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[LaughJoke2.0]

To all the Trannies crying because of Trump's policies I dedicate this to you.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Ran across this, relates anecdotal shit about last minute credentials...

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So... I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today. I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero. vaspider id ago So... I heard from a friend of 20+ years who works for the State Department who confirmed to me in so many words that they can assure me, without specifics, that "all of the suppositions you have made here are true." So... yep. Passport folx at the State Department really did work incredibly long hours this week just... shoveling every passport out the door (and prioritizing the ones that might be A Problem come Monday) and yes, they did On Purpose make sure that all of them weren't just DONE but MAILED and out the door and in the hands of the USPS so that they can't be told to pull those passports back and deny/destroy them. This also means they got the OK for the mountains of overtime from the Biden administration to get that done. This is what I mean when I say that the Good Work is often not glamorous and that we have to prioritize things which actively and immediately better the lives of our siblings. The State Department worker who was still in the office last night at midnight Pacific time stuffing my passport into an Express Mail envelope and making sure that it was in the hands of USPS has done more liberatory work for the trans movement than 100 people endlessly auditing the language others use to describe their lives ever will. These next years are gonna be real hard. Find something tangible to do for yourself and others, however small, and do it as hard as you can.

 

[DavidS877]

Ran across this, relates anecdotal shit about last minute credentials...

There's an easy solution for this. Give all the TSA, CBP, and others who officially look at passports an M and F stamp. When you come through they'll stamp your passport with the correct sex marker.

 

[Caesar]

Ran across this, relates anecdotal shit about last minute credentials...

so the entire passport office did unpaid overtime just to get the stupid X passport that might be nullified out the door? Did they also tuck $100 into it and clap as it was posted?

 

[Potato Burrito]

"I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today."

Well that'll be an easy fix even for lazy government workers using that Windows 95-era software. Just hit the sex drop-down, select passports with X markers, and render them all null and void. Why the fuck was that even an option?

The legal mechanism already exists to revoke passports obtained, created, or altered fraudulently. "X" is by its very nature fraudulent since no one is born without a sex. YEET. Just like that one Tiktok dude's Florida license he stupidly bragged about. If this story is even true. I've never known a single government employee to willingly work on a holiday. They barely work Monday thru Friday.

This makes me think...will the intersexes feel empowered now to speak up and tell troons to stop appropriating their shit? We support you against the troon menace, hermaphrodites.

Edit: Added in a link to the Sideshows thread discussion about the weirdo who tried to defeat Florida's law against claiming a sex you aren't on your DL.

 

[Caesar]

Well that'll be an easy fix even for lazy government workers using that Windows 95-era software. Just hit the sex drop-down, select passports with X markers, and render them all null and void. Why the fuck was that even an option?

And send out letters like that drivers license one where they said they reviewed their policies and thanked the person applying for helping them realise it's illegal to change the marker and it was done in error. I can't remember what state it was now but it was masterful how it was written.

Anybody remember the letter I'm on about

 

[Sharon Tater Tot]

the thought of a male with BPD is truly unsettling.

Late and ALSO gay, but in the therapy business they are colloquially called Boyderlines, and literally no one wants to deal with them. They are beyond disturbing.

They're just misogynists in a dress. Women who advocate for their rights is a betrayal to them.

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And this attitude right here is what made a certain, educated, reasonable woman a flaming TERF. In their minds, everything is the fault of women - never themselves. They really expect us to put our safety, our dignity, and our very lives below their ability to go spinny and wear lipstick. Unbelievable.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

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Welp that just happened

Within 90 minutes of trump saying he will remove trans protections for anti discrimination I was fired for budgeting reasons.

The company just had a tech 3 levels above me quit and we had the budget

They are saying "we are accepting your two weeks early and it's effective immediately"

Yeah all of this happening 90 minutes after trump said he removes the discrimination protection is bullshit

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Much to the relief of his employer I presume, especially if it's a simili Zack.

 

[Potato Burrito]

And send out letters like that drivers license one where they said they reviewed their policies and thanked the person applying for helping them realise it's illegal to change the marker and it was done in error. I can't remember what state it was now but it was masterful how it was written.

Anybody remember the letter I'm on about

It's in that link I edited in to my post along with all the smug Tiktoks he posted.

Ah hell, I'll put it here anyway because it's so BASED.

 

[Caesar]

It's in that link I edited in to my post along with all the smug Tiktoks he posted.

Ah hell, I'll put it here anyway because it's so BASED.

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Damn caught out not reading the whole post. Sorry. Still that letter is damn hilarious thank you.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Welp that just happened

Within 90 minutes of trump saying he will remove trans protections for anti discrimination I was fired for budgeting reasons.

The company just had a tech 3 levels above me quit and we had the budget

They are saying "we are accepting your two weeks early and it's effective immediately"

Yeah all of this happening 90 minutes after trump said he removes the discrimination protection is bullshit

(CA California Indian reservation)

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I have a feeling this guy's been a pain in the ass over the trans issue, so, as soon as it became official that the political wind had shifted, they gave him the boot. They've probably been waiting to do it for a long while, and Trump's EO was the boost they needed.

So... you weren't fired. You resigned. Hope this helps.

No, he was terminated, but it sounds like his employer has decided to treat it as either a resignation or a lay-off (he doesn't make it clear which).

It's so unclear, I suspect #thathappened, but it's just as likely he's shit at conveying information clearly.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

So close to self-awareness, but his ego never dies:

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[stupid frog]

So close to self-awareness, but his ego never dies:

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lol incel rage.

IM NOT FUCKING UNATTRACTIVE
I PASS PRETTY DAMN WELL

g2grindr, ugly!

 

[Necrosan]

So close to self-awareness, but his ego never dies:

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One of my favorite things about these people is when you can't discern where the deliberate lies end and where the delusion begins.

I wish Reality TV was still a thing. Would pay actual money to have a cameraman following this 10/10 bombshell as it tries to get a date.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Thank you, Jessie, for once again giving us yet another beautiful example of why people hate trannies.

Because you are every fucking weaselly, pedantic, "Well, ackshually..."-ing, rules lawyering nerd that everybody's encountered at least once in their life, who will try to argue for hours about minutiae, just so they don't have to lose, whether it's political debate or gay nerd shit like Dungeons and Dragons or whatever. Previously, people were content to let you win, because it wasn't worth the argument, but now everybody's fucking sick of your shit.

You're male, you'll always be male, and everybody recognises you as male. Cut that shit out and take the fucking L, you faggot. People will respect you for it and you might just grow as a fucking person.

They start out as….. undifferentiated fetuses…

Exactly, undifferentiated does not mean female. It makes no sense to say "all fetuses are female" since the chromosomes (or, if you want to argue about DSD involving chromosome mishaps, the genes for male or female development) exist from conception. They do not suddenly appear at one point during pregnancy when it becomes miraculously clear whether the fetus is male or female.

Goes to show just how much the most deluded or devoted trannies depend on twisting language or ignoring actual science to justify their propaganda. They thrive on spreading misinformation about biology to convince people (especially kids and their parents) that not all women have vaginas or that SRS gives men true and honest ones. Or, in this case, over exaggerating normal human development to “define” all fetuses as female at conception to try and scare people into thinking that these definitions are more hateful and ignorant than they actually are. And often times, it works.

Some of that is the educational system’s fault, some of it is people taking everything at face value. But troons definitely, vastly contribute. That they’re always this upset about basic definitions to the point of pulling tactics like this is extremely telling. It is a threat to their power and influence. Get enough people questioning and the propaganda machine breaks down.

Jessie was so proud of his little Twitter zinger, he put out a video, repeating it, to share it with a larger audience.

A little detail I caught is that he refers to Trump 'force-femming' the entire country. A term which comes from sissy porn, something Jessie has, in the past, inadvertently let slip that he enjoys watching.

Never let these people try and bullshit you that autogynephilia doesn't exist. They give themselves away all the time.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

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Yeah that sure happened.

And if it did truly happen, it's likely the teacher was doing it jokingly and probably would do similar things to other students.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Tiny 5'1" Pooner gets banned from all bathrooms in her highschool by her based Principal. Has to go to the dirty public toilets in the park. meph1st0phel3s

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Banned from using all bathrooms
I'm a pre-everything highschool student. The headmaster personally banned me from using both men's and women's bathrooms. My only choice is to go for a walk during lunch break and use a dirty, public bathroom in a park full of junkies. Or hold it in. Or piss outside and hope no one's passing by.

The teachers have been instructed to report me if I'm seen entering the women's bathroom OR men's bathroom. I don't get what's going on. This is likely illegal, but my country doesn't have any laws concerning discrimination of trans prople.

I was at first instructed to use one specific teacher's bathroom. However, it was misused by other people at school so they made it key lockable and said they wouldnt allow me to use it.

If I have some luck and the school gym is unlocked and empty (happens like once a week), I rush to thr men's bathroom there.

Currently going home, afraid I'll piss myself. It was too busy outside to take a piss there. Haven't pissed in over 9 hours. Had an unrelated panic attack today as well.

Edit: I pass. I fucking pass. I haven't been misgendered by a stranger for over 2 years despite being pre-everything. But the principal had to tell all teachers that im trans, nd some teachers like to gossip with theit stufents and rumors spread and everyone knows im trans so i cant be stealth at school. Every single student knows of me, knows my face bcs I was the school magazine chief redactor before passing that down to younger generations. I am the sole and first trans person to ever attend my school.

I use the men's bathroom in public venues and nobody bats an eye.

But at school, I'm afraid of confrontation.

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Comments are telling her to piss in his office in protest and to look up her local discrimination laws in her country. I couldn't find exactly what country she's from but going by her comments it's clearly one that doesn't care about LGBT.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

So close to self-awareness, but his ego never dies:

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I remember reading an earlier post about this guy.

He's 30, but still lives with his mom and dad as he can't afford to get a place of his own. He's still got his dick, but he also has a pair of tits cos of taking oestrogen. He's suffered from some kind of trauma related to sex.

However, despite the above he says: -

I feel like I have a lot to offer. I love thinking and learning and solving problems. I'm very good at analyzing and quickly understanding systems.

I really don't understand why men aren't falling over themselves to fuck him!

 

[Jacques1194]

These guys seething because of this dumb logic that passing = they're women.