Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[YouTube Autist]

I've rarely been so delighted to have been wrong.

 

[4090 Chad]

jail at this point would probably be a relief to russ. three free meals, familiar territory, doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

Can’t fuck whores or e-stalk instagram models from jail. Basically sentencing him to hell.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

@Null when Greer inevitably fails to pay up the discovery fees for Hardin, counter offer to take all the rights to Yo, Yovanna.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Finally, we're getting to the win stupid prizes part of play stupid games.

 

[Bogliacci]

Russbros... The "I'm retarded" defense isn't working anymore.

Ya love to see it

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Sometimes being optimistic is worth it.

I got rainbowed for my read on the judge's approach back in November, but I'm sticking with it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-19876209

jail at this point would probably be a relief to russ. three hots to trot, familiar territory, doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

It's "three hots and a cot." As in three hot meals and a place to sleep. Being hot to trot is something completely different!

 

[The I Scream Man]

There is no fucking way on earth the judge will ignore this

Rate me whatever you want but witness tampering and attempting this sort of prejudication is absolutely not something that can be ignored

I choose to believe this counts, so @Your Starter for 10 and @Bogliacci owe me a nice "Have a beer and enjoy yourselves", on me

I got rainbowed for my read on the judge's approach

You and me both, brother

 

[jerkstore]

Can’t fuck whores or e-stalk instagram models from jail. Basically sentencing him to hell.

I got rainbowed for my read on the judge's approach back in November, but I'm sticking with it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-19876209


It's "three hots and a cot." As in three hot meals and a place to sleep. Being hot to trot is something completely different!

yeah i fixed it.

 

[kcbbq]

This covers at least 7 months of wasted time. Hardin seems efficient with his time but that's a fuckton of filings alone due to Russ's own behavior. It's going to be a big trauma lump.

 

[victor lasagna]

It's going to be a decent chunk of change. Each filing requires hours of research and work. The average reasonable fee is probably around 200-300 dollars an hour. It's going to be at least be 10x the stupid copying fees he has been whining and crying about for months.

A reasonable plaintiff, especially a financially destitute one, would be well served by coming to a settlement dismissing the lawsuit in return for waiving the payment of attorney's fees. But we have all learned this isn't a reasonable platiniff and this isn't about contributory copyright infringement. I look forward to the Acerthorn style interlocutory appeal/mandamus- after all hes convinced the 10th Circuit has his back.

 

[DuckofDoom]

jail at this point would probably be a relief to russ. three free meals, familiar territory, doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

Russell's moebius would make him an obvious prison bitch, but I suspect he's far too gross for even the most desperate convict to touch.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm putting my bet on a slew of plightsperging followed immediately by voluntary dismissal because he will assume that means he cannot be pursued for costs if he has forgiven Null for infringing his copyrights. Among the bitching will be lines such as 'plaintiff simply cannot keep up with the speed of this case as well as juggle his school and work', 'this case has made plaintiff's family stop taking his calls or return his texts' and 'this case has cause so much stress to plaintiff that it has made him feel really bad about trying things that plaintiff likes'.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think about everything that's happened in the past few years, and this doesn't seem real.

 

[Swole McPole]

Friendly reminder that a civil judge can throw you in Jail until you comply

It'd be nice to see Debtor's Prison make a comeback specifically for Russell Greer. If they put him into the modern equivalent of Marshalsea, there'd be no shortage of sex workers in there for having failed to pay their debts to the sex traffickers they were working for.

He'd be able to find somebody to suck him his penis on a regular basis and prices would be bound to be lower than they are outside in the free market.

 

[kcbbq]

It's going to be a decent chunk of change. Each filing requires hours of research and work. The average reasonable fee is probably around 200-300 dollars an hour. It's going to be at least be 10x the stupid copying fees he has been whining and crying about for months.

A reasonable plaintiff, especially a financially destitute one, would be well served by coming to a settlement dismissing the lawsuit in return for waiving the payment of attorney's fees. But we have all learned this isn't a reasonable platiniff and this isn't about contributory copyright infringement. I look forward to the Acerthorn style interlocutory appeal/mandamus.

I would assume he has a paralegal helping with some of the stuff, that's a much lower rate.

Russel isn't going to settle until he gets his $255 or whatever it was.

 

[Suah Noteb]

A reasonable plaintiff, especially a financially destitute one, would be well served by coming to a settlement dismissing the lawsuit in return for waiving the payment of attorney's fees. But we have all learned this isn't a reasonable platiniff and this isn't about contributory copyright infringement. I look forward to the Acerthorn style interlocutory appeal/mandamus.

Is a settlement even feasible? Greer outright admitted that this court case was intended to be malicious harassment and not a legitimate grievance, so there is clear evidence of intentional financial harm against null with giving his lawyer the runaround.

Also seems that my prediction that the judge wants to wrap this case up and close it was correct.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i voted monetary sanctions only because it was obvious the judge wont dismiss this shitshow just yet but i think this is gonna be way funnier tbh. we get to watch rusty flail and squirm and make excuses why he shouldnt have to pay anything because hes a poor disabled retard yuh onnah. there will be no stipulation because the order says he has to pay within 2 weeks after such a stipulation which aint happening because shitlips is broke. expect hardin to file his cost breakdown with the court in 2 weeks and the fun continues from there

 

[Narr Then]

It's "three hots and a cot." As in three hot meals and a place to sleep. Being hot to trot is something completely different!

Pretty sure Rusty read it as '3 thots hot to trot'.

If somebody had taught him about tongue twisters 20 years ago this could have all been avoided

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I think about everything that's happened in the past few years, and this doesn't seem real.

Nothing ever happens, until it does.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Awesome! I was worried if Greer got ordered to pay costs that it would be delayed until the end of the case but looks like Greer is gonna pay what he owes since the judge gave him 14 days to cough up. Since he's basically broke and homeress I'm pretty sure any amount is too much for him.

Can't wait for a plightsperging motion filed tomorrow where Greer makes another motion to undo the thing that just happened.