Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Balldo's Gate said:
It wouldn't surprise me if PPP tries to replace Warski with DSP. There's a reason Keemstar put $50,000 on the table for DSP to join Lolcow Live. A show that covers Internet drama with someone like DSP on it, to say "EVEN DSP IS LAUGHING AT THIS GUY!" is great content. From his brief appearances on KC he already showd more promise as a co-host than Warski who brings basically nothing to the table except as a foil to laugh at.
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Also most importantly DSP didn't LIVESTREAM CP LIKE ANDY WARSKI DID ON 2/28/2019
 
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Red flaming panda said:
Sorry, I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that. Andy did what now?
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ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019

Now that that's out of the way, Ashton's situation is just terrible. He is chained to fucking Tardski in order to be able to not starve to death in the frozen cabin. Holy shit man that's a fate worse than death. Imagine that you wake up, eat potato chips and you have to livestream with Tardski. I'd sooner fucking end myself. It's so much more preferable than pedoshielding metokur masochist and your own cohost.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
Exactly. The whole point of the kino casino is to have two greedy funny retards laugh at other retards on the Internet. DSP might be a fence sitter but tip him over a bit and he unveils his real form. PPP’s already got that wrestlemania energy in him, and given the fact that they’re both WWE fans, it would be funny if they did host a show together.

Reminder: when the Casino started a whole three years ago (January 2022, their anniversary was two days ago), Warski still had that “e celeb” residue in him, albeit a faded one as he was streaming to nobodies. He was always just the tech guy originally, but ended up taking control of the show through his paypig cabal.

PPP, I theorize is too greedy to let this grift go, and his poor handling of things two months ago shows. Being beholden to paypig scum is the worst thing a streamer can entangle themselves to. The content is not organic. It’s not creative. It’s a dry spell and it’s fucking garbage, to be frank. The fatass knows this but he needs the money man, so his fatass won’t freeze to death in the Canadian tundra.
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One thing that got lost in the shuffle of the "don't be a hero stream" (PPP/Surfer breakup) of 9/14/21 is that the final straw that led to Ashton's chimpout was when Surfer called for a chat poll (1 for Ashton's speech, 2 for Surfer's antics) and the chat was overwhelmingly 2s. Admittedly, I did not watch any of the pre-Casino PPP streams in real time and I've imbibed a few key ones only very recently. Ashton loves to display his oratory skills. The audience loves his orations, but just not to exclusion, and they will always take some schizo antics over a speech in real time. This IS a sektur audience after all. Ashton recently referred to Mama JF as "a spoonful of sugar that helps make swallowing the medicine easier" (slight paraphrase, not a direct quote) and this was a sneak dis on Warski, likening Warski to his own MamaJF. Even at the Casino, especially given the infantile nature of their paypigs, lowbrow and low IQ antics trump his orations in terms of audience preferences. This was especially evident in the complete disinterest in the Percip stream in his second failed coup back in '22, in the wake of BoxedWineGate. Ashton does not generate large donos or enrapture the with his orations alone. The Casino audience specifically and I DON'T just mean the paypigs (although they personify this to an even greater degree) grow bored of simply orations, no matter how much Tardski gets the majority of the flak for his howler monkey antics. Ashton HATES it when low IQ bullshit takes preference over his orations and this stings double when the audience either vocally requests him or interrupt his orations with paypig donos that DEMAND an IMMEDIATE shoutout. Whether it is Surfer or Tardski, Ashton needs a tard to make his schtick work and he gets visibly pissy when the dumb shit overwhelms the orations. To be fair, a lot of the audience is with him on this. He loathes being a walrus on a string, as evidenced that that is HIS SELF-CHARACTERIZATION, not ripped from the Farms.

Second, my memory must be severely faulty because I swear in the early Youtube days, Tardski would have something in the way of orations himself and there was more of a dialogue than would follow in the wake of BoxedWineGate and Andy's ostensible sobriety (or at least on air sobriety). My review of classic clips from the Youtube era seems to bely my memory though, as even the comments at that time were critical of Andy's howler monkey antics. I swear Andy had more speaking lines in the early days and Ashton seemed to take in what he said, until after the Boxed Wine Stream when his interjections were just dismissed and the rant would continue. I think Andy had more confidence to vocalize his takes when he was as high as a kite and the Boxed Wine Stream took this out of the show. I have no idea if the clips are just selectively chosen to edit his contributions out or if my memory fails. I know Ashton always saw him as an OBS monkey and a rolodex manager.

Finally, I saw over 2 hours of last nights show and the donos were shit to that point. Did that sustain or was there an 11th hour surprise?
 
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Red flaming panda said:
Kino Casino hosted by PPP and DSP would be kino as fuck.
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PPP is just trying to link himself to the only person retarded enough to cohost with him and that isn’t banned from YouTube. DSP is obsequious enough to take PPP’s ribbing which is pathetic. I don’t understand how anyone could enjoy watching a show with the two of them. Actually, after watching DSP’s post KC begging streaks, it became hard for me to even watch KC at all.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
And now for all the party goers we have Lil CRP - Andy Warski streamed CP , this is the 5th addition to the ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP album.

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You sure do like talking about CP a lot..

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Those that preach the most have the most to hide.
 
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Surfherder said:
PPP is just trying to link himself to the only person retarded enough to cohost with him and that isn’t banned from YouTube. DSP is obsequious enough to take PPP’s ribbing which is pathetic. I don’t understand how anyone could enjoy watching a show with the two of them. Actually, after watching DSP’s post KC begging streaks, it became hard for me to even watch KC at all.
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How does PPP end up attracting unaware masochists (the reference to MM was inadvertent, but I'll take it) who glom onto him after he attacks them with everything he's got? I'll admit that Tardski and DSP aren't a huge pool of people, but it's weird that it happened twice.
 
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Savage Randy said:
You sure do like talking about CP a lot..

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Those that preach the most have the most to hide.
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You unblocked just to seethe at me i see. Listen its just time to stop sweeping, you have to come to terms with the fact that your master ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP, and that he must face punishment for his crimes. This right here is part of his punishment. I am not going to stop untill he is in jail or commits suicide, preferably both.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
Hate on the fatass all you want, but admit that he’s funny when he has the right people around him. Tardski isn’t it.
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The streams he did with Surfer and Tardski were great, the cooking stream that he did with Tardski and Croc was also great, so I don't know why people around him are significant whether he's funny or not. Old PPP was fun because he cared more about having fun on the internet instead of appeasing the public with his norm takes on stuff.

Surfherder said:
PPP is just trying to link himself to the only person retarded enough to cohost with him and that isn’t banned from YouTube.
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Kino Casino is not banned from Youtube, wtf are you talking about ?
 
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All becomes gunt said:
You unblocked just to seethe at me i see. Listen its just time to stop sweeping, you have to come to terms with the fact that your master ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP, and that he must face punishment for his crimes. This right here is part of his punishment. I am not going to stop untill he is in jail or commits suicide, preferably both.
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Niggers just dont understand holy war
 
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Someone clarify something for me please.

It is my understanding that PPP, Surfer, Godwinson and their crew were running with the branding of "Kino Dogme 2007" for years before the Casino was a thing. Is this correct?

If my understanding is correct, then the branding of the "Kino Casino" as part of the "Fuck Ralph Festival" of 1/21/21 was predicated on Ashton's use of Kino branding with Warski coming on as an equal partner in the endeavor. Is this also correct?

I know Ashton HAD plans to snake Warski out by streaming with Godwinson (I don't have an exact date of their fallout at the ready, but it was not long after this) after using Warski for the initial shows (presumably for access to his audience, I think the paypigs were just a happy unintended accident) and he believed that since he had longer associations with the word Kino, he would be seen as the rightful inheritor of that legacy, despite Warski's equal partnership status. Is this also correct?

Assuming the three aforementioned things are correct, and I have 99% certainty on all of them, I do not understand how they could snake Warski and keep the Casino branding. Warski WAS an equal partner. You can't "fire" an equal partner, it requires a mutual dissolution, sometimes with outside help. I can only see this working if Ashton and Godwinson had used any other brand at all, while Ashton just ended the Casino project and left the Casino branding as Warski's property.

Am I missing something?
 
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No stream tonight after that slop of nontent yesterday, huh?
Must be tough to be a fat fuck and tard.
>no steve to grace us tonight
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It's All So Tiresome said:
I uncovered this gem from the archives. Andy "Doesn't clap because of redbar" Clapski, is found admitting to clapping because of redbar. The video is kind of a fever dream so be warned. Whoever made it likely needs to seek help.
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I'm genuinely surprised that a YouTube vid with the hashtag #WhiteRACE didn't get autoscrubbed off the platform. This is surreal to watch in the middle of the night half awake.

Added in edit: The best joke regarding clapping is from "Not Another Teen Movie." The one character keeps trying to start a slow clap throughout the film, but no one joins him and he's just embarrassing himself to awkward silence, until the end, where just before his hands make contact, someone else beats him to his epic slow clap moment.
 
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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
Andy's background pixel art screen thing annoys the shit out of me. The loop is so short it doesn't even go around twice before doing the zoom out thing. This is the worst thing Andy Warski has ever done.
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andy NOOOO...

he was so proud when they came back from one of the hiatuses to announce that he acquired more panels for the pixel board.
 
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