Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

April, it's a fair point. Honestly, I have critiques of you that are entirely based on things I see and hear, and they may be well off the mark. Having your own show--and you have experience running a show don't you?--would let you not only 'correct the record' but might well let you clean the slate. And you could have conversations no one else is having. And as Chug said above, people are interested, there is clearly a market for it. I can see you hosting others on your show, interviewing from your OG position as veteran of the balldo wars. Do I want to see that video? Yes I do, and you're the best option for that. No hidden agenda here. But I do agree with Chug that I think you can use this all to turn the page to new and probably better days. I can't say I have any idea what it's like to be you, this is a fairly whack situation, but I think I can say I would do it if I were you.

April does have a huge bag of salacious stories to kick start her career, a fair bit of relevant podcasting experience and the required edginess to, well, give her the edge over the likes of “pretty antisocial” and “simpcast” and all the other gossip podcasts.
There would be willing co-hosts and guests. Even keanu makes a reasonable guest when she’s second seat - remember when she was on stms.

She just needs to avoid huffing glue and get away from Nick. And take the damn money.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

She is an onlyfans whore married to a decomposing old man. Her interactions with April have always been strange and overtly exploitative of April. If April had any sense, she would have stopped talking to Keanu months ago.

I never understood their friendship. They met IRL once, hung out for a weekend and now they're besties for life?

And Keanu's mom looks like the neighbor in "There's Something about Mary".

 

[Desktop User2]

She just needs to avoid huffing glue and get away from Nick. And take the damn money.

It will eventually happen when Niggieta finally ditches her after all the criminal cases are done. Unless his mommy pays her out accordingly.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Possible names for April's show:

Spoiler: Apologies in advance

-April Rules Day
-April vs. Everyone
-Another Win for the Ho April
-The Stiletto Heel Show
-The Wild Smile Show
-Valkyrie Spirit
-April May Sue
-The Lone Wolf Show
-The Minnesota 6 Show
-The Smiling Valkyrie Show
-The Aprilcast
-The Third Wheel

Seriously though, I agree the $7k/drama stream could be good catharsis. She wouldn't even have to do a show more than once, she could just do one stream and lay it all out there once and for all. I could see her cracking $10k off that alone. This is all a best-case scenario.

I think she's in a place right now where it wouldn't work out well. I hope she isn't, or if she is I hope she can get to a better place, and hook up with some other crazy asshole that has meltdowns online. Hopefully he's a conspiracy theorist (like Ancient Aliens/Secret Societies-flavor), I would love to shitpost about Draconians and Pleiadians.

 

[Vibralldo]

If so, one would think that either Kayla or Nick would sell out April to get the third charge dismissed... EXCEPT April probably has a ton of dirt on them and/or it legally wouldn't matter because it all happened in their home.

Nick wouldn't
He's too much of a simp for April and hates his kids too much to turn on her for that

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Possible names for April's show:

Spoiler: Apologies in advance

-April Rules Day
-April vs. Everyone
-Another Win for the Ho April
-The Stiletto Heel Show
-The Wild Smile Show
-Valkyrie Spirit
-April May Sue
-The Lone Wolf Show
-The Minnesota 6 Show
-The Smiling Valkyrie Show
-The Aprilcast
-The Third Wheel

Seriously though, I agree the $7k/drama stream could be good catharsis. She wouldn't even have to do a show more than once, she could just do one stream and lay it all out there once and for all. I could see her cracking $10k off that alone. This is all a best-case scenario.

I think she's in a place right now where it wouldn't work out well. I hope she isn't, or if she is I hope she can get to a better place, and hook up with some other crazy asshole that has meltdowns online. Hopefully he's a conspiracy theorist (like Ancient Aliens/Secret Societies-flavor), I would love to shitpost about Draconians and Pleiadians.

How about “Gaperil!”?

The exclamation point is a little trick I picked up from Oprah!

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Possible names for April's show:

The Stanky Ho Morning Show

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Possible names for April's show:

Summer's Eve Mid-Evening Network (S.E.M.E.N.); April's in the spring and spring is summer's eve. Like clockwork, I tell ya!

She should absolutely take up Null's offer as a one-off final parting shot; don't flick the bean, spill the beans! However, she's way too psychologically broken and swiss cheese-brained to make a career out of podcasting.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Actually... Steel Toe tried selling coffee some time ago, "April's Magic Bean" was one of the flavors. She should actually steal that for a "coffee talk"-themed show.

 

[Vibralldo]

Summer's Eve Mid-Evening Network (S.E.M.E.N.); April's in the spring and spring is summer's eve. Like clockwork, I tell ya!

She should absolutely take up Null's offer as a one-off final parting shot; don't flick the bean, spill the beans! However, she's way too psychologically broken and swiss cheese-brained to make a career out of podcasting.

April's News and Laughs (A.N.A.L.)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

-April Rules Day
-April vs. Everyone
-Another Win for the Ho April
-The Stiletto Heel Show
-The Wild Smile Show
-Valkyrie Spirit
-April May Sue
-The Lone Wolf Show
-The Minnesota 6 Show
-The Smiling Valkyrie Show
-The Aprilcast
-The Third Wheel

A handful of tits and a line of blow

 

[Schpoots]

The 5k special is that everybody gets to fuck his wife.

 

[Oxyjen]

“The Lone Wolf Show” is pretty good, I like that.

 

[Desktop User2]

The 5k special is that everybody gets to fuck his wife.

That would be a gift for him.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That would be a gift for him.

Well...that is exactly the kind of gift (one that benefits the giver) narcs tend to give, so....

 

[Vibralldo]

A handful of tits

You're being very generous

 

[TheTractor]

Kill Balldo: Volume 1

 

[Folgers Can]

Possible names for April's show:

Going Ape

 

[Annealing Crater]

Cuck Dynasty

 

[USAroXX]

Death by Murder

He is so fucking whiny and annoying, he's going to piss someone off too much.

Best part will be Andrew Branca covering it in a 15 minute video. "Nick was my friend. I'm only covering this in today's show. I don't want to conclude this. Killing Nick was justified. We don't even know who did it or why but whatever the motive, there is no reasonable likelihood of conviction."

100% Branca and his younger wife, who LOVES Whore Wife Quayla, are swingers too.