New Girl @ 5lbs, 5oz - Still living the good life

[Catgirl Tyranid]

God is good!

 

[Axiom.]

Enjoy your family, congratulations, honestly.

 

[Obstacle]

Congratulations, remember to breastfeed your spawn for optimal stat growth.
It's like EV training your pokemon properly.

 

[Grub]

Congratulations! Sorry I have nothing funny to add.

 

[Idiotron]

Keep her fit and healthy.
Don't let her become the average poster in BP.

 

[JudyTester]

Congrats! I saw the post title and thought "is that a baby or a cat?" then saw the user who posted it and now I'm even less sure.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Congrats, or should I say, Concats!

 

[Your Starter for 10]

How dare you assume xer gender. Someone phonebook this bigot so I can report them to CPS.

 

[Cats]

Congratulations :]

 

[Chongqing]

God is the greatest.

Congratulations to you and your whole family!

Welcome to the world, Baby Girl. We'll try to make it better for you.

 

[NiggerDeathRay]

Congrats!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The law says you have to name her after this special day. Donna inagauration turanid

 

[Bassomatic]

Many blessings to you and your family!

Hope you don't like sleep, because you won't be doing it for the next 6+ months.

 

[glow]

Congratulations on procreating. Certainly one of the best decisions I ever made, and I hope you find this too. Wishing you every happiness kiwibro.

Does she have a name yet? I suggest Joshica.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

What wonderful news, congratulations!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

please keep your daughter far away from anime.

 

[Tetra]

Turn your daughter into a weeb

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The law says you have to name her after this special day. Donna inagauration turanid

The names were already picked out. But she was born seven weeks early so there's more merit to this than you might expect.

Congratulations on procreating. Certainly one of the best decisions I ever made, and I hope you find this too. Wishing you every happiness kiwibro.

Does she have a name yet? I suggest Joshica.

If Jersh manages to free the internet, THEN I'll consider throwing in Moon as the next one's middle name.

please keep your daughter far away from anime.

Absolutely.

Turn your daughter into a weeb

Absolutely not.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The names were already picked out. But she was born seven weeks early so there's more merit to this than you might expect.

save them for the next kid, this is a special occasion.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Congratulations! I'll say a prayer for your little one next time I'm at Mass.