Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Also, I think Nick’s parents gave April a nice payday to go away and never mention any of this again. Including signing the release for the body camera footage.

Then it's settled. Pomplun gets the payday when he retires.

 

[Swole McPole]

I just straight up don't believe him when he says he forgot to pay his mortgage. That's not something you just forget, no matter how "depressed" you are.

Do American banks not have standing orders? I don't know ANYBODY with a mortgage who doesn't have a standing order set up so that the money just goes out of your account automatically on the same day every month.

Also, I think Nick’s parents gave April a nice payday to go away and never mention any of this again.

This is a standard trope in Korean dramas. Broke ass employee starts dating second generation chaebol heir who is going to inherit the company. Chaebol heir's mother arranges meeting with broke ass employee in a coffee shop. The first move is to offer a brown envelope stuffed full of large demonination bills. She's expected to leave the country and live abroad for a few years. There's an implication that if the girl doesn't take the money, the next step is multiple kkangpae with steel pipes meeting her in a dark alley.

Beverages invariably go flying at some point.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Do American banks not have standing orders? I don't know ANYBODY with a mortgage who doesn't have a standing order set up so that the money just goes out of your account automatically on the same day every month.

We have auto-pay, and yes, it's basically standard.

But no one "forgets" to pay a mortgage for a year.

Nick's just a fucking liar.

To put it gently.

 

[Maude Snew]

The Sektur's Mister Magoo

I can't believe you just went with that, Mister Mygoo was right there.

That's a fair point. You could argue Nick is essentially Dabbleverse now by way of hating Aaron so much Melton is his BFF.

No, he's just a paypig and someone who has dirt on Aaron, not even those people give a shit about him.

Once he's deemed competent, the most fitting punishment I could possibly think of is for Nick to be made the cellmate of Daniel Larson. Danny being the only person more delusional and too stupid to ever buy into anything Nick says, it would be 24/7 torture to be stuck with someone he could never convince to care about what he has to say.

They'd just think the other one was a reflection and eventually just fuse into Dick Likieta and become one.

 

[Melty Butter]

Am I late with this? More Keanu is incoming. She called Aaron on stream for some inane confrontation about whippets. (5:14:20)



"I did not in anywhere say that Nick and April were abusing nitrous" (4:22:06) - Keanu

She had a stream 10 hours ago. IT WAS 7 HOURS LONG. She seems high on weed or it's Xanax (my deduction). Time has no measure or punctuation in this flow of consciousness.

TL;DR: Nick/April whippets verified. She's mad that Aaron revealed details. She hates KC for making fun of her. She still hates Nick. She doesn't know who Josh Moon is (press X). She's not entirely sure what she revealed bc she doesn't have the patience to listen to her OWN 9 HOUR STREAM.

Summary, mostly April/Aaron/Nick mentions, in brief, via transcript word searching:

- She's not backing down from her anti-Melonie Mack take (Chrissy Mayr drama). (Keanu's brother is gay.)
- Anything Aaron says should be taken with a "grain of salt".
- "I did not reveal what Toe then revealed."
- Kino Casino are "quite mean"... "you don't need to shit upon me because you didn't get the scoop". She then implied PPP is gay bc he's fat and religious. Blah blah blah about being morbidly obese and Canadian.
- She doesn't know who Josh Moon is but he's welcome on her show.
- She acknowledges that she was outing the whippets.
- She called "multiple people" after April's meltdown.
- Aaron/KC revealed more than she intended wrt Celeste/Bob/NDA (she didn't deny it was true)
- She claims that Aaron only watched KC and not her stream. That's retarded bc AARON WAS TEXTING HER ON THAT STREAM. She was reading them out.
- Toe knows more than he's said. "We know too much."'... "You [Aaron] revealed more than I did."
- She then got annoyed that Toe revealed specifics that she didn't. He revealed things that "I didn't necessarily want to tell."
- When she called Aaron he explained that the Internet had already it figured out.
- Aaron's proud of himself for not revealing the whippets info for months. (He did.) "I thought we were talking about the kill shot".
- They later made nice on the phone call.

The obvious contradictions in this summary are Keanu's. It's all very stupid.

Her CONSTANT denials feel like she's afraid of a lawsuit or dumb Internet drama or WANTS it for Dabbleverse. She's not "mad at Toe" but pissed that he came out with it.

She also has her Untoward Tuesday stream tonight should anyone care to watch.

 

[Vibralldo]

"I did not in anywhere say that Nick and April were abusing nitrous" (4:22:06) - Keanu

It's crazy so many people are involved with this yet none are likable

She said whippets like 20 times

 

[Desktop User2]

TL;DR: Nick/April whippets verified. She's mad that Aaron revealed details. She hates KC for making fun of her. She still hates Nick. She doesn't know who Josh Moon is (press X). She's not entirely sure what she revealed bc she doesn't have the patience to listen to her OWN 9 HOUR STREAM.

The side show is almost as faggy as Niggieta himself - Nick is still ahead because of all of the cock he sucks tho. These people are exhausting and I only read the CliffsNotes. Power to you, clippers and summarizers.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

She said whippets like 20 times

No she was just coughing

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

She said whippets like 20 times

She said it so many times I wanted to put her through a fucking window by the end of it lol. Keanu really maxxed out her annoying stat on her white woman skill set.

 

[Potatoherder]

It's crazy so many people are involved with this yet none are likable

She said whippets like 20 times

Even the people who cover it are unlikable for the most part. It's quite amazing how Nick is just a magnet for the most repulsive people.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Even the people who cover it are unlikable for the most part. It's quite amazing how Nick is just a magnet for the most repulsive people.

I like Alex and how he inserts Balldo lore into everything he does and brings more people into the know against their will.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's crazy so many people are involved with this yet none are likable

She said whippets like 20 times

She's mad that Aaron spilled that her "friend" April was abusing it too, including, according to Aaron, while in her truck and on the phone with Keanu. That's all it is.

EDIT: changing word order to clarify.

 

[parsnip]

I like Alex and how he inserts Balldo lore into everything he does and brings more people into the know against their will.

I don't know anything about Alex at all except I assume he was already famous on the internet. I love that he just seems to go around spreading the crackhead lawyer lore. He's like a traveling bard to me.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I don't know anything about Alex at all except I assume he was already famous on the internet. I love that he just seems to go around spreading the crackhead lawyer lore. He's like a traveling bard to me.

Alex is a kike and a faggot and his grandmother shot a child in a parking lot like a nigger whos sneakers got stepped on

 

[ghastlyretard]

Alex is a kike and a faggot and his grandmother shot a child in a parking lot like a nigger whos sneakers got stepped on

Right, but what was the last thing the kid said to her?

 

[P5Fever]

Sometimes I am in such awe of how quickly and how much the Rekieta spiral is. It’s sometimes hard to believe that even 4 years ago I regularly watched this faggot.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Right, but what was the last thing the kid said to her?

"Hitler was right"

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Wasn’t Balldo’s plea hearing supposed to be today? Or am I totally lost of dates?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Are we sure that keanu is not a fucking gypsy?

 

[Melty Butter]

She's mad that Aaron spilled that her "friend" April was abusing it too, including, according to Aaron, while in her truck and on the phone with Keanu. That's all it is.

EDIT: changing word order to clarify.

This and the information about an NDA. That's where things get murky. I don't recall Aaron or Keanu mentioning an NDA. KC DID mention an NDA iirc.

Neither Keanu or Aaron denied it on this stream based on the word search and context watching that I did. (The context includes Keanu watching KC shitting on her.)

I just assume April was made to sign an NDA based on logic.

Wasn’t Balldo’s plea hearing supposed to be today? Or am I totally lost of dates?

Nick's:

I believe tomorrow (Wed.) is Aaron's hearing for revenge porn.