Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Trump's Chosen]

It’s pretty wild to watch Elon Musk turning into Michael Jackson at an accelerated rate

We should have known when a kid was named X Æ A-12

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Climate change is about to make the planet uninhabitable for humans though - unless you live in a billionaire’s bunker underground and even then that’s not exactly long term viable.
Musk wants the human race to be molded in his image and spread amongst the stars.

Hasty work to accelerate global warming for the purposes of TND is underway. The whole northern half of Africa will be converted into a private SpaceX training facility, surviving blacks will be forced to work in heavy metal mines of the southern half for the rest of their corporeal tenure. Africa's climate will be configured to closely match the biomes of Mars before, during and after its planned terraforming. It will be the best training facility, nobody has ever conceived of a training facility as good as this one. God Bless the HAARP scientists who invented the technology to make this possible.

unless you've got a Planet Buster Maximus that can reignite Mars' core to get the dynamo going again

We're gonna need a really big fuckin' gun for that. Someone call John Carmack.

Venus would honestly be a better choice for human colonization due to the thick atmosphere and habitable temperatures in the upper atmosphere combined with its induced magnetosphere.

The surface is far too contaminated by hydrocarbons for it to be viable for terraforming to the point where it can naturally sustain human life. Best case it will be converted into a mine in order to fuel the universe's first ever space empire. Maybe we can indefinitely sustain the hydrocarbons by seeding the planet with some hardy bugs that can convert rocks into biowaste, and then farm the bugs for biofuel. Just make sure not to hire chinese people for that because they will end up eating them all probably.

Martians would be living in tunnels

BREAKING: Mars renamed to Chudtopia. Reports say there are NO NIGGERS LIVING THERE. Sounds like paradise to me.

 

[Black British Nerd]

The Elon Nazi Salute thing reminds me of Elon lying about his ability at playing video games.

Pro video games is seen by normies as cringe/nerd etc. Yet Elon will lie and pretend to be pro to impress nerds.
Nazi Salute is seen by normies as cringe and racist but Elon will do it to impress 4chan nerds.

Some guy who has like double the money of the next richest man and is debatably the most powerful man on earth is trying to impress social outcasts.

My 2 cents on this psychology is that Elon always saw himself as someone who couldn't be normal and he is basically trying to compete with the nerdy or special needs kids from back in school.

I know many users here are nerdy etc and I mean no offence but some forms of internet culture are objectively seen as social outcast by normies.

 

[big pauper]

Is it? So all the League tourneys, all the DOTA tourneys, all the CS tourneys, all Valo tourneys, every offline event in FGC, Rocket League, OW1, etc... it is all just cheating? Really how sub par do you have to be to believe that thousands of people across different games are all cheating at a high level and it never comes out.

i think it's really really stupid to look at a competitions they put on inside of sports ampitheaters for the sole purpose of putting on an elaborate show to promote the video game and think that they don't weed out the cheaters before the put it on TV.

do you think actually that's those performances are representative of an average video game at high level play?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Could it be that Muskrat is actually so autisticly dumb that he genuenly thinks of it as of doing the roman salute and did not anticipate people reading it as a Nazi salute?

The optics of this are so bad, I am shocked at the display. In most spaces (and companies he owns) you can't say there are only 2 genders without being sent to Linda from HR, but here he is doing Roman Salutes? The fuck?

 

[Eventide]

Could it be that Muskrat is actually so autisticly dumb that he genuenly thinks of it as of doing the roman salute and did not anticipate people reading it as a Nazi salute?

The optics of this are so bad, I am shocked at the display. In most spaces (and companies he owns) you can't say there are only 2 genders without being sent to Linda from HR, but here he is doing Roman Salutes? The fuck?

Nawh; he was prolly doing lines of crushed up Adderall mixed with Ketamine, and the "heheheh, do a Nazi salute on stage" intrusive thought got the better of him.

 

[triforce9001]

Could it be that Muskrat is actually so autisticly dumb that he genuenly thinks of it as of doing the roman salute and did not anticipate people reading it as a Nazi salute?

I was thinking maybe he meant it as an ironic salute depicting Trump as the new führer, but honestly you can never know for sure with this man... I suspect he might be autistic enough to do it ironically as a joke while simultaneously not understanding that the majority of the crowd will not see it as a mere joke.

 

[Vibralldo]

Could it be that Muskrat is actually so autisticly dumb that he genuenly thinks of it as of doing the roman salute and did not anticipate people reading it as a Nazi salute?

The optics of this are so bad, I am shocked at the display. In most spaces (and companies he owns) you can't say there are only 2 genders without being sent to Linda from HR, but here he is doing Roman Salutes? The fuck?

I think he's just retarded and tried waving to the audience, but didn't realize it looked like a Roman salute because he lacks self awareness

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Elon grinding PoE2 account while at Trump inauguration.

Streamable

This retard also did the Nazi salute, god knows for what reason.

There's a few clips from the inauguration where he's allegedly tweaking the fuck out. Youtube search is so god awful I cannot find any of them but he's right next to Baron Trump tweaking out or sperging or something. Extreme autism.

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[Pedophobe]

I know many users here are nerdy etc and I mean no offence but some forms of internet culture are objectively seen as social outcast by normies.

None taken @lolfag.jpeg

 

[TheRetardKing]

Stupid fly.

 

[Slur Generator]

Climate change is about to make the planet uninhabitable for humans though - unless you live in a billionaire’s bunker underground and even then that’s not exactly long term viable.
Musk wants the human race to be molded in his image and spread amongst the stars.

You guys are still chuging down that climate change thing huh?

Even if climate change was a thing there is literly nothing we could do to Earth to make it less hospitable than Mars. Its a hellworld and Musk wont live to see a man land on it let alone a colony.

 

[Annealing Crater]

The pretending to be gamer race —> pretending to be master race pipeline is real.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Elon Musk wishes he was Howard Hughes.

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He funded the biggest plane ever made the Spruce Goose

 

[Chaos Theorist]

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He funded the biggest plane ever made the Spruce Goose

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Yep, there's no physical connection between steering wheel and wheels. It's the first ever production car with this "feature". If it breaks you're fucked.

Yes, according to the owner's manual - https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-46420EE2-F6B0-4E95-88D5-E50CB3061101.html


In case of issues, an alarm sounds and you're told to pull over. So if the steering completely dies on a freeway - good fucking luck

It is electric - it’s the first road car to have steer by wire for the front axle.

The steering rack is make by an existing manufacturer of electric steering racks, ZF. (normally they are used for rear steer only). Everything is double or triple redundant - two motors, two command cables, three sets of angle sensors, two controllers with a tie breaker. It’s space shuttle level stuff, and seems pretty trouble free so far.

Why? Mainly because of the 4 year old’s idea of truck layout there is no way to make a normal mechanical steering column reach from the steering wheel to the axle without passing through the driver’s knees.
So millions of dollars of development work and significant on-cost to stay true to Elon’s ridiculous triangular truck drawing.

Thanks for explaining we don't get the cybertruck here but i would like to add steer by wire sounds dangerously retarded and frightens the ever living shit out of me. Just for this Elon is clearly a lolcow.

 

[Something Awful]

I just want to add that this is all part of the plan of bringing in a new era of Hinduism and Jeets to America.

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May there be shaanti in the new era of Hindu-America.

Americans finally get the nazism they crave, but turns out Indians are the master race.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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He funded the biggest plane ever made the Spruce Goose

Howard Hughes didn't just fund the Hercules. He designed, oversaw construction, and piloted the Hercules on it's only flight. It's the largest flying boat ever built. Elon does nothing but fund aerospace projects and cope by saying he ecpected it to explode every single time, and that everything is going according to plan.

 

[TruffleSpark]

ironically any civilization that really believed in a master race eugenics program would never have allowed Elon to breed