DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
No idea why it had to be 10 hours rather than at most 1 hour.
I don't usually watch those but I've seen people like them this long since they can use it as background noise while working. I just don't get the idea of making content for the purpose of someone actively not paying attention to it while they're doing something else.
 
The "Is Phil skinny" debate rages on!

He's skinny-fat. He's the definition of it. No muscle tone, soft, droopy everything, zero strength, pale as a ghost, waddles around the room.

But, yes, lighter than he was, and technically not obese or really even overweight. Not sure that the goal should be to look like Phil though.


He is overweight bordering on obese.
 

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I don't usually watch those but I've seen people like them this long since they can use it as background noise while working. I just don't get the idea of making content for the purpose of someone actively not paying attention to it while they're doing something else.


That's pretty much what Youtube is for me when I'm working from home. Although I wish the autoplay feature didn't think I want to watch 3-4 hour videos after a 10 minute one.
 
This is exactly why he dodged Jayde when he was begging Phil to play a couple SF6 matches. Any normal human would hold back and give Jayde a few wins. Phil however would be trying to curb stomp him but isn't sure if he could pull it off and thinks detracors would be laughing at him for losing.
Jayde is the one person that Phil's fans and detractors agree is a pretty nice guy. He was dealt a bad hand, but is a good seed.
 
Phil is coping so hard about Kino Casino brutalizing his anus last night, he accidentally said "retard" on stream, lmao. Now he's saying KC making fun of him is "good fun" and everyone does it, so it's okay for them too, they're all still great friends dood!

This is next-level cope cucking, people.
That's their relationship in a nutshell.

Kino Casino will talk shit about Phil, and Phil will suck it up because he needs them for the extra clout. His "friends" use Phil for laughs because even they know he's just another sideshow freak to point and laugh at, and that they're using his viewers and detractors for extra views, and that Phil will do nothing about it because he's a massive beta. Now all he can do is cope.
 
That's their relationship in a nutshell.

Kino Casino will talk shit about Phil, and Phil will suck it up because he needs them for the extra clout. His "friends" use Phil for laughs because even they know he's just another sideshow freak to point and laugh at, and that they're using his viewers and detractors for extra views, and that Phil will do nothing about it because he's a massive beta. Now all he can do is cope.
The way he addresses PPP mocking his obese wife is so pathetic. He acts like doing a sponsorship ad in a video is worse (because let’s be real—no company would ever pay him for an ad) than sucking up to people who openly mock him and Khet.

 
That's their relationship in a nutshell.

Kino Casino will talk shit about Phil, and Phil will suck it up because he needs them for the extra clout. His "friends" use Phil for laughs because even they know he's just another sideshow freak to point and laugh at, and that they're using his viewers and detractors for extra views, and that Phil will do nothing about it because he's a massive beta. Now all he can do is cope.
The funny thing is that Phil isn't getting any extra views. Most of the detractors watch the Kino Casino clip channel or other highlight channels instead of watching Phil. and Kc fans are avoiding Phil like the plague once they realized he is really a denthead just like the detractors said he is

Also, I watched GTG latest video about the wrassle wrassle show of Triple P (that's what we all call him, Triple P) and Phil and he stated that Phil has begun to incorporate some of ALT's mannerism into his current behaviour. You think he is right? Can't exactly say what that might be, ALT is way more energetic then Phil will ever be
 
To be fair with Steve, the way Phil acts about anything encourages that sort of behaviour:

Everyone knows Phil lies about his back injury, and he probably stole the story from someone else (likely Dave).

BUT Phil, has this horrible trait of denying every claims he's telling bullshit unless you have concrete proof while constantly moving the goalpost.

So yes, that is a way too long video about a retard's fake back problems but so are our countless discussions about how DFTR is DSP.
It's just the way Phil acts about his lies encourage that sort of behaviour.
The issue is trying to play by Phil's arbitrary rules. Gives him too much power when you're trying to do things in his court.

You come into one-way arguments and debates because you try to abide by Phils guidelines on things like this because he just spews "ERM EVIDENCE?" when confronted. But he doesn't really care enough for evidence in the first place because it's just a distraction.
So you come back with actual evidence, but this time it's not good enough, its circumstancial! So you go through making a 10 hour video so now guess what, you're a fuckin crazy weirdo who stalks his words in the past and holding him accountable.

It's a bit like when you beat him in fighting games. You didn't: Earn that win, do anything impressive, played top tier, you're cheating etc etc etc. and next thing you know you're not gettin rematched or staying in his casual lobbies because he just wants to farm scrubs to feed his ego.
So yeah like other says, it's easier to just call him a lying nigger and just ignoring him because he's the one wasting more energy on trying to convince you.
 
Jayde is the one person that Phil's fans and detractors agree is a pretty nice guy. He was dealt a bad hand, but is a good seed.
I agree with that as well. Not sure if it would be considered a gayop but imagine how ass mad Phil would be if the detractors started playing Jayde in SF6 matches and treated him like a normal person.
 
So yeah like other says, it's easier to just call him a lying nigger and just ignoring him because he's the one wasting more energy on trying to convince you.
He even tries to convince people of things that no one even cares about; trivial things that no one was thinking about, remembered, or would even care about if they were reminded of. His eyes bug out, he flails, his head darts back and forth while his chat asks if he can start the game already. I'm struggling to think of an example but I bet someone could help me out (thanks in advance). And his explanations don't make sense, he's not even convincing (like in the S.S. interview, the piece of paper with crayon on it when he showed his expenses included Hulu). He's either nuts, just wants to waste everyone's time, or both.

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - George Carlin
 
I know there is no long term thinking in Phil's tiny brain and also I know at some point in the future the current goal system will be done away with/changed for whatever reason, but I do think it'd be pretty fun if he kept the system as it is very long term and the number hits like 3,124 and he's begging the same as always. "Idiots in the chat are saying OH OH OH you've made $468,600 bucks since you started this goal system. UH that went to pay for...bills and stuff stupid! Anyways, nao guise we could really use some liquidity style support so who's gunna tip first?"

He even tries to convince people of things that no one even cares about; trivial things that no one was thinking about, remembered, or would even care about if they were reminded of. His eyes bug out, he flails, his head darts back and forth while his chat asks if he can start the game already. I'm struggling to think of an example but I bet someone could help me out (thanks in advance). And his explanations don't make sense, he's not even convincing (like in the S.S. interview, the piece of paper with crayon on it when he showed his expenses included Hulu). He's either nuts, just wants to waste everyone's time, or both.

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - George Carlin
This isn't a perfect example, but it did remind me of his strange several minute tangent about dick lengthening that he looked into. "Vera says I know too much about that, well when I was younger I was just curious so I did a lot of research"
He has zero curiosity and can't google literally anything to try solve a problem on his own, but back in the day he was surfing the web to find the truth about dick enlargement.
 
One of those movies created a franchise and one of those movies killed a franchise. The audience called it right.
Some major differences in the way the characters are presented respectively to the audience as growing and changing to overcome challenges, too, in each example.
imagine how ass mad Phil would be if the detractors started playing Jayde in SF6 matches and treated him like a normal person.
Phil and Jayde have played a SF6 match in a viewer lobby night already. He would have no response, just like he stifled any response during their match where Jayde played the character like he's in a wheelchair, because, he is.
 
Phil and Jayde have played a SF6 match in a viewer lobby night already.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe during the viewer lobby nights, Jayde was too dented to figure out how to get into the lobby, and DSP refused to help because he did not want to play him at all. As far as I know he has never played Jayde before, I think there might've been a fake Jayde he played, but the real Jayde's gameplay is too "unique" and "special" to even replicate.

I remember Piece of Peace pulling up his match history before, he uses modern controls and just presses random buttons with Juri, resulting in endless pinwheels straight up in the air hitting nothing while his opponent kind of just stared in shock.
Jayde is the one person that Phil's fans and detractors agree is a pretty nice guy. He was dealt a bad hand, but is a good seed.
Speak for yourself brother I'm a Jayde hater. DSP has treated the special kid different than everyone else in the classroom for so long that he thinks he's above everyone.

DSP will say that it costs $20 to change his character in Marvel rivals. Then Jayde will just post in his chat "I want see panther plz ton" and Dave will say "oh okay Jayde I think I can try out black panther". Like wtf, why don't you tell Jayde to open up his fucking wallet like everyone else? "Jayde if you want to see black panther, get your mom-caretaker to help you with the Velcro, and spend some of that sweet sweet Minnesota disability money" is what he should say. DSP never learned it's not good for the special kid to be treated differently, and listen, I don't make the rules here, I just want DSP to enforce them equally. Like, basically everyone DSP interacts with and yells at is most likely disabled, but only our special boy Jayde gets the light gloves
 
I think there might've been a fake Jayde he played, but the real Jayde's gameplay is too "unique" and "special" to even replicate.
I don't give a fuck enough to go back and confirm, but to my recollection from it being posted in this thread, Phil was sweatyman.jpg Zangief and 'Jayde', authentic or ween, jumped in the air repeatedly like a wheelchair. It wasn't as funny as a Jose match but was mildly amusing.
 
The funny thing is that Phil isn't getting any extra views. Most of the detractors watch the Kino Casino clip channel or other highlight channels instead of watching Phil. and Kc fans are avoiding Phil like the plague once they realized he is really a denthead just like the detractors said he is

Also, I watched GTG latest video about the wrassle wrassle show of Triple P (that's what we all call him, Triple P) and Phil and he stated that Phil has begun to incorporate some of ALT's mannerism into his current behaviour. You think he is right? Can't exactly say what that might be, ALT is way more energetic then Phil will ever be
He picked up a few whales from them. Perry the white, Rare Tricks, Dick Jones, and Darksydepimp/Danksneedpimp were all KC views, and now they're donating large sums to Phil.
 
It sucks that The 0utsyder is the TIHYDP creator that stuck with it through the years. They used to be high effort 50-90 videos with tons of comments highlighted. Now The Outsyder releases 9 hour videos that are an unedited, bloated mess. Full of footage that isn't worth laughing at and the same throwback clips he inserts every 2-3 mins to artificially inflate the runtime for ads.
 
Also, I watched GTG latest video about the wrassle wrassle show of Triple P (that's what we all call him, Triple P) and Phil and he stated that Phil has begun to incorporate some of ALT's mannerism into his current behaviour. You think he is right?
It's the other way around. ALT has adopted so many Philisms, either ironically or unironically, that it becomes cringy and no longer funny.
 
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - George Carlin
It's exactly this. He is just fumbling for anything to get a win over you in any sort of "battle". And you see how he likes to switch rules and circumstances so he's the one always on top.

He's a straight up narcissist and there's a video of some bald guy who tells you how to deal with them, and it's just saying "Whatever."

If you feed into his nonsense, he doesn't need your full affirmation on if a story is really believable or not. He has his mind set as soon as you give him that inch and he will grip onto it or anything that allows him to keep spreading bullshit like its cancer. It's why some people are worried about calling him out on anything because he will take on Doody video and latch onto that shit as a defense because he's desperate. But again that shit doesn't matter anyway because like above, you give him full 100% informative concise information or criticism to him, he will just create a strawman out of thin air.
 
It's exactly this. He is just fumbling for anything to get a win over you in any sort of "battle". And you see how he likes to switch rules and circumstances so he's the one always on top.

He's a straight up narcissist and there's a video of some bald guy who tells you how to deal with them, and it's just saying "Whatever."

If you feed into his nonsense, he doesn't need your full affirmation on if a story is really believable or not. He has his mind set as soon as you give him that inch and he will grip onto it or anything that allows him to keep spreading bullshit like its cancer. It's why some people are worried about calling him out on anything because he will take on Doody video and latch onto that shit as a defense because he's desperate. But again that shit doesn't matter anyway because like above, you give him full 100% informative concise information or criticism to him, he will just create a strawman out of thin air.
Or say he's forced to admit something in the moment, the next day he will pretend like that last day never happened. There's no continuity. Or will pretend he "won," like when Craig owned him and told him to go fuck himself (which loops around to your original sentiment, Craig handled him the proper way).
 
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