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[Paper Machete]

There are blurry distinctions between HSTS and AGP when it comes down to the truth. It's at best still a good convention to use when dealing with particular trannies that are more one than the other and to bring up sexuality. But a lot of AGP mindfuck themselves into being bisexual (and sometimes were already acting out with other men anyway) and drift into seeking out men in that way too, so they sort of start more classically AGP but end up being more HSTS. There are also lots of HSTS that, uh, aren't fashionistas with naturally androgynous features. The warehouse nigger tranny lusting after his manager is a good example of this. There is rarely such a thing as a man looking good in woman face. The HSTS are better at it than AGPs most of the time but they're both in clown get up.

At the end of the day they're both crossdressers. They're both fucking weirdos. And most of them end up sucking dick for cock.

All fetishes that are allowed to propagate sort of evolve over time so in a sense Blanchard's typology made sense for what he was presented with but the longer this all goes on the less it holds true for a lot of cases IMO. We end up having this conservation every once in a while despite it being obvious they're both half a dozen one or the other.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Beginning of highest rated sub-thread with added personal details from the OP.
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So ... old school transvestite fetishists who realized they could do it full time.

so waht does "make love to like a girl" mean? (and why "girl" and not "woman"? creepy) is it they simply want a guy to bang them up the pooper? or is it they wish they had a vagina so a guy could bang them up their bonus hole? either way, just sounds like cross dressing faggots.

They are just *this* fucking close to cracking (lol) the truth

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it is painful just how close they are to realizing it is just a porn induced fetish. they are this close to getting it, but sadly i dont think they ever will.

 

[Shakespeare]

There are blurry distinctions between HSTS and AGP when it comes down to the truth. It's at best still a good convention to use when dealing with particular trannies that are more one than the other and to bring up sexuality. But a lot of AGP mindfuck themselves into being bisexual (and sometimes were already acting out with other men anyway) and drift into seeking out men in that way too, so they sort of start more classically AGP but end up being more HSTS. There are also lots of HSTS that, uh, aren't fashionistas with naturally androgynous features. The warehouse nigger tranny lusting after his manager is a good example of this. There is rarely such a thing as a man looking good in woman face. The HSTS are better at it than AGPs most of the time but they're both in clown get up.

At the end of the day they're both crossdressers. They're both fucking weirdos. And most of them end up sucking dick for cock.

All fetishes that are allowed to propagate sort of evolve over time so in a sense Blanchard's typology made sense for what he was presented with but the longer this all goes on the less it holds true for a lot of cases IMO. We end up having this conservation every once in a while despite it being obvious they're both half a dozen one or the other.

Honestly, HSTS nowadays just seem to mean "Tranny I'd like to fuck" versus AGP meaning "Tranny I'd wouldn't want to fuck".

 

[Sean Andalou]

it is painful just how close they are to realizing it is just a porn induced fetish. they are this close to getting it, but sadly i dont think they ever will.

Being close to getting seems to be a recurring theme.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

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Basically what I said about hontra. Tho, he does work it better when just front facing the camera with bangs and, of course, without any body showing, which he always does on his streams.
Like with hontra, his line backer body is the most ridiculous. But he's still, overall, better at working the "ladyboy" than contra, who is just an outright hon.

Alex Jones definitively thinks so, too:

Spoiler: it's always the front facing shots...

But Alex Jones really is massive. Doesn't do Blaire's build justice.

I do think there is a lot of merit to the idea that hormone imbalances in utero can cause or at least contribute to this. I do think that legitimate actual gender dysphoria is likely caused by an overabundance of certain hormones in utero, causing the feminine features and feeling like one should have a female body. (I don't know much about it with pooners; I don't think they've been studied as extensively.)

No, it's way more simple: Looking too pretty for a boy makes them targets for homosexual men to act sexual towards them and other boys will ostracise them. That's the angle troon shrinks are working. Just being a little prettier than average and acting a little more demure is obviously something biological, but troonism is a mental sickness and social contagion praying on those affected. At least that's my theory. But enough shitting up the thread, since I don't have any better TAX as of now.

 

[Manat]

that euphoria guy

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Stills from IMDB. Even in the kiss screenshot he looks male.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Stills from IMDB. Even in the kiss screenshot he looks male.

I mean this is really off topic now, but just because I don't want to act as if you're wrong on the overall image, body and all - tho, I already said that. He still has a very androgynous face and I also think in these newer shots he aged a little, no? Good for him, too bad hes all in on the trooning. I think he looked a little different in that euphoria thing.
I honestly have just vague memories of that and some vogue'ish editorials, because he did stand out to me as looking very andro. And he still does but esp. in the first shot you posted where he's standing behind the table, it's absolutely a guy, again with him it's just the face - just look at blaire and compare, you'll see what I mean - or not. He has a very small head for a guy and that face is or at least was for some time absolutely in-between. I think part of that is that he's one of those who were pimped out as a teen by his parents as a professional eunuch model, no? So he probably got treatments early or just was naturally looking a way which lends itself to that. In that cry-pout shot, I couldn't tell, if I didn't know. I would just wonder: How did she get so far in THAT industry without a nose job, good for her!

 

[Manat]

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I 100% agree with you, he used to look more feminine and androgynous but he aged a tiny pit and it made a world of difference. I was surprised by how masculine he looked in the movie, as he medically transed young but estrogen didn't make a dent in this guy build.

From Wikipedia:

Schafer said she started expressing femininity as a toddler. In seventh grade, Schafer came out to her parents as a gay boy, but started experiencing gender dysphoria in eighth grade. In ninth grade, she came out as a transgender girl and began transitioning after being diagnosed with dysphoria.

With a face like his and early hormones he had the (hypothetical) perfect start for transing, and still...

 

[behindyourightnow]

I 100% agree with you, he used to look more feminine and androgynous but he aged a tiny pit and it made a world of difference. I was surprised by how masculine he looked in the movie, as he medically transed young but estrogen didn't make a dent in this guy build.

This always happens. These men still have all their male genes in there, just waiting to do their jobs as soon as the tiniest amount of testosterone allows it. And you'll always produce a small amount of testosterone in your adrenals even if you're castrated, so it's just a matter of time. It just goes a bit slower, giving them a few tragic years of "almost maybe looks a little like a female if you squint" before the inevitable male build takes over.

The tiny amount of trannies who do end up with small/effeminate builds were always going to be small/effeminate men in the first place, drugged or not. Puberty blockers don't do shit in the long term (except make you retarded and crippled).


Thread tax. Man comes face to face with reality, whines about not being able to control the thoughts and perceptions of others:


link

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Stills from IMDB. Even in the kiss screenshot he looks male.

Look at those arms. Early transitioning did nothing for him because he still has a male skeletal structure. His face looks androgynous but still male.

 

[NSA Intern]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1i4k760/my_mom_told_me_if_i_kill_myself_at_home_or/

My mom told me if I kill myself at home or jumping of a building, she will bury me as a man under my deadname.
Human_Jeweler_9579
She and my dad are literally the reason I wanna kill myself. She told me my only option to kill myself is inside a psychiatric clinic. This kind of place gave me PTSD. If I survive, I'll go to one either.
Actually, I have cPTSD and BPD. I can't take it anymore. I wanna join the 46% so bad, but I don't want to survive and end up in a clinic neither be buried as a man.
For context, our last fight was because I tried to give myself a bilateral testicular torsion to get them removed without the need of approval from a psychologist. They completely overreacted and almost disowned me for that.
I KNOW to get rid of contact with my parents I just have to wait until college. This is, 2026. I'm changing majors from international relations to medical school. My current college is too close from home, but all medical schools are too far away, so they agreed to give me a new place to live.
I know I just have to wait. I just don't know if I have the strenght to.
I'm sorry for being such a doomer for myself. You don't have to answer this, I just wanted to vent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/comments/1i4hmyd/somebody_should_have_disillusioned_me_before_i/

somebody should have disillusioned me before i transitioned
stupidtyranny
i wasnt as delusionaly optimistic as i couldve been, i was probably the normal amount for a fledgling tranny. but it still wouldve been really helpful if someone had explained to me that because of factors like height and width, no matter how much transitioning i did, id never look particularly feminine or female. not to discourage me, just to make it really clear where my expectations should be. i think something like that wouldve helped a lot in making it hurt less now

https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/comments/1i3ugsu/to_everyone_who_wished_me_the_worst_you_got_what/

To everyone who wished me the worst, you got what you wanted.
46XX_
I hope your happy that your wishes finnally came true,
-I have lost almost all my hair in the past year, and they think that my implants are causing it so I might need to get them removed️
-The illeostomy ruined my figure, my stomach will never go back to the way it was. Leaving me with a boys figure.
-My srs failed for good now, after 7 surgeries and 4 years im officially broken. There won't be a way that i know off for me to have a functioning VJ ever again

 

[Law]

I do think there is a lot of merit to the idea that hormone imbalances in utero can cause or at least contribute to this.

I don't. Was there some sort of huge wave of hormone imbalance in 1996-2000 that caused a bunch of teens and 20-somethings to get all pronoun-y in 2016? Did Demi Lovato experience suddenly re-balanced hormones when she decided that getting people to call her they was too much work? Hormones don't make you steal underwear or pretend to be a baby.
I think there's a tendency to blame this sort of behavior on "hormones" because this behavior is strange and disturbing, and having a biological explanation is more comforting than realizing that some people just do this shit.

I feel like trans women are either one of two extremes: either decent-looking women or ugly, hulking male abominations.

All transwomen are male. Even the ones who get the brand-name lip injections instead of the cheap ones made of house paint. Even the ones you personally think are pretty. Even the ones who are skinny or have very firmly installed and well-blended hair extensions.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1i4k760/my_mom_told_me_if_i_kill_myself_at_home_or/

Human_Jeweler_9579
She and my dad are literally the reason I wanna kill myself. She told me my only option to kill myself is inside a psychiatric clinic. This kind of place gave me PTSD. If I survive, I'll go to one either.
Actually, I have cPTSD and BPD. I can't take it anymore. I wanna join the 46% so bad, but I don't want to survive and end up in a clinic neither be buried as a man.
For context, our last fight was because I tried to give myself a bilateral testicular torsion to get them removed without the need of approval from a psychologist. They completely overreacted and almost disowned me for that.
I KNOW to get rid of contact with my parents I just have to wait until college. This is, 2026. I'm changing majors from international relations to medical school. My current college is too close from home, but all medical schools are too far away, so they agreed to give me a new place to live.
I know I just have to wait. I just don't know if I have the strenght to.
I'm sorry for being such a doomer for myself. You don't have to answer this, I just wanted to vent.

That's tragic. It's obvious the parents are trying whatever they can to get the kid from killing himself. If threatening to bury him under a deadname is what has to be done (instead of giving into his ridiculous demands), then so be it. I am guessing the parents tried to be like, "No sweetie please don't die!!!!!" and sent him to a clinic but that didn't work. So threatening him is probably the next best thing.

Also trying to give himself tesicular torsion? Jesus Christ. He belongs in a fucking clinic.

I don't. Was there some sort of huge wave of hormone imbalance in 1996-2000 that caused a bunch of teens and 20-somethings to get all pronoun-y in 2016? Did Demi Lovato experience suddenly re-balanced hormones when she decided that getting people to call her they was too much work? Hormones don't make you steal underwear or pretend to be a baby.
I think there's a tendency to blame this sort of behavior on "hormones" because this behavior is strange and disturbing, and having a biological explanation is more comforting than realizing that some people just do this shit.

I was referring specifically to actual bonafide gender dysphoria, which I do believe is an actual condition. It has always existed, but more like 99% of the current trans people don't actually have it. Somehow troonery got onto the list of "current civil rights campaign" so everybody jumped on its bandwagon.

I understand, though, your hesitancy to blame hormones. I don't think they are responsible for the vast majority of troons. I think they could be responsible for the small number of actual sufferers of dysphoria.

 

[Hotep Steve Sailer]

I agree. the HSTS trans women generally tend to have feminine attributes and they also tend to claim that they had dysphoria since early childhood.

I do think there is a lot of merit to the idea that hormone imbalances in utero can cause or at least contribute to this. I do think that legitimate actual gender dysphoria is likely caused by an overabundance of certain hormones in utero, causing the feminine features and feeling like one should have a female body. (I don't know much about it with pooners; I don't think they've been studied as extensively.)

I feel like trans women are either one of two extremes: either decent-looking women or ugly, hulking male abominations. The male abominations tend to be porn-addicted AGPs. The pretty, feminine ones tend to be HSTS. I can't think of any feminine-looking trans woman who is also an AGP (but I could be wrong). Maybe ContraPoints? But I don't think she's an AGP - I think she's just very mentally ill.

(If you're confused by my pronouns, I generally go by "if you look like a chick, I'll call you a chick.")

This is such retarded niggerdom. All “classic” HSTS troons from the 1950s-1970s admit that they never had a single thought about transitioning until they read about Christine Jorgensen, then become singularly obsessed with transitioning. Their stories all read like reddit egg forum posts. Only once they had something to fetishize and obsess over did they get “dysphoria.” It’s a made up condition that they knowingly coach each other to use to gain sympathy. Believing in it is your first mistake, and recognizing it’s bullshit in every situation will set you free.

Biological males are predisposed to obsession, the same drive that makes a man practice violin until he becomes a prodigy or learn about trains until he can identify different models by their whistle sound also fuel stalking, serial killing, and trans shit. Their predisposition to obsession gets warped by degenerate sexuality until that’s all their mind can focus on.

Alternately biological females are predisposed to anxiety and neuroticism, which is why women have done everything from lie about having tuberculosis to anorexia to cutting to fainting spells to “chronic Lyme.” Pooning out is just another form of neurotic self-harm that women have always done.

This is why pooners always seem to be desperately running away from something with little care about how they wind up, while male troons of both the hon and AGP variety seem calculated in their progression towards something. Hons may obsess over makeup skills and fashion while AGPs obsess over looking like the e girl sexcam whores they jerk off to, which is why their abilities to “pass” aren’t at parity with each other, but it’s all obsession.

 

[Stan]

Basically what I said about hontra. Tho, he does work it better when just front facing the camera with bangs and, of course, without any body showing, which he always does on his streams.
Like with hontra, his line backer body is the most ridiculous. But he's still, overall, better at working the "ladyboy" than contra, who is just an outright hon.

If Contra built himself a sound stage where all the furnishings are 133% the normal size would it help lol? Kinda like how Kim Jong Il made other leaders stand in a little trench for the photo op while he stands on a box?

 

[neverendingmidi]

Oh, after that Gagarin chick.

Nah, nah... for a pooner? It's from fujo-bait "Yuri on Ice", the yaoi anime.

This creep is attracted to his manager and seems to lack the social understanding that "Zack" is just being nice to him and doesn't want to lose his job calling this freak out. Even gets jealous of him talking to his female coworkers.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to stalk someone before.

"People are staring at me, I'm so hot, even though everybody knows I'm a guy because I go by a male name, they all think I'm hot."

The very concept that people are staring at him because he looks like a creep/lunatic/clown is immediately shunted away by the armor of obliviousness this troon lives in.

I worry for "Zack"... the most "feminine" thing this guy might dois reenacting "Misery".

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I think it’s rare for male troons to look anything other than male, especially in real life rather than photos/videos that they can stage and filter.

Also the majority of trannies (especially obvious autogynephiles) look not just hideous but frightening.

However, that’s not to say a troon can never look good.

Alex Consani, Hari Nef and Hunter Schafer look good, but trans good, which is all a troon can realistically hope for.

Essentially, they were pretty men to start with and they still look like pretty men. So they’re less visually disturbing because at least they aren’t munters. But they still do look male.

Of the puberty blocked boys like Jazz Jennings and Kim Petras, again they started off life as pretty boys, so visually it’s not a horror show now that they’ve transed. But many can tell that they’re not quite right.

Whereas Jackie Green (Susie of Mermaids’ son transed as a child) was never pretty and he looks like a hon. He might have looked alright as a boy - he wasn’t ugly - but he can’t cut it as a trans girl, let alone pass as a real girl.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This one's a little more directly political than the usual Reddit L.
Posted on Democratic Underground General Discussion sub-forum
where it will be read by all manner of American lefties.
Democratic Underground -- Archive

A chilling estate sale, today​

A friend invited me to a “free sale” of an estate nearby.
When we walked inside we are told everything is free. It’s a wreck, with all of the trappings of everyday life. Dressers full of clothes, house keys, kitchen still with food that was also up for grabs.
What happened to the family that lived there?
They have 2 trans sons, on the spectrum,
teenagers. They fled the country for Mexico yesterday, because they worried for the safety of their children.
Just left.
There were drivers licenses, medication, shampoo in the shower.
Like how Jews had to leave their homes with nothing. And then the people who went in and took anything they wanted
I’m crying for what is happening and the fear so many people will live with.
And for all the people that leave. Or want to leave. And all of the ones who stay.

Like Jews fleeing Nazis, except they did it for the drama and not because they had to.
Or perhaps they really are that delusional.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

 

[Trombonista]

All “classic” HSTS troons from the 1950s-1970s admit that they never had a single thought about transitioning until they read about Christine Jorgensen, then become singularly obsessed with transitioning. Their stories all read like reddit egg forum posts. Only once they had something to fetishize and obsess over did they get “dysphoria.”

Do you have a source on this?

 

[Paper Machete]

Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

My bets are it didn't happen. Why are all these stories of fleeing the US always going to Mexico. Literally the last place on the planet it would be good to elope to unless you're fleeing criminal charges?