Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[dj0449674]

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Nice try being "smart", stupid little Jennifer. You didn't do shit aside from never stop xeeting against the pests and never learned your lesson from being beaten the living shit up by 3 nigger kids in Chubby's Cheesesteak in 2020. Didn't you say shit over the LA Fire Department before?

You can't stop rubbing your faucet microcock and your ego, Rick; it's why you're so easy to be debunked out of your bullshit, and that you're Mama Raven's golden child says everything about you.
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No, CHILD! These are all facts! Your paycheck, and your life will be ruined by evil orange man's tariffs! Shut your fucking mouth, and listen to everything I've said, baby child! You have no permissions to deflect my hot takes!
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Republicans are no more than an alt-right movement and are brainwashing us American, child. Only Dems can save this country from evil orange man's tariffs. These are all facts, and these are merely your delusions to believe the Republican party, sweetie.

You're still a fat faggot with bitch tits, Fat Prick, enjoy dunce caps.

The governor of NC is a Democrat despite the Republicans coming controlling the legislature.

 

[Associate Rick]

Even though there hasn't been an official announcement for Lolcow of the Year yet, I just wanted to reassure all Patposters that Rick has continued his unbroken winning streak.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nikki will have to give a deposition too. I'm betting the defense attorneys know enough to schedule hers and Pat's in such a way that the two cannot compare notes and get their stories straight. Nikki's deposition will probably be many, many pages of "I can't recall: I don't recall" "My medicines interfere with my memories sometimes. Tee hee."

She's got that covered. She'll just let some gas leak and escape during the confusion of the building being evacuated.

 

[femoralcanal]

Dr. Pat

"I might not understand phones shouldn't be underwater. But medicine is super easy and you disagreed with me, the 1.2 gpa AUTHORITY who wrote Tiny Tim Sucks Dick For Cock. Turn in your license".

I hope he gets ran over by an 18-wheeler.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Pat has spent the last 30 or so years struggling to understand why things don't work out like they did when he was in school anymore.

 

[Markorian]

Pat has spent the last 30 or so years struggling to understand why things don't work out like they did when he was in school anymore.

Whoever originally said that Pat views the courts as merely the adult extension of tattling to the teachers over every minor disagreement in school was spot on.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I don't know why everyone keeps saying Patrick's going to give the mother in law money. He's never borrowed money from her. Quasi didn't get paid. Not. A. Single. Cent. Never happened, and if you could read, you'd be able to understand why. Enjoy prison, child.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I don't know why everyone keeps saying Patrick's going to give the mother in law money. He's never borrowed money from her. Quasi didn't get paid. Not. A. Single. Cent. Never happened, and if you could read, you'd be able to understand why. Enjoy prison, child.

Never paid Quasi. Police escort for Dans protection. Never lost a lawsuit. Never eaten at Chubbys or HEARD of a cheesesteak for that matter baby child. Beat a black teen into submission "dead" and chased them a few blocks before giving up (not running out of breath). Not named Jen. Mama Raven, and Rona for that matter, doesn't exist.

The only thing he won't deny is Bernell Trammell. He just ignores and stays quiet on that one.

 

[femoralcanal]

The only thing he won't deny is Bernell Trammell. He just ignores and stays quiet on that one.

That is spot on, and considering who we are talking about, him never childing anyone about that is very strange.

We joke a lot about him killing Bernell, but stuff like this makes me maybe 1% believe he did it.

 

[Markorian]

That is spot on, and considering who we are talking about, him never childing anyone about that is very strange.

We joke a lot about him killing Bernell, but stuff like this makes me maybe 1% believe he did it.

When I was a wee newfag to patposting, I thought accusing him of killing Bernell was just another bit, but there is enough shit there that's downright  weird that it should at least be looked into. The way he ignores this accusation in particular, almost as if he doesn't want to bring it ANY extra attention, is one of those things that just makes you think.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He even attempted to coax similar behavior out of them by swinging the gayest punch he could muster at them, but they merely detained him briefly.

That clip always fucking kills me. I've seen videos of American cops tackling grannies for jaywalking, I've seen them pull out their tazer with the speed of a 10 Agility+Quick Draw perk characters from Fallout New Vegas whenever someone merely verbally resists. Fatty Bitch Tits physically resisted arrest and not one of the dozen cops tackled him while the other ones yelled "ON DA GROYUND ON DA GROYUND ON DA GROYUND" like malfunctioning Fallout security robots. He registers so low on every cop's threat scale that they treated him like he was a literal 5 year old child throwing a mild tantrum.

 

[FinnSven]

That is spot on, and considering who we are talking about, him never childing anyone about that is very strange.

We joke a lot about him killing Bernell, but stuff like this makes me maybe 1% believe he did it.

I think there is a 40% chance he did it.

I am sure that there is an 80% chance he knows who did it.

There is always the possibility he hired someone to do it and paid from the crypto account he denies is his.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

When I was a wee newfag to patposting, I thought accusing him of killing Bernell was just another bit, but there is enough shit there that's downright  weird that it should at least be looked into. The way he ignores this accusation in particular, almost as if he doesn't want to bring it ANY extra attention, is one of those things that just makes you think.

I was the same way too, I thought it was just another bit of fun like the story of him shitting himself at the Brewers game, but when you look at all the evidence there’s something there.

It reminds me of that Kathleen Peterson case in a way. When you hear the theory that an owl killed her, it seems ridiculous, but when you look at some of the evidence it starts seeming more plausible.

Now I’m still not saying that Fatrick did it, I think he’s too much of a fag to shoot someone in cold blood like that, and far too stupid to get away with it, but it’s one of those theories that seems plausible enough.

 

[lindsayfan]

bringin this back

 

[femoralcanal]

The way he ignores this accusation in particular

We have proof of him contradicting dozens of public, documented events, and even denying the sky is blue.

But THIS the Patient Zero of ODD can't even mention? If I were the MPD, I'd put a few days looking into it for sure.

When you hear the theory that an owl killed her, it seems ridiculous, but when you look at some of the evidence it starts seeming more plausible

Exactly, that is an excellent comparison.
For those who don't know the case, I'll link the analysis done by one of the best true crime channels out there:

 

[Maude Snew]

Never paid Quasi. Police escort for Dans protection. Never lost a lawsuit. Never eaten at Chubbys or HEARD of a cheesesteak for that matter baby child. Beat a black teen into submission "dead" and chased them a few blocks before giving up (not running out of breath). Not named Jen. Mama Raven, and Rona for that matter, doesn't exist.

The only thing he won't deny is Bernell Trammell. He just ignores and stays quiet on that one.

Say what you want but Fat Rick Assley just doesn't hit as hard as his not fatass inspiration.

 

[Welf Welf]

The more I think about the murder the more I think Patrick actually did it. He might be a fat faggot with bitch tits, but we know he's a very angry person, and we know he's amoral enough to make death threats towards his own (soon to be) newborn daughter (and do it in a serious enough manner that Rona called the police). The only reason he hasn't hurt more people is because he's a limp-wristed fat coward. We know exactly the kind of person he would be if he had a shred of power:

We also know Patrick visited a lake hours away from the city shortly after the murder, and was ticketed for speeding that day. We also haven't seen his handgun in years. Someone should take a metal detector to that lake he visited, if we know its name...

 

[FinnSven]

Patrick begs to differ.

 

[Gassem_K]

Patrick begs to differ.

He's single-handedly keeping the stats up.

 

[RaxxScholar]

can i get a qrd on this Bernell guy? I'm fairly new to the patverse