African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[The Jewel of the Nile]

This is the most exhausting bodycam vid I've ever seen and I don't even understand what's going on

 

[Michael McDoesntexist]

I have said before, but it bears repeating: If black lives matter, why don't niggers teach their kids how to behave in ways that don't end up with niggers getting killed?

You think niggers think about this? Logic and reason are hallmarks of white supremacy after all. Then you have a culture that glorifies gangbanging, fast money, hoes, and indiscriminate violence to a people with poor impulse control who grew up in the hood to a violent and neglectful single mother and a rotating host of men who might end up raping the kids while they're there (LaQuishas start being baby mamas young. It's common for them to pop out their first niglet as young as 14) and if the biological dad is in the picture at all, it's only in visits to or phone calls from prison.

They cannot comprehend civilized life when exposed to it. Maybe a very, very small proportion can, but those are the ones who leave the hood and never return. And civilized blacks breed far less often than hoodrats, so for every 1 black kid that grows up with actually loving parents who teach them to be better, there's over 100 being popped out haphazardly and thrown to the wolves only to repeat the same dysfunctional cycle as their parents. This is why this has to be cut off from outside. Niggers are too stupid to self regulate and they consider it acting white for a black person to hold oneself to a higher standard, meaning they're not worth listening to in a nigger's eyes. And because niggers make up far more of the population than civilized blacks, they dominate the culture, pulling some of the kids of those who escaped the hood right back in (and pulling in a lot of whites as collateral damage as of late).

The only thing the nigger respects is force. Even Incarceration alone isn't enough to keep them in line, public displays of physical force are necessary to bring them to heel. This is why they behaved themselves in the 50s, they'd get beat with a nightstick if they didn't.

Now I can already hear some of you asking. If physical force keeps them in line, how come niglets still act up despite being commonly beat as kids? Easy, because they don't get beat for causing trouble. They get beat for getting in mama's way but are otherwise left alone. If anyone else beats them for the right reasons, it's punished by the state, but in the moment they do relent. It has to be sustained for long enough to rewrite their risk/reward calculations. That if they act up, the odds of getting caught and beat are close to 100%. That's the only thing that stops the primal mind from getting too opportunistic.

 

[9th year in hell]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

From the account it seems to be from a Pentecostal movement church so I know they dance and sometimes have some "enthusiastic" people at the ceremonies, but they do not have... this "chimp out" (for a lack of a better words, "disorganized") in the EU.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

View attachment 6873456

I don't know, but it did make me think of Don't Be A Menace.

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

View attachment 6873456
From the account it seems to be from a Pentecostal movement church so I know they dance and sometimes have some "enthusiastic" people at the ceremonies, but they do not have... this "chimp out" (for a lack of a better words, "disorganized") in the EU.

"Videos you can smell" for $100

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

From my limited understanding, this is some kind of black church thing; it's a reinvention of old pagan ceremonies where the participants give themselves over to religious ecstasies and act like baboons. Supposedly, the nuttier you act, the more you are "experiencing" God.

 

[RollingRock2]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

View attachment 6873456
From the account it seems to be from a Pentecostal movement church so I know they dance and sometimes have some "enthusiastic" people at the ceremonies, but they do not have... this "chimp out" (for a lack of a better words, "disorganized") in the EU.

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

I have said before, but it bears repeating: If black lives matter, why don't niggers teach their kids how to behave in ways that don't end up with niggers getting killed?

Spoiler: Q. Why is it that the Negro seems to have little regard about and responsibility towards his offspring?

Q. Why is it that the Negro seems to have little regard about and responsibility towards his offspring?
A. To the Negro mind the urban environment, the civilization around him, is irrelevant. The Negro mind is always feral. It is always insecure and in assessment of his situation one moment to another. The natural coding in the Negro mind regarding his offspring is to produce as many as he can in such ways that the strongest survive. Much like how several snakes eat their weakest offspring immediately after birth and how apex predators do not come to aid their most hurt or limping ones, the Negro may pretend to care - in so much as it makes the Negro appear like another one of the civilized, it is all mimicry - but the reality is that the Negro does not care about his weaker offspring. If they end up dead, that's on them. This is actually, anti-Darwinistic. Indeed, when the civilized people descended upon Africa, what we had found was the Negro living as another cog of its environment and not the manipulator of it.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

From my limited understanding, this is some kind of black church thing; it's a reinvention of old pagan ceremonies where the participants give themselves over to religious ecstasies and act like baboons. Supposedly, the nuttier you act, the more you are "experiencing" God.

I can't really comment on the origins without doing any research but I've noticed that whitey does such things too:

It could be like the origins of rock and roll where it was a little from column cracka, a little from column nigga. In fairness I don't know that niggers ever do snake handling shit in church.

 

[Swiss46]

Can some muttmerican tell me if this is a legit black church thing or is it just someone shitposting on X/twitter. What am I even looking at here?

View attachment 6873456
From the account it seems to be from a Pentecostal movement church so I know they dance and sometimes have some "enthusiastic" people at the ceremonies, but they do not have... this "chimp out" (for a lack of a better words, "disorganized") in the EU.

I grew up in a white Pentecostal church, this is a bit much but it's pretty common for people to be bawling and speaking in tongues. It's not usually the entire church doing it from my recollection, but nothing here is really especially egregious.

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

There used to be a Twitter account I came across a few years back called "The Protestantanity" or something like that which had clip compilations of all this jungle behavior by christians in churches, every race. To be fair, I have seen the same with Shiites and African islamics, even SEA, just look up exorcism in islam. And of course, the other religions have a lot of this built in too. Anyway, nothing nigger specific about mental illness, they're likely more susceptible to it due to incomprehensibility of normal functions in society, attributing it to magic. "Where does the poopoo go when I flush it? Shieeeeeet"

 

[Meiwaku]

Autistic Joke Warning

Hey friends! You ever look at math and think it's kinda racist? I personally think it's not racist enough, so here's some math properties explained using racism.


"Racism Floor Ceiling Function"

I have a limit of how racist and not racist I can be. I feel a lot of us are actually this way. Your floor and ceiling are just different ranges of mine. There's only limits to how racist or not racist we can be.

So instead of solving for X in this function we are solving for RACISM. I know floor and ceiling usually use real numbers just entertain me bro.

F(x)= [RACISM]


Function: (event) and you get a variable of lowest racism⌊x⌋ and highest ⌈x⌉ racist reactions.

= lowest aka Floor ⌊DEI⌋


= Highest aka Cieling ⌈TND⌉



Our y axis input is any melenated event. Your layman will have a range depending on circumstances and opinion.



[0,2] Event example: a black person robs a store in a poor area.



Output: This would not set me personally into the highest ⌈TND⌉ output nor would I purely blame ⌊socioeconomic issues⌋. I am within a range of :

Low: [I do not envy black people because they must endure the Nigger.]​

High: [The usual suspects.]​

----

If you escalate an event like not listing clear hate crimes as racism when it is a black person who hates white people it will jump up in urgency, but I still have a limit in which I could not reasonably lump all black people in with this. I also simultaneously could not write this off as a fluke or a "dey deserve it". I have the same racism limit, but it slowly skews wether the event is favorable or non favorable to all parties involved.

Non-racist event: a black woman volunteers gives all foster kids free hair cuts / braids to help them feel better aboutt hemselves.

Output 1:

low racist reaction- women are so sweet! What a great way to help the community!​

High racist reaction- it's good that black women know so much about hair since theirs is like a job.​

However, another person may think:

Low- finally the darkie helps the white man. Helping foster kids instead of making them.​

High- TND​

Basically. There's a set range to how racist one can realistically believe. However, this floor or ceiling is different depending upon the individual.

-------

Concept 2..... Which is actually more realistic.

"Racist Limits"



Limits are basically defining a function as it approaches a specific point even if it's not defining that single point. Our point of X is still going to be racism. Which in this case we are not solving for, but instead looking at the (racist) thoughts around it.

We can still use our chart from before (ignore the points) with [0,0] being a point of non-racism while also simultaneously being a point of non-DEI.

So anyways, let's cosine this concept and look at a RACIST limit.



From Paul's notes. he's a fucking asshole irl from what I'm told

When we are computing limits, the question that we are really asking is what y value is our graph approaching as we move in towards x=a on our graph. We are NOT asking what y value the graph takes at the point in question. In other words, we are asking what the graph is doing around the point x=a.

In other racist words (mine):

What racist opinions are happening around x=a? What happens racistly as we approach x=a?

So in terms of this graph. It is solvable in terms of the racism happening around x=a. The racism is approaching at both sides towards point 2 and meet at y=4.

The limit is thus 4. But remember! Racism=2 isn't even a true point so we are looking at the racist opinions around it.

So in a (racist) theoretical setting for our equation to get this answer.

A negro robs a convenience store in an area of socioeconomic status. The variety of opinions you have approach approach one point. Opinions can be racist, but racism as itself isn't quantifiable thus the opinions around Y might be "niggers gonna nigger" "the usual suspects" "why can't they behave?". Thus, this is the racist limit.​

But when learning limits there is also a point in which....



Yes I know this is not verbatim how it works in the 4 situations of when the limit doesn't exist in Calculus. It's a joke.

Thus, there is a theoretical infinite level of and also a theoretical infinite level of.


...But if we use my racist math from the first graph on floor ceiling functions, any one person has an individual floor and ceiling of racism as their opinions center around a given point. Thus, while there are infinite limits to racist opinions, each person has a floor and ceiling for their true racism limits.

I'm sure there's more fun ways to make Math more racist. I'll think of some later.

Autistic stickers please rain like arrows upon me[/ISPOILER]

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I'm sure there's more fun ways to make Math more racist. I'll think of some later.

I'm sure I've seen a lot more other niggardly or other postmodernist math, like so:

https://www.city-journal.org/article/kareem-carrs-shell-games-and-manufactured-outcomes

But maybe make your point into multiple posts, over a reasonable amount of time

 

[Narinder]

This is most black businesses. Also most black customers. There's a reason the most wealthy and intelligent blacks don't do business in black communities is because they know better.

I can attest to this. I had a regular customer at a gambling shop I worked at. As you could probably guess, 95% of our clients were black. But you could tell the niggers from the nig-greats. This regular would come in, bet a grand or two on some safe bets, be nice and polite, and if he won (which was often) he'd tip us usually 100 bucks.

Now this man wasn't a suit wearing, refined, white acting black guy. He was as street nigger as the rest of them in style, taste, and background. However, he was a smart business man. He invited me to visit his shop. Without giving away any big details, that gambling shop I worked for was a 20-30 minute drive from a big city with a lot of ghettos. Notably, his shop was about 30 minutes even further, located basically off the side of a small, very white town. And it was all expensive as fuck designer urban style clothes, which he got good business from. I actually got a hoodie from that store that I still wear years later. He knows business, and business is isolated white people.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

This is the most exhausting bodycam vid I've ever seen and I don't even understand what's going on

Nigger fatigue: The Video

Cop that made the arrest got tired of listening to the first woman say she's going to kill the man. He reached his nigger bullshit limit after listening to her express how she's reached her nigger bullshit limit in relation to her nephew.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

This is the most exhausting bodycam vid I've ever seen and I don't even understand what's going on

I'll see your crazy video and I'll raise you a even dumber crazier domestic violence nigger video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8IG2kPXAbc

Every cop on site is quietly thinking the same thing:

 

[goodgrief]

If you go to a good singer's concert, you get what you paid for. If you go to a "Miss Poopie" concert, you get what you deserve.

This is so entertaining to me and yes, a good chunk of the audience there deserve "performers" like her. Ignore all talent and focus on looks and then wonder what happened. The fact that they talk about her "falling off" because she lost weight made me laugh out loud. She can't acceptably perform the african mating dance now? Is that it? Miss Poopy's twerking ain't the same? Same thing with Sexxy Red. She is a walking sexually transmitted disease that people's children are obsessed with. Can't say it isn't funny in a horrific way.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Q. Why is it that the Negro possess a larger penis?
A. The penis of the Negro developed an abnormal length due to the polygamous nature of his primal environment.

I prefer the cumtown explanation. During development the body recognizes that this one is retarded and makes the penis huge as the only method of attracting a mate and genetically getting a chance to try again.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I prefer the cumtown explanation. During development the body recognizes that this one is retarded and makes the penis huge as the only method of attracting a mate and genetically getting a chance to try again.

the "big negro cock" myth being false aside, historically many cultures associated both having a big dick, as well as constantly bragging about the size of your dick (regardless of whether or not the former was true) as a sign of low intellect
brutes, morons, as well as monsters and demons, were depicted with massive schlongs that they would use indiscriminately on anything and everything, whereas wise men would be illustrated with smaller penises or with less detail drawn to their penis

presumably this may be true
>i am a high quality specimen, i know i will get to use my penis to inseminate a mate and thus don't need to flaunt it, my other features will make it happen in due time
>UNGA ME COCK PENIS COCK COCK DICK WANT WANT IN PUSSY GIVE COCK ME PENIS I GIVE PENIS I GIVE COCK GIVE NOW

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Just dropping some Sunday tunes for you all.