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[LimeRikki]

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This is hypothetical because 1. I'm not entirely sure that the person in question is straight and 2. I have no idea whether they like me or not.

Basically, I've had a crush on someone for a few months. Until recently they were in a situationship, a straight one, and whenever we talked about their previous relationships, they were always straight ones. However, they've said stuff like "sexuality is a spectrum, it's fluid" in front of me, which might have been just an innocent comment, but one has to be a little delusional at times.

Anyway, they know I'm non binary and they're supportive of it. But I wonder, IF we were to date, would that mean that they're queer? Could they still identify as straight? I know it's up to them to know how they feel about this but from your point of view as non binary people, what do you think about this?

Playing by their rules:

Straight = non same gender attracted.

NBs are all so beautiful, unique, valid, and different that non of them are the exact same gender right?

Therefore because a+b=b+a all NB relationships are straight, and never queer.

It makes as much sense as any other nonsense they spew, so...

 

[Scrumption]

(he isn’t trans)

 

[Pig Cups]

A grown man laments that he wasn't quick enough on the indoctrination draw to convince his young cousins of the proper way to address men in women's clothing.
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I love how he ends his sperg with “I get that they're kids, and they'll learn, but it still hurts.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This fucking troon idiot is talking about a 3- and 6-year old. Nigger, they’re in the pinnacle age range where gullibility and malleability are at their apex. These are the years where they’re most likely to believe absolute horseshit. If, despite this, they are showing clear indicators that they know something’s very wrong and are rejecting the programming…how the fuck do you come to the conclusion that that’s going to change in a more favorable direction for you as the years drag on?? Yeah, “they’ll learn,“ all right. Just not from delusion-affirming sources, as you so clearly hope. If anything, by the time they’re teenagers, they’ll skip the niceties and go right to calling you a hideous, perverted freak. Maybe even laugh as you cry in the corner, and may even celebrate your inevitable neck-roping. And even if they don’t do it to your face, it’ll certainly be going through their minds.

It’s NOT going to get better. Enjoy the crumbs of unwitting affirmation of your disease that they’re throwing you now, because it’s the best you’re going to get. Fucking troons, man. What a dope. What a goddamned fool. What a fucking maroon. Again…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Law]

don't see how this demanding, high-maintenance poon has anything similar to the myth, except the shapeshifting part

It's probably called The Crane Wife because she listened to The Decemberists a lot in high school.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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What are you talking about? Men complain about bad haircuts on Reddit all the time.

Haircuts can change lives. Both for hobos and men who never went to a real barber. The male haircut is so simple that you can more or less go "number, number" and get the same kind of cut from any decent barber. Easy mode: Put some shit in your hair and style it; instant +2 on the scale.

Troons? They grow out their hair. That's it. The simplicity of long brown hair ironically calls more attention to the features of the male jaw because any and all adult women do something with their hair, if even just a pony tail. When'd you last see a non-jewish troon with curls? Or any kind of styling? Troons just don't fucking put in any effort.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

No man thinks like this. If the guys make a joke about your height, you don’t cry to Reddit about “heightism,” you come back with a sick burn, or some quip about how it doesn’t bother you, or make a self-deprecating joke.

"I might only be five foot three but I've got 15 stone to bang it in with!"

There you go, pooners. Just learn that line and you'll be One Of The Lads.

 

[FinnSven]

Haircuts can change lives. Both for hobos and men who never went to a real barber. The male haircut is so simple that you can more or less go "number, number" and get the same kind of cut from any decent barber. Easy mode: Put some shit in your hair and style it; instant +2 on the scale.

Troons? They grow out their hair. That's it. The simplicity of long brown hair ironically calls more attention to the features of the male jaw because any and all adult women do something with their hair, if even just a pony tail. When'd you last see a non-jewish troon with curls? Or any kind of styling? Troons just don't fucking put in any effort.

In my youth as a metal kid, I grew long hair.

During the summers I would get an undercut because I have a thick mane.

When getting undercuts and the ends tidied, women hairdressers would remark on the body of my hair and would say how many women would love to have long hair like mine as they could do so much with it.

I unconsciously assumed these Troons would get the same kind of comments, but after reading that I realized that they probably don’t go to the hairdressers.

 

[Syikeblade]

An non-binary man is trying to frame straight men going after lady-boys in the Philippines as a win for trannies.

Spoiler: Lady-boys are not the W he thinks they are

Okay, I've seen a sentiment in this group (and in other western trans spaces) that has made me realize a lot of y'all don't realize men like trans women, and are just in denial or afraid of the backlash of openly dating a trans woman.
So, I live in thr Philippines. Western men come here in mass, and I would guess a solid 50% upt to even 75% hit on trans women in the clubs. Some don't know they are trans, but some do. Not only that, but all my trans female friends have ZERO issue meeting guys at least for sex, but also casual dating (I admit these men don't usually commit to the women in question). Actually, even UNATTRACTIVE trans women are able to get even quite attractive western men. I have been shocked at the success rate of some of these women.
These men are just in denial or afraid of how rheir peers will react. In Philippines, they act more freely as they are more free of judgement. My trans female friends are aware some of the men are in denial. But openly dating is getting more common.
Finally, you probably want to talk about chasers. Okay, I have an opinion : Chasers is an overblown problem. BECAASE of the concept of that trans women COULDN'T have men liking them. The concept of chasers gets overblown because of transphobic ideas. Listen, most men who date trans women are jsu dating women they are attracted to. Pretty trans women get approached more. Trans women that look very feminine get approached more. Its just men chasing women they like.
And a last note on chasers : It may appear a man only dates trans women when in reality is they've been pigeon holed into it by bigotry. Mist cis women here upon learning I date trans women either outright block/ghost me or go on long transphobic tirades about how trans women aren't real women.
Final final point : I am nonbinary, however I also feel like a straight man. It is confusing. I am not cis for sure, but I do feel I am basically straight. I like and date trans women or cis women. I am not a chaser. But that doesn't mean there are not reasons to date trans women over cis women. As a group, they are more open minded about gender roles and gender identity. Particularly, they are more okay with me acting more feminine (I am somewhat ...flambouyant). A lot of cis womwn are put off by my feminity but most trans women seem okay with it. As well, I find trans women to be less likely to be judgemental in many other ways. To be blunt, they are, as a group, more progressive than cis women. This is particularly important as I live in tbe Philippines, a fairly conservative country.
Okay, my point is : To all you trans women out there thinking straight men will never love you. They will. Bigotry always loses, and we are moving the right direction.

And of course the comments are calling him out for chasers only using them for sex.

Also side note he's an failed bisexual that feels like a straight man.

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[Dilatortron3000]

how can these people ACTUALLY believe this? you have to be extremely retarded

NO ADVANTAGE AT ALL!!

Estrogen clearly changed nothing considering he is still 6’2

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I wish I could hire Terra Toy.
I have a wonderful fantasy where we go to a lovely restaurant for fine dining and expensive wines, followed by a pony and trap ride through the moonlit park.
Then at my house I fit his collar, pick up a dumbell and bash every tooth out of his head.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

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What are you talking about? Men complain about bad haircuts on Reddit all the time.

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Surprise surprise, she's going to have a sad little life as a midget pooner.

Any (real) bloke under 5'10" will have to deal with being the shortarse of the group. He would get a teasing from the big lads, and an even worse teasing from the average men.

FIVE FOOT FUCKING TWO! She's in the same height percentile as aborted male fetuses.
As for being the "punching bag of a friend group", no way. Boys know not to hit girls. Or disableds.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

But trans ideology has True Believers, not just elites playing lip service. The world could not be as it is right now without some people sincerely believing that trans women are women.

Or that kids can be trans and need "protecting". I know some (otherwise sane) women who actually believe that shit.

"Platonic cuddling" is the kind of phrase that makes my skin crawl.

It makes my blood boil. It infers that there's a non platonic cuddling. Another formerly wholesome thing that degenerates have fouled. Like "play". And animal costumes.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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how can these people ACTUALLY believe this? you have to be extremely retarded
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NO ADVANTAGE AT ALL!!

Estrogen clearly changed nothing considering he is still 6’2

Forget 6'2 nothing not even if he was put on blockers as a kid would change, he has broader shoulders, longer arms, longer legs, and larger lungs all things that would help in a swimming contest.

 

[Aquarius]

A liquor store cashier shows us that there is no social weapon quite as finely sharpened as blatant, direct laughter.

I'm done up like usual with just my eyeliner and lipstick. Well, this customer says "what's up with the lipstick?"

You can tell they’re (1) men and (2) porn-addicted because they always wear lipstick and eyeliner. Just lipstick and eyeliner. No mention of foundation, mascara, primer, etc. Some of the wealthy trannies will spec into makeup and skin care, but the vast majority just stick to lipstick and eyeliner. Lipstick, which is the most obvious bit of makeup, used in advertisements to convey both women and sex. It’s just so tiring. No wonder that dude laughed. Some guy smears lipstick on his face with the grace of Michael Fox with a vibrator up his ass and declares himself female.

 

[Law]

any and all adult women do something with their hair,

There are women who don't have hair and they're still women. There are millions of woman who do nothing with their hair. Bruce Jenner spent loads on "shit", and he's still a man.

Easy mode: Put some shit in your hair

I regret to inform you that some of them take this quite literally.

 

[Caesar]

An non-binary man is trying to frame straight men going after lady-boys in the Philippines as a win for trannies.

lol yeah I'm sure there's no selection bias here. the Phillipines aren't known for deviant sexual tourism. All these men just end up in the Phillipines and are totally shocked that all these trans bars and shit exist.

all the paedophillia is totally a crime of circumstance too. how were those men meant to know they'd run into so many sexy kids there!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Did a double take parsing the subject line. STP == "stand to pee".

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AXOLOM - "Trustworthy FTM Prosthetics" ==> https://axolom.com/

How about it gentlemen? You stand to pee. Right? Does that make you euphoric?
Or is not feeling anything in particular about it a form of cis privilege which you must check?

Excerpt from an interesting comment. Emphasis added.

I bought the axolom the prince small compact trans ftm stp (uncut version) and man that thing sucks.
The balls are wayyy too soft and small, making it completely useless as an stp. It moves with every step I take. Maybe their other products work better, but don't get that one at least.

So not just a vulva hugging pee tube like the ones NASA provides female astronauts.
It's got "balls" and (optionally) a "foreskin"

 

[TismFarmer]

Surprise surprise, she's going to have a sad little life as a midget pooner.

Any (real) bloke under 5'10" will have to deal with being the shortarse of the group. He would get a teasing from the big lads, and an even worse teasing from the average men.

FIVE FOOT FUCKING TWO! She's in the same height percentile as aborted male fetuses.
As for being the "punching bag of a friend group", no way. Boys know not to hit girls. Or disableds.

My husband is 5 foot 2(barely)
He has never had any problem looking like a man or being treated like a man.
When I first met him, I didn't notice that I was 4 inches taller than him because his personality was such that it wasn't an issue.
These pooners are just pathetic little girls who blame anything else except their female sex for their problems 'passing'.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Man sees troon and reacts accordingly-

The fit of his clothes is so poor. Yes, a spaghetti strap tank top is totally going to hide your manly shoulders, and the tiny little skirt adds to the oddness of your frame. Really pulling off that fit with your Hank Hill build.

If my spouse trooned out, I would also be disgusted and creeped out by touching.

Can’t wait to see the sob story he posts after going to this “all bi girl” “queer” meetup. Should we place bets on how many attendees will also be men in dresses?

You were probably treating her like a sex object randomly grabbing her and fondling her ass, instead of a living person with thoughts and feelings.

 

[judegdubey]

Transgender girl was stabbed nine times at a roller skating party 'in revenge for lying about her gender before performing a sex act on a boy', court hears

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14289091/Transgender-girl-stabbed-nine-times-roller-skating-party-revenge-lying-gender-performing-sex-act-boy-court-hears.html

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The Old Bailey heard on Wednesday how Harris arranged the attack after the victim denied she was transgender before kissing him and performing an oral sex act days earlier.

Unbeknownst to the victim, Harris recorded the sexual encounter on January 29 on a Facetime video call.

Soon afterwards a friend phoned to tell Harris that the victim was transgender, which she admitted only after Harris held her at knifepoint saying 'I'll stab you if you lie'.

Wasn't sure where to post this but I guess you could say this tranny definitely took an L!
While I don't condone the stabbing part, giving it a good hiding for sexual assualt by deception I do condone.

Guess the tranny shouldn't of followed reddits advice and kept their dick a secret, fuck around and find out as they say!

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Just checked out the main trans Reddit and the uk one hoping to seeing them screeching at the trans genocide but no mention at all, I guess trannys dont read the news??