🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Dinner with MacKenzie

MacKenzie reminds me of McKenzie Rittenhouse. Ethan Ralph thirsted after her during the trials, she was either 15 or 16 during the time.

Many such cases.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hmmmmm. Computer, focus on the 2nd picture.
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Computer, enhance man on right.
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Enhance further on body.
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Computer, move lower, enhance one more time, and highlight anything abnormal.
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Ralph’s get-up makes him look like a fast-food employee who doesn’t own an iron.

Without any context I’d assume this photo is of a drunk couple on vacation that took a shine to their jolly server and wanted a photo with him as they left the restaurant.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Ralph's always pointing at other people in pictures. It's gotta be a tism thing.

I think it's a subconscious gesture betraying his own shock and disbelief at the situation: 'Look, someone is actually willing to get within five feet of me voluntarily! Can you believe it!'

probably while thinking about how he fucked up his chance to ever be in his daughter's life rummage through Dax's dirty laundry hamper and bring home some aromatic souvenirs for meditative contemplation.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph is going to rehab early


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[Sam Losco's Wife]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.

What lurks just beneath the surface!

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph is going to rehab early

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Will he do the whole stint or leave early for some retarded reason ?

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

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This reply stood out in the sea of mediocrity.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

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I actually do believe him when he says that the Mexican rehab people were astonished by the polluted sewer that is his bloodstream. Booze is bad enough, but he’s going to have a real rough time detoxing off of benzos. I can’t believe that he’s almost the same age as me and he looks older than my dad.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

A guy who drink 1 beer a week and thinks he has a problem would also be told "we need to get you in right now!" Sales tactic since people can't pussy out.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

His recent history meaning being completely sober except for ambien?

Also no way those teeth are real they look too weird.

 

[Rage Pig]

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There are only two possible outcomes here. He fails, lies about failing and is pillstreaming within a few weeks. He succeeds, stays sober and kills himself within a few weeks because being Ethan Oliver Ralph and living his life is to horrible to face without being high 24/7. Imagine seeing that body in the mirror every day, streaming for 8+ hours for a demented audience to afford a shitty, lonely life in Mexico, without any chance of improving.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

His recent history meaning being completely sober except for ambien?

Also no way those teeth are real they look too weird.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

There are only two possible outcomes here. He fails, lies about failing and is pillstreaming within a few weeks. He succeeds, stays sober and kills himself within a few weeks because being Ethan Oliver Ralph and living his life is to horrible to face without being high 24/7. Imagine seeing that body in the mirror every day, streaming for 8+ hours for a demented audience to afford a shitty, lonely life in Mexico, without any chance of improving.

The former. He's going to follow the path of every other retarded loser who thinks rehab alone is some big fix. He'll get out and have a renewed energy for life, he'll talk nonstop about how he can't believe he got so bad and pontificate like an expert on sobriety, and then within a month or so the "newness" will fade and take the enthusiasm with it. He'll stop getting kudos for simply not shoving substances in his face and realize that his life is exactly as lonely and pathetic as it was before, he just can't take drugs anymore to cope. Sooner or later he'll convince himself that he's just really stressed out and anxious and half a xanax would help and he knows better than to abuse it now and a few weeks after that he'll be faceplanting into piss bottles again.

 

[RollingRock2]

Rehab doesn't sound like a very RALPHAMALE thing to do. Pussy!

 

[Step out of the car sir]

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A rehab pill stream / Xitter video would add a cherry on top of this entire retarded shit flinging cake

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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>I went in for a pre-screen at rehab and they were astonished at my drug and alcohol history, including recent history lol.

I bet at some point, the rehab staff asked him "Holy shit gringo! How the fuck are you alive?!"

 

[OrionBalls]

What are the chances he shows up to final intake high or drunk or both? Or that he straight up misses the appointment?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did Ralph board his cats or is the largest of food mountains been built?

 

[lester]

He claims his lawyer/plumber/landlord's gonna check in on them.
Maybe... if he's not just making the whole thing up and just taking his grift cash and putting his feet up somewhere in some Sinaloa hostel.

*Where the cartel doesn't exist, supposedly, according to him.

 

[CoolDudeXD]

I'm really puzzled by MacKenzie's loyalty to Ralph. Jeremy has a reputation for being a reactive No True Scotsman, holier-than-thou hothead online.

MacKenzie's and his lieutenants have picked fights Groypers-style with pretty much everyone on the Canadian alt-right scene over the last 3 years, alienating all former allies and preventing any coalition building.

And yet, Jeremy seems to exempt The Gunt from his pretentious scorn despite Ethan's widely-published personal failings.

Honestly I have to agree with this. I like Jeremy and follow him because he says the things that no one else in Canada will say but him being friends with ralph is seriously confusing. Usually Jeremy would hate fat alcoholic retards who get high on drugs and are deadbeat fathers. I know someone who knows Jeremy personally and I'm really tempted to ask him if he knows these things about ralph and if he does why does he get a pass on this stuff.