DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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EmpGulcasa said:
I know we say he's retarded, a narcissist, etc. but you'd think he would have at least learned to imitate successful streamers better after so many years when he sees how much more money they make than he does. He's never had a problem stealing ideas in the past, even if he's outright shit on said ideas. It's just kinda fascinating how he seems to be so determined to fail.
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DSP doesn't have a personality beyond hateful spiteful dumb asshole so it doesn't surprise me that he seems to be unable to detect personality when he acts like an alien trying to mimic others who are successful. He looks at a stream sees stuff in the background/lights and that is the only thing he can steal to try emulate being a successful streamer(after shitting on these things for years in advance of course).

Aside from AVGN poopy shitty dick jokes or occasional KC confident begging he can't really figure out how to emulate others because most others that people like are perceived by their audience to be entertaining in some way. DSP is not knowledgeable about anything on Earth. His IQ is too low to make a joke beyond shit and he has no experiences to talk about on stream that would interest anyone because his life effectively stopped 16 years ago to enter purgatory. He has nothing to offer any regular viewer so he really should lean into being a cow instead of larping as a mature adult who makes top tier khantent, but his refusal to acknowledge his retardation is what makes him funnier for me so I hope he continues to never change.

On another note: after seeing his Marvel Rivals meltdown I think we are in for a rough year in terms of games. A single stream of 1 of the maybe 2 people who pay for his life not showing up means death of that playthrough. We might see him finish even less games this year. I used to think gaming was gonna get mostly phased out anyway, but after reacting, politics, and interviews all dying what else can he do? I guess he could just up the "impromptu chill streams" I'm sure alottapeepull will love that long term.
 
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This new angle makes him look like a fat Prof X or a handicapped person.


Also if he makes the legos streams a thing, i cant wait to see him wagequit a fucking lego set.

"Guys the support is low and i dont think you want me to finish this [insert 18+ high difficulty lego set] guess this is for building it..."

Then proceeds to leave it unfinished and get thrown to the attic or whatever place he hoards his junk.
 
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Late stream's cancelled now.

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CopingSneedingDentractor said:
Minor thing but just curious: He seems to very often say "no load" when it seems to me like he wants to say no life. Is he meaning to say no life or is no load some kind insult that I just don't understand? I assume it's like "mind washing" which I have never heard another human say and I again assume he means to say brain washing.
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This was forever ago but I remember him saying "no lows" to either refer to detractors who he considered the lowest of the low and will do anything to hurt someone, or possibly other streamers who sacrifice all dignity for views. It was one of those.

Funny enough I remember him saying it just like the Triple P thing. He would use the term no lows followed by "That's what I call them, no lows"
 
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Judas Connor Moon said:
Phillip has announced that he will begin to show off the socks he is wearing on every stream. It's official! He's a foot streamer!
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First he whips out those sculpted calves, then busts out of his tits and now he's pandering to footfags. Get your Best Buy receipts ready boys because there is only one other part of himself that he hasn't monetized yet.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Nigga he's been doing the book smart/street smart thing for over a decade, it has nothing to do with The Lard and The Tard show. The first time I remember him using it was waaaaay back when Youtube first changed its algorithm to favor watch time rather than individual view numbers which caused him to lose a good chunk of revenue. He has been ramping up its usage in 2024 though which is why it's so noticeable now.
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He definitely resents nerds because not even the nerd group in HS accepted him, plus the nerdy Asian chick that rejected him for prom (also the beginning of Asian hate), and likely hitting college and realizing he's not even that smart. His only friend group was being the king of the retards, and ironically enough, his stream is the same thing. Bully wheelchair dents, get bullied by everybody outside of that.

Also, Phil is jealous of everybody. He thought he'd move to Washington and get a job at Microsoft, so I'm sure he resents any white collar workers given his failures at every job he's had.
strandedcastaway said:
He thinks "book smart" means you're a nerd who doesn't understand the real world, and somehow that's the opposite of him, a shut-in who brags about only leaving his house one day a week and not owning socks. If you don't create your games so Phil can make the most money with the least effort, you're not "street smart".
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Don't forget the ridiculous take he had a while back where he said if he had to fend for himself and hunt for his food, he thinks he'd be able to give it the college try and be OK, whereas others (I'm sure he was talking about detractors) would have no clue what to do or something.
 
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