🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

He was just manic. It would've been the biggest show of the new year, he's a big star. And a burned house? Sounds fake, there are no news about burning houses in California. The Ralphamale is to smart to believe such an obvious lie. Stop provoking me to attack you, reminds me of Pantsu who provoked me to strangle her by asking dumb questions about money.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Looks like the Denial of JuJu is still on the table

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Piggertits is fuming.



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Vito has graciously accepted......



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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's really resisting burning the JuJu bridge in its entirety.

He can't stand to lose another e-daddy. His little pig heart can't take it.

 

[RollingRock2]

I guess he meant 2030. It's not easy to keep track of time years when you go days at a time without forming memories due to xanny binges.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

It shows just how low Ralph is regarded by Vito (and dick) given how triggered Vito got by the threat of Riley showing up to his house. He doesn't take Ralph seriously AT ALL. They view him as the spineless joke that he has proven to be time and again.

 

[Mynameisdark]

He was just manic. It would've been the biggest show of the new year, he's a big star. And a burned house? Sounds fake, there are no news about burning houses in California. The Ralphamale is to smart to believe such an obvious lie. Stop provoking me to attack you, reminds me of Pantsu who provoked me to strangle her by asking dumb questions about money.
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Ralph started his 'sobriety arc' on November 14th. As of this post it would have been 58 days ago.

 

[Cornelius James]

With one foot in the grave, Ralph thinks he is physically fit to box.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Piggertits is fuming.

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Vito has graciously accepted......

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If Ralph pussies out of this, he will officially be lower than a pedo.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

If Ralph pussies out of this, he will officially be lower than a pedo.

Ralph pussies out of everything. I don't know what's holding up that giant hump of his but it isn't a spine.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Vito has graciously accepted......

You know they would slap each other followed by a reach around.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Ralph is rapidly approaching the IQ and physical capabilities of a 4 year old so this match-up is really in Vito's area of expertise!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He was just manic. It would've been the biggest show of the new year, he's a big star. And a burned house? Sounds fake, there are no news about burning houses in California. The Ralphamale is to smart to believe such an obvious lie. Stop provoking me to attack you, reminds me of Pantsu who provoked me to strangle her by asking dumb questions about money.
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So Dax was just ignoring Ralph and letting his girl friend deal with him? Sounds about right. I guess Marie was supposed to explain to Gunt that their friends house burned down and let him down easy so he wouldn’t get mad at Dax.

Ralph doesn’t understand Dax’s fake LA friend behavior. Dax can’t understand why Ralph can’t see how he’s obviously being blown off and given the cold shoulder. Hilarity ensues!

Dax is such a pussy he probably would have let Ralph get to the bus terminal in LA and then ghosted him. He gave Marie and Vito the job of trying to prevent his arrival in LA.

Dax has such little regard for Ralph he leaves him on read and expects Marie and Vito to take care of the problem. Sad.

 

[Cringestorian X]

> Ralph vs Vedo

Let me know when Ralph is back delivering true and honest kahntent from the Mexican crack shack instead of this boring Juju the cow script

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It’s funny that watching a 30 second clip of Ralph talking to juju you can immediately tell that dax doesn’t care for Ralph beyond his fuckups that make for entertainment. While the ralphamale looks up to dick like they’re real friends.

 

[Jump]

Ralph MO is to challenge people to fights ONLINE then bitch out IRL.

Remember when he was in MN and challenged The Toe to a fight?
Back and forth on Twitter and they set a time and place. Toe shows up...

But no Ralph. Bitch made. Sad AND pathetic.

Another W for the Toe.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Idk I think Vito is treating Ralph with the level of seriousness that he deserves.

 

[Oh Darn]

It’s funny that watching a 30 second clip of Ralph talking to juju you can immediately tell that dax doesn’t care for Ralph beyond his fuckups that make for entertainment. While the ralphamale looks up to dick like they’re real friends.

Yep. Same misreading of the situation as when he confronted Metokur with “well but we had some good times, we’re fwends, right?”

Ralph had neither a father figure nor any male friends in real life and it’s painfully obvious. He behaves like a 14 year old girl because that’s as much social depth as he managed.

 

[Ratso Bronum]

Two new videos:
https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878281707536998635

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878282403510403332

And an update:

 

[Obscura539]

Ethan should take Dick and Vito’s advice and just get off the phone.