Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

Staph does a 'but what about' regarding the recent Neil Gaiman scandal:
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As much as Stephanie is retarded, that bookseller is also an obnoxious shit. You're mad people are asking you questions on your post that could absolutely imply you'd blacklist classic literature written by people you deem bad? You think posting about older books is "a waste of time" when you're PR for a whole fucking store and not some publisher putting out new material? SHUUUT THE FUUUCK UUPPP. GOD if you didn't want people talking to you when you post GET A DIARY. You work for a bookstore, I'M SURE THEY SELL THEM.

 

[often puzzled]

I was recommended this cow by some of the wonderful regulars of the Sammieverse thread a few days ago.
I've highlight skimmed and have since contracted eye cancer and AIDS.
I'm suing you all.

You're here forever now

Staph does a 'but what about' regarding the recent Neil Gaiman scandal:

You just know that she hopes things get ugly for her. It's fucking obvious the reason why people choose to boycott an author who is alive and receiving royalties, you dumbo. She's such a contrarian.

I was kind of wondering when she'd chime on about the Gaiman stuff. He's odd-looking and a sex pest, so he's basically perfect for Staph.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As much as Stephanie is retarded, that bookseller is also an obnoxious shit.

They're perfect for each other! I wish her much discourse.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

A Trump flag is a flag for Trump. They're super common, especially in red areas. You can get them normal like this:
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Insane like this (my personal favorite type)
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Or apparently, on Etsy according to Google, they have grandma garden flags too:
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One of my favorite parts of going to the fair every year is seeing the new Trump flags, they're like Boomer Facebook shirts but in flag form. My neighbors have a flag that LOOKS like a standard Trump flag, but it's pink and says something about Taylor Swift. It's like a whole thing, I love it.

The Trump Rambo flag is one of the most homoerotic things I've ever seen in public.

EDIT:

I was kind of wondering when she'd chime on about the Gaiman stuff. He's odd-looking and a sex pest, so he's basically perfect for Staph.

Staph not being obsessively fixed on Gaiman's writing just goes to show that she barely reads real books.

 

[Vandy2]

Staph not being obsessively fixed on Gaiman's writing just goes to show that she barely reads real books.

If they weren't before they will be now. Gyro doesn't like people unless they're sexual predators. Or maybe that just goes for music?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

One of my favorite parts of going to the fair every year is seeing the new Trump flags, they're like Boomer Facebook shirts but in flag form. My neighbors have a flag that LOOKS like a standard Trump flag, but it's pink and says something about Taylor Swift. It's like a whole thing, I love it.

Gun shows are really good for this too. There's always a huge table with a bunch of Trump flags.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I want her to check out Sandman and share her opinions on NG's Loki.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If they weren't before they will be now. Gyro doesn't like people unless they're sexual predators. Or maybe that just goes for music?

I think it's optimistic to hope that she would read anything that isn't supernatural bodiceripper schlock, X-rated fanfic, or tweets.

@Aunt Carol hey, Lou loves Harlequin bodicerippers, just another shared interest for the matchmaking checklist!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The neighbour saga continues.

I would [redacted] that motherfucker with my bare hands.

Everyone's a fascist.


I don't know what these were replying to, but I assume more Biden fascists.


What month isn't awful? 'I hope that this is my last life in Midgard.'


Not really the own she thinks it is.


She changed her Mastodon pfp and header, even though she hardly ever posts there.

One for the collection. Yes, the original image was that low res.


Blue Sky updates pfp and header.

The icon with an arrow to the person. Jeez. Grim.


This was earlier today, which means she gave the talk today, but nothing else has been said about it.


HA HA HA WHO?? 'A lot' Do you mean your ghost harem?? Fucking hell, that's hilarious, Yarrow! Tell us another one!


How informative.


Norse spergs: any idea why? I guess Marvel hasn't helped.


Well done, Staph, you have proved their point. Peetie didn't live long because you didn't take care of his needs. You only feed your cats dry food. You do not feed Siggy quality food. What a fucking oblivious retard.
A previous cat of mine had suspected kidney issues when he was 10. He was put on the right diet and medication, and lived comfortably until he was 16. It is not an instant cat death sentence if you care for a cat with kidney issues.

 

[moorhen]

Staph does a 'but what about' regarding the recent Neil Gaiman scandal:

As much as Stephanie is retarded, that bookseller is also an obnoxious shit.

They're both faggots, but Steph asked an obvious whatabout question and got immediately slapped down because of it, which I enjoy immensely.
She has literally no reason to ask that, there was nothing in that random book ladies post that had anything to do with classical authors. She was just trying to make herself look smart and set herself up for an easy gotcha.
Random book lady is right, she didn't say anything about what kinds of authors she was promoting and not promoting, and it's weird of Steph to assume that random book lady would give some perverts a pass and not others.

You just know Steph got a little thrill when she got a snarky reply and started dusting off her victim hat.

The four old gay people who go to that meeting every week are probably so sick of listening to her but humour her because they don't have anything better to do. What does she think she's going to achieve by doing talks for old people? Surely there's better things she could be doing to help her trans community than talking about herself to the elderly?

 

[fagnarok]

Has Staph seen the new Robert Eggers take on "Nosferatu", or just posted about it? (I can imagine her pirating a ripped copy, but not going to an actual theater.)

If she does see it, she'll feel some type of way about it, and not for the same reasons film critics or cinemaphiles will.

Spoilers: beautifully shot, excellent acting, not quite as good as the Herzog version, and every emotionally unstable (and especially personality-disordered) woman of certain aesthetics will now heavily romanticize the Lilly-Rose Depp character.

Staph will probably feel like she especially relates to this young lady, who is extremely "BPD-coded."
Of course, since Staph is so masc and all () she might think she relates to the Willem Dafoe character too. But everywhere other than inside her own mind, she's almost exactly like the ranting madman Renfield replacement instead.

Oh, and she is probably going to start calling Bill Skarsgard "Daddy", because he plays a disgusting undead prick very well.

If you've also seen the movie and been following Staph, you'll know what I mean by all of this, LOL
If anyone wants to artfag further about this exact topic, it would be my pleasure, but we should take it somewhere offthread to keep from annoying everyone else.

 

[a hapless toad]

(I can imagine her pirating a ripped copy, but not going to an actual theater.)

Staph is too much of a boomer to pirate anything. She'll wait until it's streaming somewhere she's got a subscription.

 

[fagnarok]

Staph is too much of a boomer to pirate anything. She'll wait until it's streaming somewhere she's got a subscription.

Good point, LMAO

You would think I'd know better than to overestimate her like that.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Staph not being obsessively fixed on Gaiman's writing just goes to show that she barely reads real books.

And he even wrote a book on Norse mythology! I'm legitimately surprised she doesn't own a copy and it's a decent intro to the main gods and stories. Though since it doesn't go into graphic detail about Loki's sex life I suppose she wouldn't be interested (Sleipnir is mentioned briefly but that's about it). Also her jumping on the cancelling Gaiman bandwagon is ironic considering she got into Rammstein right around the time Lindemann was accused of creeping on women.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Weird how she's not mentioned Luigi since her initial thirst. Almost like she was just following the crowd.

"Trump doesn't mention Luigi, or his would-be assassin, because he's scared."
Stephanie will never be able to comprehend this, but: No, you nitwit. He doesn't mention them because he isn't part of a culture that celebrates being persecuted.
People like Trump don't actually think it's cool or powerful or interesting to show off the fact that random violent dudes might want them dead. There's not a lot of political gain in mocking a dead loser, and his voters don't look up to whoever has the most oppression points in their tumblr bio.

 

[JaneThough]

I think it's optimistic to hope that she would read anything that isn't supernatural bodiceripper schlock, X-rated fanfic, or tweets.

@Aunt Carol hey, Lou loves Harlequin bodicerippers, just another shared interest for the matchmaking checklist!

I’m always shocked that Staph never reached out to a transwoman in need who’s also a victim of us. Not to mention Lou is only a state over! Staph runs a trans org yet never thought to support a local tranny kiwi victim? Girl, he needs somewhere to live. I bet he can come up with $6.50 per month, and how many buttons does that buy?

 

[brooky]

The Viking horns weren't just because a costume designer thought they looked cool. It was so the opera audience could tell who was the good guy from all the way in the back.

I'm guessing Marvel's horns on Loki are a take on either the opera horns (which is interesting because I don't think they gave them to Thor or Odin) or a nod to devil horns. 'Cause Marvel Loki is/was often a bad guy.

Sherlock's deer stalker hat? THAT was just because a theater costume designer thought it looked cool. The first Hollywood versions of Sherlock was inspired by that particular live theater run, and it stuck. The only book-based costume thing for Sherlock is a rolled up sleeve, for heroin.

Has Staph seen the new Robert Eggers take on "Nosferatu", or just posted about it? (I can imagine her pirating a ripped copy, but not going to an actual theater.)

If she does see it, she'll feel some type of way about it, and not for the same reasons film critics or cinemaphiles will.

Spoilers: beautifully shot, excellent acting, not quite as good as the Herzog version, and every emotionally unstable (and especially personality-disordered) woman of certain aesthetics will now heavily romanticize the Lilly-Rose Depp character.

Staph will probably feel like she especially relates to this young lady, who is extremely "BPD-coded."
Of course, since Staph is so masc and all () she might think she relates to the Willem Dafoe character too. But everywhere other than inside her own mind, she's almost exactly like the ranting madman Renfield replacement instead.

Oh, and she is probably going to start calling Bill Skarsgard "Daddy", because he plays a disgusting undead prick very well.

If you've also seen the movie and been following Staph, you'll know what I mean by all of this, LOL
If anyone wants to artfag further about this exact topic, it would be my pleasure, but we should take it somewhere offthread to keep from annoying everyone else.

She'll be surprised that it's based on a film from 100 years ago and that the original is a groundbreaking piece of film history. "Did anyone else know this? People liked vampires 100 years ago!"

Then someone will tell her about Haxan, but she won't watch it.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I don't know what a 'Trump flag' is. You still wasted half your rent giving money to a Trump supporter to buy something that you're going to burn. What a fucking dumbass.

Lmao the question was asking what people are doing to AVOID the inauguration. As in, this person is planning ahead to avoid being beaten over the head with political spergery on a day they know will be rife with it, presumably because they are sick to death of hearing every knuckle-dragging, histrionic retard bloviate about dogshit political takes they've absorbed by filtering social media posts and blatant propaganda through their own third grade level reading comprehension. Staph, on brand as usual, fails to even finish reading the question because she's too excited to barge in with the retarded performative stunt she's gonna use to compete for attention as an active participant in the social media election day spergfest. I love when Staph replies to a random post and accidentally identifies herself as precisely the type of retard they happen to be complaining about. Good one ya dumb fuck.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Wow. I hope someone from Iceland comes for her for this wild prediction.


Now even cold weather is an omen.


Eww.


That's what you get for sleeping on the couch, you fool. Also becoming 'the Loki guy in people's minds' isn't good for her, after that whole Loki channeling incident.


Yes, because that's the only thing worth praising David Lynch for. She doesn't seem the type to sit through one of his films, though.


Such a Rammstein fan, she can't even name the right song. Go check Instagram yourself, you have an account.

 

[grimacefetishist]

And he even wrote a book on Norse mythology! I'm legitimately surprised she doesn't own a copy and it's a decent intro to the main gods and stories. Though since it doesn't go into graphic detail about Loki's sex life I suppose she wouldn't be interested (Sleipnir is mentioned briefly but that's about it). Also her jumping on the cancelling Gaiman bandwagon is ironic considering she got into Rammstein right around the time Lindemann was accused of creeping on women.

It might be because the details of gaiman's abuse are behind a pay wall, so she can't project herself into the victims' situation for her own gratification.