"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Spergichu said:
Spoiler: Why this build is shit
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  • This nigga isn't just just fatrolling, I ran his stats through a build creator and he's at almost 100% equip.
  • He's using Lusat's staff which is a notoriously demanding casting tool due to casts consuming a whopping 50% additional mana.
  • He isn't even using mega damage spells that take advantage of his high as fuck int. I think he's using great glintstone shard, night shard and night comet, glintstone nail, and either freezing mist or zamor ice storm. None of these are in any way good candidates for using Lusat's.
  • Twinsage glintstone crown is quite literally one of the worst pieces of mage headgear to use when at already relatively high int.
  • Scarseal and soreseal talismans are stat sticks best used on low level builds to hit gear requirements. This monkey is using it to hit the requirements for moonveil (admittedly, one of the best int weapons in the game) on a level 111 build.
  • He's not even equipping the staff in one of the left hand slots so he could at least cast with a weapon out.
 
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Where does the figure come from about 15% of every dollar going to the IRS? In 2023, the US government collected about about 4 trillion dollars in taxes and the IRS had expenditures of about 16.1 billion, unless I'm reading their data book incorrectly.
 
Spergichu said:
  • Aside from dumping into Int, his stats are not optimized for magic.
  • Mind should be much higher because that determines how big your FP (mana) bar is.
  • Dex and Str shouldn't be that high. Those are melee stats.
  • Even if you want to main Int for Int spells, you should have more than single digits in Fai and Arc because many Int spells still require those as secondary stats.
  • He's running with a heavy equip load. Magic characters should be nimble, able to evade danger and build space to cast offensive spells or buff up.
  • He only has 5 memory slots, meaning he can only have up to 5 spells on him at any given time. (Maximum of slots you can run is 12)
  • He's running a rapier (thrusting sword) and a basic katana that doesn't even have a magic enchant a magic katana that secondary scales with Int. (Literally the only katana he could run with his build and was one of the OP weapons shitters used at the time he posted this) Thrusting swords and katanas are Dex weapons. There are swords in the game specifically made for magic users that want a backup plan if they can't cast and is all he should be running for melee.
  • He has two shields. Two shields in the same item row. Magic builds should avoid damage with evasion or spells, not shields. Shields are for melee builds.
  • His helmet is a magic helmet, the the rest of his armor set is meant for Str builds. It's literally the armor you unlock for killing the posterchild Str boss.
  • His talismans are not optimized for magic builds. The first one on the row (The flaming eyeball) increases all the stats that DON'T affect spells, when there's a related talisman that does just that.
  • His spirit summons aren't bad but there are much better options, especially for magic builds.
  • Running literally no consumables that would temporarily buff him aside from his physick flask (Something you unlock in the first couple hours of playing). Those darts are an essential for magic users though so at least he has those.
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It's not meant to be meta. It's just his autistic little mage battle tank. Mind is just the right amount to get filled with flask. Armor is a play style choice. Shields have different stability and resists, and it's not like it matters anyway because this nigga is fat as fuck and there are 0 penalties for having them. The rest is just what you get from a blind playthrough.

It's literally the stop having fun meme where Elden Ring metafags were so eager to dunk on the exact build I've seen like 3 old dudes I work with gravitate to. The truth is if you really only cared about efficiency everyone would have a Misericorde and an artless tower shield equipped against anything parry able.

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"You can't use shields you aren't melee" bro dark souls 2 lets you set yourself on fucking fire and the moment I discovered that fact it became integral in every strategy I ever conceived because I could and it was funny. Musk should be encouraged for A, actually playing the game, and B, NOT looking everything up. Frankly, if someone did look everything up, they gamed less than he did due to how many Magrit Hammers his fatrolling ass must have taken.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
William Zulock and Zachary Zulock are two faggots from Georgia.
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This is something I've been turning over in my head for a while, and seeing the latest MATI episode reminded me to post my thoughts on this.

I used to be generally in favor of gay marriage because gay adoption was unheard of until recent history, so it was a completely untested concept that seemed to show promise for removing orphans from the system and placing them into homes. I was also unaware of the FBI's infamous gay rape statistics.

The Zulock's proved gay marriage and adoption to be a catastrophic failed experiment, and I remember HHH tagging me into the Spiderman faggot thread to criticize me for pinning the act of pedophilia on the fact it's a gay married couple.

What the Hulkster doesn't realize is that the Zulock family are the defacto Chernobyl event for gay marriage. You can argue that what I said in the moment was illogical, jumping to conclusions or overtly emotional, but what you can't say is those words weren't my immediate, unfiltered first impression upon reading the news that a seemingly idyllic gay married couple decided to violently and habitually rape their adopted sons on camera and sell it. They weren't even delusional excuse-making retards about it either, they explicitly used the term "rape" to describe themselves violating children in text messages bragging about it to their friends.

It doesn't matter that modern nuclear power is safe and secure, it doesn't matter if meltdowns are extraordinarily rare, it doesn't matter that the Chernobyl power plant was outdated by the standards of its own time or that its staff were incompetent, what matters is there's a proof of concept that nuclear power plants can explode under their own pressure and render the immediate area a permanent no-man's-land for millions of years and that's all people think about when they consider nuclear power as an alternative to coal or gas, because Chernobyl left an impression.

This is the same reason anybody who reads about John Money and what he did to the Reimer twins will immediately hate transgenderism as a concept and see it for the bullshit vector for pedophiles that it is, because John Money's listed abuses leave just such an impression.
 
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fun fact about the Thor (piratesoftware) situation is that: he had mana, he had mana gem, he could do a lot more than he did and he just panicked like a LITTLE BITCH and just ROACHED OUT - if someone is interested check out the Quin's video about this - Total Thor Death

PS: I hate him with a passion
PS, PS: he has really retarded takes on games too (preservation, price, rights etc)
 
Josh said he liked a system shock meme in this thread and liked the music.
As a System Shock appreciator I want to know what the meme was, I want to see which song he liked!
I'm having a hard time finding it myself but maybe someone remembers it.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This is true of many hourly positions with overtime possibilities and usually the reason to promote up is less the cash and more the hours/flexibility of a salary.
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there is also no cap on my salary, there are guys who load trucks who make as much as the drivers.
and anything over 4 hours is considered time and a half for us.
my poor supervisors, less pay, more headaches having to deal with the retards at the top, and no benefits or safety of a union.
 
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Gorkzillah said:
fun fact about the Thor (piratesoftware) situation is that: he had mana, he had mana gem, he could do a lot more than he did and he just panicked like a LITTLE BITCH and just ROACHED OUT - if someone is interested check out the Quin's video about this - Total Thor Death

PS: I hate him with a passion
PS, PS: he has really retarded takes on games too (preservation, price, rights etc)
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Idk if this is the video in question but this is peak absolute lolcow behavior. Dude with like 15000 guild members siccing them on tiny guilds while talking like Sephiroth with a voice changer. Fucking nutty.
 
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