Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Twrx]

We don't bully fetishists enough.

We don't bully enough in general.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Tess is nowhere near the fires. She has no money, remember? She’s down in the flats, probably still in LBC or somewhere in shit Orange County. She wishes she could live in the Palisades (also, RIP to the Palisades; I loved driving through there late at night with no one around when I was a young lass).

There are no woman on the internet, only feds, whores and disasters.

 

[The Jackal]

Agreed. The poor kid is going to suffer, and she does not care one bit.

How old is her son now? Still under 10, right?

Remember how you were embarrassed as a teenager by your parents, or if you weren't then you knew others who were.

Now imagine being a teenager and the only parent you have in your life is Tess fucking Holliday. And she does fat fetish content on OnlyFans for a living.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Thank God she never taught him to read or use a toilet, so he'll never have contact with the outside world and its opinions on his mother.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

We don't bully fetishists enough.

I dunno if we can overstate how harmful the "don't yuck someone else's yum" thing has been to society. Some shit is objectively yuck and needs to be labeled as such for a decent society.

 

[Cloudby Skytoucher]

We don't bully fetishists enough.

This whole hambeast OF debacle reminds me of a story my grandpa once told me. Way back in the 60s, he was in the army and he and some buddies got some leave to go to New Orleans for a bit. As a gaggle of young, stupid soldiers do, they decided to go to a titty bar and get some drinks and flirt with strippers. Well, what should happen to ol' Pop-Pop but the fattest women he'd ever seen started aggressively hitting on him? Now, since this was the 60s, this fat chick was not really all that impressive by today's standards, but she was fat enough that my grandpa didn't want anything to do with her, so he aggressively shoos her away, and say "get lost, you damn pig!"

The fat lady in question was not pleased with this, and neither were the purveyors of this establishment, who quickly threw out him and his friends for mistreating miss poundcake. They were all kinda confused about why a woman like that was even working there in the first place, but they got their answer a short while later. See, one of em managed to figure out that not only did this lady work there, she was the most popular act! Her name was Darling Dimples, and she is a testament to the fact that fat fetishists have been around for a LOT longer than most people realize. There's even a picture of her if you look her up, not to be confused with the significantly less fat Dimples Darling.

 

[Chub Rub]

This whole hambeast OF debacle reminds me of a story my grandpa once told me. Way back in the 60s, he was in the army and he and some buddies got some leave to go to New Orleans for a bit. As a gaggle of young, stupid soldiers do, they decided to go to a titty bar and get some drinks and flirt with strippers. Well, what should happen to ol' Pop-Pop but the fattest women he'd ever seen started aggressively hitting on him? Now, since this was the 60s, this fat chick was not really all that impressive by today's standards, but she was fat enough that my grandpa didn't want anything to do with her, so he aggressively shoos her away, and say "get lost, you damn pig!"

The fat lady in question was not pleased with this, and neither were the purveyors of this establishment, who quickly threw out him and his friends for mistreating miss poundcake. They were all kinda confused about why a woman like that was even working there in the first place, but they got their answer a short while later. See, one of em managed to figure out that not only did this lady work there, she was the most popular act! Her name was Darling Dimples, and she is a testament to the fact that fat fetishists have been around for a LOT longer than most people realize. There's even a picture of her if you look her up, not to be confused with the significantly less fat Dimples Darling.

"Darling Dimples New Orleans stripper" and fren, grandpa went to a drag show.

Resemblance to Tess is striking, though.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Darling Dimples New Orleans stripper" and fren, grandpa went to a drag show.

I've been image searching since he posted because I didn't want to believe a farmer got fooled by this.

 

[Cloudby Skytoucher]

"Darling Dimples New Orleans stripper" and fren, grandpa went to a drag show.

Resemblance to Tess is striking, though.
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The image I saw was this, actually:

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-stripper-photo-106-darling-412499186

Dunno if it's the same person or if one is a parody of the other. Naturally there's very little info remaining on 60 year old strippers. If it was this dude in drag that would make it even more hilarious because gramps was constantly getting hit on by gays when he was younger. A dude straight up tried groping him in a movie theater and he fuckin throat chopped him.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Should we start a go fund me for her child’s future massive therapy bills?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Should we start a go fund me for her child’s future massive therapy bills?

Anything to stop the Farms from getting DDOS'd again after someone shares his mass shooting footage here.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Whatever you're smoking, I wanna try some.

Ashley Graham has top tier facial genetics, big tits and a pyhsique that the kids would call "thicc". She's gorgeous. Tess doesn't even look like she's the same species as Ashley Graham. She was thrust into the limelight as part of a social movement that aims to subvert everything good and beautiful by foisting upon us the most repuslive aesthetic forms they can come up with.

TBF when Tess started she was plus size but much smaller and did have an hourglass figure. While she didn’t have an elite editorial look, she was pretty enough that she could have had a commercial career. Unfortunately for her she ate herself out of legit modeling (plus her laziness and sour personality were also liabilities).

 

[The Jackal]

"Darling Dimples New Orleans stripper" and fren, grandpa went to a drag show.

Resemblance to Tess is striking, though.
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This is the funniest off-topic sidebar I've come across in a while. Nearly made me spit take my coffee. Pure gold.

 

[multiverse]

TBF when Tess started she was plus size but much smaller and did have an hourglass figure. While she didn’t have an elite editorial look, she was pretty enough that she could have had a commercial career. Unfortunately for her she ate herself out of legit modeling (plus her laziness and sour personality were also liabilities).

No, she didn't. She had her photos shooped to the moon and back. Tess was less of a butter ball than she us now at her first moddle jobs, but she's never had an hourglass figure.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I hope she keeps her onlyfats stuff away from spaces she shares with Bowie, but knowing her type, she'll make him hold the camera.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

No, she didn't. She had her photos shooped to the moon and back. Tess was less of a butter ball than she us now at her first moddle jobs, but she's never had an hourglass figure.

Yep. Look at the David LaChappelle shoot. She's always had an apple shape where her stomach is too big to be an "hourglass". She might've had an easier time to fit into a corset to create an illusion of an hourglass, but by all accounts, since at least her teens she's been rotund.

 

[NoReturn]

No new tiktoks, only a couple instagram stories:

 

[Clotso Coof]

No new tiktoks, only a couple instagram stories:
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Pitches book: "this is perfect for the young teen", also "look at my fat pussy on OnlyFans!"

 

[Candidae]

A little late but I think what some in this thread are missing about fillers is that recently they discovered that fillers absolutely don't dissolve in practice like they were marketing it to. The idea of it dissolving is based in theory but the theory is flawed and doesn't work in practice (the body dissolves sodium hyaluronate naturally but doesn't trigger the process enough to remove filler). Most of the "confirmation" doctors had that it "dissolved" as theorized was the area looking less plump with time on their patients. Unfortunately the lowered plump was due to migration and possibly a tiny bit of dissolving. It caused celebs and influencers to get pillow face even if they only topped up small every few months/once a year and not the recommended amounts, but the recommendations most estheticians pushed guaranteed you getting pillow face due to constantly adding more filler and overflowing the lips to begin with. Especially if you got it done by some nurse who only knows how to inject based on a day course and plumps as big as you ask.
Article about it
A slightly annoying YouTuber on the subject

TL;DR filler isn't a temporary thing. Filler migrates across the lymphatic system throughout the body, mostly getting lodged in lymph nodes like around armpits and the lymph nodes on the face near the lips like the nose area (pillowface), and over 10 year old filler is being found in women who've been getting it done since the start. It will definitely move throughout your whole face and eventually body unless you dissolve it or cut it out and some women are discovering it can't all be removed or dissolved even through multiple surgeries. Tess is filled with filler across her face, and her lymph nodes are guaranteed fucked given how much she did and how often. Influencers got it in for free and most, like Tess, cannot afford to fix this mistake because you need lots of dissolving fluid and years of work requires a surgeon to explore your face and cut it out. And that's just what stayed in the face, not left to the armpits or other lymphatic areas. As morbid as it is to think about, if you peeled an influencer's face skin off like Tess you would see yellow globs everywhere. And Tess presumably can't safely be put under for this
Edit: found the woman who did an MRI on her filler face to show migration

 

[The Hardest R]

Even at the peak of her modeling career, she was so fat that several plus size models had to help her up off the ground since she couldn’t do it herself. She’s always been at least 50-100 pounds overweight and now it’s likely 300+ pounds.

Also LMAO at Darling Dimples and Big Jim.