Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

hope he does his retarded X jump again. maybe the fat fuck will twist an ankle

 

[Mukhrani]

Brown hands made these posts, 100%. Literally the only people who are this pissed off about people not like Elon/Ramaswamy are jeets.

 

[GlupShitto]

I've returned and don't you worry, I don't have a single positive thing to say about Elon.

Also what the fuck is a FAGA? And man I can already tell this dumb fucking nigger is going to fuck everything up. I can almost guarantee he's the one who planned the Trump crypto rugpull because Trump's an old ass man and I've worked with old people and even the smartest old people struggle to navigate an iPad. I don't know if this is 4D chess to get Trump removed and replaced with Vance since he's probably far more willing to give Elon anything he wants or what, but that meme coin seemingly pissed off and fucked over a ton of people in the crypto space. Hopefully the goodwill from the TikTok obsessed zoomers (although I don't think we should be collaborating with China like this) will balance things out but even then I'm not sure if we want them because they're 90% fags and troons and the last thing we need is to let them establish themselves as part of the Republican party. I thought we were going to get another 2016 with libs throwing tantrums and a constant slew of Ws being thrown at conservative causes, but this feels like some kind of nightmare where both parties are working together on some sort of accelerationist agenda (and considering the prominence of billionaire preppers, I think that might very well be the case).

 

[BradeRunna]

the thing is you can be anything you want and still get laid if you are rich. that's the shortcut to pussy. a rich guy bragging about being laid is like me bragging that i breath air. the real trick is to get pussy while being broke, autistic, and ugly.



if she was truly smart she wouldn't have married him and had children by him in the first place. then again i guess even smart people occasionally get scammed.

From all the stories and videos I have seen women might say they want a guy with money. But then they run around and fuck all the unemployed Chad NEET's. Proving that the best guys are unemployed. I'm sure they want the money but they don't want the guy.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I wonder what he paid her to say that.
What a pathetic attempt to deflect from his proven beyond any doubt lying about PoE2.

Could this be yet another attempt to get back within the chuds' good graces after the H1B fiasco?
Not sure why else go down this route. How do you do, fellow right wingers? Yes, I enjoy my video games, I am something of a video gamer.

I swear to god if Elon or Trump tweet a picture of DSP or mention him because of this I will shit myself with laughter

You jest, but the most realistic way for Donald Trump to tweet about Gamergate is for Elon to post about it and for Trump to simply re-tweet it.
Who's laughing now?

 

[JustSomeDong]

I feel like Elon Musk is a lolcow for real now.

now.

r8 l8 m8
He's been an lolcow for a few years, some people are just late to the party.

 

[World in Scarlet]

An Elon Musk ballwasher has made a video showing what he claims are his DMs with Musk in which Musk lies and copes about the events. For example Musk says he never acted like the account was his and that all top player accounts are team efforts since it's impossible to compete as a solo player, and they all RMT.

The person making the video is incredibly pathetic and servile. It's painful to watch.

He doesn't really add anything to the logs:

Spoiler: logs

Spoiler: archive

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

hope he does his retarded X jump again. maybe the fat fuck will twist an ankle

Does he realize he can make an X without jumping?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

1v1 me on aerowalk, fag.

 

[Glowie]

Elon Musk's ex-girlfriend whatever and mother of three of his children has issued a statement on Tweeter which supports the claim that he did some shit in a video game, namely ":

Dead beat father who sucks at video games, Muskrat up his degeneracy shocking.
How hard is for a billionaire to ensure that their children that they don't end up poorly educated phone addicts.

Is this just me or is Muskrat self centered spoiled autist with way too much money on his hands and he cares only about himself?

 

[Trump's Chosen]

that meme coin seemingly pissed off and fucked over a ton of people in the crypto space

Talk more about things you know nothing about

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

ex-wifes now making public statements about her ex-husbands gaming habits and the stats for the ex-husbands video game performances like it's a defence for their family honor.

Here is some gameplay for the game in question:

Dear God....

Ye Gods, that game looks dogshit! (I'm not downloading it to review as just owning it would immediately halve my gamer cred)

Who is the "Felix" that he apparently sometimes beat? The only other player of Polytopia?

If you want to play a RTS on your phone, there's stuff like this available:

(Paid game, also on Steam for Windows)

A free demo which is very similar(no campaign and slightly fewer units) called "Land Air Sea Warfare" exists.

Unfortunately Elon seems very much a wallet warrior.

Also, impressing your girlfriend with nonexistent gaming accomplishments is an age-old tradition among braggarts. I'm not impressed.

Someone mentioned Musk's "Blastar" game, which I know something about.

Spoiler: Blastar trivia

This game didn't have much commercial success, so the producer(I don't know if Elon also fulfilled this role) tried hawking the game to various primary schools as "educational".

Source for this is a close family member, so bear in mind that it is anecdotal:

These guys would go to the school, give the kids a pep talk about the benefits of "going into IT", then try to impress the 'educational' properties of their game on the teacher.

At the school my source attended they weren't successful and got told that the school already had Battle Chess for this purpose.

Edit: Half my post got cut off - it had something to do with the YouTube link I inserted.

Edit 2: Duplicate text removed.

 

[Laughing Putin]

Now Elon is admitting he didn't get to Level 97 on his own. But he's not apologizing, oh no, he's basically accusing everyone who thought that he was claiming that of being stupid and naive... why *everybody* does what he does!

So he's not only a fraud, he tries to drag everyone else down with him so he doesn't look like the piece of shit fraud that he is.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I feel like Elon Musk is a lolcow for real now. I get this thread has existed for a while but it's now that mainstream ecelebs are turning on him alongside youtubers that talk about lolcows talking about him.

Everyone hates him now from left wing to right wing yet he is still the world's richest man. I think if Trump pushes him out of politics he will be hated by all and have low power leading to his financial collapse because his business valuations are based on false promises and lies about fancy advanced technology he keeps promosing that never happens.

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Elon is the early 10s Chris Chan lolcow Type.
A sperg that even though is big , is surrounded by even bigger Lolcow that seethed about/enable him

 

[Itchy Trashdick]

that meme coin seemingly pissed off and fucked over a ton of people in the crypto space.

I bet everyone who pulled out and made 700% in a week isn’t pissed off. I’m just pissed off I heard about it dead last and didn’t get to rugpull and fuck everyone else over too.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

PayPal and the resulting PayPal mafia were a very interesting thing because it was one of the inflection points of money coming onto the internet. I'm not super well read up on the drama of it but they printed fuck tons of money from it.

the reason the paypal guys are so iconic is because they were the last people to get rich from the internet boom, there were hundreds of Elon Musk types in the late 90s, the problem is the dot-com boom was like Crypto and 99% of people lost their millions and billions in scam companies and never recovered, a great example is Ted Turner, you can even see in early family guy episodes, he was the boomer Elon Musk, then he put all his money in AOL, the market crashed and he went from one of the richest men in the world, to worth only 2 billion dollars, and while thats still a lot, its not FU money like what elon has. most of it tied up in stocks or real estate. And he was lucky, most other billionaires got creamed by the internet bust, its why Warren Buffet said to stay away from that stuff.

Autistic people should not be allowed to have money.

bank of america agrees.

 

[Homo neanderthalensis]

I saw Elon Musk beat Magnus Carlsen in a series of of classical chess games in 2005. Also he beat Lee Sedol in go 2 years before Alphago. Also yesterday I have received a Starlink Mini and a cybertruck from him for free. There are other witnesses who can verify this. They have also received the same.

 

[ddlloo]

I saw Elon Musk beat Magnus Carlsen in a series of of classical chess games in 2005. Also he beat Lee Sedol in go 2 years before Alphago. Also yesterday I have received a Starlink Mini and a cybertruck from him for free. There are other witnesses who can verify this. They have also received the same.

Out of interest, how do I become one of these witnesses?

 

[Mix]

Elon Musk's ex-girlfriend whatever and mother of three of his children has issued a statement on Tweeter which supports the claim that he did some shit in a video game, namely ":

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https://x.com/Grimezsz/status/1880685503009443921

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/kN0FC

It should be noted that Grimes and Elon Musk may not be on the greatest of terms and have previously been engaged in a court case regarding parental rights. According to Business Insider their custody dispute ended sometime in August 2024: https://archive.ph/S8HGL


Previously Azealia Banks has claimed that Grimes smells "like a roll of nickels" in some kind of lover's spat involving them all: https://www.nylon.com/azealia-banks-grimes-text-messages

Just as an aside, a lot of people hate on Grimes for being weird and some people don't like here music. I personally enjoy her music (I don't keep track of her personality) and one of my favorite songs by her is this and I think ranks as an all time classic for me:

pretty cool song. 3k/mo really aint a lot to live on tho in texas.

 

[Obstacle]

One week he does something I like, the next he does something I hate.
I can take or leave Musk right now, depending on how useful he is in any given moment.
I liked that he had words with that dopey globalist faggot, king Charles.
But that was made less meaningful by him also sabotaging his own reputation with that gay childish POE2 shit, the H1B visas, and abusing the banhammer.
That white nigger can't seem to take two steps forward without taking one and a half back.
Convicted Terrorist Samani Al Hayadi was right in his observation that Elon is just a nerd.
You get the nerd to fix your computer, but you don't ask him for dating or fashion tips, or how to run a country, or how to make friends.
Or really, how to do anything outside their limited area of expertise.

Like, unironically, push him in a locker, break his glasses, and call him a faggot.
He'll go back to making rockets like he should be, once he's suitably chastised.