Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Dude, just walk away while you still can. I'll give you a quick breakdown so you don't have to have the video permanently seared into your mind from watching it:

• Amber's in a gray sweater, filming from the chest up, talking (no sound) while holding a Crumbl Cookie box. It's obviously the start of an "eat with me" video.
• Jumpcut! the light is suddenly overly bright/over exposed, and Amber is now only wearing her bra.
• Amber bites her lip and holds a constipated expression on her face as she fingers the icing, licking it off her fingers and smearing it into her cleavage.
• Jumpcut! The cookie and box are no where to be seen. Amber's shirtless and holding her too-tiny-tatas, waggling them with her Mickey Mouse Mitts and holding an even more constipated expression on her face. Her scraggly hair and the visual artifacting from the low resolution keeps you from seeing anything.
• Jumpcut! The lighting is back to normal, Amber's back in her sweater, and the box is still closed. She opens the box and takes a couple of normal (normal for Amber) bites. IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!
• FIN

Seriously, it isn't a big deal at all, and you haven't missed anything.

Looked like lost evidence of an unsolved murder tbh

 

[Even more 8008135]

Poison control all over the midwest is going to be so busy.

Ha! Thought the same thing when I saw this crap at a Target one day.

 

[Major Pain]

Goyslop. Now available in Goywash.

 

[a hapless toad]

I’m curious about her recent claims of being the most sex-having, lesbian sex-kitten, sex-haver while having those atrocious things. Could’ve sworn when she was with Jade that she said she doesn’t wear nails because they “make it hard to do things” (geddit? Because she’s a lezzzbeein?)

She's a pillow princess.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

She's a pillow princess.

I don’t know what that means and I’m afraid to ask

 

[Single_Sock]

At the risk of the Islamic ratings I will say that I think that the only sexual pleasure amber gets anymore is from food.

.....and smashing lesser fat lesbos under her gunt.

It might be an unpopular opinion but I think Amber is a feeder and feedee. She just loves it all. Talking about food with partners, wathing them eat.
Making it sexual is just a plus for her.

Even Rafe said it's all she talked about

 

[a hapless toad]

I don’t know what that means and I’m afraid to ask

She's all take and no give, so it doesn't matter how long her nails are.

 

[Cataloons]

Salty Crab is another reactor who goes out of her way to call Becky “BECK” and “They/Them.” She deletes comments correcting her too.

I'm pretty sure that in the video where the whole pronoun thing came up Becky said that people could use whatever pronouns they wanted for her, not that she demanded that people use they/them.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

At the risk of the Islamic ratings I will say that I think that the only sexual pleasure amber gets anymore is from food.

.....and smashing lesser fat lesbos under her gunt.

It might be an unpopular opinion but I think Amber is a feeder and feedee. She just loves it all. Talking about food with partners, wathing them eat.
Making it sexual is just a plus for her.

Even Rafe said it's all she talked about

I mean she’s at the point where that’s about the only pleasurable thing she can do

 

[Woolooo]

@jhui, created an account specifically to post this and to agree with you (LTU muh dude). The text in that tweet was 100% Google translated, no lithuanian would word it like that. Tinfoil that this was fabricated by the fat sow, layyyyg-er-lyyyn confirmed, at least to me.

Alexis seems too much of a tard to pick lithuanian to go for it, however, Emily Franz, the feeder of Okosh seems to be butch enough to know about basketball and pick lithuanian language to "seem untraceable"enuff.

Apologies for formatting, Drunk and on mobile.

 

[Insulin reid]

She's all take and no give, so it doesn't matter how long her nails are.

Im pretty sure shes said shes a pillow princess before or eluded to it i think, before she knew what it meant, then after she found out, she said she did shit because the consensus was she doesnt to ANYTHING EVER so she changed it to being super mega ultra completely a giver cause shes so giving and selfless and wonderful and in tune with her partners.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

You guise, I think Rarity leaked the crumble cookie video.

 

[Anal Del Rey]

PELASE GOD LET ME PUNCH HER ONLY ONCE I BEG
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DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

At the risk of the Islamic ratings I will say that I think that the only sexual pleasure amber gets anymore is from food.

.....and smashing lesser fat lesbos under her gunt.

It might be an unpopular opinion but I think Amber is a feeder and feedee. She just loves it all. Talking about food with partners, wathing them eat.
Making it sexual is just a plus for her.

Even Rafe said it's all she talked about

Anymore? This is a woman who has lived with multiple girlfriends, for multiple years and never had sex with them. Anyone, that had any interest in sex, wouldn't live that way.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

@jhui, created an account specifically to post this and to agree with you (LTU muh dude). The text in that tweet was 100% Google translated, no lithuanian would word it like that. Tinfoil that this was fabricated by the fat sow, layyyyg-er-lyyyn confirmed, at least to me.

Alexis seems too much of a tard to pick lithuanian to go for it, however, Emily Franz, the feeder of Okosh seems to be butch enough to know about basketball and pick lithuanian language to "seem untraceable"enuff.

Apologies for formatting, Drunk and on mobile.

If that's true, it's gotta be Tommy, Emily, whatever or anyone but Amber. No way she'd be smart enough to put a plan like that together

 

[powdered toast]

If that's true, it's gotta be Tommy, Emily, whatever or anyone but Amber. No way she'd be smart enough to put a plan like that together

Amber is terminally online and spends most her time looking for herself and making alts to talk about herself and argue about herself to stir up drama. Typing something into google translate and translating it back again to sound foreign does not require intelligence. This is one of Amber's hobbies and hardly a "plan", but I'm sure to Amber it is 140 IQ stuff so she gets to go online and fail to hide her duper's delight as she smugly tells us it totally wasn't her.

 

[+who.cares+]

https://youtu.be/sLcW-Cu3vTE?si=8tPu8gDV0t9Q7ele

 

[Janai]

Thank god for an edit because I was not about to look for the context of the comments of the livestream amberlynn was in. Idk the womans name maybe Elizabeth, but I'm glad she called amberlynn out on her bullshit, she was still kinder than what I think amber deserves, but she didnt blindly agree or give amber benefit of the doubt. I feel like a lot of channels(cough cough ZM) get nicer when they are in contact and know amber watches their content. Right now Jordy is giving a lot of attention to lex because she constantly watches his streams and it is so fucking annoying because she is a lolcow

 

[FatalTater]

It's been less than a year with this bullshit level cast of new orbiters.
Started around July 2024, yeah?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/page-3697

Can't she just die already? Jeez.

 

[dfranki723]

Amber is terminally online and spends most her time looking for herself and making alts to talk about herself and argue about herself to stir up drama. Typing something into google translate and translating it back again to sound foreign does not require intelligence. This is one of Amber's hobbies and hardly a "plan", but I'm sure to Amber it is 140 IQ stuff so she gets to go online and fail to hide her duper's delight as she smugly tells us it totally wasn't her.

Everyone always assumes she is incapable of the bare minimum bullshit because she's stupid but none of these requires intelligence. She banks on people assuming she's too dumb to do manipulative shit.
She's benefitted from that her whole life. This shit isn't above her.

Infantalise yourself enough, play the bimbo enough and you'll never be held accountable for all of your bullshit.
Reminds me of the ''was Abraham Lincoln a president?''. She knew he was. She repeated herself, used that tone of voice and demanded a special reaction from Becky. Yet people still bring that up as part of her stupidity. She's an idiot but she plays it the fuck up too.