Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Deep thoughts on those darn Aspie supremacists:
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One of her top stupid tweets, imo.

Can’t tell if the neurosurgeon just wanted her out of the room or if he was dim witted.
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Prioritizing school as usual:
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A lot of boring e-begging right now on her TL because she’s STARVING y’all.
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Gibs, or she’ll have ”anaphylaxis”!
 
What is the speed of a jew running away from the camp?
Wind speed times the height of the chimney

Yes, I know this is not a formula for the speed but kids don't care
Ahahaha never heard that one before

Deep thoughts on those darn Aspie supremacists:
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One of her top stupid tweets, imo.

Can’t tell if the neurosurgeon just wanted her out of the room or if he was dim witted.
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Prioritizing school as usual:
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A lot of boring e-begging right now on her TL because she’s STARVING y’all.
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Gibs, or she’ll have ”anaphylaxis”!
>be me
>spend way too much time in the Elon thread today
>there’s other Lolcows out there
>if I hate too hard on Elon it’ll make me seem jealous when he’s actually in an unenviable position
>decide to check out the Victorian thread to see how her doctors appointment went
>shes sperging about Elon having Auschwitzm instead of Autism.
 
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I love how these people (Vicky very included) spout on and on about people's right to self-ID however they please - except, no, not Asperger's. You can't have that anymore.

You - you group of people who as a diagnostic criteria hate change - you can't use that word anymore because we decided it's not woke enough.
 
"legit I was looking at everyone in class like this like two of you need to get out of here" - without exaggeration, she literally loves nothing more than making other people's lives worse.

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"it’s immediately relevant to a theory I’m working on and I don’t want to delay that" - we all know that she is going to ditch this class just like she did with her other classes. I wonder if she is truly delusional enough to not be aware of it on some level, as well.

But at least she takes pride in preventing other people from taking a class she will never attend.
 
it’s immediately relevant to a theory I’m working on and I don’t want to delay that
Bitch, you are an undergrad. A fucking peon. The only theory you're working on is whether people who are glared at by a stinky moonface pooner will make themselves scarce (working conclusion: yes).

I love her self importance. None of what you are doing is groundbreaking or important to anyone, Vicky. Please stop kidding your musty-ass self.

Edit, because I felt I should emphasize: not just an undergrad, she's, what, a Sophomore? Is she even that? She's still declaring her fucking major (if Mommy and Daddy had only sent her books, wah!) and doing such important research that it's absolutely imperative she try and passively bully people out of a class. She's so fucking entitled.
 
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I love how she casually admits that on the few occasions she does attend, all she does is disturb it, making it a waste of time for everyone involved.

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Bitch, when you're in class, you're supposed to be nonverbal and listen to the professor so that you can fucking learn anything. I bet she talks over the prof in her lectures as well. What she doesn't understand is that she is supposed to study retardation and not act like a retard herself.

I bet her fellow students and profs take solace in the fact she never shows up more than once or twice for any of her classes or lectures.
 
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Not that I'm surprised at all but this is just confirmation that Vicky is that extremely annoying classmate who can't read the room and takes over the lecture to show how Super Smart they are about whatever subject. Universally hated. These people are who give Academia a bad name.

Hopefully this professor takes her aside at some point and tells her to fucking stop because if you have one of these people and a bitch-ass professor (of which there are too many) you get to spend the semester listening to an Autist wax poetic and off-topic while the actual teacher has to rush through the subject matter you'll actually be tested on.

As a TA, I had to have The Talk at least once a semester with some over-excited or know-it-all student. If you do it early you can couch it as "hey, I get the obsession, clearly - I teach this stuff!" But if you let it go too long or they don't listen it can get gross and sometimes involve the dreaded ombudsman
 
Her phrasing is telling, too. Normally, you would expect an undergrad student to be excited about much she could learn in a course, but as she mentioned a few times before, she already considers herself an expert who shouldn't listen and learn but speak and teach. Hence, she takes classes to "work on theories" as if she were writing her PhD paper.

A person like her, who already considers herself an expert without any foundation, is a nightmare at a university since she doesn't want to learn. She has no thirst for knowledge but demands the prestige and respect that academics receive without putting in the work. Just like she pretends to be underprivileged without ever having to face the actual consequences that an impoverished life in the shadows brings.

She thinks that her many "disabilities" make her an expert, since the field is called "disability studies". But that's like claiming that earthworms are experts in biology or that houses are experts in architecture. She is too dense and vain to realize that there is a difference between an expert and the object of their expertise.
 
Bitch, you are an undergrad. A fucking peon. The only theory you're working on is whether people who are glared at by a stinky moonface pooner will make themselves scarce (working conclusion: yes).

I love her self importance. None of what you are doing is groundbreaking or important to anyone, Vicky. Please stop kidding your musty-ass self.

Edit, because I felt I should emphasize: not just an undergrad, she's, what, a Sophomore? Is she even that? She's still declaring her fucking major (if Mommy and Daddy had only sent her books, wah!) and doing such important research that it's absolutely imperative she try and passively bully people out of a class. She's so fucking entitled.
I believe she's a freshman. I can't vouch 100% for the lore but I vaguely recall her not passing a single class the last time she enrolled.
 
She’s ”hyperlexic” now. Sure, Jan. But the notoriously ableist library chuds don’t space the shelves wide enough! Will the injustices never end?!
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I’m assuming she thinks hyperlexic means someone who reads a lot or is very good at reading, but it doesn’t. Words like lectiophile (lover of reading), bibliofile (lover of books), bookworm, or voracious reader would fit better when talking about someone who enjoys reading.

Hyperlexia is when a child can read at levels far beyond those expected for their age. “Hyper” means better than, while “lexia” means reading or language. A child with hyperlexia might figure out how to decode or sound out words very quickly, but not understand or comprehend most of what they’re reading.

Unlike a child who is a gifted reader, a child with hyperlexia will have communication or speaking skills that are below their age level.” (emphasis mine).

Basically these kids can decode or figure out how to read words, even without being taught to read. But they don’t actually understand what they’re reading and they’re dumber than their peers when it comes to reading comprehension. This is what separates a gifted reader from a hyperlexic reader. An adult with hyperlexia may be able to speed read things but they won’t be able to tell you after what they learned from their reading.

On second thought, that does seem to describe Vicki! All fluff and showing off, no actual substance or real learning.
 
words to describe a normal human experience
Because they believe they’re uniquely special, one-of-a-kind, incredibly valuable gems who should be cherished, adored, listened to and never told ‘no'
Most normal people realize pretty quickly that their experiences aren’t all that unique and don’t fixate on that fact
The best example of this mindset is the whole ‘demiromantic’/‘demisexual’ label, which is essentially just a fancy way of saying they don’t want to sleep around with random people they don’t have a strong connection with—aka perfectly normal, universal behavior
 
I’m assuming she thinks hyperlexic means someone who reads a lot or is very good at reading, but it doesn’t. Words like lectiophile (lover of reading), bibliofile (lover of books), bookworm, or voracious reader would fit better when talking about someone who enjoys reading.

Hyperlexia is when a child can read at levels far beyond those expected for their age. “Hyper” means better than, while “lexia” means reading or language. A child with hyperlexia might figure out how to decode or sound out words very quickly, but not understand or comprehend most of what they’re reading.

Unlike a child who is a gifted reader, a child with hyperlexia will have communication or speaking skills that are below their age level.” (emphasis mine).

Basically these kids can decode or figure out how to read words, even without being taught to read. But they don’t actually understand what they’re reading and they’re dumber than their peers when it comes to reading comprehension. This is what separates a gifted reader from a hyperlexic reader. An adult with hyperlexia may be able to speed read things but they won’t be able to tell you after what they learned from their reading.

On second thought, that does seem to describe Vicki! All fluff and showing off, no actual substance or real learning.

There are multiple types of hyperlexia, including type 1 that comes with super-early reading but no other communication issues. HL2 is hyperlexia with autism, HL3 is a weird middle ground with kids whose early autism symptoms and obsession with letters tones down as they get older, they tend to end up "quirky normal" or like what used to be called mild Asperger's syndrome...or even totally non-diagnosable. Of course, Vicki's type says that's because they're "masking." There's no such thing as overcoming a deficit in these people's eyes. Deficits and disabilities are identities for life.

HL1 kids, though, really have no diagnostic criteria after age 8-10 because the other kids have all caught up by then. HL3 kids are also usually not really impacted by their hyperlexia by the time they're adults. It's really HL2 who would maybe still mention it at Vicki's age, but those are the "slow comprehension, obvious actual autistic traits" people. She's obviously nothing of the sort, just a self-diagnosis collector.
 
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