Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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If you are a schizo, then it's much more difficult. Especially when you feel like the world is against you.

Not to say you are wrong, but having a messed up brain makes virtually everything way more difficult. Just another reason to cut off the internet and focus on getting a grip on reality.
For sure, I was in the middle of an edit that I was gonna address this and decided to drop it. Some elements in life are just legitimately out of our control. There's nothing wrong with it, just the hands we're dealt, but it's what we do about it that matters. I believe in her to get it sorted out though. I think I've said it before but a big part of why I think she can get things fixed is that a long time ago in my life a very close friend was dealing with schizophrenia. Since we were just late teens back then neither of us knew what was up or how to deal and now later in our thirties she's like a totally different human being (in a good way) with stable treatment.
 
Fun Fact: There was an incident where a user on the forum and a lolcow were dating. A user @anuscabbage12 was revealed to be dating a notorious "Internet Tough Guy" lolcow Elaine Miller back in 2022
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They even made these gay ass tattoos with each other
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Ah thank you for the information, bro! Did any of the mods ever date? I feel like there was at least one other instance of forum relationships that I read about.

*edit* just to add another voice to the dog pile for :optimistic: reasons, yes—get help, Zoey (and if that help is a psychiatrist, do NOT lie to them about what you’re thinking or feeling, otherwise they won’t be able to help. Yes, I know that is a hard pill to swallow.) And reconcile with your mother and anyone else close to you. Life is much too short to worry about internet drama, or what others are saying about you. Even familial feuds. I promise, family feuds are the things you’ll most regret later in life. Just tell them you love them before they’re gone forever.
 
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Did any of the mods ever date?
Yes, @THOTto and @Kamov Ka-52 to be exact. It's quite a long story and one I don't have much knowledge of but just know that both of them are fat
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I've been lurking since the thigh reveal and decided to hold off simping until the face reveal (wise decision but let's be honest, she exudes cursed nympho energy, probably because Humbert Humbert types on Discord effectively raised her). I like giving so many Feels reactions in a row, since Zoey is apparently mending her relationship with her mother and processing her father's death in a healthy way.

I hope she chills out, grows up, realizes that oversharing and arguing online about anime characters is inherently self-destructive, and comes back to the Farms to joke and laugh and learn as a functional adult. She may well avoid being yet another cautionary tale of early, unfettered access to the internet, that giant machine that perpetuates our deepest insecurities for profit.

If her only source of feedback is KiwiFarms, then how long are the updates and venting going to last?
Kiwi Farms is easily the most socially aware autistic hive mind online.
 
Kiwi Farms is easily the most socially aware autistic hive mind online.
I’m still a bit of a noob, and (this thread especially, over the last couple of days) Kiwi Farms is surprisingly wholesome to cows who wish to get better, or deterring others close to falling into the same pitfalls of other cows. From what I knew about this place before, it was a sadistic place. Since I’ve actually lurked, partook, and began to understand this community, it shines as one of the more wholesome communities that I’ve found; and that still shocks me. Thanks to all of you, for restoring my faith in humanity a bit.
 
I thought I clicked the wrong thread for a second there, what the fuck is this?
Good luck reading through everything :smug: I just know she’s a schizo sperg who has been involved with other cows recently to try and get attention. She was face doxed (although I’m not sure if it’s confirmed) a couple of days ago, and she recently showed a strong desire for getting better and changing her ways. She has also socked accounts here at an unbelievable rate, on par with Talbott’s twitter socks.

*edit* oh wait, I’m a retard and that’s not what you meant. Eh. This’ll serve as a short TLDR for anyone else who pops in.
 
Pooner arc confirmed
Dude, Discord is like a factory for sexually manipulated underage pooners. The platform is crawling with pedophiles. Zoey's not the first victim of being terminally online and she won't be the last. I just hope that if there's a chance she'll work through her obvious familial issues privately and in earnest, the internet will be slightly more peaceful because there will be one less retard screaming into the void their worthless opinions about anime fandoms and other dumb shit.
 
She says she's schizophrenic (and autistic), but I really doubt that's an actual diagnosis from a doctor. Schizophrenia almost always manifests in women around their late 20s, so my guess is that she's more likely something mundane like bipolar (what young woman isn't these days) and is confusing manic episodes for schizophrenia.

I'll just say there's nothing wrong with schizoposting online, so long as its a hobby and not a way of life. Imo there would be nothing wrong with what she's doing if she just dialed it down a little.
 
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Looks like Inafune is still dirt pissed that he didn’t get his love quest accomplished. Still gooning to warships as usual. You’ll soon have it coming, nigger :story:
Zooby won’t be your future boyfriend-free girlfriend that’ll cosplay you your favorite IJN loli.
The more this Inafune guy acts like an idiot, he will surely be the next one to get his own thread.
 
I’m still a bit of a noob, and (this thread especially, over the last couple of days) Kiwi Farms is surprisingly wholesome to cows who wish to get better
The #1 hallmark of a cow is constantly doubling down on your behavior. Either to prove some stupid point to nobody, or because you don't believe you've done something wrong. A lot of us do dumb shit when we're younger. Zoey's an example of a type of person whose behavior we'll laugh about, but it's not like we hate her (and some of it you can't even really blame her for to an extent). Now, contrast that with somebody like, say, Colton, or Nick Rekeita.

These people are doing shitty things to the people around them all of the time and their actions have a very real impact on people other than themselves. Not only that, but they constantly double down on their antics while placing the blame elsewhere, lying about how things happened, or just not caring at all. You can legitimately be pretty hateful of Rekeita for using his children as bargaining chips in the court of public opinion on top of straight up exposing them to cocaine.
Hell even Ralph is at least saying he's going to go into rehab (:optimistic:), but more importantly the way in which he said so isn't the way somebody like Nick would in that situation ("yeah man the state is totally making me even though I'm INNOCENT and I'm going to go back to drinking immediately after"). Nick has shown that he is not only unremorseful but has stated he would absolutely indulge in the behavior that got him into trouble if nobody was looking. Zoey's been demonstrating she both wants to get better and knows how the way she can behave affects people around her. Nobody's going to hate the subject of a thread for just taking ownership of their behavior (provided it wasn't some criminal shit like monkey torture or child predation).
And if the dox is confirmed: is she uglier and more retarded than Birdie?
Honestly she looks pretty normal, assuming the photo with the grad cert (or whatever that is; I'm not certain what level of education that would be for if she didn't graduate unless that bit was a fib) is her. I've seen weirder looking people here, and at least she's relatively healthy still (but she needs to eat and drink normally).
 
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what about the third child
Him?
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#WAKAMEFOREVER

Jokes aside, I've decided to show the Zoey-guys and Zoey-gals how Aumiist-chan looks in full-body lineart.

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Description (if you want to comprehend the overall autism when you draw Au-chan):

Color scheme - excluding clothing (by NesbianLigger):

Caucasian skin
Pale reddish-pink/pale yellow gradient hair (not dangerhair)
Pale cornflower pupils + white scleras.

Appearance (by NaggotFigger)

Hair: Double-parted long bangs, ringlet twintails tied by flowers and curled white horns.
Eyes: Tareme, semi-Danganronpa style.
Horn 2: Bow-like curled quad demon horns. Black with dark pink gradient.
Black small detached wings with heart rings endings and tail with platinum rings.

Clothing (touched up by NesbianLigger):

White dress shirt + oversized sleeves with wristcuffs and zippers with gold heart rings. Black harness with gold rings.
Magenta bowtie with platinum heart rings act as the tips of the bowtie.
Tri-belt: Belt 1 has a rectangular gold buckle; belt 2 has a circular silver buckle; belt 3 has a triangular gold buckle w/platinum heart rings and linked chains.
Black pleated skirt with a colored blue inner fabric w/ gold/platinum rings.
White hosiery with red belt Mary Janes with snap-fit buckles.

She's best friends with Kiwi-chan.
 
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