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No, trannies do want to be women specially the AGP ones whose dream is becoming a bimbo pornstar,
This is true, up until the point that you have any normal expectations of them (if you're such a woman, do work that is traditionally for women- pick up the kids, clean the floor, etc) or when it doesn't work for them socially/politically (women who tell them how to act are ordered to not "speak over them"; they are simultaneously exactly like women but also have unique trans experiences women will never ever understand, etc)
 
The rarest of pooners.....

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Maybe this isn't what it seems, cos I saw this video being passed around on X, but I can't find a back-story, but on the face of it, it seems pretty fucking awful.

Apologies for the double attachment too. The site isn't working well for me ATM.
More proof that the trans movement is modern day eugenics.
 
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Possible pooner art?? Or a wojak that just happens to resemble pooner traits,
It’s based on a (male) tiktokker from Israel (hence why it's titled israeli-soyjak in @Randy Facalding post). He had some sort of extreme fisheye lens and was making a face, so that's why the skyjack looks especially weird, the original is in the bottom right of this image
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Says she has cerebral pares which is a brain injury stemming from the womb, so I don't think it's a munchie pooner. Just the world going insane on this shit and thinking people with serious developmental disorders can consent to this shit.

No no, it's definitely a munchie pooner, she has a youtube channel and was perfectly able to speak without any issue talking about complex suggests.

Apparently her mom is onto this shit too, the mom is just another Dee Dee Rose Blanchard

edit: On the youtube channel, I thought it was the pooner who was reading (because of frog voice), but it's apparently someone else, either way, things going on with this person is WEIRDER than I thought.
 
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Fag chasing pooners will never not make me laugh.

"Mm yes. Nothing is more manly than getting folded in half and roughly ass fucked after getting throated for 10 minutes. Very masculine of me. Much dood. Hopefully afterwards can decorate this charcuterie board and watch Bones :3"
 
No no, it's definitely a munchie pooner, she has a youtube channel and was perfectly able to speak without any issue talking about complex suggests.

Apparently her mom is onto this shit too, the mom is just another Dee Dee Rose Blanchard

edit: On the youtube channel, I thought it was the pooner who was reading (because of frog voice), but it's apparently someone else, either way, things going on with this person is WEIRDER than I thought.
No she is a potato. The mom, dad, and a few other random sketchball characters "narrate" for her but she is incomprehensible and its arguable not really able to communicate independently at all.
 
No she is a potato. The mom, dad, and a few other random sketchball characters "narrate" for her but she is incomprehensible and its arguable not really able to communicate independently at all.

My bad, so many of them are cane/wheelchairs larpers than one geuninely disabled is a "surprise". Poor girl.
 
My bad, so many of them are cane/wheelchairs larpers than one geuninely disabled is a "surprise". Poor girl.
It makes "born in the wrong body" sound even more stupid, because if people really could change bodies, you'd think her first priority would be a body without cerebral palsy instead of a male one that was otherwise the same.
 
LIL POONER WANDERED OFF THE RESERVATION!

PROCEEDS TO POST MANLIEST POST IMAGINABLE ON R/RELATIONSHIPADVICE.

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Lmao! “No I think she’s a lesbian! So I was kinda relieved!”

Two things will never change.

Lil’ manly doods writing the most fembrained teen posts you could imagine.

And pooners so hopped up on nonsense and into their LARP, that they never notice it when other people treat them like the women they are.
 
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Isn't it a well known fact that lions are the most pathetic creatures on the planet, to a point where safari hunters who say stuff like "I shot a lion!" are seen as embarrassing themselves this way? Not saying lions can't be dangerous, it's just I recently had a talk about them being utterly retarded, which adds a funny layer of symbolism to this "cover up" story to me.

I don't know what's more evil at this point. Ruining healthy people is bad enough, but letting actual disabled people do this to themselves (even if not literally, in this case) is something that Axis Powers couldn't even dream about.

It makes "born in the wrong body" sound even more stupid, because if people really could change bodies, you'd think her first priority would be a body without cerebral palsy instead of a male one that was otherwise the same.
That's considered "ableist" by these people. I'm not joking.
 
Found this pooner in the wild on Reddit. Looked at her post history and saw a massive cope over losing a ton of sensation from top surgery. There are no downsides, doods! Totally just chop your titties off!
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Outline of my numb/decreased sensation areas

(about 2 years post op DI w/ FNG)

Figured this might be helpful for those curious about sensation after double incision with free nipple grafts!

It's definitely a rough outline- in reality, my sensation is more of a gradient around these lines, but you get the jist. I do have some pressure sensation in these areas, but it's definitely dulled. I have regained enough sensation in the armpits to be tickled, at least! I also couldn't reach all the way around to outline under my armpit to the end of my incision, but I did my best :)

Explanation of the circle around my left nipple: I have erotic and tactile sensation on my left nipple. The pain when getting it pierced was about 3/10, if that gives any indication for how strong the sensation is (most other piercings have been 4 to 7/10 pain for me).

Feel free to ask anything regarding my surgery, recovery, etc.!

(Marked NSFW for those who don't want man tits on their feed, haha)

“Guys, nerves grow back! Just wait several more years!!!”
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Damn im also numb around my underarms and i thought the feeling would come back 🥲
Tbf, I'm only 2 ish years post op- it can take 5+ years for sensation to settle down
also, just bc one person hasn’t gotten feeling back yet doesn’t mean you won’t either. people are different
 
The pooner yearns for the big dicked (white) male breeding them and impregnating them and buying a nice house with a white picket fence in a nice, homogenous neighbourhood with a backyard garden and a golden retriever on the porch.
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I'm sure that with a lot of pooners they are just normal girly girls who want to do the most typical normie things ever, but don't want to be seen as "basic bitches". And they're not very good at it and don't want criticism (constructive or otherwise), so they see being a boy as a fast-track to praise (because if a man does something stereotypically for women, he might get some shit from other men, but women will all fawn over him and yasssslight him) and trans as a shield to avoid any criticism.
I think this is why you get so many cottagecore pooners. Cottagecore is just housekeeping and baking and tradwife shit like that, but make it punk.
 
Found this pooner in the wild on Reddit. Looked at her post history and saw a massive cope over losing a ton of sensation from top surgery. There are no downsides, doods! Totally just chop your titties off!
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Outline of my numb/decreased sensation areas

(about 2 years post op DI w/ FNG)

Figured this might be helpful for those curious about sensation after double incision with free nipple grafts!

It's definitely a rough outline- in reality, my sensation is more of a gradient around these lines, but you get the jist. I do have some pressure sensation in these areas, but it's definitely dulled. I have regained enough sensation in the armpits to be tickled, at least! I also couldn't reach all the way around to outline under my armpit to the end of my incision, but I did my best :)

Explanation of the circle around my left nipple: I have erotic and tactile sensation on my left nipple. The pain when getting it pierced was about 3/10, if that gives any indication for how strong the sensation is (most other piercings have been 4 to 7/10 pain for me).

Feel free to ask anything regarding my surgery, recovery, etc.!

(Marked NSFW for those who don't want man tits on their feed, haha)

“Guys, nerves grow back! Just wait several more years!!!”
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Damn im also numb around my underarms and i thought the feeling would come back 🥲
Tbf, I'm only 2 ish years post op- it can take 5+ years for sensation to settle down
also, just bc one person hasn’t gotten feeling back yet doesn’t mean you won’t either. people are different
Nerves don’t take 5 years to re-grow, even in normal sane surgeries if the body is cut deeply enough, the nerves just don’t grow back together or it’s light partial growing back together
Maybe some (like lil pooner being able to feel dulled pressure application), but after the first year (maybe 2 but I doubt it), that’s it.
That’s what someone has for the rest of her life and she should be grateful for being numb all over, the alternative is constant shooting pain or feeling like the area is full of bees forever.

These nerves are thinner than human hairs, sometimes they’re able to grow back but on the whole I wouldn’t count on it.
This magical idea that troons have about nerve hookup is absolutely insane, if it was that simple no one would have nerve damage from surgery ever, not just pooners and troons.
It’s possible to work to regain function with intense physical therapy, but it’s never going to feel the same as before surgery.

She fucked up her shit for life, and it was completely elective.
Pain is the bodies alert system, not being able to feel it is a whole nother problem if the area gets injured or bruised or something else.
Really there’s no winning with surgeries that sever nerves.
 
No no, it's definitely a munchie pooner, she has a youtube channel and was perfectly able to speak without any issue talking about complex suggests.
Palsy Pooner says in this video that trans people are statistically more likely to be disabled in some way.
I wonder if she's talking about after they begin gender affirming care and it disables them, or if a disabled person is more likely to have issues with accepting their body or feeling like something needs to radically change in order to live 'authentically'.
 
I couldn't think of anything more evil than denying an euthanasia to these disabled freaks after it's proven that they will never be able to even achieve the level of intelligence and awareness of a dog, but I guess I was fucking wrong.
This is beyond disgusting and the people responsable deserves a death sentence.
This is so fucking dumb and shows how much people devalue human life in general (leading to these pooners willing to cut shit off because "life's just whatever"). People with cerebral palsy are able to understand everything said to them and can communicate via text-to-speech tools. Cerebral palsy is first and foremost a motor-function disability. I guess it is time to bring back the very special episodes.
 
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Real talk, are the parents trying to get rid of their disabled kid without risking jail time? (Edit: there is more info/discussion about her in the SRS thread.)
It crossed my mind too, to be honest. Maybe they hoped she'd die on the surgeons' table. They can still grift from her death. I don't know. I don't know what they are thinking. I don't understand these people at all.
 
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