🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

my thoughts exactly. i don't think he caught what he just admitted to because he was trying to prove an adjacent point (surprisingly a point about himself and his grand maturity and awakening he's undergoing)

ya know, if he would have just kept that private and apologized to her directly instead of some staged performance to try to save face, selfishly acting in every way and at every step...then he would have never just PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO BEING A GROOMER,

It's hardly a defence, given the fact Faith and Ralph started talking while she was still in highschool, however @Ahalfwaycrook had a "relationship" with Faith from when she was under the age of consent. IIRC, he was maybe six years older than her. Ralph is not wrong to point out that fact.

That said the idea you cannot groom someone just because they are 18 is wild. Ralph groomed Faith and had her move across an entire continent so he could impregnate her when she was half his age. He is shameless posting stuff like this, but it's finally good that he's dropped the NO LOW CONTENDERAY stance. That Tweet basically means his cope about not pleading guilty to a sex crime is factually incorrect now.

It also ignores the fact that Ralph said to Bibble Southern Dingo that he wanted to impregnate Faith so she would be easier to manipulate and to prevent her going to the police. He basically describes keeping her at home and under his control. Bibble leaked this early 2023, just after Piggyleaks. I will see if I can dig it up - the recording is fucked. Found it:

 

[Tiger Jack]

It's remarkable how spineless Ralph is when it comes to Dick Masterson. He's burned countless bridges with people over far less. Are the crumbs of friendship he tosses his way really that valuable to him? I guess they must be. It's really quite sad.
Dick could literally shit on Sandra's grave and Ralph would probably thank him for helping the flowers grow.

 

[lester]

I can't believe this guy. After being told not to pull up he's still gonna pursue Dick.
He's going to LA on the hunt for Dick.

 

[jewsernotfound]

It's remarkable how spineless Ralph is when it comes Dick Masterson. He's burned countless bridges with people over far less. Are the crumbs of friendship he tosses his way really that valuable to him? I guess they must be. It's really quite sad.
Dick could literally shit on Sandra's grave and Ralph would probably thank him for helping the flowers grow.

i think it's because he knows dick is LITERALLY the last one with any sort of influence/audience that ralph has left. the man is truly all alone, stuck in a ralpha-cycle of 5 or 6 set events that all unfold in the same manner every single cycle. it's truly sad. pathetic.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits got the feels. Your daughter doesn't read your tweets you imbecile. This sentimental journey he's on today is so fucking cringe and fake and gay.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

my thoughts exactly. i don't think he caught what he just admitted to because he was trying to prove an adjacent point (surprisingly a point about himself and his grand maturity and awakening he's undergoing)

ya know, if he would have just kept that private and apologized to her directly instead of some staged performance to try to save face, selfishly acting in every way and at every step...then he would have never just PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO BEING A GROOMER,

IIRC the only way he has to talk to Faith directly is a court ordered and the way the court keeps tabs on what he says that he abused the use of for so long that was supposed to be for them to discuss the welfare and visitation with Xander only and I’m not sure that he still has access to it.

 

[Um...]

Now that May has finally iced out Gunt for good I’m sure he’s trying his damndest to woo Faith. He thinks moving into Faith’s grandma’s place in San Diego looks pretty damn sweet now vs dirty cinderblock hovel alone in Mexico. He can’t kiss Faith’s ass and praise her enough now. He’s so sorry, he’s a different man now, lessons learned!!’

I think he’s fantasizing about happy holidays, birthdays etc. spent with lil Xannie and Faith, reunited at last once she comes to her senses and welcomes him back to their home. Speaking of fantasies, I think maybe that physiotherapist he’s been mooning over and fantasizing about for weeks like a lovesick teenager told him ‘No, gracias’ once he worked up the courage to make his move, possibly triggering his current bender.

Ralph desperately needs a woman to pay the bills and buy the food, so he can spend his money on important stuff like drugs, booze and hats. Ralph isn’t going to make it much longer if he doesn’t find a Sandra replacement.

He desperately wants another mommy, someone to feed him ice cream and tell him he’s a good boy like Pantsu used to.

Poor lonely little piggy.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm pleased he's finally admitted he's a nonce groomer.

Obviously there's an ulterior motive, but it's nice for Faith to finally have it in black and white out of his own pig hooves before he's dead.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

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[Look--an Alien!]

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He DIDNT groom her, just like he didn't post revenge porn, or didn't abuse his wife and baby girl, or didn't get drunk and pilled out during sobriety, etc etc ad nauseum

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Lmao. Ralph tries to make a nice apologetic gesture at Faith but then can’t help reading the farms and turning it into “THATS NAWT FACTKUALLY ACCURATE!!1” diatribe and shit slinging with little nobodies.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I don't believe you Ralph, but I will if you beat up Vito.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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A groomer is an older man who takes advantage of a naive, much younger woman. Gunt was 35, Faith was a teenager, that’s grooming. Gunt wants to pretend the definition of CSA and grooming are the same, but they aren’t. Some grooming is perfectly legal but it’s still amoral and gross af.

Ralph was a gross, creepy, middle aged man who got a teenager to run away from home, come to his mom’s shack, got her pregnant, abused her, posted revenge porn of her and then dumped her for another dumb woman (but at least one who wasn’t a teenager).

Ralph is just a disgusting, amoral, vice riddled creep and his current life is a testament to that.

 

[lester]

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Yeah, so throw out that at "18" she was/is deranged or autistic or whatever.
Ralph's whole game has been he's got money/clout, that he'll somehow do something for you.
He's a coercion predator.
Influence
Monetary
Physical
I'm surprised Ralph isn't circling the mental institutions down there waiting for his next victim to be released.

*don't, give him any ideas

 

[Axiom.]

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You being 30+ at the time of Faith being 18 in highschool doesn't really matter much in the grand scheme of things, piggy. Just because she was 18 means you can't throw out the facts of:

• She was barely out of highschool when you decided to manipulate her into getting pregnant.
• You cheated on her relentlessly, and you're an accessory to adultery as well because you fucked Meigh while she was still with Digibro.
• You gave her alcohol when the legal drinking age is 21.
• You took her from California to Virginia when she was still in highschool, or when it was beginning to wrap up.
• You took advantage of her self-esteem issues by flashing her everywhere because you wanted to flex that you have someone barely legal fucking you while you're a gross 30+ alcoholic that happened to run a successful show for a time.

In short, you're an emotionally stunted pig that would do it again if ever given the chance, go fuck yourself.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is right! There's never been any suggestion that Ralph was 35 and grooming a mentally ill high-schooler.....

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, so throw out that at "18" she was/is deranged or autistic or whatever.

Creeps like Ralph only care about the legal line, ignoring there is no mental difference between a 17 and 10 months and an 18 year old. The legal line had to be drawn somewhere, so it was 18. If I recall Faith was 17 and 13 months old when she met Ralph.

A 20 year old guy dating an 18 year old is fine, a 35 year old dating an 18 year old is just creepy and predatory. Ralph was a 100% a creepy predator taking advantage of a dumb, unstable teenage girl who was mad at her parents.

No surprise a guy like Gunt ends up dunking and drugging himself to death alone in a Mexican shanty.

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is right! There's never been any suggestion that Ralph was 35 and grooming a mentally ill high-schooler.....
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Ade has corroborated this as well. I don't know if it was in the Harvest stream or if it was one of the streams she did with her fat Mexican friend, but I distinctly recall her saying that before they dated, Ralph bragged to her about grooming/chatting up Faith. Ade said they laughed about it, because she too was chatting up somebody very young at the time. I assume it was Assnapkins, but knowing her proclivities it could have been any random teenage boy.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

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[LikeAStone 2.0]

Bet you $20 Ralph is in the Anaheim area so he can avoid the fires and everyone else and can brag about how he’s in LA