DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[#lurker]

This is why Phil is the GOAT. How does he take something as simple as a webcam and turn it into an absolute mess? If you wrote a character based on Phil people would say the buffoonery is too unrealistic.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What's even more sad: He's proud that he spent $10,000 on this.

Only Phail is capable of finally concretely reinvesting his money in da biznis after a decade of cutting corners only for his setup to end up looking way worse than it used to look like.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I'd love to see Kat from this angle. Make it happen, Ryan. Make them a doordash offer they can't refuse.

 

[DerelictOnion]

This travesty is actually very easy to explain. To Phil, success is measured in material stuff, so a cluttered setup is very much something to show off and brag about. It also fits into his "busy adult lifestyle" roleplay - look how many things he needs to operate, dood, it is busy work.

 

[Balr0g]

Nigger, put some socks on for fuck’s sake.

Reminder: Phil did say last year or 2023 that they had to wear shoes (or sandals) in the kitchen because of "sharp objects" How filthy is the snort fort? A question Mike clum might be able to answer though I predict Phil cleaned the house for that particular visit. Also to remember: when he did his 1st episode of cooking with the king he had the camera pan to the floor and he was walking barefoot in his ktichen where he also dropped a slice of bread which he then picked up and called it a "cooking fauxpax" I wonder if he even changes his pj pants once he drops into bed and then rolls out of it. Well Phil, thanks for prooving yet again why you are a lolcow. The milk has been flowing from those titties and it seems they are filling up even more. Keep it coming!

 

[Van Darkholme]

I like the new sideview, really makes him look like the king of wheelchairs.

 

[LieLieFyre]

What a glorious disaster stream. The madman actually did it: once again he managed to make the situation worse by his own doing.

• The shitty angle.
• His (oddly shaped) bare clubfeet being on display.
• The shitty quality when he zooms in the front-view camera (which was his main reason/goal).
• The constant leaning/turning to his left to do the money scans and read the chat.
• The epilepsy-inducing, constant flashing of lights literally everywhere.
• His perky moobs.

Absolutely stunning stuff.

And he's already hinting on his next purchase (read: guilt-tripping the dents to buy it for him): an optical camera.

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And then ending the stream with an aggressive guilt-trip for """support""" on the Marvel Rivals stream tomorrow night, tied-in with a wagequit warning:

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You just can't make this shit up. It's like watching a stream from a webcam that has been placed inside a padded cell at an asylum for the insane.



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Now guise, I hope you've been enjoying my Call of Duty schtreem so far, but there have been NO kahntributions WHATSOEVER since I started gameplay. What's going ahn?!

CoachDSP with the 50 camera angles.

 

[NomineNemo]

CoachDSP with the 50 camera angles.

DSP's 'Studio' in a couple of months:

 

[Comma]

CoachDSP with the 50 camera angles.

It's so mind-boggling that he bought a 2nd camera, while all he has to do is to move the TV to where his camera has always been. OR simply get a wider desk (instead of two wobbly table thingies that are at a 90 degree angle) so he has room for the two keyboards (lol) and laptop so he can always face the TV set and just put the camera there. But yeah, crippling autism etc.

He really has the problem-solving skills of a toddler with Down's Syndrome.

DSP's 'Studio' in a couple of months:

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You forgot something:

 

[Kane lives in death]

He aged 10 years and gained 30 lbs in a day holy shit.
I knew he was always fat but this is the first time i can say he looks truly obese, i cant believe how flattering his old setup actually was, and it surely was by accident, like everything that went well for him in his life, pigroach luck.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

His efforts to look less like a wheelchair riding retard only did the opposite. What a great lolcow. Good job fatty.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

It's remarkable that no matter how low you think he can go he will find a way to exceed your expectations.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Now the question is: will he get a new set of lights to make himself look less ghoulish on the new angle ?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Gulls on Film]

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Looks like an oddly bearded child playing pretend in his dad's office.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

So he did all this stupid set up changes because a windows update "bricked" his Webcam. He then tard raged about how windows shouldn't force updates for this reason. He was then told he could revert updates to fix problems like this. But he won't do that since he said "it updated for a reason." He really just complains to complain huh

 

[Phillsa Negger]

The greatest method actor of our time. This shit cannot be REAL.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Meanwhile…

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Detractor are getting videos and images of DSP copyright flagged again. Looks like we've got a repeat from last year

 

[Elbe]

Detractor are getting videos and images of DSP copyright flagged again. Looks like we've got a repeat from last year

THEY SHOULD BE IN JAIL