DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EmpGulcasa]

This man said Nintendo ruined his day off. My fuckin’ god. I can’t stop laughing

Did Shigeru Miyamoto try to mug him while he was at Total Wine or something?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did Shigeru Miyamoto try to mug him while he was at Total Wine or something?

It was two things. Kat wanted Mario kart 8 deluxe and Phil complained about the DLC. However, the main reason why is super Mario 64 having low frame rates. Lol

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

You've got to commend DSP for being around as long as he has & still having people willing to pay his bills

Many MANY better streamers and youtubers have come and gone since Philip started lol

No you really don't. This is one of those annoying things people always say that makes my autism kick in. Other better streamers/youtubers either retired, were part of a corp that shut it down, was a friend group that grew apart, or was a solo person who got "cancelled" and did not have the shamelessness that DSP has. When it's all relying on one person and that one person doesn't care and puts zero effort in and just uploads pure slop for a handful of tards it's not really worth praising. Anybody can upload the most worthless shit daily if you don't care at all. I guess if you wanna praise that he has filtered his audience down consistently for 16 years down to a couple people who pay for his entire worthless existence sure, but that was not intentional on his end it's this way cause he is a talentless retard who can do nothing but fuck up.

Sorry for the sperging don't mean to attack you it's just a common thing I see said about DSP that paints him as resilient when he is really just a friendless lazy delusional pussy.

 

[johnkimble123]

Sorry for the sperging don't mean to attack you it's just a common thing I see said about DSP that paints him as resilient when he is really just a friendless lazy delusional pussy.

Not to mention, most people who have essentially been doing the same shit and failing for 10+ years (don't care how much he makes, he's a failure in every metric other than dent bucks), or worse, been doing largely the same thing for 15+ years overall tend to pivot eventually.

Phil not having any options period, as he's unemployable by every standard, and being too stubborn to ever try to pivot is not to be celebrated.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Windows LITERALLY forced him into updating. He had no choice and no one else does either. I guess Windows is a rapist.

Meanwhile anyone who knows computer basics can turn off windows updates easily.

Another $200 webcam arriving soon

 

[FormerPro]

Phil now has two faulty webcams to go along with his faulty microphone, faulty boom mic arms, faulty arcade joysticks, faulty controllers and faulty brain. Poor guy can't catch a break.

 

[#lurker]

There are ways to force Windows Update to delay feature updates by 2 years, while still receiving security updates. You would think a "professional" who relies on stability would have figured this out years ago.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Those book smart nerds at Microsoft bricked Phil's camera with an update. Luckily he had already purchased a second one he never opened.

But wouldn't you know it, the second camera is a dud, so he has to buy a THIRD camera.

Learned helplessness + poor impulse control on full display.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I can't tell if Phil is lazy or just stupid. Throwing money at something won't work all the time, even if it's not your own.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Legit sperging out cause of this tech shit lmao. Holy fuck. Still refuses to just google fixes and would rather spend $$$$.

 

[Lord_Point]

Is Phil doing multiple cameras because:

A) He wants to enhance the viewing experience?

B) He has an uncontrollable spending addiction and needs an excuse to buy more RGB crap

C) When Phil games in profile his massive bitch tits are full on display

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

this man is losing his mind over a camera. I never really hated bill gates, but now I love him. Lmao

 

[Comma]

This man is severely mentally ill.

 

[Kier Starmer]

He is stealing Coach Red Pill's schtick let the man rest in peace.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“I don’t blame the coders”
He literally spent an hour making fun of them. He really is a pathological liar.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

C) When Phil games in profile his massive bitch tits are full on display

Definitely, the fact the cam showed his tits did influence him.

But let's not forget he loves to spend money.

By the way the fix was just a driver issue... not even microsoft's fault. In phil's world microsoft has to account for every peripheral devices possible.

what a retard

 

[emitter]

He is fucking on one today, now talking about how he could send a $50 chargeback dent to JAIL. He is questioning their intelligence, absent of the memories of what the last hour of this retarded tech talk "pahdcast" was like. Incredible.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip really loves his Lane Bryant sweaters. It's a great look for a mature 40 year old married man.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil just went on a rant about someone doing a chargeback for a $50 tip and said he's thinking about reporting it so that person goes to jail. But it's a lot of work so maybe he won't bother. Or, that person could be smart and undo their chargeback so they don't go to jail. Over fifty bucks. He's fucking delusional.
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[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil just went on a rant about someone doing a chargeback for a $50 tip and said he's thinking about reporting it so that person goes to jail. But it's a lot of work so maybe he won't bother. Or, that person could be smart and undo their chargeback so they don't go to jail. Over fifty bucks. He's fucking delusional.
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The Patrick Tomlinsonization of Phil is going full steam ahead. We are mere months from him uttering the phrase "Enjoy prison, stalker child" and/or "This is why your life is already over"