Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[NO TROONS]

I got 404.

Can you see the videos now?

 

[Poonocchio]

Update, it would appear Larmoyant Pooner has thrown in the towel, and returned early to the States.

Another clue from a month ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest...eally_tired_of_being_despised_for_being_nice/

I think I'm going soft in my old age because (aside from the Poonering) I feel a bit sorry for this one. She sounds lonely and sad and she just doesn't get it, and it's tugging at my heart strings a bit, it must suck to have that level of social ineptitude but also be very aware how people around you are responding negatively to you and not understanding how to do anything about it.

 

[FinnSven]

“Pass pretty well” = “do not pass.” Troons need to understand that out in the real world, looking kind of feminine from certain angles just isn’t going to cut it.

I have this theory that they just don’t see “passing” the way we do. I remember some ex-troon saying that he believed Oliver Thorn was the epitome of femininity. What I think happens is that they get wrapped up in their online communities, where there are no real women, and come to believe that looking feminine for a guy is the same as looking like a woman. So any troon who puts in more effort than your entry-level hon thinks he’s hot stuff.

I strongly suspect that Troons on HRT, especially after a few months, are going to see a marked difference in themselves looking more feminine, but strangers who have never seen them before are just going to see a feminine-ish guy in a dress.

Exactly like a scrawny kid, who has hit the gym for a couple of months is going to see some gains and feel like they are a lot bigger, but again strangers are just going to see a still fairly scrawny kid by their standards.

You joke, but I was at a site for work once where they had explanatory notes in the toilets asking people not to squat on the toilet seat. With cartoon pictures and everything. And to flush loo roll not put it in bins.

They have those in schools which hold language classes for immigrants here.

It is fucking disgusting when a fresh off the boat, lowest caste Indian has shat all over the cistern and seat.
Apparently they do it because they are also not supposed to risk having skin to skin contact with something which may also come into contact with a higher caste Indian.

Fucking insane.

 

[Quarter Pounder]

You joke, but I was at a site for work once where they had explanatory notes in the toilets asking people not to squat on the toilet seat. With cartoon pictures and everything. And to flush loo roll not put it in bins.

The ‘putting used toilet paper in the bin and not flushing it’ is a gross, widespread problem for anyone not immigrating from a first world country. Even in, say, China’s major cities, plumbing infrastructure is still so poorly made in current year that it’s still common practice to put it in the bin, not flush it. ‘Superpower’, btw.

I think I'm going soft in my old age because (aside from the Poonering) I feel a bit sorry for this one. She sounds lonely and sad and she just doesn't get it, and it's tugging at my heart strings a bit, it must suck to have that level of social ineptitude but also be very aware how people around you are responding negatively to you and not understanding how to do anything about it.

Yeah, I felt the same with this one. I still maintain the overwhelming majority of troons & poons have personality disorders on top of the autism, but occasionally I’ll see one like this where I think it’s purely the autism that’s the problem. It’s easier to feel for someone when there’s less cluster b bullshit than usual.

 

[Positron]

Can you see the videos now?

Only the audio loads. Attachments are all out of whack today so we'll have to wait for Null to fix them.

 

[Necrosan]

I feel a bit sorry for this one. She sounds lonely and sad and she just doesn't get it, and it's tugging at my heart strings a bit, it must suck to have that level of social ineptitude but also be very aware how people around you are responding negatively to you and not understanding how to do anything about it.

I was too until I read this:

And... he rejected it. Obviously, that's why I'm here.

Now I'm hurt. Really hurt. I should mention I have Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria

It's not just, "I was rejected" it's "I was rejected but my rejection is extra special compared to the ones normal people go through".

The one time you can relate to them and say "Yeah, I've been there, it fucking sucks!", they just rip it out of your hands instead and turn it into some alien shit that throws any sympathy out of the window, at least for me.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I was too until I read this:

It's not just, "I was rejected" it's "I was rejected but my rejection is extra special compared to the ones normal people go through".

The one time you can relate to them and say "Yeah, I've been there, it fucking sucks!", they just rip it out of your hands instead and turn it into some alien shit that throws any sympathy out of the window, at least for me.

I have Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria

Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria

Is that dumb broad telling people that irl too? No wonder why people don't like her. They are walking on eggshells around that crazy woman.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yep. Dont all human beings have what would be classed as "rejection sensitivity dysphoria"?

KEK the gay man "DECEIVING" the troon.
He doesn't owe you any details of his proctorial medical history!
Wondering about the troons problem solving skills. Was bf posting videos dancing to lana del ray demos before he was "outed"? Did this behaviour raise any suspicions?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Is that dumb broad telling people that irl too? No wonder why people don't like her. They are walking on eggshells around that crazy woman.

No no, you don't understand! You have to take it seriously when it has a scientific name!

That's why there's so many genderspecials and weirdos in academia right now, I swear it. Making their own personal little issues and fetishes 'scientific', thus making them legitimate. Freaks.

 

[Necrosan]

(R) "Your L today will cost 40 dollars, sir!"

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I MTF 18 was to get a navel piercing today.. but it didn't work out.

I got a sorta gender neutral name so i guess the studio assumed I was a girl. When I got there today there was a little situation. They first didn't believe that I was the one who had booked but I showed them my ID. They told me that they unfortunately can't do navels on "guys". I inquired and they explained they had to write it into policy because apparently guys had gotten em and their parents had complained it turned them gay. And it rarely turned out that well on guys as well... So they put into into policy that they won't pierce the navel of guys. Said no legit studio is likely to do it either

What a fine way to wast 40 dollars.

(R) You don't hate them enough post #100219.

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Gender dysphoria gets debilitating that a lot of us trans folks cannot blossom in life until it’s addressed. Even in cis people. Older married breast cancer survivor women with all grown up kids no longer needing to look like the epitome of femininity to attract a partner like they used to would still get breast reconstruction surgery because the absence of their breasts make them extremely depressed and dysphoric. Men with prostate cancer who get treated with feminine HRT to drop dht levels get depressive symptoms mirroring our severe gender dysphoria.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

a lot of communities, especially in cities, offer self defence courses for women. They are worth taking and it’s surprising how much damage you can do when you’re motivated!

Highly recommend!

And luckily they don't make you spar in those courses, so you won't have to defeat any infiltrating TIMs in hand-to-hand combat.

Edit: Although of course you must be prepared to... Good luck out there, ladies.

 

[cypocryphy]

Did you know there were trans Neanderthals? Some would say they still walk among us, even.

For anyone who has ever seen Charlotte Clymer, this is indeed true.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

For anyone who has ever seen Charlotte Clymer, this is indeed true.

This is the first time I wanted a "sick burn" sticker specifically.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I got a sorta gender neutral name so i guess the studio assumed I was a girl. When I got there today there was a little situation. They first didn't believe that I was the one who had booked but I showed them my ID. They told me that they unfortunately can't do navels on "guys". I inquired and they explained they had to write it into policy because apparently guys had gotten em and their parents had complained it turned them gay. And it rarely turned out that well on guys as well... So they put into into policy that they won't pierce the navel of guys. Said no legit studio is likely to do it either

What a fine way to wast 40 dollars.

I don't buy this story for one second. I bet what actually happened is he was told upon inspection that he doesn't have the right anatomy for a navel piercing (this is common in both sexes, only shitty piercers will go ahead and do it anyway) and he decided to turn this into twanzphobia. "it rarely turned out that well on guys as well" sort of gives the truth away. Surprise, men and women do have different anatomy.

The same issue can come up with nipple piercings since guys sometimes have tiny little eraser nubs. It's not fucking transphobia it's biology you twat.

At least make your victim story believable.

 

[Neko GF]

Man sees troon and reacts accordingly-

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Bro failed the challenge:

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Man sees troon and reacts accordingly-
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Bro failed the challenge:
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Ngl, I would fail too

 

[Fort Brooks]

Man sees troon and reacts accordingly-

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I can feel what's coming

This is something to look out for in anything these people write, and it speaks to something larger in their worldview. It's always "feel", not "see" or "know" or "think". They also introduce a mysterious third element into the mind-body problem when they say shit like "my brain" instead of "I".

Their™ (brains') feelings don't care about your facts.

 

[Mad_Dog]

 

[Amin Yasister]

You joke, but I was at a site for work once where they had explanatory notes in the toilets asking people not to squat on the toilet seat. With cartoon pictures and everything. And to flush loo roll not put it in bins.

I worked in a Government building in Central London, and the estates office were forever replacing toilet seats and shit on the cistrns and floor. These signs went up, but to no effect.
These were the staff toilets. Can you imagine the state of any public toilets. Fucking hell.

The ‘putting used toilet paper in the bin and not flushing it’ is a gross, widespread problem for anyone not immigrating from a first world country. Even in, say, China’s major cities, plumbing infrastructure is still so poorly made in current year that it’s still common practice to put it in the bin, not flush it. ‘Superpower’, btw.

Happen in lots of places throughout Mediterranean Europe, such as parts of Greece, Spain, Portugal, Italy, etc., in both the bustling tourist coastal resorts and in remote inland villages.

 

[Galaxolotl]

The ‘sneaking around the side’ mode is very common in mammals too where they have harems. You’ll get an alpha male who defends the harem and then sneaky betas who court females when his back is turned. The red deer is studied for this if you fancy a read . It occurs to me writing this that this would select for two types of males: the strong ones who are physically able but also have a drive to protect the group, and the sneaky ones who get the benefits of his protection (of the females and their offpairing) without endangering themselves defending it. This would select against altruistic behaviour and for selfishness
That’s an interesting thought….

Male cuttlefish do this too