Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Candidae]

What do these people mean by "out"??

Maybe he thinks because his classmates ignore him they actually don't see him at all. Even though I presume he sits in the same spot every day and presumably hangs out with his friend and would be recognized that way in the halls at least. Nobody would look at him in a skirt and mask and go "who's that sitting in his spot?", they'd obviously be seeing him in a skirt then talking about it to their friends. The mask wouldn't hide his identity unless maybe he also put on a wig and sat somewhere else, but even then he'd be noticed as himself in a wig before people assumed there was a new random girl in class

 

[barrow greeter]

Originally posted in the Bluesky thread, but then I realized...
enjoy a classic example of troons glazing Evropa, also what're the odds she just doesn't understand their insults in French?

commie troon, stay over there

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Crossposting from the Alejandro Carabello thread, but here's your Daily Cluster B Nightmare, courtesy of the Athletic: https://archive.ph/iX3XB

Let's just say I'm thinking everyone at The Athletic are peaked.

 

[Harold Godwinson]

The black lipstick... why...

I’ve noticed stuff like this is really popular with troons. They think it makes them look alt and cool, but at the same time it’s nowhere near as high effort as other alternative shit like big winged eyeliner or piercings - they can just smear some £1 bargain bin black lipstick all over their paper thin lips and teeth and instantly become the “goth mommy” they spend all day gooning to

Also fucking ugly dark lipstick colours were really trendy circa 2015 or so when a lot of these new wave troons were teens/kids. And we all know that trannies get frozen in time and dress like how girls did when they were 12, instead of current trends or dressing their own age. He actually looks like he’s skinwalking a teenage girl from 2015 who loves Life is Strange and listens to The Neighbourhood.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Ryan Castellucci is having an appeal of his court decision next week, which will cost him another £100k.

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The crowdjustice fundraiser has not moved much since I last checked (Archive.is does not work for me today, but I remember it was at around 75 thousand)

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Ryan does not thing it's going well either


We are looking forward to hearing from Ryan. Will he pay another hundred thousand quid to hear the same thing again?

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[ita]

Crossposting from the Alejandro Carabello thread, but here's your Daily Cluster B Nightmare, courtesy of the Athletic: https://archive.ph/iX3XB

Let's just say I'm thinking everyone at The Athletic are peaked.

This post is fucking amazing. Absolutely one of the most entertaining things I’ve read in a while. It reads like a good satire, but nary! It’s a genuine troon meltdown!

It is chock-full of narcissism, repeated attempts at emotional manipulation, self-congratulation, self-pity, and impressively bad-faith takes on everything he touches on. 10/10 funny tranny L post if you have the time for it. If I ever needed to peak someone on transgender ideology, I’d send this to them in a heartbeat.

 

[Fort Brooks]

Crossposting from the Alejandro Carabello thread, but here's your Daily Cluster B Nightmare, courtesy of the Athletic: https://archive.ph/iX3XB

Let's just say I'm thinking everyone at The Athletic are peaked.

There's a really interesting snippet in that article:

Now, though, thanks to a well-funded anti-trans movement, the revival of debunked talking points and the willingness of the Times to give them unmerited oxygen, my joy has vanished.

Never considered this angle, but looks like the censorship stuff is coming back to bite them on the arse. The "debunked talking points" never went away to be "reivived", these people just silenced and pushed away and proximally destroyed anything remotely related to reality. Now that the fingers have been plucked from their ears, oh no, the world is ending!

They have had years to refine arguments to actually debunk arguments, but no, they were too busy fisting themselves in the streets or posting pictures of their dog-mauled crotches on reddit. Make no mistake, there is no way to debunk reality, but they could have at least tried, you know? Looking forward to seeing more of the effects of uncensoring.

 

[monstrous bubo]

An enby transmasc reveals that this is not the most ridiculous thing about herself


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Spoiler: the full gloriously retarded post

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BatCubed

Is changing my name career suicide?​

General Question

Hi! I’m 31, NB/transmasc, and i’m working on entering the professional workforce as a CPA (I’m still in school, but that’s the goal.)

An opportunity to change my name legally has arisen, but i’m still undetermined on What name i want to choose. While I go by Bat with friends, and Lilith at work, i know Bat is a little out of the question for a “real” name, if i want to be taken seriously, and I only use Lilith because it’s Not My Deadname, but the goal is to be able to pass without defaulting to “ma’am” I’ve contemplated Franklin (Frank, Frankie, Franklin) but i’m not super married to it yet.

The other name i’ve seriously considered is “Jackal”, which I am very aware has similar problems of being just, an animal name, but i figure it’s also easy enough to pass as “Jack” or “Jackie”, and if anyone pries i can tell them my parents had a weird sense of humor…. But if a prospective company is looking into me and find out that not only is it “Jackal” but i Chose it? is that gonna murder any chance of getting a job easily? i know i’m probably overthinking it, but i’m also having a hard time thinking of another legal name that i’d want, that would fit me, and sound good…

(i’ll also take recommendations for similar “neutral” names that are transformative, that’s a large part of the appeal)

ETA: No, i do not plan on introducing myself as “Jackal” at work or on business cards! I’d be using“Jack” or “Jackie”, just like i’d probably go by “Frank” instead of Franklin or i donnow, “Bart” for “Bartholomew”, hence my desire for permutatable names. I am aware Jackal would not be appropriate, as otherwise I’d just bite the bullet and go by Bat, haha

I’m wondering if someone looking into my full name would raise an eyebrow

(crossposting to the tranny names thread)

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

An enby transmasc reveals that this is not the most ridiculous thing about herself

Well I think Bat Jackal Bugself Sans is a great name, don't let the haters stop you, King!

Crossposting from the Alejandro Carabello thread, but here's your Daily Cluster B Nightmare, courtesy of the Athletic: https://archive.ph/iX3XB

This is amazing. Pure gold. Once again, a real mayun shows he can do it better than women - this is the ultimate Cluster B manifesto.

The Times published the defense of the notoriously anti-trans Rowling on Feb. 16, 2023. I was diagnosed with heart failure two months later. My health nosedived. The diagnosis was later overturned, but the medical mystery remains. My body never got the memo.

They broke my heart. That’s my explanation.

 

[Otterly]

the Assyrians were big about recording numbers too, how many pyramids of heads, how many yards of entrails

Imagine being the guy who had to count the entrails.

there's even a bit in the Bible, 1 Samuel 18-27 where King Saul tells David to go and bring him 10000 foreskins if he wants to marry his daughter.
It makes me wonder what the fuck Saul wanted all those foreskins for?
Maybe he was making the world’s most disgusting rug or something.

And now we just use them for cosmetics, we’ve really come a long way as a species!
(I know, late, this thread moves faster than I can keep up.)

 

[Positron]

an animal name

Try Robin or Leo.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Ryan Castellucci is having an appeal of his court decision next week, which will cost him another £100k.

I went through the replies and Ryan shares some details about the hearing, and how the California documents were altered to reflect his wishful thinking.


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Do you know what really sounds Orwellian? Being able to retroactively modify a document such as birth certificate in such a primitive way - to doctor it. It does not matter whether it was done legally or not, such a change should only be indicated by appending.


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£100k and he gets to sit and listen. Amazing.

He also shilled his t-shirt store - despite not getting any comissions

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Ryan still thinks he is in the law. I believe the appeal will go as good as the first attempt. At this point, I am thinking about who could be enabling him? You would think after £200k and countless hours of stress, a normal person would stop and think that maybe they are not right after all. This did not happen yet.

Complimentary screenshot

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[Potato Burrito]

How'd you like this guy on your roller derby team, girls? Or on the opposing team?







You know what, it doesn't matter how you feel about a big burly dude coming at you at 35 MPH. HE'S DOING IT. Stop trying to oppress all this trans joy, bitter females!



u/paradoxofagirl appears to live in Minnesota and works as an electrician. r/bluecollartrans is a new one to me.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How'd you like this guy on your roller derby team, girls? Or on the opposing team?

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You know what, it doesn't matter how you feel about a big burly dude coming at you at 35 MPH. HE'S DOING IT. Stop trying to oppress all this trans joy, bitter females!

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u/paradoxofagirl appears to live in Minnesota and works as an electrician. r/bluecollartrans is a new one to me.

Matt Smith is looking pretty rough these days.

 

[James Brown]

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My only hope is that one day this guy is posing for a selfie in front of the grand canyon and a bug starts crawling towards him

They write these with the undercurrent that they're discovering scientific links to estrogen and cultural, stereotypically female behaviors. Which, if true, would affirm that gender is not a social construct and is determined by your sex (not that the retarded anime reaction to bugs should be included in this). Am I missing something? Or are these fetishists so porn sick they can't see the self-owns they type out?
>5 updoots

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

While browsing the Open Source software community thread I found out about this British-born new zealand hacker, opsec enthusiast by his own words. I was originally going to post this there, but it makes more sense here.

Chat, what do we make of this?

Actual Kiwi who is hyperfixated on Russia and slavic culture. The name is made up to sound slavic (it does not). He is 19 years old. His github has some CVE POC exploit, which is impressive.
Looks like your average online hypernerd:

Github profile lists location as "Azeroy", but that is a Yabujin reference.


He has since changed the nickname in a few places, for example on Medium:

His new name is stylized to look like Finnish. Transitioned - many such cases, very sad.

desuarchive,

The TikTok account is a good example of the nerd to troon pipeline (He is 19 or 20 at this time)

Spoiler: TikTok account

Newest to oldest

Sample video:

https://www.tiktok.com/@s0lit0x

https://untermenschisdead.bandcamp.com/ (archive)
https://github.com/axylisdead (archive)
Medium article, archive
DDG Results, archive

"Opsec enthusiast"

 

[Caesar]

Do you know what really sounds Orwellian? Being able to retroactively modify a document such as birth certificate in such a primitive way - to doctor it. It does not matter whether it was done legally or not, such a change should only be indicated by appending.

It riles me up more than it should that they change their SEX marker on their passport. At least change it to gender ffs.

 

[Scrumption]

It’s okay I did her a little art piece to make Margarine feel better x

Amazing. If you are looking for more, please do this one on the right side next:

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