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I hate how many pedestrian problems could be solved by stuff like simple cost-effective public stairways and pedestrian bridges...

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but can't ever be made again because the ADA has made them illegal and cost/space infeasible to implement in an ADA compliant way.
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~1.2% of the population use wheelchairs. Practical infrastructure that would help the other 98.8% of the pedestrian population can't be built because of the ADA being very overreaching with no practical compromise.

So now instead of having useful pedestrian infrastructure for the vast majority of people, we have jack-shit instead and pedestrian conditions are worse.

But god forbid any "advocate" like NJB would ever bring shit like this up, because all their kvetching is just window-dressing to their "and this is why we need communism!"
 
People have an intuitive feel for this even if they haven’t investigated it by numbers. You also have to remember that for ever reported actual incident there are tens or hundreds of “near misses” (which is why NASA compiles aircraft near misses) - you’ll encounter many loud belligerent drunks on the subway before you see one pop off and attack someone.

It's especially egregious because urbanists will play the "near miss" game when it comes to cycling and cite that as danger, yet mass transit advocates will think that a loud, belligerent person is no problem at all.

But god forbid any "advocate" like NJB would ever bring shit like this up, because all their kvetching is just window-dressing to their "and this is why we need communism!"

Only Road Guy Rob will bring up the "infinite switchback" problem that makes modern pedestrian walkways annoying, NJB and friends jump straight to "it makes it easier for cars to go underneath/above, ergo, BAD". (This is not an exaggeration.)
 
~1.2% of the population use wheelchairs. Practical infrastructure that would help the other 98.8% of the pedestrian population can't be built because of the ADA being very overreaching with no practical compromise.
If you've ever driven into DC from the BW Parkway, they have multiple massive ones like that not too far past the DC line. The wheelchair ramps on one side look to be 1/8 of a mile long, it's asinine.

A compromise would be that at least 1 crossing within X blocks has to be wheelchair accessible, or they could put electric lifts in a certain number of them. But doing that in every single case is just unrealistic.
 
the ADA has made them illegal and cost/space infeasible to implement in an ADA compliant way
and just a reminder, the USA and the ADA is unique in the world. For all of its proclaimed superiority, Europe just doesn't have anything at all similar, and what they do have is rickety and shitty compared to the USA.

Much of what they do have is put in privately or for tourism reasons and it's not just "oh that's the old city, the new stuff is great."

The best ADA-compliant walkways have ramps AND stairs, and nobody takes the ramps unless bored:

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(I will give the urbanistas this, that shit is ugly. But I blame it on the density being too high, not because of cars. The walkable city is low-density!)
 
(I will give the urbanistas this, that shit is ugly. But I blame it on the density being too high, not because of cars. The walkable city is low-density!)
This is why I find DC so much nicer than NYC. Nowhere near as many people to make you feel cramped, and there's so much more greenery instead of everything but the odd park being an urban jungle hellscape. And the metro there is pretty damn good in spite of driving through most of it also being workable. But if we didn't cram everyone like cattle into commie block apartments, that would mean *gasp* PRIVATE OWNERSHIP OF PROPERTY?! THE HORROR! *faints*

Rowhouses are an iconic staple of east coast cities in the Mid-Atlantic and northeast US. And they're much nicer to live in than a shoebox apartment. Much nicer looking too. Single family homes are also common in the outer reaches of these cities, and there's a reason why people prefer them. It's nice to get away from the rat race, especially if you have kids.
 
Only Road Guy Rob will bring up the "infinite switchback" problem that makes modern pedestrian walkways annoying, NJB and friends jump straight to "it makes it easier for cars to go underneath/above, ergo, BAD". (This is not an exaggeration.)
So, "we're not pro-pedestrian, we're anti-car" AKA window-dressing to limiting personal freedoms in pursuit of communism, or a side-effect of "REE global warming, I'm an atheist but I can't admit to having death anxiety" pee-pants transference?

If you've ever driven into DC from the BW Parkway, they have multiple massive ones like that not too far past the DC line. The wheelchair ramps on one side look to be 1/8 of a mile long, it's asinine.

A compromise would be that at least 1 crossing within X blocks has to be wheelchair accessible, or they could put electric lifts in a certain number of them. But doing that in every single case is just unrealistic.
The real answer is that sometimes there is no compromise. It sucks to be disabled. But there aren't fair practical solutions to everything. Whenever it's practical, having a ramp instead of stairs? sure. There are plenty of pointless 3-4 step stairs that should be avoided if possible. But ultimately when you're in a chair, it's going to be limiting.

Far better would be to take a fraction of the money saved not trying to make impossible "accessible" pedestrian infrastructure and instead subsidize some form of disabled transport, shit, just give the wheelies under a certain income threshold some gibb money for transport subsidies, idk. It might also just be a waste of money, but at least it'll be a much smaller waste of money while allowing practical infrastructure to be build.


and just a reminder, the USA and the ADA is unique in the world. For all of its proclaimed superiority, Europe just doesn't have anything at all similar, and what they do have is rickety and shitty compared to the USA.

Much of what they do have is put in privately or for tourism reasons and it's not just "oh that's the old city, the new stuff is great."

The best ADA-compliant walkways have ramps AND stairs, and nobody takes the ramps unless bored:

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(I will give the urbanistas this, that shit is ugly. But I blame it on the density being too high, not because of cars. The walkable city is low-density!)
It's amazing what you can accomplish efficiently when you're not tied down with bullshit. Because for all their whining, some of the big challenges pedestrians face aren't fucking "Stroads" and "carbrains", it's natural impediments like rivers, steep hills, and other natural impediments.

One of the most elegant and low-cost implementations I've encountered was in Bangkok, where they were able to add a pedestrian bridge shoulder to a highway over their major river.

It connected the two neighborhoods underneath the highway, you never had to cross traffic, the stairs weren't too steep which allowed for bikes to be easily dismounted and bumped up and down the stairs, it minimized the amount of time you have to walk next to the separated traffic, the bridge also carried trains in the middle, and on one side they built an outdoor gym with various recreational courts and equipment underneath the highway, leveraging it as shade from the intense heat. I was amazed by how practical it was.

But no, NJB knows it is far better to sit in your dirty diaper in hopes of cars being banned rather than implementing practical solutions to make pedestrians lives easier

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Far better would be to take a fraction of the money saved not trying to make impossible "accessible" pedestrian infrastructure and instead subsidize some form of disabled transport, shit, just give the wheelies under a certain income threshold some gibb money for transport subsidies, idk. It might also just be a waste of money, but at least it'll be a much smaller waste of money while allowing practical infrastructure to be build.
Fair point, even my suggestion earlier should be something reserved for the most high traffic areas if it's even possible to do. But that means actually giving people a choice and not dragging everyone down to the level of the lowest common denominator. These are probably the same people who tried to get perfectly good limbs amputated because they felt too privileged and the same twisted commie logic they use. They're about ready to turn into the Handicapper General from Ray Bradbury's Harrison Bergeron.
 

The author of the previous comment wrote a whole post about his habit of staring at tinted cars:
I can understand paying attention as it's usually niggers with blackout tint, but just mindlessly staring at them like a deer is retarded behavior. Not to mention gorillas taking prolonged eye contact as a challenge. They're not ready for the reality of their predicament and anyone who so much as hinted at it would get banned faster than the average r/FuckCars user thinks about the owner's penis when he sees a pickup truck.

One of these days, one of these fags is gonna start sperging out at the wrong car and get jumped by 4 Glocktaviouses. Then he's gonna get roasted across reddit for doing a heckin' racism.
 
One of these days, one of these fags is gonna start sperging out at the wrong car and get jumped by 4 Glocktaviouses. Then he's gonna get roasted across reddit for doing a heckin' racism.

If you just joined in the last few days you might've missed this post. General failure who can't drive and only rides a bicycle took the "brandish a gun at carbrains" advice, turns out said car was an unmarked police car; hilarity ensues. (Yes, it IS in Florida).
 
If you just joined in the last few days you might've missed this post. General failure who can't drive and only rides a bicycle took the "brandish a gun at carbrains" advice, turns out said car was an unmarked police car; hilarity ensues. (Yes, it IS in Florida).
Holy fucking hell that is Antifa levels of unhinged. And these are the same nutjobs who think we're a threat to the general public, I wasn't expecting to be vindicated so quickly.
 
Holy fucking hell that is Antifa levels of unhinged. And these are the same nutjobs who think we're a threat to the general public, I wasn't expecting to be vindicated so quickly.
Read through the highlights of the thread and watch Null's video about them. There's a lot of crazy and autistic stuff they've done.
 
The author of the previous comment wrote a whole post about his habit of staring at tinted cars:
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Do these people realize they're fucking with blacks? I guess they have to learn their lesson sometime.

Of course these posts are 99% LARP and they don't actually do this, but if they did they'd wind up in a confrontation rather quickly.
 
Do these people realize they're fucking with blacks? I guess they have to learn their lesson sometime.
There was a segment in Null's vid where some lycra dweeb rolled up on some hood nog in a nice car and tried to pull "umm...excuse me chuddy do you know you're blocking the bike lane..?" Brotha got fucking pissed and you could tell by the end he was barely holding back on beating the fucker (at best) but ended up just driving off. I was a bit disappointed ngl. Either way, I'm sure both people involved would tell you "but I did eat breakfast"
 
There was a segment in Null's vid where some lycra dweeb rolled up on some hood nog in a nice car and tried to pull "umm...excuse me chuddy do you know you're blocking the bike lane..?" Brotha got fucking pissed and you could tell by the end he was barely holding back on beating the fucker (at best) but ended up just driving off. I was a bit disappointed ngl. Either way, I'm sure both people involved would tell you "but I did eat breakfast"
That was one of the few cases where I was rooting for the nog. These bikefags are just so so obnoxious and toxic and some people need their ass kicked at least once to humble them. Besides, they won't learn their lesson until they receive the same cultural enrichment they demand us plebs receive.
 
/r/fuckcars is offended by a truck with a "Shoot your local pedophile" bumper sticker:
Alright, you can have your urban utopia. Cars and motor vehicles are banned. Food and entertainment are all within walking distance. The economy is fully socialist. Jobs are fulfilling but totally optional. All services from bicycle repair to healthcare are totally free. Solar panels and windmills provide a surplus of energy, and vertical farming provides a surplus of food. There are clean, well maintained parks on every block, with regularly occurring community events and festivals.

Here's the catch: Pedophiles not allowed.

r/fuckcars:
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