Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Everett C. Marm]

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

This is 100% true. Look at No Dong Jones as a primo example of this. The tech troons are finally realizing they can't censor everyone, and people are waking up. If they hadn't come for the kids, they could have easily gotten another 10+ years out of the movement and probably even gotten it to last forever in some retarded places like California or Tranada.

Nothing hurts like people trying to be nice by doing what you say you want.

But what she wants is for them to fully brainwash themselves and see her as a dood. Even if everyone there bends the knee, says the pronouns, and calls her broski in the halls, she knows deep down its just people being polite. The smarter trannies accept this and move on with life, the stupider ones believe that politeness = passing, and the average tranny just knows deep down and it causes endless seething.

I go to a really inclusive college now (thank fucking god) and the boys there aren’t usually transphobic and I can tell there’s a few who are really trying to include me and make me feel like one of them which just makes me wanna cry (in a good way). But every time one of them does something as generic as high five me in the hall way or call me man or bro I feel like a fraud, I know I don’t pass really that well I have dyed hair im clearly queer, I KNOW they must not think I’m one of them but they’re so nice to me.

So manly dood!

I wonder if those make it even worse?

Yes. Every hospital knows that you never put anorexics near each other or they feed each other's delusions forever, and that's exactly what the Redditard hugboxes are. Even the "based" \tttt\ posters are at the end of the day feeding each others delusions that passing is real and not just people being polite. Every tranny, even those who were convinced they were 'stealth' around me, I have clocked. It's not hard once you know about the hands and voice. Also I know some of you lurk here so hello r/4tran YWNBAW.

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How to explain dysphoria withount sounding insane [ADVICE]
Submitted 2 days ago by ProgramPristine6085 [cockroachgender straight bisexual]

Tried and I could tell folks thought I was deranged. Any tips

I can't imagine why anybody thought the man in the dress screaming "Let me in the women's kickboxing class because muh dysphoria!" would be deranged.

As expected, the comments are all variations of:
1. Describing delusional self-hatred perfectly with zero self awareness
2. Explaning that they have the opposite sexes brain with zero explanation or sources on how that is possible

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That's a lot of words to say that you somehow got a male brain in a woman's body. How is that possib...oh wait we're just delusional.

I was born with a medical condition that caused my body to be fat despite developing as skinny. The parts of my brain that control how I gauge my body weight are skinny, which causes them to not be able to process a fat body. When reminded of something that I can't process, my brain thinks that I am overweight and creates a feeling of pain and slight disorientation.

Hmmm somehow this doesn't sound as convincing



This just sounds like delusional self-hatred that could be solved by therapy.


Well-adjusted lady who needs to be in your bathroom!


Yes bojackfanz, that's literally called anorexia

Checked his posting history, and he has one of the funniest, least self-aware posts I've ever seen.

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Are there any subs like this for the LGB side of things? [OTHER...]
Submitted 7 days ago by ProgramPristine6085 [cockroachgender straight bisexual]

Just wondering, as I would be curious to discuss sexuality with people I can have an actual discussion with

Reply from GhostifiedGuy 7 days ago

There are the TruLesbian, TruGay, and TruBisexual subs. There's also BattleAxeBisexualVibe and reallybisexual for bis, I don't know about for gay and lesbian stuff, though. Oh, there's also battleaxesapphics.
ETA: I forgot about actualasexuals and actuallyaromantic

Hello fellow women, my name is Athena Moonpussy, I'm looking to talk with other lesbians about sexy times! Please point me to the nearest subreddit with women in it uwu!

Genuinely delusional thinking. Nobody in the LGB is allowed to question or criticize the T, and you think they'd all have their own subreddits that (1) wouldn't be banned and (2) would accept you coming in to "talk about sexuality"? You wanted the hugboxes with no icky cis people and now you have to live with it.

Looked around, TruLesbian and TruBisexual have been completely troon-colonized, there's no female lesbians there. TruGay is completely dead, but I found it funny that the last and only posts on it were obviously made by pooners. They didn't even get the chance to colonize it and drive the gay men out, it was astroturfed from the start.

Spoiler: r/TruGay

 

[Particle Bored]

I consider this an L. Read the caption carefully, then imagine *being* one of the individuals depicted in the photo.
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A little backstory: this dude used to go by “Hogatha” on Facebook, until his account got banned. He used to livestream for hours in the most horrifying makeup, wigs, unicorn hats, etc., reading/interacting with the chat. He’s from CA, served in the military years ago, and is a total fucking degenerate.
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Of course you think it is..

What the fuck? Poe's Law in full swing because I would've sworn this is satire. Just what the fuck.

This has to be satire. Hogatha Cysty?? There is just no way.

It is satire. Hogatha is a character of anti-trans drag queen Kitty Demure.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Pooner gets upset over not being “misgendered”. The manufactured oppression never stops.

Her boss outed her on purpose. Why? Was it Join or Die or was it calculating and underhanded terfiness to get her to quit?

 

[Space Monkey Mafia]

He's still using face filters. Someone linked to Nathan/Chloe's Blue Sky and I'm so glad I don't have an account; his nudes there just say "Adult Content" for me and that's how it's gonna stay. I genuinely hope this man dies after getting his dick cut off. He recently tried to lure a vulnerable woman (or possibly a girl) away from her family because they didn't accept she wanted to ID as a man. I know he would've abused the hell out of her so I'm glad it didn't work out.

 

[Stan]

Or don't, it's barely coherent to the sane mind anyhow. What is that tranny rambling about? Inflating, deflating, frimness, problems?

The troon is using a type of breast implant that can be filled with saline (or have saline siphoned back off) in an outpatient procedure. The tissue expander can then be gradually filled to stretch out the tissue pocket, which is helpful for mastectomy patients / breast ca. survivors who may have lost much of their breasts as part of their treatment. They go low and go slow and after like 6mos or a year it can be switched out with a more permanent, solid implant. It is NOT supposed to be used to overinflate fake troon tits with 5L saline each, turning them into beach balls of salt water so large and taut to the skin that they cut off the circulation to the lower part of the breast and the skin starts to die, which is what happened to this brave and stunning transwoman. Some cis women addicted to plastic surgery get these too and will learn how to add saline at home, and they can get into similar trouble.

Purse knife is great, but purse gun is better. It's ideal if you aren't needed to be within arms reach of the other person. It helps reduce risk to yourself.

It's about risk/benefit analysis. I have to balance the benefits of a purse gun against the risks, which for me could include firearm charges for an improper concealed carry, accidental discharges, cost of maintaining a firearms license, the risk a child could find the weapon and hurt themselves. A knife is also just a handier tool in more situations than a gun, both emergencies and not.

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He's still using face filters. Someone linked to Nathan/Chloe's Blue Sky and I'm so glad I don't have an account; his nudes there just say "Adult Content" for me and that's how it's gonna stay. I genuinely hope this man dies after getting his dick cut off. He recently tried to lure a vulnerable woman (or possibly a girl) away from her family because they didn't accept she wanted to ID as a man. I know he would've abused the hell out of her so I'm glad it didn't work out.

nightmare troon

 

[CallmeCicada]

It's about risk/benefit analysis. I have to balance the benefits of a purse gun against the risks, which for me could include firearm charges for an improper concealed carry, accidental discharges, cost of maintaining a firearms license, the risk a child could find the weapon and hurt themselves. A knife is also just a handier tool in more situations than a gun, both emergencies and not.

That's a pretty good point. What about mace with a bayonet/knife attached? Some sort of protection at range is necessary imo.

 

[Pig Cups]

"Welp! I guess that's it for you, bucko! Nice meeting ya!" - Best friend.

She should just (either nonchalantly, or feigning genuine concern) say something along the lines of “wow, you are really suffering! To force yourself to continue on with this level of excruciating pain would be inhuman! I fully support your decision!” After all, he’s *clearly* hellbent on killing himself…

Then, place two cups in front of the troonfreak- one containing an anti-emetic, and the other containing a strong overdose of Nembutal (you could just use placebos to prove the next point/eliminate liability on your end). Instruct him to swallow the anti-emetic, then to swallow the Nembutal 1.5 hours later. Get your watch out to help him keep track of the time. Guaran-fucking-teed, he will be completely taken aback by this, will start bitching about how nO oNE cAaaAaArEs, and won’t have the guts to do what he has long threatened.

99% of the time, they’re just fishing for attention and sympathy. I’ve dealt with suicide-baiters before (some were formerly very good friends), and I consider that behavior to be some of the lowest of the low. Yes, they need help, but refuse to take it when it’s brought to them in a gift-wrapped box. They’re total pussies who strive to bring down the quality of the lives of everyone around them to assuage their misery. Eventually, you just hit an emotional wall and become indifferent towards what happens to them.

 

[Jacques1194]

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

Notice how the tweet in OPs reply has 201k likes on it. I wonder if once Indians take over that we'll see less of pro trans tweets getting this many likes because the Indians will probably remove all the bots that are clearly programmed to like any pro trans tweets.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

Makes me wonder what kind of measures they will take to please the new I indian hires. Rape rooms? Remove toilets and assign a designated shitting corridor?

 

[Caesar]

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Literally what useful advice could you even give this person to see the trans PoV. Reading "trans women are women, trans men are men" ad nauseum hasn't done it yet.

 

[FinnSven]

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He's still using face filters. Someone linked to Nathan/Chloe's Blue Sky and I'm so glad I don't have an account; his nudes there just say "Adult Content" for me and that's how it's gonna stay. I genuinely hope this man dies after getting his dick cut off. He recently tried to lure a vulnerable woman (or possibly a girl) away from her family because they didn't accept she wanted to ID as a man. I know he would've abused the hell out of her so I'm glad it didn't work out.

It’s still not a fetish, no no!

 

[A.P. Hill]

I am someone who has felt the weight of an ugly world whilst being lucky enough to be cisgender - a lesbian, yes, but I’d argue that being gay in the world in 2025 is nowhere near as difficult as being trans

"Nothing is more difficult than being a pornsick narcissistic pervert. Nothing is harder to endure than legislatures forcing women to endure you creeping on them in the True and Honest Women's bathroom. Nothing."

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

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Nothing more beautiful than a Robert Z'Dar chin.

 

[bort420]

aphantasia

beginning to think that "aphantasia" is a serious intellectual disability. u can't do problem solving if u can't visualize a solution, or explore potential solutions/ideas in your head

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

It might be good for meditation

yeah, literally empty minded by default - if people like that truly existed, they wouldn't need to meditate in the first place, because the whole idea of that is blanking your mind out for a while.

Accusing people of or, even worse, claiming aphantasia for yourself, is like accusing people of being actual "philosophical zombies". It's a dehumanizing and insidious concept.

 

[TruffleSpark]

from the detrans subreddit

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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from the detrans subreddit

These giant idiots never believe that having destroyed genitals is a nightmare until they experience the pain and misery themselves. The trans cult has them in their ugly claws until reality is too horrible to deny and ignore.

 

[Stan]

That's a pretty good point. What about mace with a bayonet/knife attached? Some sort of protection at range is necessary imo.

the law is a bit more lenient on pepper spray than guns, cause you can't really kill somebody with pepper spray. I have one at home but I don't carry it. It's also a calculation of how threatened I feel. If I was living in Lebanon I would have a purse gun and maybe a garter gun. I live in Dover MA, United States, and so my perceived threat level is lower.

She should just (either nonchalantly, or feigning genuine concern) say something along the lines of “wow, you are really suffering! To force yourself to continue on with this level of excruciating pain would be inhuman! I fully support your decision!” After all, he’s *clearly* hellbent on killing himself…

Then, place two cups in front of the troonfreak- one containing an anti-emetic, and the other containing a strong overdose of Nembutal (you could just use placebos to prove the next point/eliminate liability on your end). Instruct him to swallow the anti-emetic, then to swallow the Nembutal 1.5 hours later. Get your watch out to help him keep track of the time. Guaran-fucking-teed, he will be completely taken aback by this, will start bitching about how nO oNE cAaaAaArEs, and won’t have the guts to do what he has long threatened.

99% of the time, they’re just fishing for attention and sympathy. I’ve dealt with suicide-baiters before (some were formerly very good friends), and I consider that behavior to be some of the lowest of the low. Yes, they need help, but refuse to take it when it’s brought to them in a gift-wrapped box. They’re total pussies who strive to bring down the quality of the lives of everyone around them to assuage their misery. Eventually, you just hit an emotional wall and become indifferent towards what happens to them.

Don't do that. if this troon wants to Sanctioned - Sucide themselves into the 41% by eating excessive doses of meat curing salt, they can set that up themselves. Do not take any part in it.
OTOH, this person allegedly entered a death spiral by catching up with the news, which ahead of Trump's inauguration suggests they may really be too fragile for this gay world.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

What has been done to you can't be undone. But you can vocally and actively oppose trans mutilation like other detransitioners have done. Your body cannot be restored but your life can have purpose.