Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Spergichu]

Forgive me if this seems a bit tangential but given all the recent talk about Nick taking advice from lunatic sources, it seemed to fit.

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Why am I finding pictures of Robert Barnes with Ali FUCKING Alexander?!?!?!?!
(Not to mention Andrew Tate)

Jesus Christ Nick, first Vito, then Melton, now you've got Ali associate Barnes.

It really is a small world.

 

[SargonF00t]

Forgive me if this seems a bit tangential but given all the recent talk about Nick taking advice from lunatic sources, it seemed to fit.

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Why am I finding pictures of Robert Barnes with Ali FUCKING Alexander?!?!?!?!
(Not to mention Andrew Tate)

Jesus Christ Nick, first Vito, then Melton, now you've got Ali associate Barnes.

What would make that picture even better, is if the person next to Boss Baby Barnes, was Ro Kabir.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Nick, worrying people may confuse the fact that he has a wife, a girlfriend and five kids with his identity as a faggot immediately rushes out to do the gayest thing he can think of.

 

[Finger Pistols]

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

What an odd place to get a tattoo. At this point they are just embracing that trailer park wigger look like Anisa and her gimp.

 

[stupid frog]

I hate tattoos in general but Nick's are especially trashy. He's second only to Anisa when it comes to shit tats.

How much was his Balldo snake vs Anisa back snake?

 

[dont step on snack]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Nick and his Ghoul once again confirm another prejudice, that only mentally disabled people with issues get themselves covered in ugly tattoos.
As some sort of trauma therapy.

It's only a matter of time before he gets a face tattoo too. In Nicks case, he will probably get a tattoo of Aarons first cumshot on his face.

 

[AltisticRight]

Have you all not seen Nick lately? You keep calling him "skelly" but since the arrest he's been getting fat as fuck. Dude needs to get on a diet like yesterday.

He has a diet of semen and cocks.

What kind of flower is that? PINK and BLUE?
With 5 petals and its bulb, I assume they're going along with the Chinese theme, with Prunus mume species also known as Chinese plum blossoms? They are always white or pink, and sometimes yellowish but never fucking blue. What is this gay tattoo?
What else has pink and blue with white sandwiched? It's about time for Nicholas to become Nicole.

 

[Stiffy]

I was thinking what if Nick just self-immolates in front of the courthouse before sentencing?
He's still going to get nailed to the wall for the cybercrimes later.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

There is a nonzero chance that Kayla was onboard with getting April off. Kayla is a weirdo. It wouldn't be too out of character to specifically push for this because she sees April as an innocent she and Nick brought into this mess.

Flower tattoos: It's one of the things you see on an otherwise attractive woman and think "I guess that's okay." It's possibly the gayest thing you could get from a tattoo shop other than HIV from a contaminated needle.

 

[john marston]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

He looks fucking terrible. I would not have allowed anyone to take that kind of video of me. I guess when you're a weirdo exhibitionist, anything is fair game. He's broke, but he always has money for tattoos and other bullshit. I assume that the kids were left with a single can of Spaghetti O's to fight over while he and his xanny wife and coke-whore hotwife got fucked up and tatted.

He'll never change! He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, he had his nose in the cocaine stash! But not our Nicky! Couldn't be our precious Nicky!


Btw: I really don't care that he sucked his wife's toes. What they do in the bedroom to each other is their business, but why the fuck would anyone want to see that?

 

[Desktop User2]

I´d never think someone that eats cum and take it in the ass and sucks cock could look gayer but here we are... Niggieta, just as life, is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you gonna get... except a lot of brown inside.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I hope to see a future when Nick posts Tomlinsonesque pictures from a gym notorious for its gay sauna orgies, he'd have to get a hair transplant first though.
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It reminds me of that security prompt on websites...
Please check all boxes with a child neglecting non practicing fag in it.

 

[AnOminous]

Any chance Crackieta turned on his source and ratted them out?

I hope so and that it's some genyooine hood nigga who lives by the motto "snitches get stitches" or even "snitches die in ditches."

Niggieta, just as life, is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you gonna get... except a lot of brown inside.

Life is like a cop's meal at Denny's. It doesn't last long when you're as fat as Nick.

 

[4090 Chad]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual

What a womanly tattoo. We sure he isn't going to troon out after this arc? What's next? A "womb" tattoo?

 

[daniel day]

Maybe hes setting things in motion with the woman tattoo so that when he inevitably goes to federal prison for cyber crimes he can troon out and have a whole HAREM of midwest 6's at his beck and call, NO KIDS, NO PUGS, NO RESPONSOBILITIES!

TRULY WE OF THE KIWI FARMS AND AARON IMHOLTE ARE FINALLY FELTED! PRAISE BE TO LAW POPE!

 

[AltisticRight]

I´d never think someone that eats cum and take it in the ass and sucks cock could look gayer but here we are... Niggieta, just as life, is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you gonna get... except a lot of brown inside.

It's just like ordering food from Denny's, you'll never know what's in the food but you know it's going to suck, like a cop at a Denny's.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Fucking Rekieta is on Coomalots stream right now....

Edit: I think he's somehow more boring then ever before. How?...

 

[daffodils]

- Nick comes on talking about tattoos, knows someone found the reel, he looks fat, hip tattoos hurt
- complains about driving, lack of a nanny, seven trips today, 10-18 miles per trip, 80-120 miles a day
- they do science, math, reading at home
- Nick likes Machine Gun Kelly, punk pop, Falling In Reverse
- talks about young men not being respected
- Pre-Sentencing: "kind of bullshit", but chance to "fuck up his plea"
- Made shit decisions, but didn't cause people harm, but "consequences that I don't agree with as a libertarian" caused harm to the people closest to him
- too busy "focusing and fun and freedom"
- coke should be legal, made mistake while it was illegal
- punishment he gets is "probably appropriate"
- bunch of allegations from "very impure sources", state doesn't believe it
- Nick knows what fighting is about, had his own unofficial fights
- Nick the fighting expert explains all the ways Aaron is bad as a boxer
- Nick is 165-170lbs
- everybody has a puncher's chance, Nick could tag Aaron, "there's a nerve cluster in your neck..."
- Melton at 400lbs is "very dangerous"
- Aaron's stomach "is bifurcating right now", gay body criticism
- Nick "probably hasn't worked out in 7 months", but he knows what it's like to have muscle definition; everyone gets fat at 37
- plans after sentencing: come back streaming, no alcohol on show, no crutches, "not just talking about me", covering trials
- when he comes back won't talk about the situation, cover legal stories, P Diddy trial, getting back to the stuff people really like
- other stuff will be on Locals
- so much false stuff out there, frustrating, people have no reason to believe you, it's fine
- Nick is protecting other people, not ashamed of his own decisions
- still a very Christian man, never had a problem with believing in Christ, only had problems with Christians
- almost lost his marriage, hard to make non-monogamy work, wanted to eat a bullet every day
- he never thought doing drugs and sleeping with beautiful women was uncool or bad, doesn't understand why people are upset
- afraid his marriage was breaking down for a long time, that's why he was acting weird, doing great right now
- might do upper leg tats
- wasn't planning on getting new tattoo
- started with a desire to protect his rights, warrant still unjust, throws his lawyer under the bus, didn't do what he told them
- never once accused the governmnet of a conspiracy or planting anything
- kid has been accidentally exposed by cop, has the bodycam, will be addressed at some point, has an expert who agrees
- Nate The Lawyer told him to plead out, but things don't work that way in Nick's county
- raid on Nick's house wouldn't happen in a metro area
- Nick was treated like a meth addict because that's all the local authorities know, very indignant, Nick is a higher class of druggie
- talks about rehab, chemical use assessment
- Nick drank five drinks a night, no withdrawal symptoms
- never diagnosed with substance use disorder
- Guardian ad litem didn't know what to do with them because of their socioeconomic status
- tried to use their kids against them because of shit he said online, weren't used to people able to fight back, "If you fight you won't see your kids for six months"
- his case is complicated because no one ever proved he knows what's in the safe in his bedroom, insinuates Aaron put the drugs there, only pled out to get it over with, happy with the deal but can't talk about it
- hasn't talked to Drexel, "he thinks something really, really awful", tried to talk to him but he won't respond
- Camelot and Nick talking about how April is irresistable, Nick never sees her, but they are really good friends
- "Biology alone makes it hard to fight", the only reason not to fuck April is that you don't have the game
- people who have turned their back on Nick are performative because they knew exactly what was going on, Nick told them
- they did it for money, doesn't want to be around them anymore, they would have taken stuff if he offered them
- foreclosure: never in danger, lost track of some shit due to depression and weird circumstances, remedying it would have been kind of a pain, was selling his other house off anyway so he paid it off
- why would you take out a mortgage? Cheap debt! If you don't understand, you're poor.
- Money is in the hands of God, could always be gone tomorrow. Nick isn't worried.
- Throwing shade at someone who was in Houston when they met Legal Vices. "Fuck that guy!" Probably Kurt or that Australian guy.
- Nick doesn't like whiskey anymore, no plans drinking, brings back memories
- last settlement conference: judge said he needs more time
- show will be clean, focused, better researched
- 5k gift: will be fulfilled when he comes back, just needs one piece of equipment, will show the "actual, physical thing", will fulfill it on his own, "huge part of showing people I'm coming back like serious"
- hasn't seen videos about him by big Youtubers, has watched hardly anything in a year, starting back up
- there's a restraining order he has to keep track of
- thinks people will stop caring, but if he isn't successful on Youtube, he has lots of other options to go back to

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Hes showing off that faggy tattoo. God coomalot is unwatchable.

 

[stupid frog]

He said one flower tattoo is his birth state, and the other is Kayla's birth state.