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There he is. Your savior. Your second coming. Your god-chosen arbiter of retribution and revenge, taking the oath of office and swearing on the holy………………………....wait………………....HOLY………….. SHIT?????
He’s NOT swearing on the holy bible??????
Well well well. Looks like the leopard started eating faces minutes into his next grift.
And y’all dumbasses, ye who call yourselves “christians” and claim you’re holier than everyone else (yet have never really read a damn bible in your life, obviously), thought you were getting a real christian in the WH. Because after the first go around he really came off as all Christ-like.
Chuckleburp
I’m sorry. Yes you’re too stupid and lazy to know when you’re getting played but you had to do you and fall for it ONCE AGAIN. I mean. To a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star while said wife was taking care of their newborn. A man who’s been married and divorced MULTIPLE times. A man with more bankruptcies than…….well no one has more bankruptcies than this man…….a man who has allegedly paid for abortions (you HATE abortion, right?), a man who has a whole chapter in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the most lies told. Good god, a man who was caught ON TAPE talking about how he loves sexually assaulting women.
Yeah. That……..”man”.
Here’s the real truth that most of you suckers really don’t want to face: This jackass would’ve probably put his hand on a koran over the bible given his family’s ties to Sheik BoneSaw. Seriously. If Saudi Arabia told him to do it, and they float him another $40 mil for doing it? His hand would’ve been flopped on that koran quicker than you can say hamberder (Melania would’ve had to help direct his hand to the right place but you know, a deal is a deal).
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. But when a dude hasn’t spent a single day in church (other than weddings and funerals) I’m guessing when he tells you he’s a true christian and holds up a bible upside down you could probably put two and two together to equal bullshit pretty easily.
But y’all seem a little dense. Like children in a way. But even children usually have a better sense of who’s trying to pull their leg. Nope, not y’all, you just gotta keep doing the same thing over and over again. I mean, it is you folks who were giddy over immigrant children being locked up in cages and then, unironically, every year construct a manger with immigrants sheltering their child while receiving gifts from strangers.
It’s almost as if you WANT to be lied to. Welp, that tiny hand above in that photo purposely NOT being placed on your favorite book is really the truest thing Donnie has ever done.
Deal with it “christian.” He’s just not that into you now that he’s done with you.
You have to admit it though, you werean easy mark. That’s on you.
Or your god. I’m not real sure.
HAHAHAHA!!! Suck it evangelicals
There he is. Your savior. Your second coming. Your god-chosen arbiter of retribution and revenge, taking the oath of office and swearing on the holy………………………....wait………………....HOLY………….. SHIT?????
He’s NOT swearing on the holy bible??????
Well well well. Looks like the leopard started eating faces minutes into his next grift.
And y’all dumbasses, ye who call yourselves “christians” and claim you’re holier than everyone else (yet have never really read a damn bible in your life, obviously), thought you were getting a real christian in the WH. Because after the first go around he really came off as all Christ-like.
Chuckleburp
I’m sorry. Yes you’re too stupid and lazy to know when you’re getting played but you had to do you and fall for it ONCE AGAIN. I mean. To a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star while said wife was taking care of their newborn. A man who’s been married and divorced MULTIPLE times. A man with more bankruptcies than…….well no one has more bankruptcies than this man…….a man who has allegedly paid for abortions (you HATE abortion, right?), a man who has a whole chapter in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the most lies told. Good god, a man who was caught ON TAPE talking about how he loves sexually assaulting women.
Yeah. That……..”man”.
Here’s the real truth that most of you suckers really don’t want to face: This jackass would’ve probably put his hand on a koran over the bible given his family’s ties to Sheik BoneSaw. Seriously. If Saudi Arabia told him to do it, and they float him another $40 mil for doing it? His hand would’ve been flopped on that koran quicker than you can say hamberder (Melania would’ve had to help direct his hand to the right place but you know, a deal is a deal).
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. But when a dude hasn’t spent a single day in church (other than weddings and funerals) I’m guessing when he tells you he’s a true christian and holds up a bible upside down you could probably put two and two together to equal bullshit pretty easily.
But y’all seem a little dense. Like children in a way. But even children usually have a better sense of who’s trying to pull their leg. Nope, not y’all, you just gotta keep doing the same thing over and over again. I mean, it is you folks who were giddy over immigrant children being locked up in cages and then, unironically, every year construct a manger with immigrants sheltering their child while receiving gifts from strangers.
It’s almost as if you WANT to be lied to. Welp, that tiny hand above in that photo purposely NOT being placed on your favorite book is really the truest thing Donnie has ever done.
Deal with it “christian.” He’s just not that into you now that he’s done with you.
You have to admit it though, you werean easy mark. That’s on you.
Or your god. I’m not real sure.
