Meltzer's Ghost
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Exactly, this is why she never has anything to talk about besides fast food.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Exactly, this is why she never has anything to talk about besides fast food.
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Back to full blown smug stuffing fast food. This means a diabetes health scare is around the corner. Once she crashes out on the grease and sodium.
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From LOL Cow Queens. Becky recounting a story she claims Nader told her about Fatso.
Chantal would get all of the clicks from the LOLCOW cult if she wasn’t so fucking worried about her image and the opinions of her nonexistent Beezers. Bitch, you have spent years online shaming yourself for money. Here is the money. Let them shame you live. FFS.
Decided to create an edited-down summary of that mukbang, no boly, you didn't miss anything exciting. Chantal is raging about not raging, but not raging guys!
Random Internet Person
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Not sure if anyone noticed, but it was pointed out that Chantal ignored the call to prayer, and apparently it was edited out.
Ramadan is coming soon, but I have to think that the devout Muslim showing may be coming if that gets pointed out.
Ramadan is coming soon, but I have to think that the devout Muslim showing may be coming if that gets pointed out.
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I've had my morning haunted by that cross-eyed, predatory retard gaze. It belongs on the side of a baby food jar, not on YouTube. I mean, shit, that's a good lookin' cookie. I'd miss a prayer call or two for it. Privately.
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Are you OK? That must have been a traumatic experience.
It's incredible to me that you can't say the word suicide on YouTube but you can watch a person commit it by food on their platform and they'll pay someone to do it as long as they can slap ads on it.
I'm thinking Chinny convinced Salad to let her gorge because 'mukbangs' get better views than literally anything else she does. Even a retard of his limited mental ability can just look at the numbers and figure out eaiting gets bigger ones.
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Seriously, is there another 40-year-old woman on the planet who's had probably hundreds (thousands?) of chocolate chip cookies get this excited after taking a huge bite out of a commercial, ordinary chocolate chip cookie? Well, maybe a slightly younger one in OKC but goddamn. I guess that's why she's so fucking fascinating. And pathetic.
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Gonna end up making this an emoticon eventually- "cross eyed_deathfat_foodlust.gif"really should have been in the arsenal already.
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Chantal you're making so much progress towards 200 weight loss goal! I'm so proud of you! 2025 is Chantal's glow up arc! 
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Except she's really not getting those numbers for mukbangs anymore. As it stands now:
The BBQ chicken wings and whatever those gross fries were has 2.9K views after 5 hours.
The BK one from yesterday has 6.5 K views.
Chins was at her maximum earning power on YT when she was unhinged and chasing a crackhead. The only way she's going to recoup views is for the Kuwaiti arc to end and for her to throw off the hijab and move back to Canada. Even then, people have become accustomed to getting the tea through reaction channels.
FFG already has 6.6K views on a stream she did an hour ago.
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I'm waiting for a Life by Jen moment.
The Queen of Autists
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She’s got the Wendy Williams Graves’ disease looking eyes here. Not saying she has that just the pic looks like it
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I haven't posted in months--I think the last outburst I had on here was spluttering about someone informing me when Cutie finally dies. We all know that won't happen anytime soon.
...just as we all know that she will never, EVER be someone worth watching ever again. It's kind of like that dysfunctional relationship most of us have experienced when, a while after the breakup, we go through Fading Affect Bias: we perceive past events in a positive way as time passes, and even pine for the person who made our lives so unbearable.
Chantal has never had a personality, or any charisma, or anything charming or alluring. We tuned in many years ago to an irritating small-town dingaling with a head like a Chernobyl butternut squash and a mouth like a donkey, noisily shovelling in her chow with guitar-pick fake nails and stories about her life that were even more synthetic. She was often depressed, always annoying, overtly a halfwit, and was a bit of a novelty.
This cow made lightning in a bottle during the 2018/2019 obese-mukbanger phenomenon, and got even luckier during 2020 when we were all forced to believe we'd die of a bad flu and needed to stay inside and watch more YouTube.
Her era with Nader went on for around a year and a half, an entertaining time when she did drugs and stalked a repugnant Egyptian: it's what so many people are dying to have back, because we believed that she was actually fun, funny, interesting, nutty, and worthy of hours of our time. She was not, and is not. Chantal is a mentally-defective waste of oxygen who is coasting on a blip of past glory. There is nothing to offer anymore, and there never will be again. She is yesterday's news; a very sick and irrelevant has-been who is just getting sicker by the day, on every conceivable level.
I'm not damning a soul here who still follows her, since I did for a very long while, and I have fantastic memories of brilliant commentary on this thread, as well as side-splitting BP chats. Chantal pulled a lot of us through a dark patch in modern society, and I am grateful for the distraction, but what does it ultimately spell out about where we were at, and where we're going?
...but really, all of this is a preamble for me to say that if I read one more person here, there, or anywhere online using the word "performative," which is now the most infuritatingly meaningless word of the decade alongside "literally," I'm going to lose what's left of my mind.
Carry on, Farmers. I still check in, but I got nothin' else to say.
...just as we all know that she will never, EVER be someone worth watching ever again. It's kind of like that dysfunctional relationship most of us have experienced when, a while after the breakup, we go through Fading Affect Bias: we perceive past events in a positive way as time passes, and even pine for the person who made our lives so unbearable.
Chantal has never had a personality, or any charisma, or anything charming or alluring. We tuned in many years ago to an irritating small-town dingaling with a head like a Chernobyl butternut squash and a mouth like a donkey, noisily shovelling in her chow with guitar-pick fake nails and stories about her life that were even more synthetic. She was often depressed, always annoying, overtly a halfwit, and was a bit of a novelty.
This cow made lightning in a bottle during the 2018/2019 obese-mukbanger phenomenon, and got even luckier during 2020 when we were all forced to believe we'd die of a bad flu and needed to stay inside and watch more YouTube.
Her era with Nader went on for around a year and a half, an entertaining time when she did drugs and stalked a repugnant Egyptian: it's what so many people are dying to have back, because we believed that she was actually fun, funny, interesting, nutty, and worthy of hours of our time. She was not, and is not. Chantal is a mentally-defective waste of oxygen who is coasting on a blip of past glory. There is nothing to offer anymore, and there never will be again. She is yesterday's news; a very sick and irrelevant has-been who is just getting sicker by the day, on every conceivable level.
I'm not damning a soul here who still follows her, since I did for a very long while, and I have fantastic memories of brilliant commentary on this thread, as well as side-splitting BP chats. Chantal pulled a lot of us through a dark patch in modern society, and I am grateful for the distraction, but what does it ultimately spell out about where we were at, and where we're going?
...but really, all of this is a preamble for me to say that if I read one more person here, there, or anywhere online using the word "performative," which is now the most infuritatingly meaningless word of the decade alongside "literally," I'm going to lose what's left of my mind.
Carry on, Farmers. I still check in, but I got nothin' else to say.
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Let's say very conservatively that Flobby eats at least one chocolate chip cookie per week and has done so since she was old enough for solid foods. This is all spitball math but that's 35 years x 52 weeks per year = ~1800 cookies.
Now someone with more advanced math could probably work in an estimate that accounts for times she's binged and ate an entire box of chocolate chip cookies. Actually, in fact, let's see what ChatGPT says...
Six thousand cookies, estimates ChatGPT.
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Most of those views will be partial ones. FFG very likely held court over 4K during her livestream though.
Aynat Yxor
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I…I don’t know what to say…Does Nader think that his dick goes all the way up to a woman’s UTERUS when he has sex (if she hasn’t had a hysterectomy) and the uterus is what’s blocking his dick from going deeper (instead of the cervix)?View attachment 6875022
Regardless I’m seriously disturbed in a manner that I haven’t been in a looong time.
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he's just a stupid retard, so it's not that weird to think he'd believe it
Aynat Yxor
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I believe it…also I haven’t had a hysterectomy but what he said makes no sense regardless because even if a woman has had a total hysterectomy and had her cervix removed alongside the rest of her reproductive organs, they don’t just leave a gaping open hole up there
Which means that Chantal just has an abnormally long and deep vagina….I want to vomit now
