Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Balldo's Gate]

That banner change is beautiful

Still catching up on the thread and just noticed this.

"She's, like, TikToking on Instagram Live" - Andy Warski

Is every stream like this?

Warski is about on the level that Rekieta will be after a year of severe whippet abuse.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

"She's, like, TikToking on Instagram Live" - Andy Warski

Is every stream like this?

Yes, pro-tip, turn vid quality to minimum and operate other tabs while the stream plays. Trying to watch it directly leads to existential dread of the Lovecraftian variety and intensity.

 

[General Insomnia]

Watching (Stealing) Beige Snoozequency would be an improvement to the Whoa Buddy segments.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I stepped out of the room to microwave some food only to hear on my way out that PPP could not identify the genre to which Megadeath and Metallica would be classified.

 

[General Insomnia]

I stepped out of the room to microwave some food only to hear on my way out that PPP could not identify the genre to which Megadeath and Metallica would be classified.

Sometimes I leave my house with my PC headphones and do chores without connecting to my phone, only disconnects when I reach the street.

Also, the whippet theory is fairly iffy because whippets only last minutes max. Lasting effects exist but a few months of whippets can easily be bounced back from by stopping immediately. I don't buy it.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Okay, after spending 3 hours on a 3000+ word essay on the Great Chat Revolt of 7/19/22 and managing to get through about 2 hours of show (I tuned in an hour late), I am about to tap out. Coffee is not doing the job and most of this is beyond alogging, it just sucks. Please let me know if the Casino has any memorable moments in the remainder of the show. I suspect that they will occur in a post stream, if one exists, but I am doubtful that this show will have a post-show, as the Ralph material is likely to exhaust them and require a continuation tomorrow. It's been over a month since any "Nerds On the Go" or "Destination Stone" rituals and it seems that the paypiggery has DRASTICALLY decreased as a result. Chalk that amongst our victories boys. Even the fans benefit from that one. Anyhow, signing out for now, let's drive this one home.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Chaggot made his internet debut in late 2017 on a Baked Alaska stream, right after Baked had tried to pivot into IRL content and was denouncing his fan base as "toxic" to gain the favor of a failed e-girl known as "Sweet Erin" who is now a real estate agent with no significant online presence. Chaggot = Chad Faggot, and he hit infamy when Metokur called in to chew out Baked for the aforementioned activities, only for Chaggot to say "stop throwing salt in our game" and striking a Vanilla Ice pose. He is also known as 1318, for his history of having molested a 13 year old girl at the age of 18 and believing it was okay because it was consensual (if one completely disregards that 13 year olds can not consent in any meaningful way).

Added in edit: Real name Dylan Volk (pronounced Die-lawn). He has extremely extensive lore.

Chaggot is an Autistic Jew who used to tried to be involved in TRS (ironic considering Enoch is a jew) and tried to get his own Mother (who was a State Senator for Maine) call into TRS.

 

[jewsernotfound]

suffer warski

edit: oh ho hoooo he's scanning chat HARD. who ya messaging, buddy? the mods? you're typing pretty feverishly buddy.

double edit: OH YEAHHHH i bet you have to use the shitter, faggot. warskiiii...come out and playyyyy....my god you look physically ill, andy.

 

[johnnynoname]

being a drunk in a metal shack is why less cringe than being a self righteous sober person who has to crowbar how many days they've been sober whenever they can

 

[jewsernotfound]

"let's get a whale to come in and clear the whole 52 sub deficit!"

...so-and-so...for 1...sub...

another retard alert gem:

warski: you guys are fags for wanting to censor video games!!!

warski, 2 minutes later: OK I HAVE TO EDIT THIS SONG THAT SAYS NIGGA, THIS IS TOO MUCH, WHOA BUDDY.

imagine editing a song that plays during your stream...on KICK...and then imagine your dents stand up and defend that in retorts to me in chat. ppp, hit the tard bell, there.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Couldn't sleep. I have a series of very quick questions.
Has anyone here used gumroad (as a viewer) for anything? Anyone for the casino specifically? Does gumroad tell subscribers the subscriber count or even have any discernible information to indicate how many co-subscribers you might have? Does gumroad provide something in the way of fan to fan contact or just fan to creator contact? Their YT and KC metrics are tanking. It is only the gumroad and the back channel paypiggery that keeps them comfortable and these metrics seem to be shrinking in tandem.

 

[jewsernotfound]

METOKUR MASOCHIST...i mean, SILENT_ONCE FOR 50 SUBBBBBBS

 

[Rick Nekieta]

METOKUR MASOCHIST...i mean, SILENT_ONCE FOR 50 SUBBBBBBS

How convenient

 

[jewsernotfound]

PPP: whew, i was really worried there...i thought, fuck, are we gonna be the next DSP?

yea we can tell, buddy. your attitude is SHIT

edit: are there extra dents in chat tonight or what? i got a guy arguing with me about how methadone is used for benzo withdrawals...it's a goddamn opiate. the combo of benzos and opiates is an actual death wish. i hope basedIRL hollows his own advice and pops a xan with a methadone and has a good night.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Have you ever thought of touching grass?
Its one thing to be a alog. But my god how many posts have you made in like 2 months? 1000?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

As an aside, keep an eye on the activity of "Silent Once" He has a high sub count and it comes in the form of two shows where he was a major contributor, both post Vegas. Almost certainly a sock or reincarnation of a long standing paypig and not an organically new paypig.

Silent_Once has only ever popped out of the woodwork to do major drops on an as needed basis. He's done 3 figure sub bombs on two occasions and 2 figure sub bombs on 2 or 3 occasions. He has over 600 subs and all are post Vegas.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Have you ever thought of touching grass?
Its one thing to be a alog. But my god how many posts have you made in like 2 months? 1000?

like 100. i'm home recovering from surgery. but please tell me how to better spend my time to make you happy, faggot. it's 1am on a saturday and you're posting here, policing people lol fuck off

edit: this was post 115 if you want to be anal about it. in case you were wondering, i'm still working full time while recovering. i don't see a problem, buddy.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

like 100. i'm home recovering from surgery. but please tell me how to better spend my time to make you happy, faggot.

I think he was talking to me, as I have averaged nearly 30 posts a day for 37 days straight. But yes, I'm not particularly concerned with how others feel about how I spend my time. I earned my free time and I'm gonna enjoy this time as I see fit.

 

[jewsernotfound]

either way, the fuck does it matter to him? it would be one thing if we were just shitting up the thread but people's reactions alone show that people agree with more than a majority of the insight.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Rick is awesome and brings a great deal of technical analysis to the forum