Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show / "The Toe Boys" / r/steeltoeboringshow - Disgraced Minnesotan radio host turned racist Internet shock jock. Cuckold chef de Spaghetti-os, "2-2" boxing "coach". Has a legion of a-logs. Lost his wife to a coke addict he played "Strip Twister" with. Fined $50 for sharing nudes of Kayla Rekieta.

As much as Aaron is an annoying piece of shit, any person who has ever had some degree of boxing experience is going to destroy someone who has zero fighting experience at all. Aaron holds height over most.

I do light contact sparring. My trainer, who never went pro, can destroy me in seconds if he wants and he is both smaller and lighter than me.

So, yes, Aaron can box the shit out of those people and it's one of the rare things you can trust him on.
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
As much as Aaron is an annoying piece of shit, any person who has ever had some degree of boxing experience is going to destroy someone who has zero fighting experience at all. Aaron holds height over most.

I do light contact sparring. My trainer, who never went pro, can destroy me in seconds if he wants and he is both smaller and lighter than me.

So, yes, Aaron can box the shit out of those people and it's one of the rare things you can trust him on.
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You aren't aware of how bad he is at boxing, and that one flabby hit from Melton would break multiple malnourished ribs.
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
As much as Aaron is an annoying piece of shit, any person who has ever had some degree of boxing experience is going to destroy someone who has zero fighting experience at all. Aaron holds height over most.
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Aaron has the experience advantage over every single one of them, and probably weight/height over almost all of them (except maybe Fatty Patty) as well. Nick's "experience" with martial arts is primarily taekwondo, and he's mentioned having "dabbled" in multiple others, meaning he's probably fucking terrible at them, too, but he thinks he isn't. Nick's experience in a striking martial art isn't going to fucking help him when that experience is in a sports setting where your specialty isn't even allowed.

Him believing he has what it takes to beat Aaron will give him the most dangerous kind of self-confidence that results in catastrophic injury and humiliation, and that's the most funny...and therefore what I want. Uppercut that thundercunt's fucking nose off his stupid face.
 
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Maraschino said:
Aaron has the experience advantage over every single one of them, and probably weight/height over almost all of them (except maybe Fatty Patty) as well. Nick's "experience" with martial arts is primarily taekwondo, and he's mentioned having "dabbled" in multiple others, meaning he's probably fucking terrible at them, too, but he thinks he isn't. Nick's experience in a striking martial art isn't going to fucking help him when that experience is in a sports setting where your specialty isn't even allowed.

Him believing he has what it takes to beat Aaron will give him the most dangerous kind of self-confidence that results in catastrophic injury and humiliation, and that's the most funny...and therefore what I want. Uppercut that thundercunt's fucking nose off his stupid face.
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Nick said his "martial arts" was 25 years ago. That means his dabbling ended at the beginning of high school. He probably did it for a semester. That was also the last time exercised. Good chance everyone but Aaron dies in the ring from heart attacks.

Also Melton says everyone "committed" to going but will only guarantee he will be there. Aaron needs to write the escrow that he gets all the money if any of them fails to appear. Melton wants Aaron as a draw to his nonsense but doesn't care about the boxing. Melton wins if Aaron just shows up so Aaron better have rock solid way to collect if anyone, not just Melton, bails.
 
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Ohhamburgers said:
You aren't aware of how bad he is at boxing, and that one flabby hit from Melton would break multiple malnourished ribs.
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A piss poor boxer is going to embarrassingly destroy a regular joe and the regular joes we are talking about are more or less physically and mentally retarded. Its unlikely any of them will land a clean shot.
 
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Maraschino said:
Him believing he has what it takes to beat Aaron will give him the most dangerous kind of self-confidence that results in catastrophic injury and humiliation, and that's the most funny...and therefore what I want. Uppercut that thundercunt's fucking nose off his stupid face.
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Nonsense, all he needs is some Peruvian punching powder and then he can use Skelly Power to completely defeat the Amhole.
 
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Legato said:
Melton invited him to Hackamania to hang out and Aaron turned it into a boxing match. What a fag. Constantly fighting battles in his own head.
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You'd have to be gorilla nigger tier retarded to believe Fatty Patty made that offer in good faith. He wants Aaron there for content. It might be as simple as the 1 in a million chance Aaron bring his kids so Fat can molest them.
 
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break these cuffs said:
You'd have to be gorilla nigger tier retarded to believe Fatty Patty made that offer in good faith. He wants Aaron there for content. It might be as simple as the 1 in a million chance Aaron bring his kids so Fat can molest them.
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If he was smart (hes not) he would say okay to the offer and enjoy a paid Vegas vacation. Make Melton into the bad guy. Too bad cuz he had to pump his fake fighter muscles instead.
 
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You'd have to be gorilla nigger tier retarded to believe Fatty Patty made that offer in good faith. He wants Aaron there for content. It might be as simple as the 1 in a million chance Aaron bring his kids so Fat can molest them.
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The guy talked about fucking Aarons kids and hack into his personal info lol would you hang out with a fat pdfile who did that to you melton is delusional or retarded or both
 
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The guy talked about fucking Aarons kids and hack into his personal info lol would you hang out with a fat pdfile who did that to you melton is delusional or retarded or both
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It's a good question, why is Aaron even entertaining this? I guess all that shit Aaron was talking was meaningless.
 
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