Would you fuck the avatar of the person above you?

[John.Doe]

Love the new AV, lets do it in the shadow of the Sonnenrad.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm not into furries

 

[Axiom.]

Mario can't jump over this mushroom.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

An experience to die for

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

She’s too young for me

 

[John.Doe]

You look about the right age for me and the boys, though.

 

[Mac Monster]

You and your buddies are going to have to fuck each other because I'm not interested.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Hell yeah. I get pussy again losers

 

[NaggotFigger]

You bought? Dump heem.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

You’re just jealous that you’re only getting dicked down by @John.Doe while I’m here sniping pussy.

And no. I’m not gonna dick you down either.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Boy's got them big ol' dick suckin' lips.

 

[Axiom.]

I'd do her, tbh.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Don't think so.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Not into heckin' piggyphobic racists

 

[NaggotFigger]

But, are you considering fucking Raiden and Fujin, then consult to the Elder Gods later?
Alternative: Mileena or Kitana is a substitute.

 

[John.Doe]

Mileena and Kitana can watch, but they don't need to get involved.

 

[NaggotFigger]

So, it means you don't want to get Fatality'd by a crazy butterface and an Edenian that can kill you with a kiss?

 

[John.Doe]

I'd rather bone the two of you, to be frank. The boys can have my sloppy seconds, and you'll appreciate that I warmed you up for them.

 

[Mac Monster]

You and your homies again? I don't want your furry aids. (Seriously, why am I the only fucking person here with a woman as a profile pic?)

 

[Hellwalker]

Fuck yeah. I finally get pussy.