Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Destiny's_Quasi_Phallus said:
Who is Chris Warski and why is he brown?
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Chris was one of Andy's childhood/teenage friends and they were involved in various creative projects up until a Miami fallout. Chris preceded Racewarski and most of the content that Warski produced with him have been lost to DFE. I actually came across an archive of Andy' "Dear Franny" (set to the tune of "Love the Way You Lie" and referencing a 2016/2017 feud Andy had with MTV persona Francesca Ramsey who was constantly producing anti-white content, despite being married to a white man herself) an hour back. Chris was apparently the scriptwriter and tardwrangler of the pair (shocker) until shortly after the IBS collapse, whereupon Chris tapped out and left Andy to his own devices. Prior to the RaceWarski stuff, he was a tame skeptic who would call out egregious anti-white content but was nowhere near what he would become when he became his RaceWarski persona in 2018 (maybe even elements of late 2017, depending on how you categorize) and beyond. The RaceWarski got turned up to 11 on Dec 31, 2017, during the Hasbrostream with Janny Jim.

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All becomes gunt said:
Old Tardski cohost from even before the Warski live days. As to why he is brown, using the name Warski as a handle makes you at least 2 shades browner permanently.
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Lol they are about to ditch the ralph segment half way through, not covering the Vito v Milo IBS and Ralph talking on podawful about juju which is literally the entire actual content, the lead. Basically they spent 3 hours on the prep leading up to what actually happened, which was this IBS. Amazing stuff guys. They do the bare minimum putting the folders together but do no planning on actually structuring the show. What this should have been was 30 minutes covering the lead up to the podawful IBS, minimal pausing, just set the stage of ralph going to la to fight with milo, but it flipping to milo and ralph v dick when he canceled the show. Boil it down to at most 6-7 tweets instead of 3 hours covering EVERY SINGLE ONE (and yet they somehow missed the best one! She into the Otogon!) Then cover the Milo call to dick, and the Vito v Milo debate in full, which was about an hour, then 30 minutes on debrief "what did we learn from this". There you go, 2 hours.

It is hard to overexaggerate how bad their timing discipline is, and its primarily from lack of planning and prep. Just filling folders with shit does not a show make. They did this with rudyard as well, 2 hours of set up then 1/8th of the best clips over 2 more hours. They did this with the last pillstream as well, barely getting to the actual lead which was ralph collapsing then coming back naked.

"We will do it tomorrow, then take friday off then do monday, wednesday and friday next week" yeah ok lmao. Keep in mind by ending the show now they also admitted they are pushing like 3 whole other segments that they will totally do "tomorrow" or whatever.
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The Kasino has become an embarrassment to the sektur ,I just finished watching last night's episode expecting them to cover the whole Jesse PS , Vito, Gunt, Milo segment instead they half-assed it , What a waste.
I hope the people that donate monthly subs to them realize that they are not getting there's month's worth of content..


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PS. Hey Andy how's that video game you're working on going?
 
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Makoto Niijima said:
The Kasino has become an embarrassment to the sektur ,I just finished watching last night's episode expecting them to cover the whole Jesse PS , Vito, Gunt, Milo segment instead they half-assed it , What a waste.
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The way they are scuffing segments so bad makes me think that they are seething about people criticizing them in general but thinking about it some more it may be that they're seething even more as a result of the fact that Ralph appears to have actually fallen out with Dax.

The way PPP and Andy like things are with the people they cover is with them clearly on top with clear dividing lines between who likes and dislikes each other. They were obviously seething when Ralph left Cozy and their cash cows were going after each other. This situation with Ralph and Dax appears very similar and it'll be interesting to see if they ever actually cover Ralph's Podawful appearance or whether they pretend it never happened.
 
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Destiny's_Quasi_Phallus said:
oh so they aren't related? he just took the name warski? weird ok.
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Warski = amalgamation of Warhol and "skeet" (shortened to ski) and is a nickname from high school. Pires is his real last name. I don't know or care to know Chris' real name, first or last, it isn't important.
 
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Destiny's_Quasi_Phallus said:
I actually kinda feel bad for Phil. I think his relationship with the casino might have actually broken his brain. He admits in this video that he basically has no choice to let ashton shit in his mouth because they have 3 thousand (totally real) viewer's... SAD. PATHETIC.

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Phil always sucks the cock of those who might help him. Just look back how he was kissing Twitch's ass because they banned his "evil detractors2 and because he could earn good money. Well that went straight out of the window when they banned his ass from the Partner program and now Youtube is his new best pimp (until youtube bans him)
 
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Balr0g said:
Phil always sucks the cock of those who might help him. Just look back how he was kissing Twitch's ass because they banned his "evil detractors2 and because he could earn good money. Well that went straight out of the window when they banned his ass from the Partner program and now Youtube is his new best pimp (until youtube bans him)
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It's just bizarre that he turned down 50k from keem to do lolcow live but yet he does this shit? I think even though he denies it i bet that decision keeps him up at night.
 
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Geekthulhu said:
I do think that being in person with him would probably work best with his co-hosts because there is a level of accountability that you can't get online. It is really easy to lie to people online and avoid them or ignore them. When someone can knock on your door or has a key to your place. It is much harder to bullshit and lie to them.

Just to expand with Chris. All of Andy's initial success comes from Chris. Andy and Chris were IRL friends and Chris rescued Andy and moved Andy in with him. That apartment before moving with Ralph was Chris and Andy's. Then Chris got serious with his gf and moved out and later got engaged (Andy went to Chris' engagement party after their fallout knowing that Chris didn't want him there in order to piss Chris off like the class act Andy is. Andy's rationale was he already had an invite.). Chris was good at investing his money and lived off of playing stocks. Well when Chris moved him in. Andy was dating this chick that got so tired of his loser lifestyle (also rumor that he got caught cheating) and working at a deli counter at Wholefoods she packed up and left him while he was at work. Moved all the furniture out. Basically had a barren apartment because Andy owned nothing. Apparently he was staying there in his own filth in a downward spiral of drinking and crying over how much of a loser he was and he didn't have someone to take care of him. Chris brought him home like a lost kitten to nurse back to health. They started doing stuff on YouTube with skits and made Darkfist. Chris was the director and camera man for the movie. Andy did almost next to nothing for the film except act. Chris was the one writing the anti-sjw videos and editing them. Andy's only input was reading Chris' words and uttering "UGH" every 5 seconds. I know this because I was around at the tail end when Chris and Andy were still making videos and they got in a massive argument about how long the video should be and Chris said there isn't enough usable footage to make it the length Andy wanted. That he can't edit what doesn't exist. Chris also mentioned if he wanted to add anything to the script he should of done it before filming. With Warski Live Chris pretty much set up all the equipment like he did with the videos and booked the show. Once again. Andy just showed up when it was live.

Andy thinks that his partnerships with people are symbiotic, but they aren't. They are parasitic. He literally uses people to do all the work and steps on the neck of anyone so he can take the credit.
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Presented with minimal commentary. Chris is NOT Geek, but Geek was present on some Warski stream where he apparently said nigger at a black kid in a Chuck E Cheese. The context is unknown and the text involving that can be found by simply clicking my quote and scrolling up a few posts. The April 8, 2021 entries on the Warski thread are a treasure trove and I wish I had more time right now. I have to hit the shower and attend to my afternoon business soon, but if someone wants to comb the Geekthulhu posts of April 8, 2021 for useful info, it is a good use of time.
 
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Hectic Heckler said:
It's so tiring hearing Andy constantly interject his "sobriety" into every discussion. It's either a crab bucket mentality where he shits on people who are also struggling with addiction, or he's overcompensating for his relapse.
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Remember when he spent months bragging about how much time he was spending at the gym to train for his big match only to go down in 17 seconds? I'm getting the same vibe here. It's honestly quite embarrassing at this point.

Then again, it's not as bad as that time that he LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19.
 
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DogZero said:
"We will do it tomorrow, then take friday off then do monday, wednesday and friday next week" yeah ok lmao. Keep in mind by ending the show now they also admitted they are pushing like 3 whole other segments that they will totally do "tomorrow" or whwhatever.
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It's insane how terrible their schedule is, not like they have a full time job on the side. Makes me wonder if they're still getting paid by paypigs big outside of kick, so they're not inclined to put effort in the shows. Not to say they had huge effort before, but they definitely drop planning the structures of their segments now and just jump around instead of keeping a consistent flow. Such with the ralph segment.
 
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e. Makes me wonder if they're still getting paid by paypigs big outside of kick, so they're not inclined to put effort in the shows.
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Because all the big ecelebs stopped trying to accrue new fans with a regular schedule especially when they're off the main platforms and instead relied on a finite and eventually shrinking pool of a few paypigs, thsts definitely not what kumite and ralph did

and by regular I don't mean over correct with daily ralph tier spam I mean so that people don't wander off becoming dead subs because they missed a stream or two over the span of a season. Also personally I prefer they just keep only chiming in when they have more to say but probably not best from their end of growing things
 
Wait I though they already covered the bowblax dress shit. Am I going insane? I can't even check because kick vods aren't working (THANKS EVIL EDDIE). If this is true though how many times are they going to repeat the same lolcow drama over and over again? Did they even cover the bowblax stream he did? Because i watched it and it is fucked there is a lot of content in that stream but instead they are covering the augie stream and sorry if you like augie but i fucking hate him. He is quite possibly the most boring podcaster alive i cannot listen to him for more then 2 minutes I've tried it's impossible (I have listened to the whole augie vs flamenco stream that's it) I genuinely get more entertainment from listening to reviewbruh. Why the fuck would i want to watch PPP and baby killer react to an autistic man chatting with his gay lover about a stream that is actually kino where bowby has a genuine mental breakdown on stream.

DO YOUR JOBS YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
(if they did react to the bowblax stream i will delete this post)
ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CHILD PORN ON 2/28/19
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
Warski = amalgamation of Warhol and "skeet" (shortened to ski) and is a nickname from high school. Pires is his real last name. I don't know or care to know Chris' real name, first or last, it isn't important.
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-ski is Canadian local lingo originating from the GTA,
Simply putting a -ski on the end of everything like "broski"
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Imagine if I never met the broskis​

on his god's plan song.
 
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Predictions for tonight:
Whatever they tease as the big part of the show will be the worst and least effort part of the show.
Andy will take a bathroom break every 20 minutes.
50% of bathroom breaks will be blamed on "cats screwing around". The other 50% on how much molly water he drinks.
PPP will ring the bell every 3-5 minutes and for some reason, no one will complain.
FATCHICKTHRILLER FOR 50 SUBS!!!!!!!
PPP will find a way to talk about black dicks as he strays further from God. (pretty sure even laying eyes on a black hooker takes you out of heaven contention).
Hours of meta analysis on the clips without actually playing the clip.

prob be good tho, looking forward to the part where they play the happy days song. :smug:
 
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WHOA BUDDY!
IDK, I feel like PPP is the only thing keeping the show going. Andy is even less informed than usual. (And something something cp something.)
Edit to add: This Week in Cuckada was some of PPP's best content with Surfer. I have no idea how it is with Andy (probably sucks), because I refuse to pay for their... gumroad? Patreon? Locals? I can't remember.
 
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