in the first chapter (and to poke fun at his shitty Taylor Swift-esque music), and a few other additions. Queercatfan has written a new 12k work and she's already past the 100 bookmark stage - and yes, it still fucking has that godawful sentence structure of her wildly popular and shitty fic. I can now confirm that she deletes any comment that dares criticize her and will block that user.
For now, here's yet another instance of 'where the fuck is Gary Plauche':
"Author is trans so this gives me the right to write pedophilic incest. We're just like you."
Nah, fuck off bitch, you're a nonce.
It was based on fanart here. It is SFW.
> Has no clue what the red and gold means
> Doesn't let it go unnoticed
So he knows what it means. It's the colours of his house. You'd think an analytical man already in a relationship with Jayce would get that.
He's been with Jayce THREE YEARS and didn't grasp that Jayce was decking him out in his colours, clothes or giving gifts to him because...? Well, plot reasons. Gotta have the geniuses be Idiots in Love.
> Holding his calloused, nimble hands in his larger ones
Ah here we go with the 'small hands' thing. Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's; whenever I read this, I know it's a pooner because they clock themselves just by hand size along. The male ALWAYS has the larger hands, muscles, legs and body - always. Almost as if that TERF skeleton meme is true.
Gross. I don't want pooner stank all over my house. Take a goddamn shower!
> Brush the patch of dark hair
Ahhhh there's the Rapunzel pubes! Never gets old; they're everywhere!
> Throb between his legs
With what? That one inch eraser you call a dick?
> Sense of claiming, of ownership
> Whether he was conscious of it remains to be seen
Nah it's pretty obvious. My man is about as subtle as a raccoon raiding a trash bin. Also, the bit about the pooner enjoying being claimed like a prized race horse to be bred is so on point for pooners it's almost tragic in its hilarity. These women tell you sex isn't gender and how they aren't women, yet want a hunk of a man to claim them and breed them. Woman-brained to the core, I tell you.
His outfit is loosely based on a matador outfit, with a corset wrapped around the waist to add definition and volume. While that might look good on a man, corsets are designed differently for men and women, and on a pooner, that corset is only going to highlight that female waist. That's their original purpose: the emphasize the waist and hips of men or women wearing them, and men and women don't have the same hips.
Yep, that's only going to emphasize your female body rather than disguise it. There's a reason why pooners wear plaid in real life, because the plaid blocks depth perception and makes you look shapeless. Corsets are the opposite. That female body is going to be on display and there will be no hiding it.
That is a woman's ass you're looking at, friendo, with that 'smooth, pale skin' that you love so much because fuck that goddamn nigger bitch.
You're going to fuck him until he's red and gold? Interesting proposition.
> Couldn't pop a boner in a setting like this
Yeah, imagine them seeing your cock out and about while trying to secure funding. You'd get a few interested patrons for other means, at least.
Hey, carriage sex can be hot. Too bad you're a woman LARPing as a man, and thus misleading people with that M/M tag.
> Crow's feet
20 going on 45, man, white women really don't age well even on T lmao
> I am a scientist, I noticed the pattern eventually
Well at least we get to see SOME of that deductive reasoning!
> Large, warm hands
Yeah you really love outing the pooner, dontcha? Not like we already knew which one was the female.
> Went straight to his cock
Oh you mean that little pen cap? Mmm yes, talk to Mr. Hands there.
You're ripping off the corset belt mid-air? Impressive. You guys have amazing balance.
> Nuzzled the trail of dark hair
As if the Rapunzel pubes mention the first time wasn't enough, now you get the entire Tarzan jungle involved. A bush so thick that it's only arousal that makes the labia and roid clit stand out, rather than be that bush trimming scene from Scary Movie. I'm surprised that 1-2 inch roid clit is even visible through that Tarzan adventure. He should consider braiding it and cosplay as a Haredi Jew.
>Your pretty pussy all wet thinking about teasing me?
I'm surprised it's that wet after all that testosterone.
> Nosed at the thick patch of hair above his cock
I'm amazed you found it so easily without a machete.
Imagine calling a roid clit 'sweetheart'. Couldn't be me. So small you can only touch it with the back of your knuckle, lmao.
> Released it with a slick, obscene pop
It's not even that big enough to make the same noise you'd get snapping gum. C'mon man. And if you're perfectly fine using pussy and cunt, don't bother using 'hole'. You just get selectively triggered at female anatomy and it shows.
> His fattened cock
It's half an inch wide, if that. There's literally nothing to suck.
> Cock still pulsed for attention, greedy little thing it was
Indeed. A stick of 5 gum is bigger.
> His cock was an alarming shade of purple
Hey now, your cock can be Barney the Dinosaur and tell Viktor's 'fattened cock' how much you actually love it! You've got it drooling and everything!
> Bumped it against Viktor's cock
There is so little material there for you to bump against you're better off playing with a fridge magnet.
> Viktor's hole
Again, if you can use pussy and cunt just fine, just stop with the 'hole' bullshit.
> Caging him with his broad frame
Hmm, I wonder which one is the male here?
> Unyielding arms
> Whorish moan
Pooners really want to be dicked down by a hot hunk who's the epitome of masculinity, eh? They want that toxic man to breed them and use them like a star breeding horse - even when they adamantly deny it. It's just biology, yo.
> Slick puddle
Better get a mop.
> Orchestra of filthy sounds
So who's playing percussion? Anyone volunteer to play the tuba?
> Each rub of his cock against Jayce's belly
How, it's literally an inch long. It could slot into his navel if you wanted to.
> Want me to breed your pussy, huh? Let me give you a baby
Damn, pooners really DO want to be bred like show horses. Provided the man is hot, masculine, bigger than they are and with a big dick, all that shit about sex and gender go out the window and that innate femininity comes through and they want to be bred like ewes on a rack. The fact Viktor, a True and Honest man, wants to 'fulfill' his biological imperative of having a child is a joke even most 'transphobes' can't come up with.
>Viktor was so light
We know. He's a woman.
Ah yes, that wee thing that allows for multiple orgasms unlike a natal dick and helps lube up that 'hole' that even allows you to breed and impregnate your 'fellow gay man'. That cunt may be milking your sperm, but it ain't gonna milk that exogenous testosterone infecting that fetus, heyoo!
Just your basic bitch breeding fic with a gala, some fashion, a pussy being referred to as 'sweetheart', and talk about breeding a trans man like the woman he is. Not great, not terrible - but predictable.
Another gala fic with the same language used for female genitalia. Go drink your juice.
1. That is partially Viktor's fault as he wanted his work to speak for itself
2. In the end, Jayce got all the credit anyways, so it's a moot point.
> Dubiously legible
> Still talks about how his writing is pretty and a work of art
The latter negates the former, just saying.
Makes me think he's saying JUH-ay-SUH-e. Then again, I might be too literal, but the author does this twice with all that emphasis.
> His arm is so big it circles Viktor's waist twice
> We are supposed to believe this is a thin man vs a tiny pooner
OK, son.
Aside from the dog humping, I do like Viktor's dialogue in this. Despite his trans status, he's carrying the fic again.
Are doing the queercatfan thing again, where we have a fear of conjunctions? Sounds like it.
Viktor once again carrying with the erotica. You can almost forget he's actually a woman.
This assumes that Jayce has always known Viktor was trans, which honestly I do prefer vs the 'OMG YOU HAVE A PUSSY? YOU'RE STILL A MAN TO ME, BRO' prep talk that usually happens. In any case, lookie here: Rapunzel pubes! He's got the Tarzan bush just like the fic I reviewed above. So thick and entangled you'd never find that stick of 5 gum he calls his dick.
And, again...if you are fine using cunt or pussy, stop using hole. It ends all sexual tension because it makes me think you're dead fucking scared of the word 'vagina'.
> Takes his roid clit into his mouth
> It's somehow big enough to be found in that Tarzan bush
> Hears the 'wet squelching' of Viktor's cunt around his tongue
> Later presses a 'chaste kiss' to that roid clit
Huh, how wet is Viktor if all we hear is a sound akin to crushing grapes?
You're sucking smaller than a stick of gum, friendo. You'd have better luck with a lollipop. But Jayce is so whipped he's ready to do the whole nine yards for that pussy power.
"I'll fill you up so well America's gonna wonder why all their gas pumps are empty!"
I had a bit of confusion reading this part, because it made me think Viktor was pushing Jayce's fingers in his mouth, vs Viktor pushing his fingers in Jayce's mouth, which is what he did. It made me go, 'How are you talking with your mouth full?' Just a SNAFU.
> Loose enough from Jayce's tongue there's little resistance
You just went down on him and he's not wet enough for your dick, but he's wet enough to get that Tarzan jungle to resemble the monsoon season? OK, bud.
Why do you need lube when he did 'such a good job'? Unless the T dried you out but also made you wet...? Does your vagina have the consistency of quick drying paint?
> Rubs the head of his cock against his hole (but can use cunt and pussy just fine)
> It's clearly Hispanic Hog Jayce, so there's lots of man meat to work with
> Pooner Viktor is of course a slut but men just fucked him for that 'man pussy' and was never treated right
> Jayce steps up as the Real Man to love and cherish him because that's the dream of every pooner
> Make the casual admission that the other men never viewed Viktor as a man, but an easy fuck
> Despite this, Jayce's 'careful administrations' didn't get Viktor wet enough so he still needs lube
Look, I'm as confused as you are.
> Rubs at his own cock, swollen with sensitivity
I've heard roid clits are painful because they don't have the same structure as penises, so...that thing's gotta feel like a whack-a-mole hammer. And why did he need lube when his 'cunt gushes slick' after barely 10 seconds of pumping?
One-and-done-Jayce just can't help himself - that pooner pussy was too good - and while most women would be left disappointed at such a lacklustre performance, Jayce makes up for it with that stallion ejaculation. It's OK to last barely ten seconds if your dick was turning into Barney the Purple Dinosaur from want. Really!
Two and a half years without fanfic...and the oral lasted longer than the actual sex. Viktor's voice and dialogue did all the heavy lifting. Maybe it was best if you never returned to the building at all, eh?
A fic I reviewed ITT, 'Call Me By My Name' has had additional chapter updates, so I'll be covering that later as it's gotten more attention and is almost at the 300 bookmark threshold. It originally started as a one shot, but the author expanded it due to the attention she got. Later on, Marcus Skeen's work will be added her if not for my pure spite for his tone deaf comments in the first chapter (and to poke fun at his shitty Taylor Swift-esque music), and a few other additions. Queercatfan has written a new 12k work and she's already past the 100 bookmark stage - and yes, it still fucking has that godawful sentence structure of her wildly popular and shitty fic. I can now confirm that she deletes any comment that dares criticize her and will block that user.
For now, here's yet another instance of 'where the fuck is Gary Plauche':
"Author is trans so this gives me the right to write pedophilic incest. We're just like you."
Nah, fuck off bitch, you're a nonce.
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Fellas, is it gay sex when one of you has a breeding kink and has to use a strap-on to mimic an actual penis? This author wrote this fic as a gift for her friend, was converted from the CaitVi ship into the trans Viktor fandom, and has to take her anxiety meds regularly. Is a Shakespeare fan, and a 'slut in theory'.
> Be a pooner
>Insist you are a True and Honest Man that is beyond gender stereotypes and norms
> Lose your shit at a shirtless muscly man who just got back from the forge
Just Pooner Things.
> Waited a year to cum in me
Lmao, with what? Took them a year to invent a magic dildo that allows Viktor to ejaculate pseudo-semen - and yes, they actually do that.
> Nauseating anxiety, nauseating horniness
Name a pooner that doesn't have the former, and needs a hot male with a big dick to solve the latter.
Now, note that 'bottoming' and taking the female role is deeply unsettling to trans Viktor. Usually, in these fics, trans Viktor is proud of that pussy and simply treats it as another male appendage; some authors just go all out and say that any reminder of their vaginas give them intense dysphoria. The admission that Viktor gets despondent over not having a real dick and has mental breakdowns because of it says a lot.
But it's 'gay sex' yo.
What kind? You mean the strap-on? You have to use a special toy just for Viktor to 'feel good' and not be reminded that he is female and doesn't have a real one. Even the mention of the t-dick isn't enough because that shit only gets 1-2 inches big. Also note that Viktor is allowed to treat Jayce's dorsal head like a clitoris, but you cannot refer to Viktor's clit as the clitoris. Rules for thee but not for me.
> I want your cum, I want it all in me
He doesn't produce any. You're better off trying your local milk jug.
> The very thought made his dick twitch
What dick? That thing barely bigger than your thumb nail?
Viktor is literally brought to tears from a realistic Hexstrap that will make him feel like he has an actual penis. I'd laugh if it wasn't tragic. It's pathetic to see these authors project so hard onto these characters and expect people to flick the bean to it. This is a woman, pretending to be a man, who has to get a hyper-realistic mechanical dick because she has mental breakdowns otherwise. But it's totally gay, yo.
Again, what dick?
That's nice you can feel everything, bud! Now all you gotta worry about is that Tarzan jungle hiding your vagina. That thing must look like a blue Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
> Syrupy seduction
Redundant. Taking on a seductive tone already means you're being 'syrupy'.
> All that was left was the animal urge to mate, fuck, and breed
Well you can't breed him, because that's not a real dick and not real semen, and it's done to assuage your dysphoria. But I do get a chuckle at pooners, among all people, sounding more TERFy than TERFs.
Ah yes, that poor little male dick compared to the mechanical robo-dick that manages to be completely underwhelming because the pooner can't stop talking about their gender dysphoria. For someone who doesn't like to bottom, Viktor sure does love talking about his cunt.
I got confused reading that sentence: what does he mean when he 'won't get his hand'? Does he mean he won't jerk Jayce off? Stick a hand up his ass? What?
> His hips shoved deep and he was cumming hard
For a deepthroating scene, I had a hard time feeling anything for it, because I actually like the concept of a hyper-realistic pseudo-phallus because there's a lot you can do with it (and it fits the setting). But here, it just happens, there's a gratuitous amount of slobber and cum and it's just...eh. Underwhelming.
This is what it boils down to: making the pooner feel better that she does not have a penis, and how it makes her happy that she can be a 'real man' once she wears it. It defeats the purpose of trans men 'always being real men' and how their clits are cocks, and they know it. They just won't admit it.
And did you notice that Arcane Herald reference? Yes, that dildo was so big it fits a 7 foot tall creature vs the 5'2 pooner. But hey, at least the pooner got some gender euphoria out of it!
What a fucking child. All this because he didn't get properly treated. That would've killed the mood at once.
This author posted that highlight on her Twitter as a means of 'getting back into writing'. Never heard the asshole being described like a dragon's treasure but eh, you discover something new every day.
> Obscenely erotic
Just without the erotica. The dysphoria/euphoria bit is what ultimately killed it, because it turned into a diary entry as to why Viktor cannot be a real man because he doesn't have a real dick. I'm sorry, I thought trans men WERE men? What are you telling me with this?
> Pulled Jayce's legs onto his shoulders
That must've been comical. Jayce has big legs, and pooner Viktor is tiny. It'd be like 90s era Nicole Ritchie trying to do it with Francis Ngannou.
> Unhinged drainage basin
Of all the similes you could have used...you made me think of an overflowing NY storm drain. That isn't sexy; makes me think it's filled with shit and God knows what else. Just stick with the sticky semen rolling down his abs, thank you.
> Some kind of refractory period he hadn't noticed the first time
Because you are female and we have shorter refractory periods. I didn't think a hyper-realistic dildo would have one, but whatever.
> He tried not to get emotional about how such a wonderful man could be use
Gotta end it with a female brained sappy note: "OMG this man treats me so well and loves me and I'm the center of his universe I'm totally not like the other girls, guys" and add a 'gay sex' tag when it's your basic bitch heterosexual sex with a strap-on. Can't even explore sex toy tech right.
Imagine that: you're having so-called gay sex, you have a mental breakdown in the middle of it because you know you don't have an actual penis, your boyfriend makes you a hyper-realistic one with magitech, you use it and become gender euphoric, and at the end you cry because your boyfriend loves you and you'll never be reminded you have a vagina ever again - until the lesbians come by and ask for one.
Funny, that. But you're the gay man, yes you are...who cannot be reminded that he has a vagina. Lel.
This was written for 'squealing friend'. Let's thank her for spurring this piece of art:
More to come.
OH HELL NO
Bluejorts, the author who insists she is fucking your mother, has produced another trans Jayce fic with some Hexclaw action.
For the record: a fortnight is every two weeks. So this pooner, who loves fisting and is very accomplished in sex, is fucking your mother every two weeks...so twice a month, and worse than married het couples. Impressive! Now, on with the work.
It's cute until you see the state of those teeth and smell that BO. Man needs to take a shower, stat.
> Fingers longer than his whole hand
Considering he's a pooner in this, virtually anything is going to be bigger and longer than those dainty lady hands. You can thicken them up with manual labor but good luck getting rid of those thinner wrists!
Maybe not blood tests considering the Hexclaw is freakin' huge, but operations I can see.
> Level of intimacy that is developed when your partner is incredibly attractive and you are pent up
Never beating the allegations that pooners cease being 'real men' when a hot man is in their vicinity. Out comes the female hormones and the 'need to be bred' as it were - T and all. They just can't help it.
> Blood rushing south
To go where? You don't have a dick.
> Jayce is a strong man, not intentionally, really
Oh? What do you mean by that? You mean to tell me that the manual labor and T isn't enough? That it's all for show? And that you have an innate fear of being manhandled, boxed in, and want the ability to escape that you can only do with a male body?
Huh. Interesting psychology there.
> His dick doesn't know that, though
You don't have one.
You don't want to jeopardize your relationship with Viktor, when he knows full well he's fucking a pooner. The time for you to be wary of professionalism is over. He already knows you want to get fucked by the Hexclaw, so just go with it.
Never escaping the stereotype that pooners really want to be dominated by someone or something stronger than them despite them insisting they are True and Honest Men. Gotta love the subtle Based and Red Pilled admissions here.
I am getting queercatfan memories here, where she cannot use conjunctions to save her life. These don't need to be separated into new sentences because they are part of the same idea. God, can't believe a fic gave me grammar PTSD but that one sure did and I can't help but feel a pang of it whenever I see it.
He's referencing Asimov here, naturally. BTW, there is no 'hypotheticals' if the machine can actually kill or maim and it did hurt Jayce. It's a redundant statement.
Buddy, you're a woman pretending to be a man, wanting to get fucked by a robot. You were already weird when you went down the first path, now you don't want to be condemned for the second? GTFO
There's that queercatfan reference. "All be can focus on are the points of contact between them: Viktor's waist, his hands, the way his body is curved over him." Amazing what a single colon can do.
> His dick is rock solid
Yeah I'm sure that 1-2 inch roid clit is so hard it could crack glass - if it doesn't get torn against a zipper.
> Viktor isn't strong enough to rip buttons like the hero in some top shelf erotica
Haha, get it? Breaking the 4th wall! This trans porn written by a trans author is SOOOOO much better than those stupid hetero books you find at your local Walgreens. It's intellectual and groundbreaking, and I'm fucking your mother!
Such a strong man he has poorer grip strength than the average man, lmao.
> Embarrassingly often, given how little they actually sleep together
Huh. I thought they slept together often, and had a good deal of trust. Now you're telling me they're fucking less than the author says she's fucking people's mothers? For shame.
> So easy to dominate with just a piece of metal
There's a subtle admission here I just can't put my thumb on. I wonder what it is.
At least Viktor respects boundaries. What a gentleman.
> Be a pooner
> Your only purpose in life is to be dominated by men and treated like a dog
> It keeps happening in these fics
> Insert JC Denton emoji
> Feels another throb from his dick
It's barely bigger than a cashew, you ain't feeling shit, bro.
What I did find interesting is that, when describing Jayce's pecs, there's 'pain' around the zippertit scars. I wonder if our dood here has nerve damage. Did he get the job done by a Runeterra version of Dr. Gallagher?
> all this muscle
And he's still weaker than a natal male.
> Has never been more aroused 'he doesn't think'
> He doesn't need to think
OK, then.
> He just needs to be good and let Viktor take him
Just fulfilling a pooner's natural role, I see.
Now, Jayce being described as having a 'blanket of hair' over his abs, and 'thicker hair at the base of his cock' means this boy has the Amazon rainforest down there. Hair so thick you wouldn't be able to SEE that roid clit without a flamethrower, and hair so thick you'd probably choke on it like a cat's hair ball. My dood must look like a fucking yeti. How can you see his 'dick' twitch behind all that hair?
Oh, and if you can use the word labia, you can use pussy, cunt, or even entrance. 'Hole' makes me think you're talking about the anus - and it gets more confusing from there.
> Cock so big it can be 'pleasured' between two fingers
> Still pretend it's huge even while hiding behind the Tarzan jungle
Uh huh. Trim that shit and then we'll talk. You've got more hair than your local Turk. Make a carpet outta that shit.
> Fingers circle either side of his cock
Well, yeah. It's barely an inch big and wide.
> Feels cool air on his hole
...which one? His anus, or his vagina?
> Feels his hole gape open
Again, which one?
> Sends him deeper into the mindset he'd been falling into
Ah yes, the 'I'm so helpless please let me get fucked by this machine' mentality. Thought True and Honest Men didn't think like that?
> Mouth against Jayce's cock nd nose at his hole
Uh...which one?
> Catches it between his lips and sucks
Not much to suck there, my friend. There are sticks of licorice that are girthier.
> His cock pulsing and twitching after it
Gonna be hard to see either behind that Tarzan bush. It'd be like playing Where's Waldo?
There's no point worrying about your 'professional relationship' when you're a pooner allowing his 1-2 inch 'dick' to get sucked and is currently getting fucked by a robotic arm. Just let it go already.
> Takes his cock between two fingers and tugs experimentally
She uses 'like clay' twice. A paragraph apart.
A semicolon or a colon would help here. God, queercatfan really did fuck me up.
> If Jayce were more coherent he might tease
He hasn't teased Viktor at all here. He's just been whining and crying and wanting to be fucked.
> back at his hole, tracing the rim
....which one? Seriously, help me out here.
I thought Jayce was so wet he didn't need lube for the Hexclaw's fingers? Too big, I suppose?
> Jayce could still buck him off
You're still pinned, dood.
> Not even having to fight against the muscle of Jayce's opening
So...you didn't need the lube, then.
> This looks to be about four inches
Oh so you DIDN'T need the lube!
> Because he's Viktor. Jayce might love him
Ugh, stop taking advice from queercatfan. These kind of sentences are abrupt, do nothing to advance your internal logic, and just sound retarded.
> Blowing on his cock
hard to do that and 'lick a stripe down his length' when there IS no length to work with. You're better off doing it with a freeze pop.
Really tapping into that psychology of pooners wanting to be overpowered, eh? Never fails; I see this all the time. Whether it's pooner Jayce or pooner Viktor, there are a lot of subtle admissions and peeks into pooner psychology you can find. Fascinating stuff.
> Can't come without his 'dick' being touched
Almost as if women come best when the clitoris is stimulated...funny, that.
> You get fucked
Damn, Viktor! You're really laying it on thick, there!
> Five inches, nor four
So now we're entering average penile length.
> My choice, not yours
Didn't know he was echoing Nick Fuentes.
Spreading what with his fingers? His labia? Gotta be hard to find it behind that Tarzan bush. It's so thick you couldn't even get Guatemalans to hack it down, ayyo.
Ah, so now we're entering the bigger territory...or at least the speculum you get at your gyno appointment. Going to be hard to 'stroke that dick' when it's barely bigger than a safety pin, just saying.
> His fingers stay on Jayce's cock, rubbing clumsy circles
Thought it was big enough for you to lave long stripes along it, and tug it between your fingers?
> For just a moment, he's worried that if he breathes too hard he'll make Jayce come. It's a strain not to, and Jayce focuses on fighting his way back from the edge.
There. Much better.
> Cleft in twain
M'lady thinks she doth speak fancily, not knoweth that a fortnight is two weeks, and trying to echo Mark Twain in her mannereth of speech
> Truly a feat of nature that you body can do this
Yes, the vagina is truly an incredible thing. We can push babies out of, after all.
> Stroke teasingly on his cock
What happened to rubbing lazy circles and pinching it between his fingers (ouch)? It seems its size changes like one of those foam dinosaurs in water.
> Come down finger on his dick
I applaud this man for trying to figure out all the sizes of his roid clit behind that Tarzan bush. It's like Skull Island in there and he's trying to find King Kong.
> Colours kaledioscopic
K. But look at that, they want to cuddle at the end? Aren't they cute?
> Fucked out
Hmm, that does seem to be the innate want of these pooners, yeah? They want to be True and Honest Men, but it's 'also their nature' to be bent over any surface and fucked within an inch of their life. They're not like that trashy het erotica, swear. They're better, and they're better because they're trans. Better believe it, dood.
No, we don't need Jayce - or any man for that matter - to be so hairy they've got Skull Island crawling out the crack of their ass. Pooner body hair is either thin and wispy or they are coated like a Kodiak bear. It's not sexy, and they SMELL. Imagine smelling unwashed vag, shit, and their sweat in that hair. You're gonna need more than Agent Orange for that mission. Hope you got your Clearwater Revival playlist ready.
Oh, and this bookmark number gave me a chuckle:
> Be a pooner
>Insist you are a True and Honest Man that is beyond gender stereotypes and norms
> Lose your shit at a shirtless muscly man who just got back from the forge
Just Pooner Things.
> Waited a year to cum in me
Lmao, with what? Took them a year to invent a magic dildo that allows Viktor to ejaculate pseudo-semen - and yes, they actually do that.
> Nauseating anxiety, nauseating horniness
Name a pooner that doesn't have the former, and needs a hot male with a big dick to solve the latter.
Now, note that 'bottoming' and taking the female role is deeply unsettling to trans Viktor. Usually, in these fics, trans Viktor is proud of that pussy and simply treats it as another male appendage; some authors just go all out and say that any reminder of their vaginas give them intense dysphoria. The admission that Viktor gets despondent over not having a real dick and has mental breakdowns because of it says a lot.
But it's 'gay sex' yo.
What kind? You mean the strap-on? You have to use a special toy just for Viktor to 'feel good' and not be reminded that he is female and doesn't have a real one. Even the mention of the t-dick isn't enough because that shit only gets 1-2 inches big. Also note that Viktor is allowed to treat Jayce's dorsal head like a clitoris, but you cannot refer to Viktor's clit as the clitoris. Rules for thee but not for me.
> I want your cum, I want it all in me
He doesn't produce any. You're better off trying your local milk jug.
> The very thought made his dick twitch
What dick? That thing barely bigger than your thumb nail?
Viktor is literally brought to tears from a realistic Hexstrap that will make him feel like he has an actual penis. I'd laugh if it wasn't tragic. It's pathetic to see these authors project so hard onto these characters and expect people to flick the bean to it. This is a woman, pretending to be a man, who has to get a hyper-realistic mechanical dick because she has mental breakdowns otherwise. But it's totally gay, yo.
Again, what dick?
That's nice you can feel everything, bud! Now all you gotta worry about is that Tarzan jungle hiding your vagina. That thing must look like a blue Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
> Syrupy seduction
Redundant. Taking on a seductive tone already means you're being 'syrupy'.
> All that was left was the animal urge to mate, fuck, and breed
Well you can't breed him, because that's not a real dick and not real semen, and it's done to assuage your dysphoria. But I do get a chuckle at pooners, among all people, sounding more TERFy than TERFs.
Ah yes, that poor little male dick compared to the mechanical robo-dick that manages to be completely underwhelming because the pooner can't stop talking about their gender dysphoria. For someone who doesn't like to bottom, Viktor sure does love talking about his cunt.
I got confused reading that sentence: what does he mean when he 'won't get his hand'? Does he mean he won't jerk Jayce off? Stick a hand up his ass? What?
> His hips shoved deep and he was cumming hard
For a deepthroating scene, I had a hard time feeling anything for it, because I actually like the concept of a hyper-realistic pseudo-phallus because there's a lot you can do with it (and it fits the setting). But here, it just happens, there's a gratuitous amount of slobber and cum and it's just...eh. Underwhelming.
This is what it boils down to: making the pooner feel better that she does not have a penis, and how it makes her happy that she can be a 'real man' once she wears it. It defeats the purpose of trans men 'always being real men' and how their clits are cocks, and they know it. They just won't admit it.
And did you notice that Arcane Herald reference? Yes, that dildo was so big it fits a 7 foot tall creature vs the 5'2 pooner. But hey, at least the pooner got some gender euphoria out of it!
What a fucking child. All this because he didn't get properly treated. That would've killed the mood at once.
This author posted that highlight on her Twitter as a means of 'getting back into writing'. Never heard the asshole being described like a dragon's treasure but eh, you discover something new every day.
> Obscenely erotic
Just without the erotica. The dysphoria/euphoria bit is what ultimately killed it, because it turned into a diary entry as to why Viktor cannot be a real man because he doesn't have a real dick. I'm sorry, I thought trans men WERE men? What are you telling me with this?
> Pulled Jayce's legs onto his shoulders
That must've been comical. Jayce has big legs, and pooner Viktor is tiny. It'd be like 90s era Nicole Ritchie trying to do it with Francis Ngannou.
> Unhinged drainage basin
Of all the similes you could have used...you made me think of an overflowing NY storm drain. That isn't sexy; makes me think it's filled with shit and God knows what else. Just stick with the sticky semen rolling down his abs, thank you.
> Some kind of refractory period he hadn't noticed the first time
Because you are female and we have shorter refractory periods. I didn't think a hyper-realistic dildo would have one, but whatever.
> He tried not to get emotional about how such a wonderful man could be use
Gotta end it with a female brained sappy note: "OMG this man treats me so well and loves me and I'm the center of his universe I'm totally not like the other girls, guys" and add a 'gay sex' tag when it's your basic bitch heterosexual sex with a strap-on. Can't even explore sex toy tech right.
Imagine that: you're having so-called gay sex, you have a mental breakdown in the middle of it because you know you don't have an actual penis, your boyfriend makes you a hyper-realistic one with magitech, you use it and become gender euphoric, and at the end you cry because your boyfriend loves you and you'll never be reminded you have a vagina ever again - until the lesbians come by and ask for one.
Funny, that. But you're the gay man, yes you are...who cannot be reminded that he has a vagina. Lel.
This was written for 'squealing friend'. Let's thank her for spurring this piece of art:
More to come.
OH HELL NO
Bluejorts, the author who insists she is fucking your mother, has produced another trans Jayce fic with some Hexclaw action.
For the record: a fortnight is every two weeks. So this pooner, who loves fisting and is very accomplished in sex, is fucking your mother every two weeks...so twice a month, and worse than married het couples. Impressive! Now, on with the work.
It's cute until you see the state of those teeth and smell that BO. Man needs to take a shower, stat.
> Fingers longer than his whole hand
Considering he's a pooner in this, virtually anything is going to be bigger and longer than those dainty lady hands. You can thicken them up with manual labor but good luck getting rid of those thinner wrists!
Maybe not blood tests considering the Hexclaw is freakin' huge, but operations I can see.
> Level of intimacy that is developed when your partner is incredibly attractive and you are pent up
Never beating the allegations that pooners cease being 'real men' when a hot man is in their vicinity. Out comes the female hormones and the 'need to be bred' as it were - T and all. They just can't help it.
> Blood rushing south
To go where? You don't have a dick.
> Jayce is a strong man, not intentionally, really
Oh? What do you mean by that? You mean to tell me that the manual labor and T isn't enough? That it's all for show? And that you have an innate fear of being manhandled, boxed in, and want the ability to escape that you can only do with a male body?
Huh. Interesting psychology there.
> His dick doesn't know that, though
You don't have one.
You don't want to jeopardize your relationship with Viktor, when he knows full well he's fucking a pooner. The time for you to be wary of professionalism is over. He already knows you want to get fucked by the Hexclaw, so just go with it.
Never escaping the stereotype that pooners really want to be dominated by someone or something stronger than them despite them insisting they are True and Honest Men. Gotta love the subtle Based and Red Pilled admissions here.
I am getting queercatfan memories here, where she cannot use conjunctions to save her life. These don't need to be separated into new sentences because they are part of the same idea. God, can't believe a fic gave me grammar PTSD but that one sure did and I can't help but feel a pang of it whenever I see it.
He's referencing Asimov here, naturally. BTW, there is no 'hypotheticals' if the machine can actually kill or maim and it did hurt Jayce. It's a redundant statement.
Buddy, you're a woman pretending to be a man, wanting to get fucked by a robot. You were already weird when you went down the first path, now you don't want to be condemned for the second? GTFO
There's that queercatfan reference. "All be can focus on are the points of contact between them: Viktor's waist, his hands, the way his body is curved over him." Amazing what a single colon can do.
> His dick is rock solid
Yeah I'm sure that 1-2 inch roid clit is so hard it could crack glass - if it doesn't get torn against a zipper.
> Viktor isn't strong enough to rip buttons like the hero in some top shelf erotica
Haha, get it? Breaking the 4th wall! This trans porn written by a trans author is SOOOOO much better than those stupid hetero books you find at your local Walgreens. It's intellectual and groundbreaking, and I'm fucking your mother!
Such a strong man he has poorer grip strength than the average man, lmao.
> Embarrassingly often, given how little they actually sleep together
Huh. I thought they slept together often, and had a good deal of trust. Now you're telling me they're fucking less than the author says she's fucking people's mothers? For shame.
> So easy to dominate with just a piece of metal
There's a subtle admission here I just can't put my thumb on. I wonder what it is.
At least Viktor respects boundaries. What a gentleman.
> Be a pooner
> Your only purpose in life is to be dominated by men and treated like a dog
> It keeps happening in these fics
> Insert JC Denton emoji
> Feels another throb from his dick
It's barely bigger than a cashew, you ain't feeling shit, bro.
What I did find interesting is that, when describing Jayce's pecs, there's 'pain' around the zippertit scars. I wonder if our dood here has nerve damage. Did he get the job done by a Runeterra version of Dr. Gallagher?
> all this muscle
And he's still weaker than a natal male.
> Has never been more aroused 'he doesn't think'
> He doesn't need to think
OK, then.
> He just needs to be good and let Viktor take him
Just fulfilling a pooner's natural role, I see.
Now, Jayce being described as having a 'blanket of hair' over his abs, and 'thicker hair at the base of his cock' means this boy has the Amazon rainforest down there. Hair so thick you wouldn't be able to SEE that roid clit without a flamethrower, and hair so thick you'd probably choke on it like a cat's hair ball. My dood must look like a fucking yeti. How can you see his 'dick' twitch behind all that hair?
Oh, and if you can use the word labia, you can use pussy, cunt, or even entrance. 'Hole' makes me think you're talking about the anus - and it gets more confusing from there.
> Cock so big it can be 'pleasured' between two fingers
> Still pretend it's huge even while hiding behind the Tarzan jungle
Uh huh. Trim that shit and then we'll talk. You've got more hair than your local Turk. Make a carpet outta that shit.
> Fingers circle either side of his cock
Well, yeah. It's barely an inch big and wide.
> Feels cool air on his hole
...which one? His anus, or his vagina?
> Feels his hole gape open
Again, which one?
> Sends him deeper into the mindset he'd been falling into
Ah yes, the 'I'm so helpless please let me get fucked by this machine' mentality. Thought True and Honest Men didn't think like that?
> Mouth against Jayce's cock nd nose at his hole
Uh...which one?
> Catches it between his lips and sucks
Not much to suck there, my friend. There are sticks of licorice that are girthier.
> His cock pulsing and twitching after it
Gonna be hard to see either behind that Tarzan bush. It'd be like playing Where's Waldo?
There's no point worrying about your 'professional relationship' when you're a pooner allowing his 1-2 inch 'dick' to get sucked and is currently getting fucked by a robotic arm. Just let it go already.
> Takes his cock between two fingers and tugs experimentally
She uses 'like clay' twice. A paragraph apart.
A semicolon or a colon would help here. God, queercatfan really did fuck me up.
> If Jayce were more coherent he might tease
He hasn't teased Viktor at all here. He's just been whining and crying and wanting to be fucked.
> back at his hole, tracing the rim
....which one? Seriously, help me out here.
I thought Jayce was so wet he didn't need lube for the Hexclaw's fingers? Too big, I suppose?
> Jayce could still buck him off
You're still pinned, dood.
> Not even having to fight against the muscle of Jayce's opening
So...you didn't need the lube, then.
> This looks to be about four inches
Oh so you DIDN'T need the lube!
> Because he's Viktor. Jayce might love him
Ugh, stop taking advice from queercatfan. These kind of sentences are abrupt, do nothing to advance your internal logic, and just sound retarded.
> Blowing on his cock
hard to do that and 'lick a stripe down his length' when there IS no length to work with. You're better off doing it with a freeze pop.
Really tapping into that psychology of pooners wanting to be overpowered, eh? Never fails; I see this all the time. Whether it's pooner Jayce or pooner Viktor, there are a lot of subtle admissions and peeks into pooner psychology you can find. Fascinating stuff.
> Can't come without his 'dick' being touched
Almost as if women come best when the clitoris is stimulated...funny, that.
> You get fucked
Damn, Viktor! You're really laying it on thick, there!
> Five inches, nor four
So now we're entering average penile length.
> My choice, not yours
Didn't know he was echoing Nick Fuentes.
Spreading what with his fingers? His labia? Gotta be hard to find it behind that Tarzan bush. It's so thick you couldn't even get Guatemalans to hack it down, ayyo.
Ah, so now we're entering the bigger territory...or at least the speculum you get at your gyno appointment. Going to be hard to 'stroke that dick' when it's barely bigger than a safety pin, just saying.
> His fingers stay on Jayce's cock, rubbing clumsy circles
Thought it was big enough for you to lave long stripes along it, and tug it between your fingers?
> For just a moment, he's worried that if he breathes too hard he'll make Jayce come. It's a strain not to, and Jayce focuses on fighting his way back from the edge.
There. Much better.
> Cleft in twain
M'lady thinks she doth speak fancily, not knoweth that a fortnight is two weeks, and trying to echo Mark Twain in her mannereth of speech
> Truly a feat of nature that you body can do this
Yes, the vagina is truly an incredible thing. We can push babies out of, after all.
> Stroke teasingly on his cock
What happened to rubbing lazy circles and pinching it between his fingers (ouch)? It seems its size changes like one of those foam dinosaurs in water.
> Come down finger on his dick
I applaud this man for trying to figure out all the sizes of his roid clit behind that Tarzan bush. It's like Skull Island in there and he's trying to find King Kong.
> Colours kaledioscopic
K. But look at that, they want to cuddle at the end? Aren't they cute?
> Fucked out
Hmm, that does seem to be the innate want of these pooners, yeah? They want to be True and Honest Men, but it's 'also their nature' to be bent over any surface and fucked within an inch of their life. They're not like that trashy het erotica, swear. They're better, and they're better because they're trans. Better believe it, dood.
No, we don't need Jayce - or any man for that matter - to be so hairy they've got Skull Island crawling out the crack of their ass. Pooner body hair is either thin and wispy or they are coated like a Kodiak bear. It's not sexy, and they SMELL. Imagine smelling unwashed vag, shit, and their sweat in that hair. You're gonna need more than Agent Orange for that mission. Hope you got your Clearwater Revival playlist ready.
Oh, and this bookmark number gave me a chuckle:
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I wanted to cover more of that Call Me By My Name fic, as it became a multi-chapter fic. I covered the first two chapters - here are a few more.
> Be a man
> Be a woman pretending to be a man
> Both of you are shitty cooks and are unable to feed yourselves
Well, that's one male trait she managed to get right, lmao.
> For their work it's a terrible idea, for their reputation it is a worse one
Viktor was the one who approached Jayce first. He had no care in the world about his reputation when it came to fucking that 'man pussy'. Hell Viktor just walked in there, got caught, and fucked his way out of it. Now they're besties and partners and it all works out.
> Jayce knows how to work Viktor like a slut
It really is something that in nearly every trans Viktor fic, the only notable trait is that the pooner is a slut. Because women who enjoy sex are sluts; because women who even like initiating it have been 'run through' by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
And look at that, we've got the queercatfan sentence structure. This bitch is everywhere, I swear.
> Tap some unknown to Viktor rhythm
Eh, what?
> Oh. Um, right
Ummm uhhhh ummm uhhh oh man Oh God
> Appalling at first, hilarious later
Exactly my take on this fic.
> Like a nervous teenager caught in the act
That can be put in the main sentence.
> Seems unaware of how brawny he really is
Ah, the token penis nigger who's big and buff and is unaware of his Hulk strength and needs to be nice to the pooner because that uwu trans boy will be broken in two. Ergo, he's Hasan without the Prada purse.
> A butterfly unsure if it can land
If there is any allegory that describes how weak and dainty trans men are, it's that one. Compared to the literal cave man Jayce is, Viktor might as well be a porcelain doll.
I also noticed that the characters' positions and actions are rather weird. Call it character choreography or whatever, but where a character stands and does means as much as their dialogue. Jayce is either standing up, sitting down or leaning over weird, and it makes me think he's one of those Wacky Wavy Inflatable Tube Men.
> Jayce probably grew up with romantic involvement
He had casual sex with a pooner, and probably convinces himself (like the author) that that sex was gay because the vagina owner says he's gay. Nothing about that is normal, bud.
> Viktor says he can't get distracted right now
> Has spent the past few paragraphs distracted and is also distracted right now
Lel.
Look at that, Jinx is a fangirl! Isn't that cute?
> It's a dainty thing
Oh yeah, there's no way you can't clock this pooner: he's wearing a dainty chain in his long hair that no man would actually wear for practical purposes. Not even Jesus wore jewelry when he was a carpenter.
> it's punishing Jayce for his shortcomings
You say that like it's a bad thing. All I'm getting is that this is a Neanderthal who's drive mad by pooner pussy.
> Viktor doesn't want Jayce to see it; it's an ugly picture
You're a woman pretending to be a man, so what, exactly, do you not want Jayce to see? What ugly picture is there?
> His body isn't and his mind follows, an obedient servant locked in a useless cage
If the cage is useless, then it doesn't work as a cage. But nice double entendre there, regarding how your body disobeys your mind, being a pooner and all.
> Makes him a stereotype
You already are one by being a moody trans man who is distracted by the actual man with darker skin, big muscles and a big dick. That's your basic bitch erotica right there.
> Stressed if his bootlicking will be enough
You put yourself in this position. You didn't have to bootlick anyone at all. You're only here because you snuck into Jayce's lab and got him to fuck you. That isn't an exchange based on equality; you wanted that pussy filled and he delivered, and that's all you can think about. Ha.
Aww, look at that: Viktor gets carried around bridal style! Isn't that cute?
You tell me, you wrote the damn thing. Don't think I didn't notice the 4th wall break.
> He dreams of a properly functioning body
But not of a functioning MALE body. Get it, because trans men are totally - okay, I'll stop now.
Indeed he is.
> The rain that keeps banging on the windows of Jayce's apartment
Yes, and? Abrupt sentence structure there, and she continues with it throughout the entire paragraph. Queercatfan vibes strikes again.
> It did happen, a couple of times, and each time Viktor sat by the watery monster and wished for something better, something different
Uh, you're thinking of that next to a raging river? I'd want to get the fuck out of there.
> Got soaked by the rain
> Flimsy it became by the rain
This author does this a lot: she repeats herself in duos. You'll catch this frequently when it comes to the smut scene.
> Putting things in his mouth, nibbling and chewing
Is he a baby? Talk about literal infantilization.
> Nibbles on things more based on Jayce's proximity
Either it's a metaphor for sucking dick or he really needs a bib and a pacifier. My man doesn't even want to be a grown adult anymore, ffs.
> Viktor is scared at the mere possibility and he is not often scared
Oh? You weren't scared when you sauntered into Jayce's lab and rode him like a carousel. You didn't care about the politics then and you certainly didn't care about the peace treaty. It was all about the sex. The fuck you scared of?
> Despite all of his knowledge, he is stupid
So much for his genius. You'd never know unless the author told you. There's a common trend to infantilize him and make him a useless, emotional fuck, and it becomes even more obvious in the trans fics. Which, of course, is ironic considering they're all applying it to a trans AND disabled person, lmao.
> He's been having a lot of dreams while staying at Jayce's place
Throwing away principles because the cock is good, eh? Even OnlyFans thots at least demand money.
> Is only family with Piltover's council via Jayce's tales of them
There's no way he wouldn't know what the Council is or does, not while being Silco's adopted son. This is a misrepresentation of Viktor's intelligence and it is frustratingly common. He's a bookish man; he'd know all of their names. Foolish not to considering he wants what is best for Zaun.
> Well propertied ghosts
What? Do these ghosts file 401s and live in the Hamptons or something? What's their property tax value?
> Question is borderline offensive
But you being a tranny fucking a 'gay man' isn't. Oh, sorry, a 'trans man' who is a True and Honest Man with a vagina.
> You're very smart, V
He apparently doesn't know complex mathematics OR who the Council members are or what they do, so no. He's pretty fucking retarded, actually.
> He didn't reject Jayce straight away
No, he walked right into that relationship because
pussy power
and because of business, just as Viktor mentioned - which Viktor almost crashed because of said pussy power
> I wish we could just focus on doing good
You CAN, you're just too busy LITERALLY fucking around because muh plot and muh politics which...don't actually do fucking much. Shocker the Neanderthal that is Jayce can't do shit or achieve shit around there.
>Enduring gave Viktor Jayce
No, you sneaking into his lab and riding his cock gave you Jayce. Him later complaining that it isn't fair they didn't kiss is entirely Viktor's fault - he didn't want Jayce to kiss him as it gave him an air of mystery and power. Two chapters later and already he wants Jayce's tongue in his mouth. Incredible.
> He must be the most beautiful man ever born
He reminds me of a yeti, actually.
> He wonders if enjoying kissing Jayce makes him a traitor
I mean, yeah, it does. The first chapter talks about the precarious situation between PnZ, and Viktor just goes and fucks Jayce because he can and because that pooner pussy is pristine. Him ceasing to think about Zaun because his pussy is talking is the most stereotypical thing I can ever imagine. Selling out your country for dick because of your sex...definitely not the story you want to tell.
> Hovering over Viktor
How tall is Viktor? 5'2? He's being caged in like he's a goddamn cockatiel here.
> It's true, it's true
My man is talking like a malfunctioning NPC. You good, bro?
> It's not true, it's not true
OK now he's talking like Ethan Ralph, the very last person I need to imagine during this. IT'S NAWT TRUUU IT'S NAWT TRUUU
> Golden, so golden
Three times the charm! Now stop that shit.
> He is too difficult to deserve them
You're not that difficult if one look at Jayce's Hispanic Hog was enough for you to throw your nation away. One look and you want this man to pound your cervix. Just pooner things.
> You were made to do it
Wow, that's kinda bioessentialist! What are you, a TERF? Suggesting that men are only good for fucking? Excuse you, miss.
> He will kill him x2
OK, you aren't Limp Bizkit, calm down.
> His cock spreading Viktor's hole
All this focus on pussy and you STILL can't use the word 'vagina'. Pathetic.
> He fucks Viktor like he was born to do it
I mean, that's what the vagina is for, you know. Also, wow, TERFy.
> The curtains are open and Viktor is Jayce's and Jayce is his. His.
SHOW ME WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT
> Hard little cock in circles
Gonna be hard when you have 1-2 inches to work with.
> It's too much, it's not enough
Ah, this cliché eh?
> Spilling his hot cum directly into Viktor's pussy
So you can use pussy here, but 'hole' has to be used because...? Fuck it, I'm done trying to understand these retards.
> Abused hole
> Fucked out pussy
Love the implications that Jayce is so large he 'ruined' Viktor's vagina, as if it can be ruined when fucked too much. It's a muscle; it is built for pushing out a baby. Enough arousal and practice and that thing is a machine.
Jayce's refractory period is impressive; he's half hard after...what? Three minutes? And he didn't last three minutes! New world record right there.
> And tomorrow, today will be a difficult
Uh if today is a difficult day, how will tomorrow be a difficult day? Do you mean today and tomorrow? Help a girl out here.
I'll be covering the other chapters later, a new update just caught my eye.
In my travels I discovered the MGCraig "My Dom Triggers are Activated" and SirCumf, the pasty white Quebecer, have updated their trans Viktor wedding fic that has him decked out in piercings, along with a four inch metoidioplasty. Also infamous for its use of Coors Light at a high-end wedding. Those reviews were posted here.
The updated chapter is available here.
What the fuck is Viktor's problem? Well, you cheated on him, he went and got himself so many piercings he could be a fridge magnet, and got a metoidioplasty that's barely larger than a school crayon - that you held when you fucked him in the closet. Such drama. And now, like a grown man having a testicular tantrum, you kick the silver toilet paper holder off the wall like a Neanderthal - they can afford that but not better beer? - and expect people to pity you. Poor thing.
> They weren't dating and they weren't exclusive
But Viktor viewed it as something more because women value relationships more, and unlike an actual man, got angry when Jayce went and fucked someone else and did the manly thing of donating all his clothes vs burning them or keying his car.
Such bitchiness. You really DO think they're a gay couple on that front, at least.
> Impromptu BDSM
Meh it was kinda shitty, because I was too busy laughing at that metoidioplasty mention. 4 inches of a floppy roid clit, and a beautiful face destroyed by metal because Viktor is trying to look like he came off of Top Gear as a Mitsubishi. Sexy.
> Causing property damage because of a temper tantrum is pretty fucking weak
I'll say. All that because of a pooner? And an ugly one at that? That roided out pussy ain't all that.
> It kind of feels impotent to have nothing but tap-to-pay as a survival option
Yeah you're shit out of luck if the power goes out or you're in the middle of nowhere with poor WiFi. You should always carry cash or coins on you; you never know when you might need them. 'Impotent' isn't the word - retarded is.
> He's not even bitter that Viktor didn't let him say his piece
No, you're fucking bitter. You're having a mantrum because the pooner is angry you cheating on him - for no fucking reason, I might add. I hate this kind of self-defeating drama when the textual evidence is pretty obvious on what the character feels.
> He doesn't understand why
Because Viktor is a woman who went through all that work to appear as male, and wants to be treated as male. Is that not evidence enough when you fucked his throat in Chapter 4? That was the only good thing about the fic - and no, the coat sex doesn't count because of that floppy roid clit. And even with all that, Viktor still wants a SAFE SPACE and SAFE SIGNALS...what does that tell you?
> He only cares so much about the stupid fancy bathroom
Why did you kick off the toilet paper holder, then? Because the pooner got upset you cheated on him?
You're drinking Coors Light. People would rather drink literal piss than that shit - and MGCraig is a beer connoisseur from her Twitter. Wisconsin must have really shitty beer if this is their best.
> Disarmed by Ekko not being useless
...They may not have intended this, but SirCumf and Craig are both white as hell, coming from some of the whitest places around (I've seen selfies of SirCumf, she's pasty white, whiter than me) and they've got a line calling a BLACK CHARACTER useless.
Holy shit.
> He's wearing white eyeliner too
Ah, gotta have the token black male be 'hip' by being an effeminate faggot. Makes him look better against the Fridge Magnet that is Viktor.
> You dance around what you want so you can pretend you didn't want it to begin with
I forget who or what it was Jayce fucked instead of Viktor, but knowing he did this behind a pooner's back is hilarious. I guess that Pussy Power dosed with testosterone wasn't enough and he went for the genuine anal experience anyways. Guess that 4 inch metoidioplasty wasn't enough. Which reminds me: was that SirCumf's idea, or Craig's?
> Has his shit together
> Fucked a pooner who looks like the scrapyard in Tatooine (a Jawa is waiting to take him apart and sell him for scraps)
> Wants to have a real conversation about labels
> Fucked a woman who says she's a man, held that floppy, detached roid clit in his hand and muffled 'it's different', and still says he's gay
> Got scared and fucked someone else with normal genitalia and identity
> Pooner freaks out and unleashes hell
*In Sam Elliot voice* Yeah, that's some shit together you've got there, partner.
He's had at least five beers of Coors Light. He's fine. He'll be pissing out that shit - if he doesn't sweat it out - in under twenty minutes.
> Looking good as ever
Looking good as a smashed LEGO set, that is. Seriously, they added so many piercings and tattoos to my boy he looks like a cross between Jeffrey Star and GG Allen. The horror.
Coors Light AND BUD LIGHT? THE TRANNY BEER? Oh fuck NO get some better fucking beer. Peak American shit. You've SILVER TOILET PAPER ROLLS BUT YOU CAN'T GET AUTHENTIC EUROPEAN BEER? FUCK OUTTA HERE. Worse than the metoidioplasty shit, swear.
Don't worry, the pooner and Mr. Mantrum will make up. Will there be more floppy crayon clit sex? You bet your ass there will be!
Haha get it, they're breaking the 4th wall! They're talking to YOU, the viewer, on how shit their beer is and the weird sex they're having in the closet? Get it, it's a metaphor because Jayce doesn't want to 'come out' with his feelings!
And that's that! A six month hiatus and we've got three more chapters to go. Expect crazier sex, more piercings that will make Viktor want to get jumped by the Geth, and more metoidioplasty action! In case you weren't tired of that and the piss beer, that is.
For anyone who needs a visualization on what this fic's Viktor looks like: as I mentioned earlier, he's like a cross between Jeffree Star and GG Allen, with a bit of Limp Bizkit in there. I don't call him the Fridge Magnet for nothing.
> Be a man
> Be a woman pretending to be a man
> Both of you are shitty cooks and are unable to feed yourselves
Well, that's one male trait she managed to get right, lmao.
> For their work it's a terrible idea, for their reputation it is a worse one
Viktor was the one who approached Jayce first. He had no care in the world about his reputation when it came to fucking that 'man pussy'. Hell Viktor just walked in there, got caught, and fucked his way out of it. Now they're besties and partners and it all works out.
> Jayce knows how to work Viktor like a slut
It really is something that in nearly every trans Viktor fic, the only notable trait is that the pooner is a slut. Because women who enjoy sex are sluts; because women who even like initiating it have been 'run through' by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
And look at that, we've got the queercatfan sentence structure. This bitch is everywhere, I swear.
> Tap some unknown to Viktor rhythm
Eh, what?
> Oh. Um, right
Ummm uhhhh ummm uhhh oh man Oh God
> Appalling at first, hilarious later
Exactly my take on this fic.
> Like a nervous teenager caught in the act
That can be put in the main sentence.
> Seems unaware of how brawny he really is
Ah, the token penis nigger who's big and buff and is unaware of his Hulk strength and needs to be nice to the pooner because that uwu trans boy will be broken in two. Ergo, he's Hasan without the Prada purse.
> A butterfly unsure if it can land
If there is any allegory that describes how weak and dainty trans men are, it's that one. Compared to the literal cave man Jayce is, Viktor might as well be a porcelain doll.
I also noticed that the characters' positions and actions are rather weird. Call it character choreography or whatever, but where a character stands and does means as much as their dialogue. Jayce is either standing up, sitting down or leaning over weird, and it makes me think he's one of those Wacky Wavy Inflatable Tube Men.
> Jayce probably grew up with romantic involvement
He had casual sex with a pooner, and probably convinces himself (like the author) that that sex was gay because the vagina owner says he's gay. Nothing about that is normal, bud.
> Viktor says he can't get distracted right now
> Has spent the past few paragraphs distracted and is also distracted right now
Lel.
Look at that, Jinx is a fangirl! Isn't that cute?
> It's a dainty thing
Oh yeah, there's no way you can't clock this pooner: he's wearing a dainty chain in his long hair that no man would actually wear for practical purposes. Not even Jesus wore jewelry when he was a carpenter.
> it's punishing Jayce for his shortcomings
You say that like it's a bad thing. All I'm getting is that this is a Neanderthal who's drive mad by pooner pussy.
> Viktor doesn't want Jayce to see it; it's an ugly picture
You're a woman pretending to be a man, so what, exactly, do you not want Jayce to see? What ugly picture is there?
> His body isn't and his mind follows, an obedient servant locked in a useless cage
If the cage is useless, then it doesn't work as a cage. But nice double entendre there, regarding how your body disobeys your mind, being a pooner and all.
> Makes him a stereotype
You already are one by being a moody trans man who is distracted by the actual man with darker skin, big muscles and a big dick. That's your basic bitch erotica right there.
> Stressed if his bootlicking will be enough
You put yourself in this position. You didn't have to bootlick anyone at all. You're only here because you snuck into Jayce's lab and got him to fuck you. That isn't an exchange based on equality; you wanted that pussy filled and he delivered, and that's all you can think about. Ha.
Aww, look at that: Viktor gets carried around bridal style! Isn't that cute?
You tell me, you wrote the damn thing. Don't think I didn't notice the 4th wall break.
> He dreams of a properly functioning body
But not of a functioning MALE body. Get it, because trans men are totally - okay, I'll stop now.
Indeed he is.
> The rain that keeps banging on the windows of Jayce's apartment
Yes, and? Abrupt sentence structure there, and she continues with it throughout the entire paragraph. Queercatfan vibes strikes again.
> It did happen, a couple of times, and each time Viktor sat by the watery monster and wished for something better, something different
Uh, you're thinking of that next to a raging river? I'd want to get the fuck out of there.
> Got soaked by the rain
> Flimsy it became by the rain
This author does this a lot: she repeats herself in duos. You'll catch this frequently when it comes to the smut scene.
> Putting things in his mouth, nibbling and chewing
Is he a baby? Talk about literal infantilization.
> Nibbles on things more based on Jayce's proximity
Either it's a metaphor for sucking dick or he really needs a bib and a pacifier. My man doesn't even want to be a grown adult anymore, ffs.
> Viktor is scared at the mere possibility and he is not often scared
Oh? You weren't scared when you sauntered into Jayce's lab and rode him like a carousel. You didn't care about the politics then and you certainly didn't care about the peace treaty. It was all about the sex. The fuck you scared of?
> Despite all of his knowledge, he is stupid
So much for his genius. You'd never know unless the author told you. There's a common trend to infantilize him and make him a useless, emotional fuck, and it becomes even more obvious in the trans fics. Which, of course, is ironic considering they're all applying it to a trans AND disabled person, lmao.
> He's been having a lot of dreams while staying at Jayce's place
Throwing away principles because the cock is good, eh? Even OnlyFans thots at least demand money.
> Is only family with Piltover's council via Jayce's tales of them
There's no way he wouldn't know what the Council is or does, not while being Silco's adopted son. This is a misrepresentation of Viktor's intelligence and it is frustratingly common. He's a bookish man; he'd know all of their names. Foolish not to considering he wants what is best for Zaun.
> Well propertied ghosts
What? Do these ghosts file 401s and live in the Hamptons or something? What's their property tax value?
> Question is borderline offensive
But you being a tranny fucking a 'gay man' isn't. Oh, sorry, a 'trans man' who is a True and Honest Man with a vagina.
> You're very smart, V
He apparently doesn't know complex mathematics OR who the Council members are or what they do, so no. He's pretty fucking retarded, actually.
> He didn't reject Jayce straight away
No, he walked right into that relationship because
pussy powerand because of business, just as Viktor mentioned - which Viktor almost crashed because of said pussy power> I wish we could just focus on doing good
You CAN, you're just too busy LITERALLY fucking around because muh plot and muh politics which...don't actually do fucking much. Shocker the Neanderthal that is Jayce can't do shit or achieve shit around there.
>Enduring gave Viktor Jayce
No, you sneaking into his lab and riding his cock gave you Jayce. Him later complaining that it isn't fair they didn't kiss is entirely Viktor's fault - he didn't want Jayce to kiss him as it gave him an air of mystery and power. Two chapters later and already he wants Jayce's tongue in his mouth. Incredible.
> He must be the most beautiful man ever born
He reminds me of a yeti, actually.
> He wonders if enjoying kissing Jayce makes him a traitor
I mean, yeah, it does. The first chapter talks about the precarious situation between PnZ, and Viktor just goes and fucks Jayce because he can and because that pooner pussy is pristine. Him ceasing to think about Zaun because his pussy is talking is the most stereotypical thing I can ever imagine. Selling out your country for dick because of your sex...definitely not the story you want to tell.
> Hovering over Viktor
How tall is Viktor? 5'2? He's being caged in like he's a goddamn cockatiel here.
> It's true, it's true
My man is talking like a malfunctioning NPC. You good, bro?
> It's not true, it's not true
OK now he's talking like Ethan Ralph, the very last person I need to imagine during this. IT'S NAWT TRUUU IT'S NAWT TRUUU
> Golden, so golden
Three times the charm! Now stop that shit.
> He is too difficult to deserve them
You're not that difficult if one look at Jayce's Hispanic Hog was enough for you to throw your nation away. One look and you want this man to pound your cervix. Just pooner things.
> You were made to do it
Wow, that's kinda bioessentialist! What are you, a TERF? Suggesting that men are only good for fucking? Excuse you, miss.
> He will kill him x2
OK, you aren't Limp Bizkit, calm down.
> His cock spreading Viktor's hole
All this focus on pussy and you STILL can't use the word 'vagina'. Pathetic.
> He fucks Viktor like he was born to do it
I mean, that's what the vagina is for, you know. Also, wow, TERFy.
> The curtains are open and Viktor is Jayce's and Jayce is his. His.
SHOW ME WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT
> Hard little cock in circles
Gonna be hard when you have 1-2 inches to work with.
> It's too much, it's not enough
Ah, this cliché eh?
> Spilling his hot cum directly into Viktor's pussy
So you can use pussy here, but 'hole' has to be used because...? Fuck it, I'm done trying to understand these retards.
> Abused hole
> Fucked out pussy
Love the implications that Jayce is so large he 'ruined' Viktor's vagina, as if it can be ruined when fucked too much. It's a muscle; it is built for pushing out a baby. Enough arousal and practice and that thing is a machine.
Jayce's refractory period is impressive; he's half hard after...what? Three minutes? And he didn't last three minutes! New world record right there.
> And tomorrow, today will be a difficult
Uh if today is a difficult day, how will tomorrow be a difficult day? Do you mean today and tomorrow? Help a girl out here.
In my travels I discovered the MGCraig "My Dom Triggers are Activated" and SirCumf, the pasty white Quebecer, have updated their trans Viktor wedding fic that has him decked out in piercings, along with a four inch metoidioplasty. Also infamous for its use of Coors Light at a high-end wedding. Those reviews were posted here.
The updated chapter is available here.
What the fuck is Viktor's problem? Well, you cheated on him, he went and got himself so many piercings he could be a fridge magnet, and got a metoidioplasty that's barely larger than a school crayon - that you held when you fucked him in the closet. Such drama. And now, like a grown man having a testicular tantrum, you kick the silver toilet paper holder off the wall like a Neanderthal - they can afford that but not better beer? - and expect people to pity you. Poor thing.
> They weren't dating and they weren't exclusive
But Viktor viewed it as something more because women value relationships more, and unlike an actual man, got angry when Jayce went and fucked someone else and did the manly thing of donating all his clothes vs burning them or keying his car.
Such bitchiness. You really DO think they're a gay couple on that front, at least.
> Impromptu BDSM
Meh it was kinda shitty, because I was too busy laughing at that metoidioplasty mention. 4 inches of a floppy roid clit, and a beautiful face destroyed by metal because Viktor is trying to look like he came off of Top Gear as a Mitsubishi. Sexy.
> Causing property damage because of a temper tantrum is pretty fucking weak
I'll say. All that because of a pooner? And an ugly one at that? That roided out pussy ain't all that.
> It kind of feels impotent to have nothing but tap-to-pay as a survival option
Yeah you're shit out of luck if the power goes out or you're in the middle of nowhere with poor WiFi. You should always carry cash or coins on you; you never know when you might need them. 'Impotent' isn't the word - retarded is.
> He's not even bitter that Viktor didn't let him say his piece
No, you're fucking bitter. You're having a mantrum because the pooner is angry you cheating on him - for no fucking reason, I might add. I hate this kind of self-defeating drama when the textual evidence is pretty obvious on what the character feels.
> He doesn't understand why
Because Viktor is a woman who went through all that work to appear as male, and wants to be treated as male. Is that not evidence enough when you fucked his throat in Chapter 4? That was the only good thing about the fic - and no, the coat sex doesn't count because of that floppy roid clit. And even with all that, Viktor still wants a SAFE SPACE and SAFE SIGNALS...what does that tell you?
> He only cares so much about the stupid fancy bathroom
Why did you kick off the toilet paper holder, then? Because the pooner got upset you cheated on him?
You're drinking Coors Light. People would rather drink literal piss than that shit - and MGCraig is a beer connoisseur from her Twitter. Wisconsin must have really shitty beer if this is their best.
> Disarmed by Ekko not being useless
...They may not have intended this, but SirCumf and Craig are both white as hell, coming from some of the whitest places around (I've seen selfies of SirCumf, she's pasty white, whiter than me) and they've got a line calling a BLACK CHARACTER useless.
Holy shit.
> He's wearing white eyeliner too
Ah, gotta have the token black male be 'hip' by being an effeminate faggot. Makes him look better against the Fridge Magnet that is Viktor.
> You dance around what you want so you can pretend you didn't want it to begin with
I forget who or what it was Jayce fucked instead of Viktor, but knowing he did this behind a pooner's back is hilarious. I guess that Pussy Power dosed with testosterone wasn't enough and he went for the genuine anal experience anyways. Guess that 4 inch metoidioplasty wasn't enough. Which reminds me: was that SirCumf's idea, or Craig's?
> Has his shit together
> Fucked a pooner who looks like the scrapyard in Tatooine (a Jawa is waiting to take him apart and sell him for scraps)
> Wants to have a real conversation about labels
> Fucked a woman who says she's a man, held that floppy, detached roid clit in his hand and muffled 'it's different', and still says he's gay
> Got scared and fucked someone else with normal genitalia and identity
> Pooner freaks out and unleashes hell
*In Sam Elliot voice* Yeah, that's some shit together you've got there, partner.
He's had at least five beers of Coors Light. He's fine. He'll be pissing out that shit - if he doesn't sweat it out - in under twenty minutes.
> Looking good as ever
Looking good as a smashed LEGO set, that is. Seriously, they added so many piercings and tattoos to my boy he looks like a cross between Jeffrey Star and GG Allen. The horror.
Coors Light AND BUD LIGHT? THE TRANNY BEER? Oh fuck NO get some better fucking beer. Peak American shit. You've SILVER TOILET PAPER ROLLS BUT YOU CAN'T GET AUTHENTIC EUROPEAN BEER? FUCK OUTTA HERE. Worse than the metoidioplasty shit, swear.
Don't worry, the pooner and Mr. Mantrum will make up. Will there be more floppy crayon clit sex? You bet your ass there will be!
Haha get it, they're breaking the 4th wall! They're talking to YOU, the viewer, on how shit their beer is and the weird sex they're having in the closet? Get it, it's a metaphor because Jayce doesn't want to 'come out' with his feelings!
And that's that! A six month hiatus and we've got three more chapters to go. Expect crazier sex, more piercings that will make Viktor want to get jumped by the Geth, and more metoidioplasty action! In case you weren't tired of that and the piss beer, that is.
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Is there any fics here posted that had selfinsers with OCs? I made a thread on Selfshipping and the only one that got posted or mentioned was the Loud House Revamped.
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Please don't remind the pooners about the concept of urination.
Thread tax: Hannibal/Pokemon crossover, nonsexual for a little break. Sweet Kiss.
Our children grow up with an indoctrinated dream of perfection. We all know that we should want to be the best, the very best, and nothing else will do. And the way to get to that goal is to fight. Anyone and everyone. But we don’t do the fighting ourselves, oh no. We get an animal - a sentient creature - to fight for us. We train them, not just to fight, but to love us. To fight, to burn, to hurt, to ache - and to want it.
It’s the most ghastly Stockholm-Syndrome nightmare Will can think of. And society is founded on it.
When he had taken his starter Pokémon, a Lillipup, he had been charmed by the little creature’s eyes, fur, the way she looked at him with unquestioning devotion as the professor placed her into his arms. He knew she loved him. He knew she trusted him. What he didn’t understand was why. He’d done nothing to earn that depth of feeling.
Maybe people just didn’t deserve dog Pokémon.
And then he’d had his first real duel and it all went to hell.
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Yes, it is. Bookmarking for future archival attempts.
For example, the download link to this one is https://archiveofourown.org/downloads/26838856/Sweet_Kiss.pdf
Preferably you'd know the Unix time of the last update, but this seems to get you at least something.
https://archiveofourown.org/downloads/[ao3_work_id]/[title_in_title_case_with_underscores].pdf?updated_at=[unix timestamp] is what you want to do, buthttps://archiveofourown.org/downloads/[ao3_work_id]/[title_in_title_case_with_underscores].pdfIs better than nothing.
(The variant I used lacks the timestamp.)
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Big one today. This one has Jayce getting pegged by pooner Viktor.
> Sure out of it
You mean 'sure of it'?
> If this is how he's going to die, that's fine with him
Ah, this cliché. Hope it's worth it, homie.
Nothing turns me off like sex dialogue that announces ejaculation with the enthusiasm of a man picking up a pizza.
> Nimble yet thin fingers find Viktor's swollen cock
> Ruddy, slick head
So...something as small as 1-2 inches, with a head barely bigger than the end of a crayon, is ruddy and slick enough to be noticed. If it's small enough to be brushed against by your thumb, it's not that impressive. But at least Viktor's a screamer, though, if that 'fucked-out' hoarse voice is anything to go by.
> Swollen and soaked cock
> Tight, quick circles
I know this is been said ad infinitum, but you will not convince me that a roid clit is a penis when you call it a cock one moment, and then talking about 'rubbing the head in quick, tight circles' the next. And 'slim, nimble fingers' was used twice. This is also the first time I've read Jayce using a condom; usually they go all raw, no rubber.
No need for a colon there. What's interesting is that sentences that could use one don't have them, and sentences that do not need it have one. A little inverted grammar, eh?
So, they've been doing it since the afternoon, and there's enough light in their room for a strong beam of light to approach their bed...yet Jayce is wincing at the bright light from his phone. If the curtains are open, and it's afternoon, shouldn't there be enough light in there already?
> narrow waist
Set right above those child-birthing hips.
> Smell of the other man
Hopefully it's not that gross-ass pooner smell. Oh man, get the Febreeze.
Damn, his refractory period must be studied. Can we get a Kinsey method named after this man?
> Rough sound lurches up Jayce's throat
Why'd I think he was about to vomit here? Do you need a bucket?
If you live in an area that has cold winters, you need the heat on in the winter. You cannot operate labs or any equipment if your pipes are frozen - take it from a Leaf. If they didn't THINK to turn on the heat, then their equipment is, quite literally, fucked. You will pay thousands just to unfreeze those pipes - and then thousands more to replace them. I am not joking. It's a dumb thing to mention.
> Authorative
Authoritative is the word.
> Vibrational and recombination spectra
I think this chick just Googled scientific terms, because recombinatorial spectra isn't commonly used, and it's a mesh of genetics and mathematics. Viktor is a physics professor; the author never mentioned he was, say, a physical chemist which WOULD involve those subjects. In any case, the latter is highly tied to DNA; the former does have ties to physics, but again, it's tied to physical chemistry.
Are they going to be more offended at you kissing, or finding out that Viktor is actually a woman? You tell me.
What audible hitch? Did he whine? Sigh? Hiccup? I am very curious as to what 'parting noise' he made. A winky dinky like a Telletubby? I want to know.
Spoilers: Viktor sent him a selfie with the GTA SA dildo attached to his crotch, and this made Jayce go mad because that's going to be the thing shoved up his ass. Must've been quite the expense if you got Mel to go shopping with you.
This is an example of a colon that is NOT needed. You can just get rid of it and the sentence would be fine.
And damn, Jayce sure does blush a lot.
I'm surprised they don't get a noise complaint from that Spotify playlist. How much you wanna bet it's Taylor Swift and Hozier?
> Broad hands find Viktor's waist
Always a means and a method to clock pooner Viktor. Sometimes, they aren't even subtle.
> He struggles to find his own breath in the few seconds Viktor is out of his sight
Damn, you're that needy for a pooner? That pussy power really is something.
Why are you eating a stew with a fork? And didn't you just have a spoon in your hand a moment ago? Guess your brain short-circuited at the sight of that harness.
He swallows twice, his breath gets thinner, and he blushes and turns scarlet (redundant), and nearly breaks the bowl trying to wash it. Nice.
> Viktor tends to smell like him
Hopefully it isn't the weird, flesh-rotting smell most pooners tend to have. Though now they're going to smell like vinegar and stewed meat.
I thought they weren't using the heaters at all? Either they're turning the heat on or they're letting the pipes freeze, pick your battles.
Anyways, Jayce tries to reach his anus so he can play with it, but then remembers that Viktor never told him to, and stops. I'm just wondering if Jayce washed his ass - and obviously, because he barely touched it, he didn't. Scrub that ass, boy!
> Narrow and bare waist
Really not helping with the clocking, are you?
See? Told you it was the purple dildo from GTA SA. It's not the George Floyd Summer Dildo but it'll work.
So, I noticed a few things while reading the rest of this:
- Jayces sobs a lot.
- He whimpers a lot
- Lots of mentions of Viktor's fingers being 'nimble'
And on and on. Also not the queercatfan sentence structure.
> I wondered how you would take my cock
Well, it's still a strap-on, so it isn't really 'your cock'. Sucks that your roid clit can't even compare to a stick of silicone, lmao.
See what I mean? He 'almost sobs' twice. And Viktor uses 'baby' a fucking LOT.
> Too much and not enough
Ah, this cliché again? For a finger? I thought Jayce was experienced at this.
> Viktor's fingers are long and thin things, dexterous and nimble as they are deadly
See what I mean?
My man has an amazing refractory period. Getting him to ejaculate is like hitting the Staples' button: 'Wow! That was easy!' and he's ready for round two.
> Still stiff and ruddy
Amazing, he came once already and he's ready to go again. He should've been on Jackass.
And look at that, more queercatfan sentence structure! So glad her influence is everywhere!
That's the third mention of Viktor's narrow waist, and the third mention of Jayce almost sobbing...did I mention that Jayce also has Rapunzel pubes, too? His is described like a 'thicket'. Battle of the Tarzan jungles, let's go.
> He's going to die here and he doesn't care
Huh, that's the second time he's felt like that. First time was at the beginning.
> So addictive he won't be able to go without it again
> How is he expected to go back to his life after this?
Damn, he loves that anal explosion so much he said it twice. Maybe next time he can get a vibrating one.
Jayce also whimpers twice (again) and mentions that it's an 'unusual sight' for Viktor to be leaning over him. Curious, that. It's almost as if Viktor, the pooner, is expected to take the submissive role...nothing to do with him being female, now is it?
He's whimpered around 5-6 times already (and I used CTRL + F and found that she uses it 13 fucking times). Give it a rest! Then in the next minute he's got 'moans verging on screams'! Is he a puma in heat?
> Fucked out noises he only thought possible in porn
Porn is fake; those noises they make are exaggerated. This is an ironic case of breaking the 4th wall; in an attempt to be better and more ethical than IRL porn, the author decides having Jayce mimic a chimpanzee is better. Hope the neighbours don't decide to call SWAT.
Damn, he almost screams twice, screams again, then Viktor's 4x nimble fingers come to the rescue, and Jayce's knuckles whiten again. Any other literary terms you want to try out, lass? There are plenty to spice things up.
> His body tries to milk it
But he can't, because Viktor can't ejaculate with it. Sorry bud, you're just gonna have to hit the circuit next time.
After whimpering again on Viktor's 5x nimble fingers, he whimpers YET AGAIN because that's the only sound he makes after 'nearly sobbing' and 'nearly screaming'. Need I mention this is the shortest one shot from this author? She's got a popular one that's a double chaptered, 27k word fic. I wonder if she uses the same repetition there.
Hopefully he doesn't whimper again. Can't have him whimper more than the 13 times he has already. That's on top of the sobbing and screaming. Get this man a tissue - he ain't crying because of all the vinegar in the goulash!
This one is about a trans Jayce getting pregnant in Viktor's commune. If it isn't about being submissive in sex, these fics are nearly all about pregnancy and living a 'tradwife' lifestyle.
> Indubitably embedded
If it's embedded it's not dubious; it's a fact.
Interesting he's using an Arcane corrupted hammer and no one has any problem with it...until it gets fixed. Funny how this fic did it but not the show.
> Nothing short of wondrous
You are a woman who is using her female reproductive organs to get pregnant. Nothing 'wondrous' about that when it's something we evolved for.
> Never seen a man conceive
> Some wore faces of disgust and confusion
Yeah, because men don't get pregnant. You don't get to demand that everyone see you as male, and then decide and engage in the most female thing ever: pregnancy. I'm sure you tell yourself every day that when your 'man vagina' got a sperm injection into your 'man cervix' and 'man uterus' it was manly, and that no, being pregnant doesn't make you female and that sex isn't gender and what the fuck ever. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.
Such negativity that they immediately clock a pooner as female because he's pregnant! Shocker. How dare they not know all the intricacies of gender; having a uterus doesn't make you a woman, duh!
> Devoid of currency, because it is a man made concept
> Engages in trade, which is a man made concept
> Has occupations such as farming and textiles, all of which are man made concepts
Wew, lad.
So...is this a fellow pooner or an actual man? Hard to tell. And who the hell is making Jayce a bodyguard when he's...what? Eight months along?
Doctors are a man-made concept, bruh. You should just squat and give birth in the bushes like a true animal.
Oh, we know what sex children are now? Funny. But Jayce has to be treated as a 'pregnant man' because Reasons.
Who is sending a pregnant woman on sentry duty? That's the stupidest thing ever. That shit happened in TLOU II and look what happened.
> They were a spectacle but not made into one
> Describes how they are made into a spectacle
Ho hum.
> Viktor could have become this many years ago
...he was DYING, bud. Plus, it's only been a few months...the fuck you mean 'years'?
Leave it to the druggie to break the 4th wall and remind us of the OG plot. And who is sending a PREGNANT WOMAN to deal with an armed druggie? That's fucking retarded.
> Killing was a last resort unless absolutely necessary
Redundant.
So, a heavily pregnant woman is swinging around this huge-ass Mercury Hammer no problem, hits the ground to throw sand in this guy's eyes when just KICKING the sand would have worked, and drops the fucking hammer to go and grab the knife out of the druggie's hand, leaving an opening for Jayce to get stabbed. Smart writing.
WHY DID YOU FUCKING FIGHT, THEN, IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR KID? Get someone else to do it!
> Says he can't risk the child
> Put Jayce in a situation where the pregnancy was absolutely at risk
Ho hum.
I'm surprised you didn't straight out miscarry with all that hammertime shit. No way you're sending a pregnant woman to play Amazon.
Denise has said that twice.
I'm to assume that Jayce has not had the zippertit surgery and still has his breasts, which will allow him to breastfeed, though I also wonder if he was on T the entire time. Either way, rather convenient he wants to be seen as a man yet kept all of his female sex characteristics.
BTW, 'knocked up' isn't that crude. Pumped and dumped sounds worse.
Are we getting 'theybies'? I'm surprised Viktor can't tell the baby's sex. He can read minds but can't do that?
Also...which father? Is Viktor the father, or is Jayce the father AKA the Seahorse father?
> His body wasn't his own, but in a sick twisted way, he enjoyed this
> Enjoyed what Viktor had made him become
> Providing and nurturing
Is this a pooner fic or a LiveAction ad? Because it sure as hell sounds like something Lila Rose would say in one of her speeches. Leave it to pooners to sound more pro life than pro lifers, lmao.
> His cock ached to be touch
All that and you still want your female genitalia to be seen as male, aka the genitalia you consider the default. Hilarious. You want to be a 'pregnant man' but a clitoris is too much.
> Reminding him of his place, what he had done to his body
See point above.
> Figure of strength and an able body...a perfect mesh of femininity and masculinity
Men don't get pregnant. Pregnancy is THE most female thing one can do, because it's the ONE thing that makes them female: the ability to gestate young. Fuck, it really does sound like a warped LiveAction ad, doesn't it?
How the hell is Viktor the smaller one when Jayce is literally the chubby pooner? Or are we counting pregnancy fat here?
Just remember, these people get angry when you tell them men can't get pregnant and that they are female, while writing their tradwife LiveAction fantasies on Ao3. Pottery.
BTW, this was based on fanart.
> Sure out of it
You mean 'sure of it'?
> If this is how he's going to die, that's fine with him
Ah, this cliché. Hope it's worth it, homie.
Nothing turns me off like sex dialogue that announces ejaculation with the enthusiasm of a man picking up a pizza.
> Nimble yet thin fingers find Viktor's swollen cock
> Ruddy, slick head
So...something as small as 1-2 inches, with a head barely bigger than the end of a crayon, is ruddy and slick enough to be noticed. If it's small enough to be brushed against by your thumb, it's not that impressive. But at least Viktor's a screamer, though, if that 'fucked-out' hoarse voice is anything to go by.
> Swollen and soaked cock
> Tight, quick circles
I know this is been said ad infinitum, but you will not convince me that a roid clit is a penis when you call it a cock one moment, and then talking about 'rubbing the head in quick, tight circles' the next. And 'slim, nimble fingers' was used twice. This is also the first time I've read Jayce using a condom; usually they go all raw, no rubber.
No need for a colon there. What's interesting is that sentences that could use one don't have them, and sentences that do not need it have one. A little inverted grammar, eh?
So, they've been doing it since the afternoon, and there's enough light in their room for a strong beam of light to approach their bed...yet Jayce is wincing at the bright light from his phone. If the curtains are open, and it's afternoon, shouldn't there be enough light in there already?
> narrow waist
Set right above those child-birthing hips.
> Smell of the other man
Hopefully it's not that gross-ass pooner smell. Oh man, get the Febreeze.
Damn, his refractory period must be studied. Can we get a Kinsey method named after this man?
> Rough sound lurches up Jayce's throat
Why'd I think he was about to vomit here? Do you need a bucket?
If you live in an area that has cold winters, you need the heat on in the winter. You cannot operate labs or any equipment if your pipes are frozen - take it from a Leaf. If they didn't THINK to turn on the heat, then their equipment is, quite literally, fucked. You will pay thousands just to unfreeze those pipes - and then thousands more to replace them. I am not joking. It's a dumb thing to mention.
> Authorative
Authoritative is the word.
> Vibrational and recombination spectra
I think this chick just Googled scientific terms, because recombinatorial spectra isn't commonly used, and it's a mesh of genetics and mathematics. Viktor is a physics professor; the author never mentioned he was, say, a physical chemist which WOULD involve those subjects. In any case, the latter is highly tied to DNA; the former does have ties to physics, but again, it's tied to physical chemistry.
Are they going to be more offended at you kissing, or finding out that Viktor is actually a woman? You tell me.
What audible hitch? Did he whine? Sigh? Hiccup? I am very curious as to what 'parting noise' he made. A winky dinky like a Telletubby? I want to know.
Spoilers: Viktor sent him a selfie with the GTA SA dildo attached to his crotch, and this made Jayce go mad because that's going to be the thing shoved up his ass. Must've been quite the expense if you got Mel to go shopping with you.
This is an example of a colon that is NOT needed. You can just get rid of it and the sentence would be fine.
And damn, Jayce sure does blush a lot.
I'm surprised they don't get a noise complaint from that Spotify playlist. How much you wanna bet it's Taylor Swift and Hozier?
> Broad hands find Viktor's waist
Always a means and a method to clock pooner Viktor. Sometimes, they aren't even subtle.
> He struggles to find his own breath in the few seconds Viktor is out of his sight
Damn, you're that needy for a pooner? That pussy power really is something.
Why are you eating a stew with a fork? And didn't you just have a spoon in your hand a moment ago? Guess your brain short-circuited at the sight of that harness.
He swallows twice, his breath gets thinner, and he blushes and turns scarlet (redundant), and nearly breaks the bowl trying to wash it. Nice.
> Viktor tends to smell like him
Hopefully it isn't the weird, flesh-rotting smell most pooners tend to have. Though now they're going to smell like vinegar and stewed meat.
I thought they weren't using the heaters at all? Either they're turning the heat on or they're letting the pipes freeze, pick your battles.
Anyways, Jayce tries to reach his anus so he can play with it, but then remembers that Viktor never told him to, and stops. I'm just wondering if Jayce washed his ass - and obviously, because he barely touched it, he didn't. Scrub that ass, boy!
> Narrow and bare waist
Really not helping with the clocking, are you?
See? Told you it was the purple dildo from GTA SA. It's not the George Floyd Summer Dildo but it'll work.
So, I noticed a few things while reading the rest of this:
- Jayces sobs a lot.
- He whimpers a lot
- Lots of mentions of Viktor's fingers being 'nimble'
And on and on. Also not the queercatfan sentence structure.
> I wondered how you would take my cock
Well, it's still a strap-on, so it isn't really 'your cock'. Sucks that your roid clit can't even compare to a stick of silicone, lmao.
See what I mean? He 'almost sobs' twice. And Viktor uses 'baby' a fucking LOT.
> Too much and not enough
Ah, this cliché again? For a finger? I thought Jayce was experienced at this.
> Viktor's fingers are long and thin things, dexterous and nimble as they are deadly
See what I mean?
My man has an amazing refractory period. Getting him to ejaculate is like hitting the Staples' button: 'Wow! That was easy!' and he's ready for round two.
> Still stiff and ruddy
Amazing, he came once already and he's ready to go again. He should've been on Jackass.
And look at that, more queercatfan sentence structure! So glad her influence is everywhere!
That's the third mention of Viktor's narrow waist, and the third mention of Jayce almost sobbing...did I mention that Jayce also has Rapunzel pubes, too? His is described like a 'thicket'. Battle of the Tarzan jungles, let's go.
> He's going to die here and he doesn't care
Huh, that's the second time he's felt like that. First time was at the beginning.
> So addictive he won't be able to go without it again
> How is he expected to go back to his life after this?
Damn, he loves that anal explosion so much he said it twice. Maybe next time he can get a vibrating one.
Jayce also whimpers twice (again) and mentions that it's an 'unusual sight' for Viktor to be leaning over him. Curious, that. It's almost as if Viktor, the pooner, is expected to take the submissive role...nothing to do with him being female, now is it?
He's whimpered around 5-6 times already (and I used CTRL + F and found that she uses it 13 fucking times). Give it a rest! Then in the next minute he's got 'moans verging on screams'! Is he a puma in heat?
> Fucked out noises he only thought possible in porn
Porn is fake; those noises they make are exaggerated. This is an ironic case of breaking the 4th wall; in an attempt to be better and more ethical than IRL porn, the author decides having Jayce mimic a chimpanzee is better. Hope the neighbours don't decide to call SWAT.
Damn, he almost screams twice, screams again, then Viktor's 4x nimble fingers come to the rescue, and Jayce's knuckles whiten again. Any other literary terms you want to try out, lass? There are plenty to spice things up.
> His body tries to milk it
But he can't, because Viktor can't ejaculate with it. Sorry bud, you're just gonna have to hit the circuit next time.
After whimpering again on Viktor's 5x nimble fingers, he whimpers YET AGAIN because that's the only sound he makes after 'nearly sobbing' and 'nearly screaming'. Need I mention this is the shortest one shot from this author? She's got a popular one that's a double chaptered, 27k word fic. I wonder if she uses the same repetition there.
Hopefully he doesn't whimper again. Can't have him whimper more than the 13 times he has already. That's on top of the sobbing and screaming. Get this man a tissue - he ain't crying because of all the vinegar in the goulash!
This one is about a trans Jayce getting pregnant in Viktor's commune. If it isn't about being submissive in sex, these fics are nearly all about pregnancy and living a 'tradwife' lifestyle.
> Indubitably embedded
If it's embedded it's not dubious; it's a fact.
Interesting he's using an Arcane corrupted hammer and no one has any problem with it...until it gets fixed. Funny how this fic did it but not the show.
> Nothing short of wondrous
You are a woman who is using her female reproductive organs to get pregnant. Nothing 'wondrous' about that when it's something we evolved for.
> Never seen a man conceive
> Some wore faces of disgust and confusion
Yeah, because men don't get pregnant. You don't get to demand that everyone see you as male, and then decide and engage in the most female thing ever: pregnancy. I'm sure you tell yourself every day that when your 'man vagina' got a sperm injection into your 'man cervix' and 'man uterus' it was manly, and that no, being pregnant doesn't make you female and that sex isn't gender and what the fuck ever. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.
Such negativity that they immediately clock a pooner as female because he's pregnant! Shocker. How dare they not know all the intricacies of gender; having a uterus doesn't make you a woman, duh!
> Devoid of currency, because it is a man made concept
> Engages in trade, which is a man made concept
> Has occupations such as farming and textiles, all of which are man made concepts
Wew, lad.
So...is this a fellow pooner or an actual man? Hard to tell. And who the hell is making Jayce a bodyguard when he's...what? Eight months along?
Doctors are a man-made concept, bruh. You should just squat and give birth in the bushes like a true animal.
Oh, we know what sex children are now? Funny. But Jayce has to be treated as a 'pregnant man' because Reasons.
Who is sending a pregnant woman on sentry duty? That's the stupidest thing ever. That shit happened in TLOU II and look what happened.
> They were a spectacle but not made into one
> Describes how they are made into a spectacle
Ho hum.
> Viktor could have become this many years ago
...he was DYING, bud. Plus, it's only been a few months...the fuck you mean 'years'?
Leave it to the druggie to break the 4th wall and remind us of the OG plot. And who is sending a PREGNANT WOMAN to deal with an armed druggie? That's fucking retarded.
> Killing was a last resort unless absolutely necessary
Redundant.
So, a heavily pregnant woman is swinging around this huge-ass Mercury Hammer no problem, hits the ground to throw sand in this guy's eyes when just KICKING the sand would have worked, and drops the fucking hammer to go and grab the knife out of the druggie's hand, leaving an opening for Jayce to get stabbed. Smart writing.
WHY DID YOU FUCKING FIGHT, THEN, IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR KID? Get someone else to do it!
> Says he can't risk the child
> Put Jayce in a situation where the pregnancy was absolutely at risk
Ho hum.
I'm surprised you didn't straight out miscarry with all that hammertime shit. No way you're sending a pregnant woman to play Amazon.
Denise has said that twice.
I'm to assume that Jayce has not had the zippertit surgery and still has his breasts, which will allow him to breastfeed, though I also wonder if he was on T the entire time. Either way, rather convenient he wants to be seen as a man yet kept all of his female sex characteristics.
BTW, 'knocked up' isn't that crude. Pumped and dumped sounds worse.
Are we getting 'theybies'? I'm surprised Viktor can't tell the baby's sex. He can read minds but can't do that?
Also...which father? Is Viktor the father, or is Jayce the father AKA the Seahorse father?
> His body wasn't his own, but in a sick twisted way, he enjoyed this
> Enjoyed what Viktor had made him become
> Providing and nurturing
Is this a pooner fic or a LiveAction ad? Because it sure as hell sounds like something Lila Rose would say in one of her speeches. Leave it to pooners to sound more pro life than pro lifers, lmao.
> His cock ached to be touch
All that and you still want your female genitalia to be seen as male, aka the genitalia you consider the default. Hilarious. You want to be a 'pregnant man' but a clitoris is too much.
> Reminding him of his place, what he had done to his body
See point above.
> Figure of strength and an able body...a perfect mesh of femininity and masculinity
Men don't get pregnant. Pregnancy is THE most female thing one can do, because it's the ONE thing that makes them female: the ability to gestate young. Fuck, it really does sound like a warped LiveAction ad, doesn't it?
How the hell is Viktor the smaller one when Jayce is literally the chubby pooner? Or are we counting pregnancy fat here?
Just remember, these people get angry when you tell them men can't get pregnant and that they are female, while writing their tradwife LiveAction fantasies on Ao3. Pottery.
BTW, this was based on fanart.
That actually sounds fun and hilarious. Love crossovers like that.
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You know, I actually joined so that I could contribute to this very thread, so without further ado I hope you guys enjoy this one fanfic I found that is reminiscent of very many other Fanfiction Horrors... (that is to say, the author has fallen for woke bullshit hook, line, and sinker).
For those that don't know, The Locked Tomb series (first book titled Gideon the Ninth) is a sci-fi/fantasy series written by author Tamsyn Muir. The main characters (Gideon and Harrow) are lesbians, and they are shipped together both in the books and by the fandom. And there are no trans characters, to my knowledge, anywhere in these books. Neither is there polyamory. Or pet play. Or BDSM.
But don't worry! This Gideon the Ninth fanfic features all of those wonderful things and more!
So, here we open with Gideon in a literal cage... You know, the plot of the first book had Gideon acting as a sort of servant to Harrow, and that was portrayed as a bad thing. Seems weird to then turn around and make her worse than a servant, into a literal fucking pet.
(She's scrolling Lex, too, which is a Lesbian/Queer dating app that is chock full of troons, theyfabs, and poly bitches cheating on their wives.)
You'll notice, also, they can't seem to punctuate dialogue correctly. Motherfucker, you read the entire first book, at the very least, and you didn't pick up from any of that you need a comma before "said"? How?
What is these people's obsession with polyamory? It sounds like entirely too much drama to ever be worth it (but, I suppose if you're trying to create a "Gay Soap Opera," as was listed in the summary, you'd want all the drama you could get...)
Oh, and not only does Gideon get put in a cage, she gets "disciplined" with a newspaper. I should just be glad she's not wearing a pup hood, I guess...
I love woke bullshit in my fanfic. Yes, please, don't entertain me or say anything interesting or have an engaging plot or characters. Lecture me about woke bullshit instead.
Oh, yay, we get a tranny character. (This character is a cis woman in the books, so I guess I'll just be using he/she for the pronouns. It pains me to misgender the real Ianthe.)
I hope the author is a tranny himself, otherwise I can see some of this being verboten... "slinking into her femininity like a feral dog," "almost as pretty as her sister". (Why, yes, troons are feral dogs, I appreciate the metaphor.)
> 22 year old [sic] twinkette
Bitch, what the hell is a twinkette? A twink is a part of gay male culture. Ianthe is supposed to be a lesbian. What the hell would a lesbian twink even look like? Or is this just another way of saying Ianthe looked like a flaming gay man??
> little league star in gender, hitting tiny home runs of femininity to fawning parents all through their childhood. She made it look easy. Ianthe had to work for it.
Interesting look into troon psychology -- the resentment of natal women, the view that "femininity" is something that all women are just naturally gifted at, the idea that a trans women can even attempt to try on femininity and that will make "her" a woman...
> She was trying to drink less, too. It was going okay.
An alcoholic troon. And here I thought stereotypes were considered bad writing...
> two moray eels wrestling, great jaws locked together, labeled "us"
I'm sorry, what? What woman would ever consider that flirting?? That's just weird. Is Ianthe trying to suggest he/she wants to beat Harrow up? I would legit consider this stupid meme a threat. You suck at flirting, Ianthe-troon.
> And yet it was healing to finally be the one out front.
More resentment over his sister, who is the actual real women and will always be more of a woman than he is.
> The observant, cynical side on which she usually relied told her that this was degrading, that the cis propensity to ooh and aww over transition timelines subtly reinforced their power to judge her.
Right, even more evidence that nothing is ever good enough for them and you can never please a troon. Compliment their transition -- YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME, BIGOT. You can't win with these people.
> Her Cavalier
What? I'm so confused by this. This is a modern AU. How the hell can she still have a cavalier when that is unique to the sci-fi/fantasy setting of the books? Oh, and cavalier is capitalized (it isn't in the books) while Lacroix, a proper noun, is not. Make it make sense.
> When they had fully opened their relationship
More polyamorous bullshit. Also, oh my god, this is absolutely insane to suggest that the Abigail and Magnus from the books would ever engage in polyamory. They were madly in love and would never disrespect each other like that. And with notorious fuckboi Gideon, of all people, tell me you don't understand the characters without telling me you don't understand the characters...
(Oh, and they reduced Abigail to a ... MILF. My god. This has got to be a misogynistic troon.)
> Mentally I am 200 dead babies in a trench coat
This is such a disturbing image. Why would you say this.
> a violation of my boundaries which you are never ever to repeat
Dude, she didn't use your toothbrush, she threw a surprise party for you. You should be flattered, not trying to use this dumb therapy speak to guilt trip her.
> her receding back into her skeleton
I can kind of get the meaning of this phrase, but the image really makes no fucking sense. This is why we have betas!
How did a talk about a surprise party end up with Harrow being an absolute bitch?? Granted, she is a bitch in the books but I thought the author was trying to portray a healthier relationship between the two? Oh, well, if Gideon complains Harrow can just lock her in the cage again.
And that's chapter 3. Huh. Three chapters in and literally nothing interesting has happened. If you're going to make a modern AU, at least have a semblance of a plot and not just some manufactured, immature drama. These people are supposed to be thirty, too, and they act like teenagers. It's so bizarre.
Ninety chapters of this, only 90k words... meaning on average it's 1k words per chapter... Who the hell is reading ninety of these short shitty chapters? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE NINETY SHORT SHITTY CHAPTERS?
Hope people enjoyed, and feel free to give me pointers/tips and let me know if I did anything wrong, it's my first time posting in this thread (and only fourth post on KF) so I could have easily made some mistakes.
For those that don't know, The Locked Tomb series (first book titled Gideon the Ninth) is a sci-fi/fantasy series written by author Tamsyn Muir. The main characters (Gideon and Harrow) are lesbians, and they are shipped together both in the books and by the fandom. And there are no trans characters, to my knowledge, anywhere in these books. Neither is there polyamory. Or pet play. Or BDSM.
But don't worry! This Gideon the Ninth fanfic features all of those wonderful things and more!
So, here we open with Gideon in a literal cage... You know, the plot of the first book had Gideon acting as a sort of servant to Harrow, and that was portrayed as a bad thing. Seems weird to then turn around and make her worse than a servant, into a literal fucking pet.
(She's scrolling Lex, too, which is a Lesbian/Queer dating app that is chock full of troons, theyfabs, and poly bitches cheating on their wives.)
You'll notice, also, they can't seem to punctuate dialogue correctly. Motherfucker, you read the entire first book, at the very least, and you didn't pick up from any of that you need a comma before "said"? How?
What is these people's obsession with polyamory? It sounds like entirely too much drama to ever be worth it (but, I suppose if you're trying to create a "Gay Soap Opera," as was listed in the summary, you'd want all the drama you could get...)
Oh, and not only does Gideon get put in a cage, she gets "disciplined" with a newspaper. I should just be glad she's not wearing a pup hood, I guess...
I love woke bullshit in my fanfic. Yes, please, don't entertain me or say anything interesting or have an engaging plot or characters. Lecture me about woke bullshit instead.
Oh, yay, we get a tranny character. (This character is a cis woman in the books, so I guess I'll just be using he/she for the pronouns. It pains me to misgender the real Ianthe.)
I hope the author is a tranny himself, otherwise I can see some of this being verboten... "slinking into her femininity like a feral dog," "almost as pretty as her sister". (Why, yes, troons are feral dogs, I appreciate the metaphor.)
> 22 year old [sic] twinkette
Bitch, what the hell is a twinkette? A twink is a part of gay male culture. Ianthe is supposed to be a lesbian. What the hell would a lesbian twink even look like? Or is this just another way of saying Ianthe looked like a flaming gay man??
> little league star in gender, hitting tiny home runs of femininity to fawning parents all through their childhood. She made it look easy. Ianthe had to work for it.
Interesting look into troon psychology -- the resentment of natal women, the view that "femininity" is something that all women are just naturally gifted at, the idea that a trans women can even attempt to try on femininity and that will make "her" a woman...
> She was trying to drink less, too. It was going okay.
An alcoholic troon. And here I thought stereotypes were considered bad writing...
> two moray eels wrestling, great jaws locked together, labeled "us"
I'm sorry, what? What woman would ever consider that flirting?? That's just weird. Is Ianthe trying to suggest he/she wants to beat Harrow up? I would legit consider this stupid meme a threat. You suck at flirting, Ianthe-troon.
> And yet it was healing to finally be the one out front.
More resentment over his sister, who is the actual real women and will always be more of a woman than he is.
> The observant, cynical side on which she usually relied told her that this was degrading, that the cis propensity to ooh and aww over transition timelines subtly reinforced their power to judge her.
Right, even more evidence that nothing is ever good enough for them and you can never please a troon. Compliment their transition -- YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME, BIGOT. You can't win with these people.
> Her Cavalier
What? I'm so confused by this. This is a modern AU. How the hell can she still have a cavalier when that is unique to the sci-fi/fantasy setting of the books? Oh, and cavalier is capitalized (it isn't in the books) while Lacroix, a proper noun, is not. Make it make sense.
> When they had fully opened their relationship
More polyamorous bullshit. Also, oh my god, this is absolutely insane to suggest that the Abigail and Magnus from the books would ever engage in polyamory. They were madly in love and would never disrespect each other like that. And with notorious fuckboi Gideon, of all people, tell me you don't understand the characters without telling me you don't understand the characters...
(Oh, and they reduced Abigail to a ... MILF. My god. This has got to be a misogynistic troon.)
> Mentally I am 200 dead babies in a trench coat
This is such a disturbing image. Why would you say this.
> a violation of my boundaries which you are never ever to repeat
Dude, she didn't use your toothbrush, she threw a surprise party for you. You should be flattered, not trying to use this dumb therapy speak to guilt trip her.
> her receding back into her skeleton
I can kind of get the meaning of this phrase, but the image really makes no fucking sense. This is why we have betas!
How did a talk about a surprise party end up with Harrow being an absolute bitch?? Granted, she is a bitch in the books but I thought the author was trying to portray a healthier relationship between the two? Oh, well, if Gideon complains Harrow can just lock her in the cage again.
And that's chapter 3. Huh. Three chapters in and literally nothing interesting has happened. If you're going to make a modern AU, at least have a semblance of a plot and not just some manufactured, immature drama. These people are supposed to be thirty, too, and they act like teenagers. It's so bizarre.
Ninety chapters of this, only 90k words... meaning on average it's 1k words per chapter... Who the hell is reading ninety of these short shitty chapters? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE NINETY SHORT SHITTY CHAPTERS?
Hope people enjoyed, and feel free to give me pointers/tips and let me know if I did anything wrong, it's my first time posting in this thread (and only fourth post on KF) so I could have easily made some mistakes.
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Whenever I publish something on AO3 I feel like the most vanilla person to walk this earth; even if it's a 15k words pure pwp one-shot.
People over there are absolutely insane.
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I finally have something to contribute! Sort of, anyway. I actually mostly like the author so I don't want to link to the fanfiction directly, but the relevant stages of my Reader Journey are listed below:
Stage 1) Ok, so this fic has a POV character who is a female OC and clearly seems to be an author insert, but... I usually like this author, and it's a gen fic so at least no one's going to rape anybody. I'll give it a try! : )
Stage 2) Wait, who is "they" in this third-person POV scene? Has someone else joined the main character and I didn't notice? Who is doing what here? This doesn't make sense.
Stage 3) Okay now it's gone back to "she." What the hell?
Stage 4) All right, I get it, maybe the author decided to make her character a genderspecial halfway through, but then forgot to go back and edit parts of it.
Stage 5) Oh fuck no it's even worse than that
The bitch literally wrote her POV character with they/she pronouns in the third person. As in, changing back and forth randomly between "they" and "she." Making the fic almost impossible to read or understand, all in the service of her stupid OC who doesn't even exist, so who the hell are these confusing pronouns even supposed to be giving euphoria to?
Like I said, I actually liked this author, but I think this has singlehandedly put me off her. How fucking arrogant do you have to be to force readers to slog through paragraphs of changing pronouns for the same character, all in the service of your weird gender bullshit?
Stage 1) Ok, so this fic has a POV character who is a female OC and clearly seems to be an author insert, but... I usually like this author, and it's a gen fic so at least no one's going to rape anybody. I'll give it a try! : )
Stage 2) Wait, who is "they" in this third-person POV scene? Has someone else joined the main character and I didn't notice? Who is doing what here? This doesn't make sense.
Stage 3) Okay now it's gone back to "she." What the hell?
Stage 4) All right, I get it, maybe the author decided to make her character a genderspecial halfway through, but then forgot to go back and edit parts of it.
Stage 5) Oh fuck no it's even worse than that
The bitch literally wrote her POV character with they/she pronouns in the third person. As in, changing back and forth randomly between "they" and "she." Making the fic almost impossible to read or understand, all in the service of her stupid OC who doesn't even exist, so who the hell are these confusing pronouns even supposed to be giving euphoria to?
Like I said, I actually liked this author, but I think this has singlehandedly put me off her. How fucking arrogant do you have to be to force readers to slog through paragraphs of changing pronouns for the same character, all in the service of your weird gender bullshit?
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Oh god, nothing makes me click off a fic faster than "nonstandard" pronouns, unless the character is very specifically some kind of genderless robot or alien from a species that only has one sex/has more than two naturally occurring sexes - and even then, it's much clearer if the author either assigns them "he"/"she" or uses "it". Consistent singular "they" is just too confusing in prose, because the only way to distinguish singular vs plural "they" is from context... which gets lost in prose!
I can't even imagine switching between pronouns. How on earth does that author expect the reader to realize that each "she" and "they" refer to the same character?! You know, I always though that when someone demands two different sets of pronouns it was meant in an either/or sort of way. Like a she/they having the minimal common sense to realize that not everyone isgreat at English and can use singular "they" fluently, so you're 'allowed' to refer to them as a "she" instead. I never realized that there was anyone out there who meant two pronoun sets = switch randomly between them over the course of one narrative/conversation/whatever.
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I sympathize with your bafflement and outrage so much lmao. It makes a fic impossible to read and thoroughly annoying. I see it way too often in the "Marauders" subsection of the Harry Potter fandom, where they love giving Sirius Black "they/she" pronouns (these are the tagged ones. You can find others with "he/they", untagged or under the "Genderfluid Sirius Black" tag).
Here's an example where the pronouns change in the same sentence:
This is just not how language works. I have no idea how anyone manages to read through a whole fic like this.Insane Person said:
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There weren't any tags for it either! I would never have even started reading if it had a tag mentioning weird pronouns or gender shit.
This author isn't an AO3 noob, so I have a feeling the lack of tagging was deliberate. "Oh, you mean you think the pronouns I used were "nonstandard"? Wow. Genderfluidity is just so natural for me I just didn't even consider that some people could have a problem with it."
I know there are definitely people who literally demand both sets be used IRL, and you're supposed to switch between them constantly: "I saw my trans genderspecial friend the other day, and I said hi to her and they said hi to me." Fucking butchery of the language.
Then again I think I only know that because I have seen people here making fun of it, so they're relatively rare. And most of them are female so they're probably very meek about it in real life and just go complain about it online later, like most female gender types.
The only way I could get through that hellish war crime of a paragraph was by imagining Sirius literally growing an extra head out of his shoulder every time the pronouns switched to "they," and everyone around him shuddering at the sight of the eldritch horror.
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That is something he would do. Tonks was a bit of a troll being a metaporphmagus, but imagine the level Sirius would take it to.
Writing and reading are such pleasures, why do people feel the need to torture the language so?
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I just can't get over what a basic lack of understanding of the role of pronouns this is. Like, pronouns exist to replace a noun. Without pronouns, you'd have to just say the character's name over and over. Slash/femslash writers already struggle with pronouns because of how often they write scenes with only characters of the same sex and therefore have to go "he" "he" "his" "him" "he"/"she" "she" "her" "her" "she" over and over. You have to randomly bring up names (or epithets if that gets too repetitive, tho most people can't use them well) to distinguish who is doing what constantly. The reason why mixed-sex scenes don't have this problem is because it's understood that a different pronoun = a different character. You can write a scene between a man and a woman without ever mentioning EITHER of their names or descriptions because the reader understands intuitively that "she" and "he" refer to different characters.
Switching pronouns for a character without giving a clear narrative reason for it (e.g. it's an androgynous character and the narrator has just discovered their sex, or it's some kind of wacky gender-bending plot where the character magically changes sexes halfway through a scene) is downright INSANE.
Do they not go back and reread their fics before they post them? I simply do not believe that they themselves wouldn't get confused reading that shit!
Switching pronouns for a character without giving a clear narrative reason for it (e.g. it's an androgynous character and the narrator has just discovered their sex, or it's some kind of wacky gender-bending plot where the character magically changes sexes halfway through a scene) is downright INSANE.
Do they not go back and reread their fics before they post them? I simply do not believe that they themselves wouldn't get confused reading that shit!
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I doubt they do much editing, as that implies a level of forethought and appreciation for writing, themselves, or their audiance. They just spew out stuff without much thought, and never look back. Just skimming the excepts @Chandelier has given us shows that much.
too bizarre
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Can I just point out that the second fic you linked, starting from chapter 2 onwards, has a horrible case of way too much space between the paragraphs?? It's genuinely unreadable to me on a desktop, much less on a phone screen. The first chapter was fine, what the hell did they do to all the rest of the chapters? Are they too lazy to use AO3Yeet? They must have lost readers just due to that, because I would have clicked out in a heartbeat if I had come across it in the wild.
Not to sperg too hard on something that's only tangentially related to the discussion, but the Marauders sub-fandom is one of the weirdest things I've come across in fandom culture. I get that the HP fandom is so large that it would inevitably break apart into smaller groups, but, like... this is the weirdest of any of those groups to me.
They seem hell-bent on "sticking it to JKR" in a way that no other sub-fandom (Dramione, Drarry, Severitus) seems to want to do. With all those other sub-fandoms you can still frequently find fics that seem to have a respect for the source material, but every Marauders fic I've come across seems to actively hate the books. I'm talking snide digs at canon, seething screeds against JKR in the author's notes, doing stupid shit like transfemming Sirius... (Sirius. Of all people.) These people have basically come up with their own canon, creating their own (remarkably consistent) versions of bit characters like Regulus, coming up with odd fanon that appears in nearly every Marauders fic (Remus being addicted to chocolate??). And the obsession with singular fanfics like All the Young Dudes (particularly on TikTok) rivals the fandoms of many other popular established media. (704 million views on the #atyd hashtag alone...)
It's just bizarre to me that a fandom that is so disconnected from canon can become so popular. It's basically its own thing at this point. (I suppose that's the point, though. This is the place where people who HATE JKR and want to "queer" her books go to do so.)
They seem hell-bent on "sticking it to JKR" in a way that no other sub-fandom (Dramione, Drarry, Severitus) seems to want to do. With all those other sub-fandoms you can still frequently find fics that seem to have a respect for the source material, but every Marauders fic I've come across seems to actively hate the books. I'm talking snide digs at canon, seething screeds against JKR in the author's notes, doing stupid shit like transfemming Sirius... (Sirius. Of all people.) These people have basically come up with their own canon, creating their own (remarkably consistent) versions of bit characters like Regulus, coming up with odd fanon that appears in nearly every Marauders fic (Remus being addicted to chocolate??). And the obsession with singular fanfics like All the Young Dudes (particularly on TikTok) rivals the fandoms of many other popular established media. (704 million views on the #atyd hashtag alone...)
It's just bizarre to me that a fandom that is so disconnected from canon can become so popular. It's basically its own thing at this point. (I suppose that's the point, though. This is the place where people who HATE JKR and want to "queer" her books go to do so.)
To make it so that I add to the discussion in some way... the whole switching pronouns thing is genuinely bizarre. Either this person is so deep into the kool-aid that for them the they/she hot potato reads naturally... or they know it's confusing and unreadable, but they care more about virtue-signaling than about actually writing something good. And who knows... perhaps their readers also care more about virtue signaling than about reading something good. The ally euphoria ("Oh, I'm such a good ally for reading unreadable trash that queers the gender binary!") makes up for the cringe for these queerdos...