Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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what would be the ending of cyraxx's story?:
My predictions would be that he suffers lung/liver/anus failure and fucking dies
or goes to some nut house
Realistically (not the KF standard), he ends up in and out of homeless shelters, spends much of it surviving on the streets being supported by the scraps of the homeless guys who keep him around for sex and to have another body for scams, begging, etc. It'll be a short life of pain and misery and he'll die, probably unnoticed, of his various infections, exacerbated by conditions (however bad his nutrition, hygiene, etc are now, it'll get 10x as bad on the streets and without Sally enforcing a once a month shower, close exposure to other truly filthy people, and the numbing of hard conditions). I don't know if we still do potters fields in 2025 but he ends up in the equivalent. KF will find out months later and people will post "holy shit Raxx is dead" and "lol"

That MJCline dude isn't the same because he doesn't look like he has Crypt Keeper DNA. A key part of Raxx is that he is as ugly outside as he is inside, which magnifies how disgusting his actions are (this is an anesthetics obsessed culture) and makes his reactions even more cartoonist and monsterous. I'm not sure there are any equivalents at the moment because no one has the Spectacle.
 
what would be the ending of cyraxx's story?:
My predictions would be that he suffers lung/liver/anus failure and fucking dies
or goes to some nut house
sally will die, raxxo becomes homeless, his scabs become infected, gets gangrene, raxxo fuckin dies. Or sally dies, raxxo becomes homeless, catches some sort of charge for either a sex crime or assault and is constantly in an out of jail
 
what would be the ending of cyraxx's story?:
My predictions would be that he suffers lung/liver/anus failure and fucking dies
or goes to some nut house
I think the most interesting phase will be immediately after Sally's death when Raxx has to face financial realities before losing his home. I wish I could be there when landlady Karen calls and Chance asks, "I got a hundred dollars from Sally's savings account, how many months of rent does that cover?"
 
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Good stuff. Maybe their dog puked in the house?
According to William Gloryhole, Cyrax/Chance may have a case of “mud butt” and missed the toliet.
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Raxxbot picked up a deleted stream where raxx said "OH GOD" and "IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE", raxx also forgot to mute his mic and then deleted the stream. This is the part where he ran off, and I tried my hardest to enhance the audio.

Original stream: https://mega.nz/folder/iXInBJ6D#8DTTa1pakC8dA0M5BQ9Lqw/file/uWoWzTCT
Raxxbot folder: https://mega.nz/folder/iXInBJ6D#8DTTa1pakC8dA0M5BQ9Lqw
Dog diarrhea....
The fucking auto tune, too, my fucking sides! :story:
 
According to William Gloryhole, Cyrax/Chance may have a case of “mud butt” and missed the toliet.
Not the topic I'm interested to start sperging on, but in that clip Raxx seems to be reacting to something that is happening elsewhere in the house. The toilet incident may have occured some other time.
 
Not the topic I'm interested to start sperging on, but in that clip Raxx seems to be reacting to something that is happening elsewhere in the house. The toilet incident may have occured some other time.
It's panel bait. It's a lie (chance had the runs) with a grain of truth (someone did have the runs), so he'll be tempted to correct the record.
 
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Raxxbot picked up a deleted stream where raxx said "OH GOD" and "IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE", raxx also forgot to mute his mic and then deleted the stream. This is the part where he ran off, and I tried my hardest to enhance the audio.
Because of how frequent cyraxx uploads, and him deleting videos randomly, I had to make a proxmox container named "raxxbot" that runs Ubuntu to constantly run yt-dlp and save the videos in an Apache directory that runs every hour on the hour. And yes, I am also archiving every community post on the hour as JSON and images if it's included.

Overkill? Yes.
For preventing gold like this from disappearing, this is certainly not overkill.

Also, Jesus Christ, that tooth. It looks photoshopped, but it's in frame for a moment at 0:02.
2025-01-12 What Is That Tooth.PNG

Edit: @sodomy lifestyle pointed out that it's probably just artifacting. Whoops. Still fucked, though.
 
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Also, Jesus Christ, that tooth. It looks photoshopped, but it's in frame for a moment at 0:02.
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Not entirely sure that isn't an artifact, the tooth appears more normal at the start of the clip. BTW, hadn't realized before that the forum video player allows very smooth scrubbing of the footage forwards and backwards.
 
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Not entirely sure that isn't an artifact, the tooth appears more normal at the start of the clip. BTW, hadn't realized before that the forum video player allows very smooth scrubbing of the footage forwards and backwards.
I went back and watched it a couple more times, and you're probably right. Man, that is some awful camera quality if makes his teeth look fused even that close.
2025-01-12 Whoops, It's Not a Fucked Up Tooth.PNG
 
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Raxxbot picked up a deleted stream where raxx said "OH GOD" and "IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE", raxx also forgot to mute his mic and then deleted the stream. This is the part where he ran off, and I tried my hardest to enhance the audio.

Original stream: https://mega.nz/folder/iXInBJ6D#8DTTa1pakC8dA0M5BQ9Lqw/file/uWoWzTCT
Raxxbot folder: https://mega.nz/folder/iXInBJ6D#8DTTa1pakC8dA0M5BQ9Lqw
the "oh god" with the autotune has me in tears lmfao
 
Not the topic I'm interested to start sperging on, but in that clip Raxx seems to be reacting to something that is happening elsewhere in the house. The toilet incident may have occured some other time.
He clearly says "what the fuck is going on" while jimmying out of the room. He's reacting to something.
 
He clearly says "what the fuck is going on" while jimmying out of the room. He's reacting to something.
There’s some sort of noise being made after he says “Oh god” that sounds like explosive diarrhea. I’m in my car so I can really hear it loud. But it could be the auto tuner he left on making the sound of them shuffling around sound like that though. I choose to believe he shat all over himself and his bathroom just because it’s the funnier theory, and he has done it 3 or 4 times before on livestream.
 
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