Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 108 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 174 40.4%

  • Total voters
    431
I enjoyed the trial streams. It was comfy sitting thru the court room slog to see what would happen. It makes me sad in retrospect that he hated it.

I think he could have made them more enjoyable for himself by covering them only after they're done. This way he could make sure the trial was something worth watching before going in. Or not sitting their for 9 hours a day. Cover it in 2 or 3 hour increments. Locals and discordlings tried to convince him to pace himself. But he was stubborn and refused to make any changes. I think his reasoning is that he wanted all the live viewers that were immidetely interested in the case.

o well. That era is dead and not coming back. If he were to cover trials again it would just be an unathorized lawyer on a channel that isn't about law giving his opinions about law while making jokes about gargling cum.
 
Nick's too retarded to live

Imagine accidentally stumbling on a 7 figure career that brings fame and clout. It only requires you to talk on stream a few hours a week but then you throw it all away because you like gooning on cocaine too much. You lose all your money, and then rationalize it as "money just comes and goes, there's no way to control it."
It wasn't a few hours, it was eight, sometimes even nine or ten hours per day, five days per week! You can't even imagine how much work that is, it's impossible to keep up that pace
 
It wasn't a few hours, it was eight, sometimes even nine or ten hours per day, five days per week! You can't even imagine how much work that is, it's impossible to keep up that pace

"Crazy how some kiwifags work 80 hours a week and/or pay period to support their family... these nerds don't even have a trust fund lol!"
:really:
 
He could also just be taking estrogen. A lot of degenerate poly people are "they/thems" and Nick Rekieta knows he has little bitch shoulders so he might as well just become a "they" like the rest of his people.
he's just getting old. People keep forgetting that 10 years is a long time for a human body. A 42 year old man is uglier, fatter and balder than a 32 year old. Almost noone 'ages well'.
 
On the Alex Stein of it all... it's worthwhile putting a pin in it.

The man is on a mission. Stein may be insufferable, but he's ambitious, smart enough, appears to get stuff done, and has a show on Blaze. He's never liked Rekieta and has inside access to Aaron. They speak offline.

Apologies if this was already posted, but this video popped up for me and I did enjoy it dearly (title/thumbnail are clickbait, the video is Alex Stein talking about the Rekieta drama on a livestream interview with jokes about a Netflix documentary):


Alex Stein explaining the Nick Rekieta lore to random people is one of my new favorite genres of Youtube content.
Contrary to the title of this clip, Stein does not necessarily want to sell a Rekieta documentary to Netflix. He wants to beat Netflix to the punch and do it through BlazeTV where Stein has a show - my impression, anyway. (My mind went to Matt Walsh's many movies for The Daily Wire.) Moreover, Blaze is very familiar with Rekieta from his two appearances on Schaffer's since-canceled Blaze show, Ralph showing up in the parking lot, and the Sydney Watson controversies.

This fuckin guy
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This is interesting for a few reasons...
- It's the Dallas City Council (I assume) bc Stein likes to troll them. That's where Blaze is based. Is he trying to generate a local story?
- The Rekieta and Owens family are all based in Texas, mostly in the Houston and Tyler (close to Dallas) areas if I'm not mistaken.

I may be giving Stein more credit than he deserves but drumming up attention to the Rekieta scandal IN TEXAS seems like a genius move.
 
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Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?
I’d like to hold a spot on there for good old fashioned multi-system organ failure, the traditional alcoholic’s way out

EDIT: also hold a spot for weirdly severe bone fractures, since many of his extracurriculars can turn your bones necrotic. Not good for someone who talks as much shit as Nick!
 
Imagine accidentally stumbling on a 7 figure career that brings fame and clout.
The fame and clout is the secret ingredient that reacts with narcissist tendencies and leads to explosive failure.
For many people, stumbling into a big break of money and fame is the worst thing that could happen to them.
 
After catching up on the last 10 pages I had 2 things I was pondering.....

1. Nick and zombie have no jobs. How are they paying for things like car and health insurance? My guess is they are not and either don't have it or the parents are having to cover it out of the trust.

2. How long before April decides to violate the NDA if there is in fact one.....which I think we are are sure she would not be allowed to leave without one. I mean what are they going to do if she does violate it? Sue her?
 
Oh he's taking testosterone. His voice is changing, he's growing man boobs with tri-titted Ralphamammalia and it's completely fucking with his period. Flower tattoos caused his uterus to ache.
Since when does testosterone make you even more of a high pitched lisping fairy?
 
2. How long before April decides to violate the NDA if there is in fact one.....which I think we are are sure she would not be allowed to leave without one. I mean what are they going to do if she does violate it? Sue her?

Depends on who she finds... But with anyone like Aaron or Nick it will get juicy... So if her bad track record in boy friends continue that is bound to happen... And well she seems to have no money or income... So Nick might sue, but won't get anything out of it. Then again, Nick is not smart with lawsuits...
 
If he fucks up on YouTube again, no one is going to help him come back at this point.
It's funny because I date his accelerating assholery to about the period when he got back on YouTube. It's like he decided he was invincible and could be as much of a complete piece of shit as he felt like.
His legal opinions are confirmed as worthless, so if/when he returns, it’s back to degeneracy/“life-advice” content.
Like anyone needs "life advice" from a coke addicted faggot cuck whose life is an absolute disaster.
You never saw people huffing this stuff from a canister, non-stop, it was the odd balloon of it here or there at a festival or at some afters.
This is why I was initially pooh-poohing the people saying this stuff was dangerous because I'd never seen prolonged, excessive use. It was jokingly called "hippie crack" at the time because you'd see it at rock shows, it was particularly associated with the Dead, and you'd get a balloon or two and trip out.

Or little boxes of whippits from the restaurants every stoner worked at. Maybe rarely someone would obtain, legally or otherwise, a canister. The "hippie crack" name was because the use pattern was basically be utterly wasted on the stuff for a couple hours until it was all gone, then probably not use it again for another year or two.

It was just not the kind of thing that was continuously available and even when it was (like with whipit canisters) you still didn't see people continually using it, much less to the point of literally permanently crippling and tarding themselves.
 
He's already trans. He bangs using a strapon buckled to his balls. Can they argue they've never had sex because only the baldo penetrated her? He should put out a Where's Baldo? book. No wonder she bled, she may have a silicone allergy Rickettsialpox!
Would all the weird texting and password sharing be about creating ambiguity about who did what when? offering some plausible deniability when needed, because they know this will be getting worse, regardless of what happens here. He already takes it like meek mills. why not go all in. maybe an eyebrow piercing to amp up the coolness. I'd love to see a soul patch phase as well. a sex tape coming out is totally plausible. Viva going full baldo is also plausible. what about helicopter lessons?
 
I initially wondered if Bob & Celeste may have purchased the second house but one would assume that they would pay the asking price... unless they're disgusted with him and bailed him out with a cheap offer they knew he would be forced to accept.
I highly doubt that Bob and Celeste bought that house. It's not unbelievable that someone (who probably doesn't even know who Cuckeita is) would buy it as a vacation/getaway home even with the Silent Hill bathroom.

Just to spare any waste of time researching on that track, the speculated possibility that the pending offer would be a Celeste-controlled LLC or trust was ruled out by this post revealing the buyers to have been local nobodies, and any hypothetical possibility that even local nobodies could have been compensated to serve as straw buyers was more or less ruled out by a deeper dive into their social media in this post with no direct connection to the Rekietas standing out. The latter possibility seems even more unlikely based on new recording activity, with only Nick & Kayla's deed and the buyers' mortgage recorded on January 9th with no conveyance back to the "real" end-buyer or second mortgage for a borrowed down payment or anything sneaky like that:

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If anything this is a positive sign that Celeste may actually be tightening the purse strings when it comes to Nick's personal finances as many hoped she would, because the most economically rational thing for the family as a whole would have been for a Celeste-controlled entity to quietly buy the neighboring house without any public listing that'd only stigmatize its perceived value in any later listing, set that purchase at a formally appraised price commensurate with its as-is condition but still sufficient for Nick to pay off the foreclosed mortgage on the main house, hire contractors with Celeste's money to resolve the plumbing issues entirely in addition to various style updates, re-list and sell for the $450K+ it easily could have gotten in that improved condition (not to mention without the stigma of some transient woman's scattered belongings that would tend to turn away some buyers in that price range), and split the net profit with Nick and Kayla under a prior agreement designed to ensure enough of a return on investment to be worth Celeste's while yet also leaving enough of a spiff for Nick and Kayla to motivate them to go along with the plan in the first place. To not have done exactly that would have been retarded unless Celeste has affirmatively put her foot down and told Nick that although she and Bob are happy to invest time and energy into helping with babysitting, driving, etc. to bail him out of fuckups in his personal life, they will not be bailing him out of fuckups in his financial life any longer and she effectively abandoned him to a preventable $70K+ loss just to prove the issue.

On the other hand, a simpler explanation could be that when Celeste contributed much (if not all) of the funds used for Nick's self-settled trust's purchase of the main house in 2018 there was some tacit understanding (if not a formal agreement) that Nick was going to keep the house free and clear, followed by his jeopardizing the house with the 2022 cash-out mortgage entirely behind her back, and when the main house went into default and pre-foreclosure notices he tried to keep hiding the secret mortgage from Celeste with a rushed sale of a whore-occupied shithole as-is at a huge loss. In that case the stupidity was solely his because simply swallowing his pride and involving Celeste early enough would have made him significantly more money and made her some money too, but he probably couldn't bear the ego bruise that would have come with the high likelihood that those damned Karen Farmers would have ferreted out any publicly recorded signs of mommy and daddy bailing him out. And in the end his scramble to prevent that mild and forgettable embarrassment was all for naught as his desperate gambit brought on the even greater humiliation of a foreclosure becoming the talk of the town proliferating well beyond the Farms to even Keemstar viewers of all people. Was going through all of that just to hide an easily solvable problem from mommy and daddy really worth it?
 
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I enjoyed the trial streams. It was comfy sitting thru the court room slog to see what would happen. It makes me sad in retrospect that he hated it.

I think he could have made them more enjoyable for himself by covering them only after they're done. This way he could make sure the trial was something worth watching before going in. Or not sitting their for 9 hours a day. Cover it in 2 or 3 hour increments. Locals and discordlings tried to convince him to pace himself. But he was stubborn and refused to make any changes. I think his reasoning is that he wanted all the live viewers that were immidetely interested in the case.

o well. That era is dead and not coming back. If he were to cover trials again it would just be an unathorized lawyer on a channel that isn't about law giving his opinions about law while making jokes about gargling cum.
@.Potentially Criminal (Sean) does very regularly law streams and they sound to me exactly like what you describe as the good ol’ days.
He’s very active in his community, on and off of locals, he’s smart and he’s funny.
 
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