no shit almost like it was tacked on by a lunatic and not naturally built into your body by nature, huh?
Dunno why but this is the first thing that came to mind.
His "vagina" looks like what would happen if you got your dick shot off with a shotgun slug, and then the hole really quickly stitched up so you don't bleed out
Oh wait I know what that is, it’s because it’s your scrotum. Hope that helps
It has a little collar on… like an eggcup
This could easily go top 5 worst pooner sausages I've seen so far. Weird scarring, weird turtleneck, weird "gland" that looks like a thumb.
Whoa! Where'd you find this? It's got to have a freaky backstory.
"It's totally not a red flag that 99% of our patients have been cutting themselves, no, no, no."
Seriously, imagine waking up from anesthesia and you suddenly have this... thing attached to your body? How do you not immediately off yourself? It looks absolutely disgusting and laughable. I can't imagine any pooner being delusional enough to think that looks like a penis in any way and shape. Gross, just gross.
I'm so unfathomably jealous!
I'm so unfathomably jealous!
She has built in flippers for torpedo poweeeerrrrrr!
Anyone remember the peplum trend of the 2010s? Nailed it. Her dick comes with its own ruffle! So masc, bro.
It looks like someone's failed sad attempt at woodturning a chess piece, but it wasn't attached securely and flew away
The good thing is that he no longer trawls around in the lingerie sektion with an euphoria boner. Win for women everywhere.
They deploy an army of support staff to reassure the True and Valid Woman(TM) that this is totally normal & temporary and will get better every day/week/month, "managing expectations" until the patient comes to accept the results (or ack!s).
