Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Colon capital V]

Did you have a stroke mid-sentence? And then type out that stroke?

goofy ahh = "goofy ass"
dog controller = in reference to the fact people said the joycon grip looks like a dog with the handles as the ears, was a meme years ago.
grip-on = joycons gripping on the joycon grip controller.

Hope this helps.

 

[Oliver Onions]

All right, I expanded the first use of the term to be clearer. I was wondering if folks would disambiguate correctly. I guess not.

Probably more of a me problem because Metroid Prime 4 has been in development so long I forget it's even a thing.

 

[whatever I feel like]

This looks even more soulless then the switch design. Also the fact that it dosen't support all Switch games is bullshit. The fuck is their excuse? I don't trust those joycon connections, they look like they'll break easily. And the name, "Switch 2." Such an uninspired name. So far I'm not impressed with what I'm seeing from the soybox 2.

Probably hardware like IR sensors or whatever other shit was in Labo.

 

[SmallKiwi]

I don't know what that other thread is trying to do other than fellate the OP so I'm going to stick with this thread.

I don't know why there needed to be a second Nintendo thread. They fact it was created in Prospering Grounds clearly shows the OP is retarded.

 

[Two Dollars]

goofy ahh = "goofy ass"
dog controller = in reference to the fact people said the joycon grip looks like a dog with the handles as the ears, was a meme years ago.
grip-on = joycons gripping on the joycon grip controller.

Hope this helps.

God I hate zoomerspeak. Thanks for censoring the a-word, nigger.

 

[Baraka Obama]

I will probably buy one for my son but I would rather wait for an OLED upgrade and a nicer color scheme.

If they have a Switch 2 Lite that can dock I'd be tempted.

 

[Colon capital V]

God I hate zoomerspeak. Thanks for censoring the a-word, nigger.

look at blud seething and malding over words on the thread for a console made for kids, frfr he is NOT bussin'

 

[umseriously]

Wonder how long it'll take for people to make a Switch 2 Emulator

A PS4 emulator for example is still in the early stages and the Switch 2 is like a PS4 in terms of power.

Given its recent parity to modern consoles and how Nintendo is being very happy to throw lawsuits at everyone they don't like, probably not for at least 8 years. Given how many of the emulation community is infested by troons and whatnot, nobody will be able to keep their mouth shut for any work to be done. That is also not considering the rumors of denuvo too.

 

[Enig]

Buying it day one for all the future security vulns and to watch retards online get mad at me over relative nothing because the PC handheld userbase is already getting about as autistic as the emulator handheld scene.

 

[umseriously]

I'm actually a little bit excited for the switch 2 as it primarily means 3 things:
1. 360 to PS4 jump in performance
2. Doesn't have the same issues the PS4 had (weak CPU and HDD)
3. This is Nintendo establishing the graphical plateau that developers will have to develop for now, bare minimum.

Instead of trying to either aim for fisher tablet specs that downgrade the game entirely from the design stage or PS5 specs that just only give diminishing returns, they now have a comfortable in-between that casuals will be fine with.

This also means steam deck users (like me) will be able to enjoy newer games as we'll have comparable specs to the switch 2.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Wow, Nintendo managed to restrain their autism, I was expecting a 3rd Joycon that you control with your butt cheeks.

The the butt controls thing was already done.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Depending on the price and the hardware specs, I may just save to buy a Steam Deck at this point.

People suspect that Nintendo came down so hard on Switch emulators in the last couple years because the architecture is so similar to whatever's in the Switch 2. I imagine emulation won't take much time at all.

Are there anyone left even still working on the current Switch emulator? It feels like the scene has been in shambles since Yuzu and Ryujinx got taken down. I'm sure in time someone will keep working on it but at this point there's too much of a risk that it could take years before there's even a public release.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I will probably buy one for my son but I would rather wait for an OLED upgrade and a nicer color scheme.

If they have a Switch 2 Lite that can dock I'd be tempted.

Once my kids see a new Pokemon or Animal Crossing, they’ll pester until i buy them one.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Neat, the ''most will be compatible'' probably is just edging in case one of the 10000 shovelware title on the Eshop somehow stops working on switch 2 and Ninty get sued over it

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

This looks even more soulless then the switch design. Also the fact that it dosen't support all Switch games is bullshit

I can see where they were going if they were going for an older audience with making the Joy-Cons less colorful and shit, but yeah it looks more globohomo which is kinda lame, also yeah even Xbox and Snoy have full back-compat so its dumb as shit, if theres one first-party game left off the list of BC people are gonna be bullshit

And the name, "Switch 2." Such an uninspired name.

its because of Normalfags, any other name would have confused them, its fucking bullshit but they dont want another Wii U situation.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Also the fact that it dosen't support all Switch games is bullshit. The fuck is their excuse?

Taking a wild guess, 2 won't support games that require certain accessories to play given the redesign. I would bet that in Nintendo's case, LABO is the main one that isn't compatible given everything was designed around the Switch's current measurements.

 

[Lost Stylus]

They've really innovated with this one.

 

[Two Dollars]

It’s gonna be 99.9% BC like the other current systems. Even Xbox Series doesn’t support any Kinect games, and the PS5 has a very tiny list of PS4 games that still don’t work (this list used to be bigger and included several Assassin’s Creed games).

 

[LillWeeb]

God I hate zoomerspeak. Thanks for censoring the a-word, nigger.

what is called zoomer speak is just nigger speak circa 2009

 

[Red Snapper]

I feel like the soul has left Nintendo since Iwata-san died I wonder if Switch 2: Switch Harder will have actual themes instead of the boring minimalist menu the current Switch has? Will they continue with Miis for character creation? Where's the fucking whimsy??