Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Early in the SWATs, the prevailing theory was that Pat's own behavior resulted in some sort of mark on his record, designating him as aggressive, hostile, and potentially dangerous, mandating at least some response. This more shifted to the conviction for threats he made to Ade and his as of then unborn child once that had been uncovered, but the fact there are multiple things on record which all but mandate a police response that no normal person of a non-nigger demeanor would ever have to worry about really proves what an impulsive retard and piece of shit he is.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
Holly "The Hog Breaker" has so thoroughly felted Fatrick- that he has not only reported her- but also invoked the name of Christ. She got a better reaction out him than most dedicated troll accounts, lmao.
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The Actual Tough Guy with a plethora of fist and knife fighting experience was so butt blasted a woman defied him on the Internet he fucking tattled on her. How funny do you all think it'd be if we could watch a woman like that LA County DEI firefighter lesbian troll Patrick to his face? The cognitive dissonance he'd experience would have him make faces that would put our sides into orbit.
Judge Holden said:
And some of us would do....other things if given the chance....
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I wonder if he'd xeet about how a very strong, very virile man with a strange accent "assaulted" him as he was walking back to his Rustang from the bar one night. Or if he'd keep it quiet until someone found the police report he filed over the incident. Then of course he'd deny ever going to said bar and would staunchly defend this position until you started leaking photos/videos of it online from Robert Prongay and Leslie-themed X accounts. He'd then deny that was him even when it was pointed out the man getting anally violated has the same faggoty LOTR tattoo and shrill, lispy shriek he does.
 
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The Moth's Milwaukee chapter has released its spring prospectus. I don't know if Big Niki is even still involved with this group, but maybe she ought to encourage Patrick to participate regardless.

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RESET - I had to start my life over as a frothing FFWBT after my best friend cucked me at a toy convention.
LOVE HURTS - literally, it does. I'm "into things." Oh, do get out more, son.
BEEF - There is no bad blood, stlaker, only your many crimes. Enjoy Wellington.
BLOOM - (the theme is GROWTH... do I even need to put a fat joke here?)
HOSPITALITY - Historic east side duplex for rent, no cleaning fees!

This could really be the shot in the tits that Pat's career desperately needs. First, the Moth... then, who knows, TedX?
 
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Markorian said:
Early in the SWATs, the prevailing theory was that Pat's own behavior resulted in some sort of mark on his record, designating him as aggressive, hostile, and potentially dangerous, mandating at least some response. This more shifted to the conviction for threats he made to Ade and his as of then unborn child once that had been uncovered, but the fact there are multiple things on record which all but mandate a police response that no normal person of a non-nigger demeanor would ever have to worry about really proves what an impulsive retard and piece of shit he is.
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I should think his behavior in front of the police also didn’t help his case.

The time he feebly swung at the coppers certainly will be held against him.
 
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Then of course he'd deny ever going to said bar and would staunchly defend this position until you started leaking photos/videos of it online from Robert Prongay and Leslie-themed X accounts.
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No, child, I was not ruthlessly sodomized by a man with a face like a map of ancient stains and eyes like two glinting black stones. That is just your delusions again. Enjoy prison.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It's statistics and you can doctor them however you want to make it work out the way you need.
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Arthur James Balfour, 1st Earl of Balfour, as quoted in the Manchester Guardian, 29th June 1892:
“Professor [Joseph] Munro reminded him of an old saying which he rather reluctantly proposed, in that company, to repeat. It was to the effect that there were three gradations of inveracity – there were lies, there were d-d lies, and there were statistics..
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femoralcanal said:
This post is for the more casual lurkers
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This trip down memory lane was a delight. Thank you. Enjoy kudos, child.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Pat has no inner turmoil. With thousands of hand typed “this is why” “enjoy prison”, numerous butthurt lawsuits, no relationship with his child, no publisher, no relevance to anyone who matters, and still crying about his ex wife while married to the nikster, lol.
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Kiwi Farms armchair psychology moment: I legitimately think he doesn't, at least not any turmoil he's smart enough to acknowledge. Manually typing out each No Stalker Child I Did Not Eat Black People is helping him reinforce that he is the victim in every situation no matter what, even when it includes threatening to kill his child. It's like psuedo-schizophrenia.
 
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Pat appears to believe that AI is powered by water diverted from fire hydrants.
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To defend Pat slightly, he is saying that Twitter has massive servers and that their AI uses a lot of resources, especially in regards to cooling. I guess his argument is that AI and Twitter are evil for using said resources during a state of emergency.

Of course, Pat isn't going to stop using the servers for shit posting so his argument is fat and retarded.
 
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Kiwibros, please forgive me if late and gay (I’m currently a bunch of pages behind) but it just occurred to me why Fatrick didn’t seem to weigh in (heh) on the Luigi Mangione issue in the way I had expected. His child support agreement lists his occupation as “Senior Managing Agent with United Health Care”.

Is he one of the murderous leeches his lefty friends are so keen to take down..? I hope nobody points this out online.
 
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