Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[NewnameRealEmail]

Grimes is a huge pick-me and still simps for Elon, even after he dumped her and her children and fought to pay only minimal child support. She is terminally retarded and still tries to get his attention back. She still writes songs about him and tries to make herself into the kind of woman she thinks he wants (a cyborg tech-bimbo sex doll).

She got a shit ton of plastic surgery to appeal to his plastic bimbo fetish and ruined her entire face. And she still got dumped. Pick-meism, not even once.

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I can’t imagine having this monstrous looking bitch raise my children. What a cuckold

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bribing your ex-wife with extra child support to tell people you're good at video games is somehow both the the most bitch made thing I've ever heard but also the most based.

"I'll get you a new car if you tell everyone I beat the Plutonia Experiment on Nightmare, and I'll throw in a new TV if you tell 'em I pistol started."

 

[JaneThough]

I've read plenty and even though he has clear lolcow attributes he has achieved a lot and the amount of hate he gets from insane trannies and retards on twitter who have never achieved anything is insane.
But I do realize that most of this thread is about his lolcow traits, and in terms of whether or not he deserves my pity or compassion or even whether it is whether my personal time to write about him is purely up to me.

And Chris Chan won the Sonic contest, what’s your point?

 

[beautiful person]

Grimes' thread, for anyone interested

Edit: Fuck, I looked through all the pages and managed to scroll past this

We do.

Check out the Grimes thread anyway.

 

[JaneThough]

I mean is it impressive when any schmuck with an open source 'made in china' or Meta AI could do since at least 2023? I mean I guess with Grok you don't need a good computer to run locally. That's the issue with AI people generally assume that you can only do what they let you on those closed models but it's a world of wonder in the open source side.

I’m a tech retard so its impressive to me.

Any of you techfags need someone to faun over the super simple shit you did, that’s me.

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Another Elon shill, likely paid, has come out with a "corroboration" video about Elon. Similar to the one referenced in this post.

EXCEPT, this one's been paid to spin the narrative to say "hey guys, every top account cheats! its okay!". He basically goes back and forth in DMs with Elon and basically Elon admits he's cheating but plays it off like its whatever and everyone does it. The shill doesn't seem to mind even as some type of hyper nerd gamer.

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- Low sub count
- Somehow has a direct line to Elon in DMs that go at length
- Guy references to Elon as a friend (Elon trying to set the narrative he's got gamer friends - deliberately picking the South Park WoW meme type guys, this is the 2nd in a row)

This might just be phase 1 of what I call in this post about Elon likely buying shills off a shady website.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Grimes is a huge pick-me and still simps for Elon, even after he dumped her and her children and fought to pay only minimal child support. She is terminally retarded and still tries to get his attention back. She still writes songs about him and tries to make herself into the kind of woman she thinks he wants (a cyborg tech-bimbo sex doll).

She got a shit ton of plastic surgery to appeal to his plastic bimbo fetish and ruined her entire face. And she still got dumped. Pick-meism, not even once.

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Azealia Banks is somehow worse and the craziest part is that they are really into ol' musky:
I mean that looks like lip filler in the lower lip, but considering the massive over-painting, it might also just be grimacing and the makeup... or she gave in to azealia's criticism:

Spoiler: shitflinging

sauce:

Previously Azealia Banks has claimed that Grimes smells "like a roll of nickels" in some kind of lover's spat involving them all: https://www.nylon.com/azealia-banks-grimes-text-messages

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

I have heard him talk on interviews and he is definitely at very least autistic about tehnology , he tried to explain how many bits per second we use when we talk vs computers processing the man almost sounded like he talk some vodoo giberish because it was on a level that even midwits cant understand .

That may be, but a lot of his tech comments are there to hype the product and are quite retarded when you unpack them. For example, his "air hockey table in a vacuum tube" comment when describing hyperloop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcfi8HK1i8 from 1:35 on). Air hockey tables work by blowing air so if you put one in a vacuum tube it won't remain a vacuum tube for long.

Then there was his comment about generating 1MW of electricity by covering 1000 m^2 of ground in solar panels - that works superficially, but once you give the slightest thought to attenuation by Earth's atmosphere, the Sun rising and setting, solar panel efficiency and transmission losses, the idea falls apart. I don't doubt that Elon is tech-savvy to some extent, but he's always been busy appealing to reddit morons by mouthing off superficial crap. Although this soyence crap has been infesting science/tech communication for quite a while. Musk may just be a symptom.

 

[Steinercard]

Grimes is a huge pick-me and still simps for Elon, even after he dumped her and her children and fought to pay only minimal child support. She is terminally retarded and still tries to get his attention back. She still writes songs about him and tries to make herself into the kind of woman she thinks he wants (a cyborg tech-bimbo sex doll).

She got a shit ton of plastic surgery to appeal to his plastic bimbo fetish and ruined her entire face. And she still got dumped. Pick-meism, not even once.

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You're a man, what would you know about being a pick me?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Bribing your ex-wife with extra child support to tell people you're good at video games is somehow both the the most bitch made thing I've ever heard but also the most based.

"I'll get you a new car if you tell everyone I beat the Plutonia Experiment on Nightmare, and I'll throw in a new TV if you tell 'em I pistol started."

Spending any amount of energy larping as a pro gamer can never be based, unfortunately.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Has there ever been a more autistic, rich faggot with a lack of self esteem like Elon Musk in history? Maybe Crassus I guess. I hope he ends the same way. Who the fuck wants to be known as a real gamer so much while being the CEO of multiple companies and a billionaire? That's like being proud of being the best student in elementary class after you've won the Nobel prize for chemistry.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Has there ever been a more autistic, rich faggot with a lack of self esteem like Elon Musk in history? ......

Yes. All of them.

 

[RichardMongler]

people hate on Grimes for being weird and some people don't like here music.

I am one of those people. My favorite pasta about her:

Every generation needs to "rebel" against their parents somehow. But what do you do when your parents rebelled against THEIR parents so hard that they still pride themselves on noncomformity and anti-commercialism? Naturally, the pendulum swings back, and the answer is in acting willfully inauthentic, cliqueish, superficial, materialistic and generally yuppie-esque. It sounds like something out of some mediocre dystopian satire, but there you go: the terrible roots of the "hipster"/twee/tumblr ethos.

So, adding to the flavor-of-the-week garbage heap of Crystal Castles and Lil B, we have Grimes, who repackages what Boards of Canada already did better a decade ago ("hazy" nostalgic recontextualization of muzak) with added "detached" blank facial expressions, memes and ironic metal poses. Basically brain poison. When I'm old I hope generation Z realizes this stuff (not grimes in particular, who will be completely forgotten in 5 years) is soulless pap and discovers guitars again.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Has there ever been a more autistic, rich faggot with a lack of self esteem like Elon Musk in history? Maybe Crassus I guess. I hope he ends the same way. Who the fuck wants to be known as a real gamer so much while being the CEO of multiple companies and a billionaire? That's like being proud of being the best student in elementary class after you've won the Nobel prize for chemistry.

The real redpill is learning that Elon isn't some unique case, out-of-touch richfags are all like him. The only differentiator is how willing they are to spend human capital (and by that I mean bomb people for profit.)

 

[Earthly Treasures]

I don't believe people dislike Elon because he is rich. It would not matter if he was the second or tenth richest guy on Earth. He was liked by many before. There were some detractors who called out is salesman bullshit and grandious unrealistic ideas, but other than that he was the guy promoting space rockets and E-cars.
Look! Rocket do land on a boat! Wooohooo!

What is annoying is how he tries to play politics from his Twitter bubble. He comments on events and political happenings and bemoans the politics of every western country that doesn't suck his wiener, but at the same time he barely lifts a finger at actual totalitarian states that he has the luck to not live in. He knows as much about French, German, British or Canadian politics as he knows about PoE2. All is info comes from his fanboys on Twitter and he ends up reducing deep social and economic problems to "muh woke" and agrees with calling Hitler a communist which is fucking retarded. If he wants to shape politics, he should have run for office. But he didn't. Instead he latches himself onto world leaders, making him no better than the cunts of the World Economic Forum.

I don't need an insufficiantly educated South African mogul to larp as the international rightwing-globalist-tech-conservative leader like he is Klaus Schwaab. I do not want the guy who goes on a conference to pledge his commitment to Chinese socialist values to utter a word about my country. I don't want to hear comments about dangers of wokism from a guy who is unable to earn the love of his children.
He needs to quit posting on Twitter, stop hanging out with politicians, go manage his companies and rebuild the relationship with his family.
He also needs a facelift because he looks like a Tesla robot in a skinsuit.

Rant over.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I tried polytopia briefly, like a few years ago when Elon mentioned how he was really good at it, so I got curious. It's baby's first civilization game, lacking depth and it's fairly simplistic. Claiming to be a top player in Polytopia is like claiming to be a top player in temple run, good job I guess?

the poster with the video of it above is my first introduction to it. it really does look like baby's first civ or populus. it seems like something i could play in my sleep. funny to not only see elon brag about this baby game, but to also see him try to claim it has more depth and strategy than chess. guy really is a low IQ autistic moron.

Autistic people should not be allowed to have money.

the tech boom and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why the fuck does he care how good people think he is at video games?

because hei s a massive faggot with a fragile ego who is desperate for people to see him as cool.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Azealia Banks is somehow worse and the craziest part is that they are really into ol' musky:
I mean that looks like lip filler in the lower lip, but considering the massive over-painting, it might also just be grimacing and the makeup... or she gave in to azealia's criticism:

Spoiler: shitflinging

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sauce:

At least Azealia is funny as fuck a lot of the times, she has some great comedic talent. Unfortunately she is a crazy fuck who killed her cat to make a magic potion in her closet. Elon loves them nuttier than a squirrel poop. Seeing two celebrity lolcows going at each other is always great.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

Since Elon clearly cares alot about what terminally online hyper autists think about his lack of gaming skills, I feel like their is a chance his KF thread will be viewed by him, so....

ELON GIMME MILLION DOLLAR AND I WILL GLAZE YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

 

[TenMilesWide]

killed her cat to make a magic potion in her closet.

I thought the ritual sacrifice in the closet was done with chickens? She did cat, too?

 

[Lidl Drip]

I thought the ritual sacrifice in the closet was done with chickens? She did cat, too?

You're right, the closet thing was chickens, the cat she dug up and cooked in a pot on Instagram live in order to preserve it's skull. I got those two incidents mixed together in my head.