Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Today she's now laughing and gloating that her male ally Jeff Grubb from Giant Bomb stole the Corrine Busche story from Smash JT & Grummz and claims it his own.
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Smash JT made a video about it.

EDIT: Alyssa's in Canadian custody? (And a bonus butt-kisser name Quinn Hills)
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[Anonymus Fluhre]

This site is the eleventh site that pops up when you search for her name on anything not some corporate shill search engine (third page on Bing too by the way). How is it a "strange dark corner of the internet"? Your Kiwifarms thread is right after your Intelligent Relations link.

 

[AnOminous]

This site is the eleventh site that pops up when you search for her name on anything not some corporate shill search engine (third page on Bing too by the way). How is it a "strange dark corner of the internet"? Your Kiwifarms thread is right after your Intelligent Relations link.

It's the same thing every dumb lunatic who attracts our attention thinks. "BUT BUT MUH DAAAAARKNET IT'S LIKE REALLY DAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! REEEEEEEEE!"

Meanwhile we're right here on the clearnet. Sorry bitch.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's the same thing every dumb lunatic who attracts our attention thinks. "BUT BUT MUH DAAAAARKNET IT'S LIKE REALLY DAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! REEEEEEEEE!"

Meanwhile we're right here on the clearnet. Sorry bitch.

Maybe we're dark because we use Dark mode?

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe we're dark because we use Dark mode?

We're extremely dark and scary because we even wear our sunglasses at night.

This just makes us the ultimate spooky badasses.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa and her friends on the big DARVO train again.

"We are the real journalists and not harassing anyone! What we talk about is real important stuff!"
"You on the other hand are all darknet incel stalkers who want to rape us!"

Everything Alyssa is constantly accusing other people of, she is guilty of it herself.
She is projecting her own behavior on others, because her entire grift is coordinated harassment.

And this retard filed a lawsuit to "stick to GamerGate 2.0".
I cannot wait for the filing smashing her lies and demanding her to pay all the lawyer cost.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa and her friends on the big DARVO train again.

"We are the real journalists and not harassing anyone! What we talk about is real important stuff!"
"You on the other hand are all darknet incel stalkers who want to rape us!"

Everything Alyssa is constantly accusing other people of, she is guilty of it herself.
She is projecting her own behavior on others, because her entire grift is coordinated harassment.

And this retard filed a lawsuit to "stick to GamerGate 2.0".
I cannot wait for the filing smashing her lies and demanding her to pay all the lawyer cost.

Try making an AI song out of that. I recommend Suno.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Way back in the day we used to call people culture vultures. They just cling to whatever new neat thing is coming up and ruin it. Pick it to the bones, ruin it. They don't enjoy the thing they want to be seen as enjoying the thing.

This is Alyssa.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

We're extremely dark and scary because we even wear our sunglasses at night.

This just makes us the ultimate spooky badasses.

Proof that Canadians are scary. Just Never Surrender

Alyssa and her friends on the big DARVO train again.

"We are the real journalists and not harassing anyone! What we talk about is real important stuff!"
"You on the other hand are all darknet incel stalkers who want to rape us!"

Everything Alyssa is constantly accusing other people of, she is guilty of it herself.
She is projecting her own behavior on others, because her entire grift is coordinated harassment.

And this retard filed a lawsuit to "stick to GamerGate 2.0".
I cannot wait for the filing smashing her lies and demanding her to pay all the lawyer cost.

Try making an AI song out of that. I recommend Suno.

Don't need to go that far.

Or listen to some Kabuto the Python - Gamergate.

 

[AnOminous]

Proof that Canadians are scary. Just Never Surrender

I was kidding. I didn't know there was an even more gay Corey Hart song.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was kidding. I didn't know there was an even more gay Corey Hart song.

Don't listen to Dinosaurs, things only got worse over the decades. He's no Bryan Adams.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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POV: You put regular milk in the lesbian reiki healer's latte instead of almond milk and she is NOT having it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
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Alyssa supporting the claim that fanny packs are a "gay style" invention from 30 years ago, when they were being used by German tourists in the 1980s all over the world. Europeans will remember them, they were and still are very popular to carry valuables to keep them safe from the thieves on Spanish and Italian streets targeting tourists. (Remember, Alyssa has her own version of the world that has nothing to do with reality)

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To complete the trifecta of sperging about random topics in a way that support her worldview, here is her support for Mexican Tranny Sexworkers, vigilante justice, and fighting the police.

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[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well that certainly explains why all her male allies are balding and why she and women like her look the way they do.
The fanny pack is just a reinvention of the way pockets originally were.
Say what you will about her looks, drinking, and drug addiction, but for me her stupidity is a huge turn off.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I still have all my hair, so I guess I fall under that category.

 

[just Reading a post]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.

We should be collecting every thought that comes out of this big brain bitch and be making books out of her all knowing intellect. Its comedic gold.
Call it the Art of Whore.

 

[The Hardest R]

Alyssa really is an overgrown and stupid 12 year old girl. This is from someone who still has all his hair.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I like this new trend of Alyssa using bodily characteristics to evaluate a person's worth.

Remind me again which ideology used to do that?

 

[Charnel Ground]

Bluesky roundup:

Alyssa will be "presenting" at the fake awards show nonprofit fundraising gala.


Alyssa went to Quebec City


Alyssa's bizarre attempt at an I.C.E./ice joke? No idea what she thinks she means.


Alyssa caught on camera with her binge by her doordash driver.

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Now here's my favorite part, which dovetails nicely with her tonedeaf, frankly inappropriate, mention of David Lynch's hairline.**

After noticing how everyone on social media is mourning the passing of great American filmmaker David Lynch, Alyssa needs to let everyone know that she's a David Lynch fan too!!!!!!! Forget what you know about Alyssa mindlessly slurping up capeshit and crappy tv sci-fi and rhapsodizing to anyone who will listen about every little thing!!! She is a REAL hipster film buff and always has been just like her ex Patrick!!! It's not the bpd mirroring at all!!!!

Alyssa, who would rant at the drop of a hat about how much she hates AmeriKKKa and its culture, joins the country in celebrating a man who dearly loved white-picket-fence middle America.


Continuing to reach for some reason, any reason, to make Lynch's death about herself. Twin Peaks was close to Canada, run with it.


(I won't be paying for this.)

Alyssa, manic, gets a tattoo of Laura Palmer's mysterious gesture from Twin Peaks.


Now, of course unless you're mentally ill like ALyssa there's no need to post every single thought you have or thing you like online for asspats. But I can't help but notice that Alyssa doesn't seem to have been at all interested in online discussion regarding any of Lynch's work, which is strange to me because Twitter LOVES David Lynch content/memes/discussion and it's almost inescapable on the platform.




Here's the kicker: Alyssa has only referenced David Lynch twice on her twitter from what I can see.


One is of course, the link to her paid Patreon article and the second is from 2021... DISSING DAVID LYNCH FOR TRYING OUT NFTs AND IMPLYING THAT THE ZENDAYA DUNE IS BETTER
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Lynch fans when they see their king doing NFTs while Denis' Dune thrives

**I'd also like to highlight this response to her hairline tweet, which makes it clear that she doesn't know shit about fuck re: David Lynch. Wait til someone tells her that most of Lynch's work has conservative core messages and that Eraserhead is arguably an anti-abortion work of art.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What a surprise, Alyssa shat on Lynch too and is now engagement farming off his death.

Ghoulish leech.