Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

I think the leverage "play" he's been alluding to could've been done, though, but only with proper risk management.

The way he told that story sounds like he used the mortgage money to "help someone" (maybe just like he "helped" some Jamaican dancer with $1k, but with more coke involved).

The thing is, if he did not already have some liquid emergency financial reserve to deal with such matters, a move such as leveraging debt on your main home should never have been done.

I'm not a financial advisor, though.

Almost never with your homestead, never without proper financial knowledge and preferably to start a money producing venture, not a financial gamble. I understand 2021-2022 was a time of great exuberance because of the stimies but fuck..
It´s not even a leverage play - no multiplying factor - it was just liquidity.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Almost never with your homestead, never without proper financial knowledge and preferably to start a money producing venture, not a financial gamble. I understand 2021-2022 was a time of great exuberance because of the stimies but fuck..
It´s not even a leverage play - no multiplying factor - it was just liquidity.

Yes. The idea I'm trying to portray, and maybe I'm failing through my poor grasp on language, is that the move he was alluding to is probably possible for someone better than Rekieta. As he is an embarrassing mess and ultimately a liability for his own family, that move made him bite off more than he could chew, and he ended up with a spectacular failure: forgetting to pay the mortgage, with no liquid reserve, needing to use the money from the second house he had to pay for it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

he move he was alluding to is probably possible for someone better than Rekieta

What, are you saying besides being a fake legal expert, fake trad dad, fake boxer he is now also a fake financial expert?

God damn it Nick, we lost the house again!

 

[RollingRock2]

Just two straight dudes arguing over who swapped more cum

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

"I didn't know I still had to pay the mortgage. I lost my streaming income because the government told me to stay home".

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is This Real Hahahaha Nigga You Stream From Home Like Nigga Turn On Your Screen Haha

 

[thebigdream]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but it bewilders me that he 'lost track' of his mortgage. His cope is that he was busy and that his bank account was in flux at the time. Nigga, seeing mortgage repayments is not how people remember they have one, it's not like we see a payment go out and think "oh shit, that's right, I have that little ol' mortgage thang! Silly me, I forgot about that." It's the single-greatest debt that most people possess. You should always be aware of something that could absolutely fuck you if you fail to pay, and if you don't it's a sign that you are genuinely retarded. Like it approaches 'you should have a conservator' level retarded. If he was anything but a trust fund baby, this mistake that he's trying to blow off here would've left him and his family homeless. It's hard to understate how serious this is. Kayla must be legally a vegetable at this point to not see the danger here.

 

[Beavis]

Nick used the money for drugs and fun. He forgot to make his mortgage payments because he was constantly high and drunk. It’s just cope from him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but it bewilders me that he 'lost track' of his mortgage. His cope is that he was busy and that his bank account was in flux at the time. Nigga, seeing mortgage repayments is not how people remember they have one, it's not like we see a payment go out and think "oh shit, that's right, I have that little ol' mortgage thang! Silly me, I forgot that existed." It's the single-greatest debt that most people possess. You should always be aware of something that could absolutely fuck you if you fail to pay, and if you don't it's a sign that you are genuinely retarded. Like it approaches 'you should have a conservator' level retarded. If he was anything but a trust fund baby, this mistake that he's trying to blow off here would've left him and his family homeless.

You can literally set it up so it automatically deducts your monthly mortgage payments from your bank account so you don't have to think about it

(Not) blaming Aaron for the bathroom safe:

He's still gonna claim he didn't blatantly accuse Aaron of anything

 

[Desktop User2]

know I shouldn't be surprised, but it bewilders me that he 'lost track' of his mortgage

That´s just another obvious lie... there were probably multiple attempts to get in touch with him about his debt before defaulting.

 

[dvorak]

If someone doesn't mind humoring me here, but is Kayla still around? I've been loosely following recent happenings with Nick's collapse and I've yet to hear of any appearance by her.

 

[Law]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but it bewilders me that he 'lost track' of his mortgage.

I'm lower-middle-classmaxxing and holy shit, will the bank not let me forget about it. You wanna go paperless? Fuck you! I have never been more reminded of something in my life.
"I lost track of my mortgage" is junkie logic. He'll be pawning stolen toasters in no time, with that attitude.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Fucking Rekieta is on Coomalots stream right now....

Edit: I think he's somehow more boring then ever before. How?...

Camelot and Nick talking about how April is irresistable, Nick never sees her, but they are really good friends

Maybe I missed someone posting a link to where this is from, but it is from here:

The shorter clip/archive from camelot331.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q65yPIMYdI

 

[thebigdream]

You can literally set it up so it automatically charges your due mortgage payments to your bank account so you don't have to think about it

Which he should've done. But that still doesn't mean it should be totally out of mind. What kind of person doesn't keep an eye on their mortgage? Even just once or twice a year to check its progress? And I'm sure the bank was sending him all sorts of correspondence saying HEY RETARD YOU'RE NOT PAYING that he ignored because he was so stressed by the weird events of his life.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Well, I have this money coming in from the other house I was selling anyway...I'll just use that to pay it off. There, I'm way ahead.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Finally, we know he is a xianxia cultivator retard with the "Revered fighter of rightous furry" wording and will troon out with that horrid snake tattoo (I refuse to call it a dragon) and flowers. I know he said it was apple blossoms but those look cherry blossoms. Cherries are for women to celebrate their femininity lmao (in China).

He's just missing the white tiger and has the tattoos inverted (left azure dragon, right white tiger nick you dotard).

He should've also gotten plums instead. Then we could finally laugh at the Plum in the Golden Vase jokes and nick being a gay faggot. Imagine being retarded enough to mix Chinese and Japanese culture norms cause he's braindead white bread ass nigga.

 

[Desktop User2]

"I lost track of my mortgage" is junkie logic. He'll be panning stolen toasters in no time, with that attitude.

I think it´s just "I was following the male prostitutes so I could pay for the abortion of a prostitute I slept with because I´m just that good of a guy" weaseling by a crack addict. Every time he tries to justify something incredibly stupid he did, it just becomes 100x worse because he is just that stupid.

 

[Meat Target]

That´s just another obvious lie... there were probably multiple attempts to get in touch with him about his debt before defaulting.

Banks will send you past due notices, and in states with homesteading laws it can take 6 months to a year before they can initiate foreclosure.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

And I'm sure the bank was sending him all sorts of correspondence saying HEY RETARD YOU'RE NOT PAYING that he ignored because he was so stressed by the weird events of his life.

I can't wait to hear Nick blame his mortgage delinquency on a skunk that's been stealing/eating his mail.

 

[LiquidKid]

Call me late, but wtf is that next to his belly button?

 

[thebigdream]

So what if I forgot about my mortgage? I've probably also forgotten about all the sweet houses I own that I can use to pay off future debts.