Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm not sure if he's just being a bitter retard, like this is his way of telling them they're trash/he's not having a good time, or he's just genuinely bad at the game.
Yes I know both can be true but the former seems more likely to be the deciding factor considering his mannerisms.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

That guy has the same "thinks he's the smartest one in the room" voice Adrian Dittman does, so I 100% believe he was in the wrong

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I hope the normies start calling him darksydethor

 

[Retink Retunk]

Video has a few reactions from a number of streamers. Also, at about 18:50 Pirate proves his words mean nothing, and at 21:30 Summit finds out it was pirate that pulled the boss, causing the eventual deaths.

You know, hearing it again now, if his enchanting bullshit is so vital then why is he playing that character at all instead of keeping it as a bank/profession alt?

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Ruh-roh! Let's hope the archives pull through.

It is possible that this is just YouTube not archiving this VOD as it's 18 fucking hours.
It's also possible that this bug is really convenient for our boy and it just might happen to not be worth re-uploading. We'll see what the future holds!

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

I hope he shows his true colors, I'm so fucking tired of streamers, comments and chatters just sucking this guy's dick because they're retarded enough not to see through his bullshit.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't have a lot of knowledge regarding this guy, but there's currently a lot of drama in the streamer hardcore classic world of warcraft guild and all associated places due to him refusing to help his group in a dire situation. To add further context, hardcore in world of warcraft means that your character has one life and once you die you have to relevel a new character which takes at least 100h if you're not familiar with the game. He did absolutely nothing to help, ran away to save himself (referred to as a roach or roaching out) and refused to admit any fault. Other streamers, especially the guy in the first clip called YamatosDeath are upset while Pirate is in full damage control mode - refusing to take even a modicum of accountability.

The reddit threads on r/Livestreamfail are full of comments shitting on him:
Snupy and Sara die in DM North, drama ensues - Archive, Clip Mirror
piRAT Can't admit any fault with his play after getting 2 people killed, leaves when confronted - Clip Mirror
PirateSoft leaves call when asked to take accountability for killing two level 60s in hardcore wow - Clip Mirror

man I love MMORPG autism and I love how much more autistic europeans are about this shit

10/10

also does this faggot just put his mic 1 picometer away from his mouth so that his voice sounds deep?

edit: also love the european autist has a fucking motorcycle behind him

 

[stupid fufu]

KICK THIS NIGGER OUT OF THE GUILD!!!!

 

[Edgy But Dull]

You know, hearing it again now, if his enchanting bullshit is so vital then why is he playing that character at all instead of keeping it as a bank/profession alt?

The only enchants that require any guild appearance are AQ20 enchants, SP and Healing from MC, and threat to gloves from Twin Emps (lol they aren't going to reach Twin Emps). You don't have to have every single enchant on a single enchanter. I'm betting he's trying to get every single enchant to further establish the necessity of his place in the guild.

Also, is his lvl 60 kill counter now the same as his ferret kill count?

 

[Kheapathic]

Even the excuse of "well the boss is immune to slows!" is bullshit because the priest can easily keep tanks up through the boss's damage while the group kites back and the mage prevents the non-boss mobs from doing damage.

For anyone unaware or may have forgotten after all the patches into current retail; old talent trees had a talent you could spec into that made the Blizzard spell reduce enemy movement speed by... either 65% or 75%, it was a massive fucking group slow with a bit of damage. Sure you aim in front of the group so they run and then through it, but that little bit of effort carries a lot of weight when you're dealing with an out of control group; and spell level didn't matter since you could cast every spell of various levels back then. So you'd cast level 1 blizzard for minimum mana but still have it carry that massive debuff, and the same thing with Mana Gems, you cast a few at different levels so you have more than one in reserve.

But as stated above, you hit them with a slow, and you can turn a group problem around, just by letting your team run faster than the mobs... something a nepo baby wouldn't know.

 

[Blissed]

Of course this guy is a furry...

 

[Kheapathic]

You know, hearing it again now, if his enchanting bullshit is so vital then why is he playing that character at all instead of keeping it as a bank/profession alt?

There are a number of enchants in dungeons that are bind on pickup; so you have to go into those places to get them. Also, jobs max level rises with character level; so playing them to max level at the very least is required to be proficient as an enchanter.

Just an aside about enchant drama from my WoW days. It's early Burning Crusade, Karazahn is about 2 weeks into being figured out; the Mongoose enchant drops. Now as a quick primer, Mongoose was good for agility dps and warrior tanks, so good it was effective well into Ulduar of Lich King, an entire expansion later, it was that fucking good. Anyway, this one guild gets it; the Guild Leader goes to the realm forums and pretty much says, "We have Mongoose, we're not sharing, die in a fire." One week later the guild is dissolved and the guy who had it deleted enchanting from his job list to fucking spite everyone sending him shit.

MMO people are fucking crazy, pretty sure 80-90% of them are BPD.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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I watched Thor's PoV of the weaseling out. I can see he has a mana gem that he could've used on the bar alongside with his robe which has an on use that gives him back mana.

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His excuse of not having any mana and not helping his friends is laughable. Where's all your WoW experience now Jason?

EDIT: Apparently in the same group and in the same dungeon, before they got killed, he first in line to run away. LOL
Even his chat calls him a roach for not even helping out with CC.
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Look, I don't play wow, never have, but I think these two clips in these quotes (have trouble quoting videos on pc like a dumb arse) are the best at explaining the situation. You clearly see him running from the situation and being a pussy, just ignoring his teammates.
I've played co-op games and I stick close to my homies for this shit. I'm not just going to leave them behind but dude for real takes a quick glance, says "anyone behind me? yeah? okay I'm not far enough away from danger." and keeps running.
I don't know the mechanics of wow but you can CLEARLY see the dude turn corners multiple times, not even being able to target any enemies that may be coming. If it was me, I'd be throwing literal hands as a mage to save my compatriots if I needed to. What a fucking pussy.
His first instinct is to save his life, not his "friends"/comrades

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Also, jobs max level rises with character level; so playing them to max level at the very least is required to be proficient as an enchanter.

You only need to be level 35 to get max profession skill (300). So for all the various BoE enchants that you have to farm or buy, you can send to a lvl 35 enchanter that's AFK in Orgrimmar while the BoP ones can be given someone else so the potential death isn't a colossal worldending event for the guild. Again, putting every single enchant on a single enchanter in hardcore mode is really fucking dumb.

But it's Mald and he wants to feel more important than everyone.

 

[All Smiles]

Is this Mald's biggest public fuckup so far?

Over half the threads on Livestreamfails are shitting on him

 

[Shuhalo]

For anyone unaware or may have forgotten after all the patches into current retail; old talent trees had a talent you could spec into that made the Blizzard spell reduce enemy movement speed by... either 65% or 75%, it was a massive fucking group slow with a bit of damage. Sure you aim in front of the group so they run and then through it, but that little bit of effort carries a lot of weight when you're dealing with an out of control group; and spell level didn't matter since you could cast every spell of various levels back then. So you'd cast level 1 blizzard for minimum mana but still have it carry that massive debuff, and the same thing with Mana Gems, you cast a few at different levels so you have more than one in reserve.

But as stated above, you hit them with a slow, and you can turn a group problem around, just by letting your team run faster than the mobs... something a nepo baby wouldn't know.

Pretty much all he had to do was Blizzard at Rank 1 twice to give the group enough of a head start to get away. It doesn't matter that the boss can't be slowed, the tank and healer can support one mob wailing on the tank. If he got aggro, he has Iceblock which will cause mobs to go to the next highest threat target. He had a bunch of ways to save the group, but instead he acted like a coward. A "Run" call implies that people with CC will use it so that everyone can escape together. If this was a random no-name mage, everyone would be shitting on them.

People will fling shit at each other over "Well if the tank and rogue hadn't done X, Y, Z", but it eventually comes down to Jason having all the tools available to him to save the rest of the group from mistakes, and instead he acted selfishly.

Reddit is rightfully trashing him, but Youtube is still glazing him. Even when jannies are working overtime to clean up the comments like they are now, people will still toss dislikes which you can't unfuck without turning them off. Yet he has very few dislikes on his recent vids which is strange. The Hardcore comp channels with the clip have comments calling him out though.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Is this Mald's biggest public fuckup so far?

Over half the threads on Livestreamfails are shitting on him

Yes, the other big one was the SKG fuckup but at least he could deceive people with the "I'm an experienced game dev guys, I know what I'm talking about!" and the SKG focus was rather low in widespread attention. This fuckup involves WoW retardation and he can't deceive people because people are hyper autistic about this game and know every detail imaginable. Even worse is that its involving a guild of streamers, many of whom don't even regularly play WoW, so this is getting maximum exposure and there's people going into great detail explaining how Mald fucked up massively to these streamers.

He and his mods have been banning anyone calling him out for it while claiming it's people raiding him from the other streamers, which is bullshit because they're sub 1k CCV streamers. Even when he was roaching out, both times his chat was telling him to stop roaching and help his guildmates. So he's taken an axe to some of his viewers just to try to maintain the cult of personality. With people like T1 and Asmon backing him, he's probably not getting gkicked but now we have to wait and see if any of the notable streamers are willing to group with him or if it will just be the random smaller streamers desperate to leech off him. He's actively making this all much worse by being an indignant cunt about it.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Somebody added a picture of Jason's face in wowpedia's Roach article.
Sadly it was removed.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I'm not sure if he's just being a bitter retard, like this is his way of telling them they're trash/he's not having a good time, or he's just genuinely bad at the game.
Yes I know both can be true but the former seems more likely to be the deciding factor considering his mamannerisms

You are the second person to throw out the idea that he did this on purpose/to troll, but I really do not think that is the case.

He is just dumb, and bad at the game (and everything else he touches), and unable to admit that.

And to think none of this would be a big deal if he admitted he got scared and fucked up. Suffah, Maldy, suffah!

 

[unleashthefreak]

Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere? I check it out and get only Youtube shorts. He has some YouTube or twitch videos, but they are 90+% all "art" or yapping.
I want to confirm my hypothesis that he's a severe retard writing terrible code.
Attatched image (youtube short) supports my hypothesis.