Would you be a paid shill? - East vs West

Would you do it?


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Internet Wizard

Hopelessly delusional pollyanna
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Russia, China, Brazil, India, South Africa (etc)
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The US, EU, Ukraine, Taiwan, Japan (etc)

Rules:
1) You must be undoubtably loyal to said country. For example, if it's US to Russia, you can by no means say anything publically* supportive of the US over Russia. Likewise, you can't be critical of Putin beyond a passive degree.
2) * You can still think things privately, but if they go public then you lose your job/get deported or worse
3) Whatever your country's position is, you must adhere to it. Ex: if you're in China (PRC), then you can by no means acknowledge Taiwan as a separate country
4) You will, effectively, serve as a mouthpiece for whatever your host country wants. In some form, be it politics, academics, or media, you will be pushing their message.
5) You cannot visit countries on the other side, other than for diplomatic reasons, nor can you flee to said places by any means.
6) You cannot live in neutral countries (ex: Singapore, Switzerland, etc)

You will in turn live a life of luxury in the country of your choosing. The actual work you do (professor, politician, podcast bro) doesn't matter, though it must in some way be politically related (see rule 4)
 
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Reactions: Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
I would shitpost for my country but rates would have to be decent, something like 50 cents every post and weekly payments. TAX FREE BISH.
 
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I'd be a paid shill for the ideas I support, but not for ideas I oppose
Would you even be a "shill" if you support the ideas you already agree with?

This thought experiment challenges you because it assumes you probably will have to relinquish your ideals at some point, and do what you're told.
 
my attitude is: if there is a steady paycheck in it, ill believe anything you say.
 
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I pull a Vucic and shill for every regime on the planet
 
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