Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 130 38.0%
  • Total voters
    342
AI Generated User said:
I'd be interested in a man on the street poll of a 100 straight men and 100 gay men asking them what their state flower is and see what the results are. I didn't even know states had flowers.
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I feel like Texas would be an outlier. Only the meanest white bread ass niggas know their state flower.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
If Nick is going full white trash tattoos he should commit to the bit and get one on his face. Really show us Kiwi prudes who is boss.
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He needs a Tweety Bird on his arm, needs to start wearing pajama pants outside, and start smoking. Also he needs to learn to talk while smoking so he can say white trash catchphrases like "check ain't cleared." He also needs some Manic Panic in his hair. You're not afraid of looking sick, are you Nick?

Nick, think of how much attention and adoration Jellyroll gets. That could be you.
ghastlyretard said:
I feel like Texas would be an outlier. Only the meanest white bread ass niggas know their state flower.
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"Bluebonnets, bitch!" *kills you with a shotgun*
 
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This will never happen.
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AltisticRight said:
This will never happen.
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I'm sure the fight will never happen but the prospect of it might interest Keemstar given the popularity of the feud.

At minimum, it would be a good storyline for Keem to use on Lolcow Live. Keem recently covered the Rekieta-Imholte drama on that show so perhaps he'll bite on this.
 
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Schpoots said:
I hate when this fighting shit happens. It always pours water on the drama fire by distracting people with stupid bullshit that will never happen. Wake me up in three months when both sides stop pretending they'll totally for realz fight bro.
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That gay Andy Warski fight happened, so this might be a replay of it where the druggie skelly blitzed out on narcotics no-shows.
He had to pick up boulders with his wife, or something.
There's a non-zero chance of it happening but I'm betting on it not happening.
 
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AltisticRight said:
That gay Andy Warski fight happened, so this might be a replay of it where the druggie skelly blitzed out on narcotics no-shows.
He had to pick up boulders with his wife, or something.
There's a non-zero chance of it happening but I'm betting on it not happening.
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We're gonna get the tonkisaw situation again because Nick's gonna refuse any drug testing for obvious reasons
 
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Vibralldo said:
We're gonna get the tonkisaw situation again because Nick's gonna refuse any drug testing for obvious reasons
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:really: I was combing my daughter's hair, officer, I swear, that's how I got >35,000pg/mg from a cocaine metabolite test. Remember? Her scalp metabolises cocaine metabolites on its own!
 
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It's clear Nick's weight gain is not from training (rather, it's from less drugs + some calories, probably from booze). I know Aaron isn't exactly an Adonis, but he claims to go to the gym regularly, and his upper build is significantly more developed than Nick's.

This is just Nick being a blowhard online. If it came down to it, Nick would hide in the bathroom and then slink out the back door, just like he did at the donut shop when Ron Toye came in to confront him. Nick's a bully, not a fighter.
Soapmore said:
Nick's face tattoo should be permanent lipstick with a bold outline. Stylish and functional.
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Nick's next tattoo should be a face tat in two parts: an arrow pointed to his mouth, with a text balloon next to it, reading "Black Dicks Go Here!"
 
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